Date: February 22nd, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed selfie
Why Do So Many Azn Males Crave Acceptance From White Males?
More Masculine: White Teen Female Softball Player of Azn Man?
Is The Term 'Emasculated Asian Guy' Redundant?
How Many Hrs/Wk Do Azn Men Spend Masturbating To Blonde Women?
Do Asian Men Have Non-Awkward Social Interactions?
What Percentage of People Employed At Airports Are Asian?
More Essential To Asian Culture: Kill Female Children or Eat Dogs?
Which Asian Stereotypes Are Supposed To Be False?
If All Asians Dropped Out of Your LS, Would Anyone Miss Them?
Would MMORGs Be Profitable Without Asian Male Shut-ins?
Why Are Asians Most Likely To Stalk Female Classmates?
Better Odds: Winning Lotto or Asian Guy Able To Hide Shame?
Rarer: Albino or Masculine and Outgoing Asian Male?
Scarier On Subway: Thug With A Gun or Asian With Hacking Cough?
Realistically, How Many Asians Have Sex w/ Attractive Blondes?
Best Asian Cultural Contribution: Cheap Food or Kicking Things?
Asians: 1/3 of World Population, But So Few Top Athletes. Why?
More Submissive To White Men: Asian Women or Asian Guys?
Worse For Asian Productivity: Video Games or Communism?
Worst Scenario: Brain Tumor or In Post Office Line w/ 50 Asians?
Post ITT If You Have Been In A Really Clean Asian Grocery Store
How Does It Make Asian Men Feel When Their Women Reject Them?
Would An Asian Guy Ever Choose An Asian Woman Over A Blonde?
How Often Are Asian Men Able To Sustain Eye Contact w/ Whites?
50 Asian Friends or 3 White Acquaintances: Asians Choose Which?
Why Do Asian Men Make The Most Convincing Transsexuals?
Why Does So Much Asian Porn Involve Tentacles and Children?
Why Do Asians Prefer Living In Undemocratic Police States?
Can Somebody Tell Me Why Condoms Are Smaller In Asian Countries?
Bigger Tragedy To Asian: SIDS Epidemic or Lost Cell Phone Service?
Top Asian Economic Fear: Credit Crunch or City Health Inspection?
ITT - Guess The % of Asian Teens w/ Normal, Healthy Social Lives
Bigger Health Concern: Power Lines or Asian Family Next Door?
Why Is The Shame of Asian Males Always So Palpable In Class?
Ratio of Jews/Asians That Have Executed Classmates Since 2000?
Scarier To Toddlers: The Dark or Old Asian Lady On The Bus?
Why Are Evil Conspirators In Star Wars Prequels Clearly Asian?
Organ Theft, Infant Murder, Dog Eating - Asian Specialties
Natural Resources or White Acceptance: What Do Asians Want More?
Wake Up Next To Asian: Laugh or Check For Kidney Removal Wound?
More Deadly: Plague or Socially Isolated Asian Student?
Better Human Rights Record: Ted Bundy or Asian civilization ?
Can An Asian Guy Tell Me Why Their Women Routinely Reject Them?
Races Besides Asians Likely To Evolove Into Hive-Mind Society?
Do Asian Men Accept Their Emasculation or Are They Mad About It?
Better Future To White Girl: Rich Asian Husband or Cat Lady?
Better Myth: Bigfoot or Highly Sociable Asian Male?
Date: November 7th, 2008 5:09 AM
Author: Mariner, Ryan (442nd Infantry. Least sexually active US military unit ever.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=837549&forum_id=2#10337925)
Date: July 20th, 2008 4:51 PM
Author: ElitestWASPdood
ITT We List Well-Known Asian Men Who Don't Know Karate
More Attractive To Asian Man: Blonde Hair or Eels In Vagina?
More Paranoid and Insular: The KGB or Asian Neighborhoods?
Why Do Asian Cartoon Characters Have Big Western Eyes?
More Common: Asian Male Shut-In or Overcast Weather?
Bigger Asian Dream: Become Robot or Chat w/ Blonde Girl?
More Likely To Snap At Any Moment: Dry Wood or Asian Student?
ITT: We List Times Asians Are Polite When Not Serving You Food
Is Asian Shyness Best Described By 'Painful' or 'Crippling?'
Why Don't More Asians Play Professional Sports?
What Level of Wealth Could Make An Asian Appealing To Wht Girls?
More Shamed: Man Caught Shoplifting or Asian With A 2.9 GPA?
Aspects of Asian Culture We Like Besides Food, Karate, Gizmos?
Reasons Why Most Hot Asian Women Prefer White Men?
Why Is Rape-Themed Pornography So Much More Common In Asia?
Reminder: Asians Are The World's Best Female Impersonators
Are Asians Still Socially Awkward When In Their Own Nations?
Could 5 Asian Guys Beat 5 Black Teen Girls over 5'10" At Basketball?
Do Asian Men Buy Childern's Sized Gloves For Their Little Hands?
Why Do Hospitals Employ So Many Asians When They Spread Disease?
More Dangerous: Al Qaeda or Asian That Just Got A C- In Biology?
Best Part of Being Asian: Servile Nature or Slight Stature?
How Do Asians Breed So Fast When The Men Are So Sexless?
Will Asian Men and Women's Desire For Whites Slow Asian Growth?
How Many More Asians Would You See On The Street w/out MMORPGs?
Frotteurism, Dictatorships, Disease Epidemics - Asian Specialties
Why Do Asian Cultures Have Special Terms For Adult Male Shut-Ins?
More Likely To Eat Their Young: Komodo Dragon or Asian?
Asians Countries Are Always Quick To Defend Allies, Right?
Hotter To Asian Male: Cyborg Vagina or Pre-Teen w/ Blue Hair?
It's Weird How Easily Asians Turn Red With Shame
Tougher For Asians: Eye Contact or Regular Hygiene?
Better Driver: Guy On PCP Who Drove Tank On Highway or Asian Guy?
What Can Asian Men Do To Be More Desirable To Asian Women?
Asian Men: Why Does Everybody Flock To You In Social Situations?
Win/Lose Odds: Black 14 Year Old vs. 25 year old Asian Man w/ Bat
Do Some Asians Look Facially Similar To A Cat When It Shits?
Last Time You Saw Jocular And Built Asian Picking Up A Girl?
How Long Does Blizzard Ent. Stay In Business w/out Asians?
Do Asians Keep Pets or Do They Always End Up Getting Eaten?
More Shameful To Asian Male: Academic Failure or Being Asian?
Scarier: Mugging or Riding Train w/ Asian Family In Flu Season?
Saki and Opium: Ultimate Shame-Relief Combo
Do Asian Men Try To Discuss Video Games w/ White Women?
Asian Men: More Socially Inept When Drunk or Sober?
ITT: We Talk About How Much Fun It Is To Be Around Asians
More Dangerous: Pit Viper or Asian w/ Gun Permit and No Paxil Rx
Why Is WGWAG Such A Rare Thing?
Remind Me: Did Asians Evolve From Insects or Lizards?
Why Aren't There More Popular and Successful Asian Politicians?
Asians: Better At Making Cheap Toys or Spreading Diseases?
Asian Medicine Is Herbs and Needle Poking: Prestigious?
Why Can Asian Culture Only Succeed Through Sheer Numbers?
Bigger Asian Priority: Human Rights or Dragonball Z Highscore?
Somebody Explain To Me Why There Aren't More Asian Porn Actors
Asians: For Twin Girls, Kill Both At Same Time or Separately?
Best Part of Asia: Crowded Squalor or Devastating Pollution?
Asian Market: Smells Mysterious or Like Burning Cat Litter Box?
Two Adult Asian Males vs. One Athletic Black Woman: Winner?
Do Asians Build Their Economies On The Backs of Peasants?
ITT We List Things We Like About Asians More Than Kung-Fu Movies
Noisier Neighbors: Death Metal Band or Asian Family of Five?
Asian Skills: Food Delivery, Dry Cleaning, Emotional Breakdowns
How Many White Women Exploit Free Tutoring From Hopeful Asians?
Are Asian Women Angry If They Get Stuck Dating Asian Men?
Safer Behind The Wheel: Max Cleland or Asian Male?
Is It Possible To Diagnose Autism In Asian Children?
Higher Cause of Mortality: Gang Warfare or Asian Loners?
Redder Face: Shamed Asian or Drunken Asian?
Asian Agenda: Slaughter Infant, Contract Animal-Born Pathogen
Asian Men: Lives Defined By Timidity or Humiliation?
Do Asians Hold Human Life or Robotic Toys In Higher Regard?
Why Do Western Children See Asians As Synonymous w/ Villains?
Why Is It So Easy To Purchase A Slave In Many Asian Countries?
# of Asian Men Shamefully Thinking About Blondes Right Now?
Why Do People Love Going To School w/ Lots of Asians?
How Many Asian Men Experience Joy w/out Video Games?
Tell Me Again Why Quiet Asians Are The Most Frightening Students
Adjectives For Asians Besides Small, Yellow, Sinister, Boring?
More Relaxing Noise: Rabid Howler Monkey or Crying Asian Kid?
Last Option For Uncomely White Girl: Lesbianism or Asian Guy?
Why Are Asians Always So Quick To Assist Others?
Worse For White Guy: Disfiguring Accident or Become Asian?
Sociable Asian - Oxymoron or Impossibility?
Why Is The Asian Part of A City Always So Nice and Well Kept?
ITT We List Potential Doomsday Epidemics From Asia
Why Can't Asians Turn Numerical Advantage Into Tech/Econ Advantage?
More Lovable: Asian LS Student or Hissing Tree Lizard?
More Coveted By Asians: White Friends or Online Gaming Friends?
White Girls: # of Friendly Asians You Know Who Do Not Stalk You?
Functional Differences Between Asian LS Students and Autistics?
Asians: House Is On Fire, Wake-Up Roommate or Save Playstation 3?
Asian With a 2.9 GPA: Suicide, Killing Spree, or Both?
If Asian Females and Whites Don't Want Asian Men, Then Who Does?
Bigger #: Whites Who Want To Be Asian, Or The Reverse?
Why Are Asian Teenagers So Cheerful and Funny?
Asians: Timid When Solo, Squabbling Mess of Humanity In Groups
Asian Men: Only Group Using Paxil To Loosen Up For Chat Rooms
The Asian Dilemma: Stalking Girls Requires Leaving Your Room A Lot
Asian Guys: Social Outsiders or Sexual Failures?
Why So Few Masculine Asian Men In Any Media?
Most Likely To Dig Through Your Trash: Raccoon or Asian Neighbor?
Asians: Most Likely To Buy Used Lexus, Wreck 15 Mins. Later
% of Asians Who Only Have Sexual Experiences Through Computers?
ITT We List Reasons Why Everyone Loves Having Asians Around
Tell Me The Percentage of White Women Who Prefer Asian Men
Why Don't We Have More Asian CEOs?
Are Asians Are Good At Thriving Without Exploiting Their Own People?
Asians: 1/3 of World Pop. But Still Hungrily Importing Western Culture
More Rare: Snow Leopard or Physically Imposing Asian Man?
Asians: Smallest Cars, Smallest Penises, or Both?
Are All Asian Men Self-Loathing or Just The Majority?
Asians: Most Evil or Least Good Race of People?
Asian Law Students: Can Turds Be Polished?
Are Asian Students Maleviolent Loners or Isolated Sociopaths?
Asians Pioneered Suicide Attacks, Still Lost
Bigger Deathwish: No Seatbelt or Blocking Asian Kid On AIM?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=837549&forum_id=2#9992793)
Date: July 20th, 2008 5:25 PM
Author: Bubba Sparxxx (How else can I say it? I don't speak no other languages.)
My favorites, in no particular order ...
Worst Scenario: Brain Tumor or In Post Office Line w/ 50 Asians?
Can Somebody Tell Me Why Condoms Are Smaller In Asian Countries?
Organ Theft, Infant Murder, Dog Eating - Asian Specialties
ITT: We List Times Asians Are Polite When Not Serving You Food
How Many More Asians Would You See On The Street w/out MMORPGs?
Do Some Asians Look Facially Similar To A Cat When It Shits?
Asians: For Twin Girls, Kill Both At Same Time or Separately?
Asian Skills: Food Delivery, Dry Cleaning, Emotional Breakdowns
Adjectives For Asians Besides Small, Yellow, Sinister, Boring?
Asian With a 2.9 GPA: Suicide, Killing Spree, or Both?
Asians: Most Likely To Buy Used Lexus, Wreck 15 Mins. Later
And the best ...
Is It Possible To Diagnose Autism In Asian Children?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=837549&forum_id=2#9992837)
Date: July 20th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: WhitePride
The Asian Dilemma: Stalking Girls Requires Leaving Your Room A Lot
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=837549&forum_id=2#9992855)
Date: October 22nd, 2008 5:44 PM
Author: WhitePride
The Asian Dilemma: Stalking WhitePride Requires Leaving Your Room And Going Inside Public Places
Date: July 20th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: Fat Guy In A Little Coat
Underrated Taunts:
Scarier On Subway: Thug With A Gun or Asian With Hacking Cough?
More Common: Asian Male Shut-In or Overcast Weather?
Hotter To Asian Male: Cyborg Vagina or Pre-Teen w/ Blue Hair?
Win/Lose Odds: Black 14 Year Old vs. 25 year old Asian Man w/ Bat
Asian Medicine Is Herbs and Needle Poking: Prestigious?
Asian Men: Only Group Using Paxil To Loosen Up For Chat Rooms
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#20029337)