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Atheist professor vs marine (story)
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| Angry base kitty | 01/30/12 |
| stirring hateful stage stain | 01/30/12 |
| Swollen house | 01/30/12 |
| Talented lemon roast beef set | 01/30/12 |
| Plum piazza really tough guy | 01/30/12 |
| Ocher Vigorous Location | 01/30/12 |
| Lascivious Mood | 01/30/12 |
| Angry base kitty | 01/30/12 |
| brindle frozen theater nibblets | 01/30/12 |
| Apoplectic reading party step-uncle's house | 01/31/12 |
| appetizing drunken ticket booth | 01/31/12 |
| doobsian senate multi-billionaire | 01/31/12 |
| blue digit ratio | 01/31/12 |
| Massive indirect expression patrolman | 01/31/12 |
| Thriller stage queen of the night | 08/03/12 |
| glittery copper public bath sneaky criminal | 11/01/13 |
| Histrionic talking business firm | 07/12/14 |
| stirring hateful stage stain | 01/30/12 |
| Metal dopamine dingle berry | 01/30/12 |
| peach mental disorder jew | 07/12/14 |
| Boyish foreskin locus | 01/30/12 |
| Angry base kitty | 01/30/12 |
| federal sanctuary | 01/30/12 |
| stirring hateful stage stain | 01/30/12 |
| Swollen house | 01/30/12 |
| white french pit puppy | 01/30/12 |
| Translucent juggernaut main people | 01/30/12 |
| stirring hateful stage stain | 01/30/12 |
| Translucent juggernaut main people | 01/30/12 |
| effete church circlehead | 01/30/12 |
| shaky crotch library | 01/30/12 |
| coiffed adventurous property | 08/03/12 |
| Sooty Liquid Oxygen Parlour | 01/30/12 |
| Ivory Tattoo Spot | 01/30/12 |
| Ocher Vigorous Location | 01/30/12 |
| deep marketing idea degenerate | 01/30/12 |
| Talented lemon roast beef set | 01/30/12 |
| soul-stirring garrison | 01/30/12 |
| Hyperventilating community account | 01/30/12 |
| Khaki Startled Elastic Band Quadroon | 01/30/12 |
| Khaki Startled Elastic Band Quadroon | 01/30/12 |
| effete church circlehead | 01/30/12 |
| Boyish foreskin locus | 01/30/12 |
| Plum piazza really tough guy | 01/30/12 |
| Boyish foreskin locus | 01/30/12 |
| walnut center | 04/15/12 |
| Ivory Tattoo Spot | 01/30/12 |
| Cowardly overrated box office volcanic crater | 01/30/12 |
| Magenta Aphrodisiac Nursing Home | 01/30/12 |
| Boyish foreskin locus | 01/30/12 |
| Plum piazza really tough guy | 01/30/12 |
| Hairraiser Disturbing Site Newt | 01/30/12 |
| maroon nofapping school new version | 01/30/12 |
| smoky dilemma striped hyena | 01/30/12 |
| beady-eyed amber love of her life | 01/30/12 |
| nudist abode electric furnace | 01/30/12 |
| brindle frozen theater nibblets | 01/30/12 |
| Supple primrose orchestra pit | 01/30/12 |
| Obsidian Theatre | 01/30/12 |
| effete church circlehead | 01/30/12 |
| soul-stirring garrison | 01/30/12 |
| Apoplectic reading party step-uncle's house | 01/31/12 |
| violent boltzmann faggot firefighter | 01/31/12 |
| Hairless Toaster Giraffe | 01/31/12 |
| blue digit ratio | 01/31/12 |
| Massive indirect expression patrolman | 01/31/12 |
| Carnelian space | 01/31/12 |
| Hyperventilating community account | 02/07/12 |
| Boyish foreskin locus | 02/07/12 |
| Boyish foreskin locus | 02/07/12 |
| chocolate sick antidepressant drug | 02/07/12 |
| effete church circlehead | 02/08/12 |
| Ocher Vigorous Location | 02/08/12 |
| Internet-worthy forum | 04/15/12 |
| Thriller stage queen of the night | 08/03/12 |
| Internet-worthy forum | 09/11/12 |
| marvelous hospital genital piercing | 09/11/12 |
| Purple disrespectful national | 09/11/12 |
| bull headed field roommate | 06/11/13 |
| multi-colored painfully honest theater stage azn | 10/28/13 |
| irate wrinkle mexican | 10/28/13 |
| glittery copper public bath sneaky criminal | 11/01/13 |
| lavender locale | 07/12/14 |
| mildly autistic sinister gunner goyim | 07/12/14 |
| pink at-the-ready cuckold stag film | 05/24/18 |
| Boyish foreskin locus | 01/30/12 |
| Irradiated Laser Beams Hall | 01/30/12 |
| beady-eyed amber love of her life | 01/30/12 |
| comical nighttime state idea he suggested | 01/30/12 |
| Hairraiser Disturbing Site Newt | 01/30/12 |
| razzmatazz indian lodge | 01/31/12 |
| clear elite hell therapy | 04/25/14 |
| Talented lemon roast beef set | 01/30/12 |
| Aromatic crusty brunch water buffalo | 01/30/12 |
| soul-stirring garrison | 01/30/12 |
| Talented lemon roast beef set | 01/30/12 |
| appetizing drunken ticket booth | 01/31/12 |
| stirring hateful stage stain | 01/31/12 |
| Boyish foreskin locus | 02/07/12 |
| chocolate sick antidepressant drug | 02/07/12 |
| soul-stirring garrison | 02/08/12 |
| appetizing drunken ticket booth | 04/15/12 |
| Titillating bisexual cumskin | 08/03/12 |
| Flickering gas station | 02/07/12 |
| Apoplectic reading party step-uncle's house | 02/08/12 |
| stirring hateful stage stain | 02/08/12 |
| mint impressive internal respiration party of the first part | 04/15/12 |
| Talented lemon roast beef set | 07/02/12 |
| Titillating bisexual cumskin | 08/03/12 |
| Drab big stead yarmulke | 09/11/12 |
| Cocky poppy boiling water | 06/11/13 |
| dull deer antler | 07/12/14 |
| Bossy place of business philosopher-king | 12/01/12 |
| provocative codepig fanboi | 06/11/13 |
| Metal dopamine dingle berry | 06/11/13 |
| bull headed field roommate | 06/11/13 |
| provocative codepig fanboi | 06/25/13 |
| irate wrinkle mexican | 10/28/13 |
| Odious rehab | 10/28/13 |
| very tactful opaque jewess chad | 11/01/13 |
| Brass Brethren | 02/05/14 |
| bonkers navy twinkling uncleanness chapel | 04/25/14 |
| bat shit crazy burgundy cruise ship | 07/12/14 |
| Sable Beta Ape | 07/12/14 |
| Heady blood rage | 07/12/14 |
| provocative codepig fanboi | 07/18/14 |
| Pungent Hissy Fit Mediation | 11/14/17 |
| cracking coldplay fan | 07/12/14 |
| Spectacular plaza | 07/18/14 |
| bearded pisswyrm useless brakes | 07/18/14 |
| Spectacular plaza | 07/18/14 |
| arousing medicated athletic conference native | 11/14/17 |
| red infuriating den | 11/14/17 |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:48 AM Author: Laughsome cerise ceo A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: Angry base kitty P.S. The Marine was charged with a hate crime and sentenced to 15-20 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863748) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:18 AM Author: stirring hateful stage stain credited in NY/Cali/New England but not in ARE country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863824) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: Swollen house was before the marine was president (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863750) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:52 AM Author: Talented lemon roast beef set AMERICA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863759) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:53 AM Author: Plum piazza really tough guy ALLAH AKBAR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863764) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:55 AM Author: Ocher Vigorous Location *forwards* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863767) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:03 AM Author: Lascivious Mood rapetiles need to start hiring liberal hollywood writers to pen their chain emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863783) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: Angry base kitty A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He *KAAABOOOOOOM!!!*
P.S. The Author was Michael Bay |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:14 PM Author: brindle frozen theater nibblets Laughed hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866761) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:13 AM Author: Apoplectic reading party step-uncle's house Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869569) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:15 AM Author: appetizing drunken ticket booth lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869575) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:23 AM Author: doobsian senate multi-billionaire lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869759) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:52 AM Author: blue digit ratio 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869788) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:11 PM Author: Massive indirect expression patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870942) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:08 PM Author: Thriller stage queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251129) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:32 PM Author: glittery copper public bath sneaky criminal 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350184) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:56 AM Author: Histrionic talking business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915972) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:04 AM Author: stirring hateful stage stain twist: the Marine was Albert Einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863787) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:06 AM Author: Metal dopamine dingle berry FW: Fw: FW: FW: FW: Fw: fw: FW: FW: FW: FAITH in America's military!!!1!!1! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863789) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:58 AM Author: peach mental disorder jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915975) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Boyish foreskin locus An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863795) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:11 AM Author: Angry base kitty 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863807) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: federal sanctuary lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863808) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: stirring hateful stage stain 180 eleventy
you've got some talent there, sonny boy |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: Swollen house cot damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863814) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:16 AM Author: white french pit puppy perhaps the best post ever on the new xo. i laughed until i cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863821) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:26 AM Author: Translucent juggernaut main people Can a bro please explain this post to me? I find it mildly humorous, but I assume based on the number of 180 ratings that it possesses an underlying genius that I'm missing. TYIA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863850) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:41 AM Author: stirring hateful stage stain (creationist Romnoid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863892) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:12 PM Author: Translucent juggernaut main people No brother, I'm just dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864976) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:51 AM Author: effete church circlehead lol pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863914) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:11 AM Author: shaky crotch library I laughed, I cried, I said 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863934) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:09 PM Author: coiffed adventurous property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251132) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:26 AM Author: Sooty Liquid Oxygen Parlour Can we sup this up a little with some more details in the intro, and make the rock->animal pwn a little more reasonable and get this started as an actual arecountry email forward? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863955) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:56 AM Author: Ivory Tattoo Spot someone should do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864192) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:30 AM Author: Ocher Vigorous Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863959) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:47 AM Author: deep marketing idea degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863969) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:00 AM Author: Talented lemon roast beef set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863977) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:23 AM Author: soul-stirring garrison lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864001) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:46 AM Author: Hyperventilating community account you could seriously tweak this a little bit and turn it into a IRL are country email forward. excellent work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864033) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: Khaki Startled Elastic Band Quadroon OMFG 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864043) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:46 AM Author: Khaki Startled Elastic Band Quadroon "An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom."
LOOOL |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:41 PM Author: effete church circlehead WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF IT CRYING ONTO THE CHALK? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865101) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: Boyish foreskin locus The original chain email involved the piece of chalk: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/chalk.htm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865111) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: Plum piazza really tough guy Purifying and renewing the powdered whiteness of REAL America breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865113) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: Boyish foreskin locus This too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865120) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: walnut center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472554) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:27 AM Author: Ivory Tattoo Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864067) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:35 AM Author: Cowardly overrated box office volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864072) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:37 AM Author: Magenta Aphrodisiac Nursing Home You could hear a pin drop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864138) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:09 PM Author: Boyish foreskin locus Should be in there somewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864964) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:10 PM Author: Plum piazza really tough guy 180 ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864968) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:13 PM Author: Hairraiser Disturbing Site Newt lolz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864983) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:16 PM Author: maroon nofapping school new version 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864992) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:23 PM Author: smoky dilemma striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865018) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:42 PM Author: beady-eyed amber love of her life 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865108) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:57 PM Author: nudist abode electric furnace Rock flag & eagle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865196) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: brindle frozen theater nibblets Lawl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866768) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:16 PM Author: Supple primrose orchestra pit Seriously the funniest original piece of writing on xoxo I've read in years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866772) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:22 PM Author: Obsidian Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866813) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: effete church circlehead Semper Fi is for the Marines, not the SEALs. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866991) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: soul-stirring garrison That makes it all the better dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19867025) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:09 AM Author: Apoplectic reading party step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869553) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:26 AM Author: violent boltzmann faggot firefighter ah fuck it 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869762) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:39 AM Author: Hairless Toaster Giraffe 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869771) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:53 AM Author: blue digit ratio if I paste this as my facebook status, will doobs find me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869791) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:11 PM Author: Massive indirect expression patrolman 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:16 PM Author: Carnelian space 180!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870976) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:24 AM Author: Hyperventilating community account looky looky here http://i.imgur.com/SUfx6.png |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:34 AM Author: Boyish foreskin locus Been poasting my version on the chan for like four days now. Various versions of the chalk story have been floating around for months. I just picked out the better bits for the one I made I toned it down. This one is over the top though. You a /b/tard?
Edit: Is this shit seriously on reddit now?
2nd edit: http://pastebin.com/5ENzjzdh
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=142071661&page=1 |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:47 AM Author: Boyish foreskin locus YEEAAAHHH BABY! Third spamming still active!
boards.4chan.org/pol/res/1522333 |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: chocolate sick antidepressant drug (plagirizer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914623) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 2:56 PM Author: effete church circlehead 4chan jacked you
http://imgur.com/gallery/SUfx6 |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:59 PM Author: Ocher Vigorous Location wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926701) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:25 PM Author: Internet-worthy forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472513) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:09 PM Author: Thriller stage queen of the night i died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251138) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:48 PM Author: Internet-worthy forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555908) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:52 PM Author: marvelous hospital genital piercing ps the eagle was albert einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555921) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 9:01 PM Author: Purple disrespectful national 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555990) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: bull headed field roommate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372925) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:08 PM Author: multi-colored painfully honest theater stage azn That's not how evolution works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322923) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:13 PM Author: irate wrinkle mexican haven't laughed this hard at a poast in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322951) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:33 PM Author: glittery copper public bath sneaky criminal 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350194) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:05 AM Author: lavender locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915599) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:08 AM Author: mildly autistic sinister gunner goyim How did I miss this gem?
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Date: May 24th, 2018 11:57 PM Author: pink at-the-ready cuckold stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#36123555) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Boyish foreskin locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863796) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:40 AM Author: Irradiated Laser Beams Hall The government is incredibly adept at convincing people that our resource grabs have something to do with our Constitutional rights. It's laughable that people aren't able to discern this and further evidence that the Founders were right: the unwashed masses are dangerous and incapable of self-government. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864075) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: beady-eyed amber love of her life The message was watch these fuckers like a hawk because they will do whatever they can to cement their power but in case you don't, we've erected legal barriers to stop them for two hundred years or so. And here we are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865124) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:22 PM Author: comical nighttime state idea he suggested I love that this story implies an overburdened God sitting behind a disheveled desk, frantically trying to meet deadlines as his wife bugs him about picking up dinner on the way home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865011) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:24 PM Author: Hairraiser Disturbing Site Newt Finally he's just like, "DAMMIT! I don't need this shit right now! Marinedood, help me out here!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865023) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 12:20 PM Author: razzmatazz indian lodge "shitshitshit I totally forgot about embarrassing that atheist professor. shirley could you get a marine to step in for me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870501) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:39 AM Author: clear elite hell therapy IN fairness, the Marine Hymn DOES claim that god has Marines guarding heaven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25443158) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:30 PM Author: Talented lemon roast beef set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866148) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:03 PM Author: Aromatic crusty brunch water buffalo http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1846138&mc=21&forum_id=2#19724654 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866341) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: soul-stirring garrison You're the king of the board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866770) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: Talented lemon roast beef set I love how all these are country email forwards just implicitly assume that any given marine is a god fearing Christian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:14 AM Author: appetizing drunken ticket booth tbf, most are faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869574) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:50 AM Author: stirring hateful stage stain Most are definately no faggots, you piece of shit libpedo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869782) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:59 AM Author: Boyish foreskin locus Spamming 4chan has paid off. This is rapidly turning into a meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914616) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: chocolate sick antidepressant drug I like how you stole that story from 4chan and tried to pass it off as your own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914622) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:42 PM Author: soul-stirring garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926515) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: appetizing drunken ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472706) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:05 PM Author: Titillating bisexual cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251098) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: Flickering gas station http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/pedh3/another_great_find_on_b_xpost_r4chan/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914628) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:27 PM Author: Apoplectic reading party step-uncle's house Fuckers STOLE it from us! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926318) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: stirring hateful stage stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926504) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: mint impressive internal respiration party of the first part LOL at this backslapping atheitist (no typo here) shitlib TTT of a thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472553) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 5:11 PM Author: Talented lemon roast beef set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21003836) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:02 PM Author: Titillating bisexual cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251062) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:58 PM Author: Drab big stead yarmulke ITT: Someone posts something popular on 4chan and reddit; everyone believes it originated on xoxo.
Same thing happened with lolcats. |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:17 PM Author: Cocky poppy boiling water this site was doing anti-atheist chain-mail threads in 2008/9. that's where the PS: the student was albert einstein thing came from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372940) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:07 AM Author: dull deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915600) |
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Date: December 1st, 2012 2:32 PM Author: Bossy place of business philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#22146681) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:13 PM Author: provocative codepig fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372911) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Metal dopamine dingle berry http://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfromgrandma/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372928) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: bull headed field roommate Going to forward these to my reptile parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372929) |
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Date: June 25th, 2013 2:38 PM Author: provocative codepig fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23471774) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:10 PM Author: irate wrinkle mexican holy shit i'm glad i read this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322932) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:31 PM Author: Odious rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24323029) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:30 PM Author: very tactful opaque jewess chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350172) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:20 AM Author: Brass Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24960600) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:31 AM Author: bonkers navy twinkling uncleanness chapel A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him.
At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:08 AM Author: bat shit crazy burgundy cruise ship 190 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915601) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 5:43 AM Author: Sable Beta Ape holy fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915703) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:50 AM Author: Heady blood rage what happened next??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915957) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:31 PM Author: provocative codepig fanboi this is fucking incredible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961713) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:31 PM Author: Pungent Hissy Fit Mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#34687733) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 5:10 AM Author: cracking coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915659) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:53 PM Author: Spectacular plaza Most overrated thread ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961879) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:54 PM Author: bearded pisswyrm useless brakes (very ARROGANT atheist professor) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961888) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:56 PM Author: Spectacular plaza don't make it worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961899) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:25 PM Author: arousing medicated athletic conference native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#34687720) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:41 PM Author: red infuriating den 2012: XO would mock this. 2017: XO would forward this email to their friends along with a TRUMP 2020 signature line. |