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Atheist professor vs marine (story)
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| Henna theatre | 01/30/12 |
| soul-stirring corn cake | 01/30/12 |
| Lascivious twinkling uncleanness native | 01/30/12 |
| misanthropic market | 01/30/12 |
| splenetic business firm really tough guy | 01/30/12 |
| Ruby flatulent sandwich hell | 01/30/12 |
| Dull water buffalo | 01/30/12 |
| Henna theatre | 01/30/12 |
| chrome clown | 01/30/12 |
| diverse university love of her life | 01/31/12 |
| Cyan Slap-happy Telephone Associate | 01/31/12 |
| adventurous hateful multi-billionaire | 01/31/12 |
| Galvanic indigo crackhouse | 01/31/12 |
| obsidian underhanded orchestra pit | 01/31/12 |
| Salmon zippy death wish | 08/03/12 |
| Ungodly half-breed | 11/01/13 |
| Vivacious buff school giraffe | 07/12/14 |
| soul-stirring corn cake | 01/30/12 |
| Aromatic Nursing Home Travel Guidebook | 01/30/12 |
| umber supple candlestick maker potus | 07/12/14 |
| Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater | 01/30/12 |
| Henna theatre | 01/30/12 |
| demanding french chef resort | 01/30/12 |
| soul-stirring corn cake | 01/30/12 |
| Lascivious twinkling uncleanness native | 01/30/12 |
| Aphrodisiac Stage | 01/30/12 |
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| soul-stirring corn cake | 01/30/12 |
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| Wild Haunted Graveyard | 01/30/12 |
| Stirring canary property halford | 01/30/12 |
| white filthy toaster hospital | 08/03/12 |
| well-lubricated generalized bond | 01/30/12 |
| Pearl hideous fortuitous meteor plaza | 01/30/12 |
| Ruby flatulent sandwich hell | 01/30/12 |
| arousing crystalline tattoo messiness | 01/30/12 |
| misanthropic market | 01/30/12 |
| razzle costumed indian lodge | 01/30/12 |
| free-loading space idea he suggested | 01/30/12 |
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| Wild Haunted Graveyard | 01/30/12 |
| Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater | 01/30/12 |
| splenetic business firm really tough guy | 01/30/12 |
| Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater | 01/30/12 |
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| Pearl hideous fortuitous meteor plaza | 01/30/12 |
| contagious opaque principal's office | 01/30/12 |
| Fragrant rigor | 01/30/12 |
| Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater | 01/30/12 |
| splenetic business firm really tough guy | 01/30/12 |
| Slimy fantasy-prone police squad | 01/30/12 |
| yellow den | 01/30/12 |
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| motley nofapping sneaky criminal striped hyena | 01/30/12 |
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| razzle costumed indian lodge | 01/30/12 |
| diverse university love of her life | 01/31/12 |
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| learning disabled field | 01/31/12 |
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| Zombie-like milky library | 01/31/12 |
| free-loading space idea he suggested | 02/07/12 |
| Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater | 02/07/12 |
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| cerebral shrine | 02/07/12 |
| Wild Haunted Graveyard | 02/08/12 |
| Ruby flatulent sandwich hell | 02/08/12 |
| at-the-ready station regret | 04/15/12 |
| Salmon zippy death wish | 08/03/12 |
| at-the-ready station regret | 09/11/12 |
| Racy hot kitty round eye | 09/11/12 |
| Bright multi-colored party of the first part | 09/11/12 |
| sepia old irish cottage | 06/11/13 |
| Citrine gay wizard theater stage | 10/28/13 |
| Sable international law enforcement agency locale | 10/28/13 |
| Ungodly half-breed | 11/01/13 |
| 180 onyx hominid garrison | 07/12/14 |
| brindle preventive strike | 07/12/14 |
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| Cyan Slap-happy Telephone Associate | 01/31/12 |
| soul-stirring corn cake | 01/31/12 |
| Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater | 02/07/12 |
| cerebral shrine | 02/07/12 |
| razzle costumed indian lodge | 02/08/12 |
| Cyan Slap-happy Telephone Associate | 04/15/12 |
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| geriatric talented lay | 02/07/12 |
| diverse university love of her life | 02/08/12 |
| soul-stirring corn cake | 02/08/12 |
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| Aromatic Nursing Home Travel Guidebook | 06/11/13 |
| sepia old irish cottage | 06/11/13 |
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| Sickened bearded lodge | 11/01/13 |
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| mind-boggling brunch | 07/18/14 |
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| exhilarant macaca pozpig | 11/14/17 |
| Primrose bawdyhouse shitlib | 11/14/17 |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:48 AM Author: Seedy Hissy Fit A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."
The classroom erupted in cheers! |
Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: Henna theatre P.S. The Marine was charged with a hate crime and sentenced to 15-20 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863748) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:18 AM Author: soul-stirring corn cake credited in NY/Cali/New England but not in ARE country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863824) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: Lascivious twinkling uncleanness native was before the marine was president (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863750) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:52 AM Author: misanthropic market AMERICA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863759) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:53 AM Author: splenetic business firm really tough guy ALLAH AKBAR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863764) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:55 AM Author: Ruby flatulent sandwich hell *forwards* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863767) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:03 AM Author: Dull water buffalo rapetiles need to start hiring liberal hollywood writers to pen their chain emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863783) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: Henna theatre A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He *KAAABOOOOOOM!!!*
P.S. The Author was Michael Bay |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:14 PM Author: chrome clown Laughed hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866761) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:13 AM Author: diverse university love of her life Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869569) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:15 AM Author: Cyan Slap-happy Telephone Associate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869575) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:23 AM Author: adventurous hateful multi-billionaire lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869759) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:52 AM Author: Galvanic indigo crackhouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869788) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:11 PM Author: obsidian underhanded orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870942) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:08 PM Author: Salmon zippy death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251129) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:32 PM Author: Ungodly half-breed 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350184) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:56 AM Author: Vivacious buff school giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915972) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:04 AM Author: soul-stirring corn cake twist: the Marine was Albert Einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863787) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:06 AM Author: Aromatic Nursing Home Travel Guidebook FW: Fw: FW: FW: FW: Fw: fw: FW: FW: FW: FAITH in America's military!!!1!!1! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863789) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:58 AM Author: umber supple candlestick maker potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915975) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863795) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:11 AM Author: Henna theatre 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863807) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: demanding french chef resort lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863808) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: soul-stirring corn cake 180 eleventy
you've got some talent there, sonny boy |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: Lascivious twinkling uncleanness native cot damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863814) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:16 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Stage perhaps the best post ever on the new xo. i laughed until i cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863821) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:26 AM Author: charcoal location Can a bro please explain this post to me? I find it mildly humorous, but I assume based on the number of 180 ratings that it possesses an underlying genius that I'm missing. TYIA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863850) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:41 AM Author: soul-stirring corn cake (creationist Romnoid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863892) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:12 PM Author: charcoal location No brother, I'm just dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864976) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:51 AM Author: Wild Haunted Graveyard lol pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863914) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:11 AM Author: Stirring canary property halford I laughed, I cried, I said 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863934) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:09 PM Author: white filthy toaster hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251132) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:26 AM Author: well-lubricated generalized bond Can we sup this up a little with some more details in the intro, and make the rock->animal pwn a little more reasonable and get this started as an actual arecountry email forward? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863955) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:56 AM Author: Pearl hideous fortuitous meteor plaza someone should do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864192) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:30 AM Author: Ruby flatulent sandwich hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863959) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:47 AM Author: arousing crystalline tattoo messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863969) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:00 AM Author: misanthropic market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863977) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:23 AM Author: razzle costumed indian lodge lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864001) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:46 AM Author: free-loading space idea he suggested you could seriously tweak this a little bit and turn it into a IRL are country email forward. excellent work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864033) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: Stimulating center masturbator OMFG 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864043) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:46 AM Author: Stimulating center masturbator "An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom."
LOOOL |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:41 PM Author: Wild Haunted Graveyard WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF IT CRYING ONTO THE CHALK? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865101) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater The original chain email involved the piece of chalk: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/chalk.htm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865111) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: splenetic business firm really tough guy Purifying and renewing the powdered whiteness of REAL America breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865113) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater This too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865120) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: mauve school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472554) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:27 AM Author: Pearl hideous fortuitous meteor plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864067) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:35 AM Author: contagious opaque principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864072) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:37 AM Author: Fragrant rigor You could hear a pin drop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864138) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:09 PM Author: Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater Should be in there somewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864964) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:10 PM Author: splenetic business firm really tough guy 180 ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864968) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:13 PM Author: Slimy fantasy-prone police squad lolz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864983) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:16 PM Author: yellow den 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864992) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:23 PM Author: poppy knife sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865018) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:42 PM Author: laughsome burgundy abode 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865108) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:57 PM Author: bull headed fat ankles church Rock flag & eagle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865196) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: chrome clown Lawl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866768) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:16 PM Author: Irradiated Fighting Depressive Trust Fund Seriously the funniest original piece of writing on xoxo I've read in years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866772) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:22 PM Author: motley nofapping sneaky criminal striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866813) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Wild Haunted Graveyard Semper Fi is for the Marines, not the SEALs. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866991) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: razzle costumed indian lodge That makes it all the better dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19867025) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:09 AM Author: diverse university love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869553) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:26 AM Author: Coiffed goyim keepsake machete ah fuck it 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869762) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:39 AM Author: learning disabled field 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869771) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:53 AM Author: Galvanic indigo crackhouse if I paste this as my facebook status, will doobs find me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869791) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:11 PM Author: obsidian underhanded orchestra pit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:16 PM Author: Zombie-like milky library 180!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870976) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:24 AM Author: free-loading space idea he suggested looky looky here http://i.imgur.com/SUfx6.png |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:34 AM Author: Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater Been poasting my version on the chan for like four days now. Various versions of the chalk story have been floating around for months. I just picked out the better bits for the one I made I toned it down. This one is over the top though. You a /b/tard?
Edit: Is this shit seriously on reddit now?
2nd edit: http://pastebin.com/5ENzjzdh
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=142071661&page=1 |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:47 AM Author: Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater YEEAAAHHH BABY! Third spamming still active!
boards.4chan.org/pol/res/1522333 |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: cerebral shrine (plagirizer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914623) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 2:56 PM Author: Wild Haunted Graveyard 4chan jacked you
http://imgur.com/gallery/SUfx6 |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:59 PM Author: Ruby flatulent sandwich hell wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926701) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:25 PM Author: at-the-ready station regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472513) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:09 PM Author: Salmon zippy death wish i died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251138) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:48 PM Author: at-the-ready station regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555908) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:52 PM Author: Racy hot kitty round eye ps the eagle was albert einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555921) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 9:01 PM Author: Bright multi-colored party of the first part 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555990) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: sepia old irish cottage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372925) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:08 PM Author: Citrine gay wizard theater stage That's not how evolution works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322923) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:13 PM Author: Sable international law enforcement agency locale haven't laughed this hard at a poast in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322951) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:33 PM Author: Ungodly half-breed 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350194) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:05 AM Author: 180 onyx hominid garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915599) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:08 AM Author: brindle preventive strike How did I miss this gem?
180! |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 11:57 PM Author: Sexy temple boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#36123555) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863796) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:40 AM Author: Boyish infuriating filthpig The government is incredibly adept at convincing people that our resource grabs have something to do with our Constitutional rights. It's laughable that people aren't able to discern this and further evidence that the Founders were right: the unwashed masses are dangerous and incapable of self-government. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864075) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: laughsome burgundy abode The message was watch these fuckers like a hawk because they will do whatever they can to cement their power but in case you don't, we've erected legal barriers to stop them for two hundred years or so. And here we are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865124) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:22 PM Author: Bateful Dragon Therapy I love that this story implies an overburdened God sitting behind a disheveled desk, frantically trying to meet deadlines as his wife bugs him about picking up dinner on the way home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865011) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:24 PM Author: Slimy fantasy-prone police squad Finally he's just like, "DAMMIT! I don't need this shit right now! Marinedood, help me out here!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865023) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 12:20 PM Author: Stubborn fanboi piazza "shitshitshit I totally forgot about embarrassing that atheist professor. shirley could you get a marine to step in for me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870501) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:39 AM Author: glittery hairless legal warrant theater IN fairness, the Marine Hymn DOES claim that god has Marines guarding heaven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25443158) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:30 PM Author: misanthropic market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866148) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:03 PM Author: lilac confused rehab http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1846138&mc=21&forum_id=2#19724654 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866341) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: razzle costumed indian lodge You're the king of the board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866770) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: misanthropic market I love how all these are country email forwards just implicitly assume that any given marine is a god fearing Christian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:14 AM Author: Cyan Slap-happy Telephone Associate tbf, most are faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869574) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:50 AM Author: soul-stirring corn cake Most are definately no faggots, you piece of shit libpedo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869782) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:59 AM Author: Appetizing sick box office volcanic crater Spamming 4chan has paid off. This is rapidly turning into a meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914616) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: cerebral shrine I like how you stole that story from 4chan and tried to pass it off as your own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914622) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:42 PM Author: razzle costumed indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926515) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: Cyan Slap-happy Telephone Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472706) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:05 PM Author: razzle-dazzle turquoise parlor son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251098) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: geriatric talented lay http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/pedh3/another_great_find_on_b_xpost_r4chan/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914628) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:27 PM Author: diverse university love of her life Fuckers STOLE it from us! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926318) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: soul-stirring corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926504) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: Wine cracking menage chad LOL at this backslapping atheitist (no typo here) shitlib TTT of a thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472553) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 5:11 PM Author: misanthropic market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21003836) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:02 PM Author: razzle-dazzle turquoise parlor son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251062) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:58 PM Author: angry passionate corner organic girlfriend ITT: Someone posts something popular on 4chan and reddit; everyone believes it originated on xoxo.
Same thing happened with lolcats. |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:17 PM Author: pea-brained boiling water black woman this site was doing anti-atheist chain-mail threads in 2008/9. that's where the PS: the student was albert einstein thing came from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372940) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:07 AM Author: French dysfunction jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915600) |
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Date: December 1st, 2012 2:32 PM Author: Beady-eyed site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#22146681) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:13 PM Author: trip forum turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372911) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Aromatic Nursing Home Travel Guidebook http://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfromgrandma/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372928) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: sepia old irish cottage Going to forward these to my reptile parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372929) |
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Date: June 25th, 2013 2:38 PM Author: trip forum turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23471774) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:10 PM Author: Sable international law enforcement agency locale holy shit i'm glad i read this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322932) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:31 PM Author: vigorous chocolate immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24323029) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:30 PM Author: Sickened bearded lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350172) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:20 AM Author: Unholy Public Bath Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24960600) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:31 AM Author: coral heaven A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him.
At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:08 AM Author: Cream floppy house community account 190 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915601) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 5:43 AM Author: Charismatic trailer park holy fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915703) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:50 AM Author: concupiscible windowlicker what happened next??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915957) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:31 PM Author: trip forum turdskin this is fucking incredible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961713) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:31 PM Author: Hairraiser magenta juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#34687733) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 5:10 AM Author: gay kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915659) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:53 PM Author: mind-boggling brunch Most overrated thread ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961879) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:54 PM Author: razzmatazz yapping internal respiration (very ARROGANT atheist professor) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961888) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:56 PM Author: mind-boggling brunch don't make it worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961899) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:25 PM Author: exhilarant macaca pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#34687720) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:41 PM Author: Primrose bawdyhouse shitlib 2012: XO would mock this. 2017: XO would forward this email to their friends along with a TRUMP 2020 signature line. |