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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:38 PM Author: maroon pontificating church building I most assuredly do OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184634) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:34 PM Author: Stubborn spruce base kitty cat what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185987) |
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: Scarlet geriatric affirmative action theater stage There are people who don't?
What about FTB vs BTF? |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: flushed aggressive turdskin orchestra pit If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opinion. Standing up, I go FTB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184682) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:58 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Bearded Background Story BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do the work OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060675) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: flushed aggressive turdskin orchestra pit Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown method for the most part, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184641) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: provocative salmon office sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your hand in the toilet which is gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184642) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: flushed aggressive turdskin orchestra pit It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184650) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: Scarlet geriatric affirmative action theater stage The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island, about 2 inches. Not sticking my hand in there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184653) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: flushed aggressive turdskin orchestra pit That's a hell of a duke, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184658) |
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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:05 AM Author: Hairraiser Pearly Native fucking flush the damn toilet twice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202136) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: Lavender naked doctorate rigor it's awkward, it could happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184655) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: slimy mind-boggling dog poop shitlib but if you stand the shit squishes between your ass cheeks. if you just reach under while sitting you can make a clean sweep of things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184656) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: flushed aggressive turdskin orchestra pit cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184660) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: provocative salmon office i feel like it's already pretty well squished in there brother. Standing up doesn't seem to contribute much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184674) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: maroon pontificating church building This is true - I definitely make more passes to be sure than I have when I occasionally wipe sitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184676) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: Rebellious cerebral ticket booth candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184678) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Trip Stead this is one of the reasons that I completely remove my pants and underwear when I duke, to ensure the maximum leg spreadage. I even do this in public restrooms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184705) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: provocative salmon office sometimes I get completely naked in public rest room stalls while pooping. Just feels more comfortable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184716) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: slimy mind-boggling dog poop shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184728) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:54 PM Author: maroon pontificating church building How does that work with your shoes, man? I would definitely do this of there was an elegant solution that wasn't taking them off, letting them sit there and the retying them later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184769) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: Trip Stead loafers. have to take them off when pulling off pants. at worst i remove one leg and drape it over my other leg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185104) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:01 PM Author: maroon pontificating church building Shrewd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185120) |
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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: snowy haunting athletic conference this is the credited way to live life. I do the same. I will take it all fucking off, motherfucker. and my stink star (fiver) is clean as a whistle afterwards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966931) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: Self-absorbed crystalline queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185105) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: flickering milky goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184661) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM Author: maroon pontificating church building The one downside I will note is as a tall bro I sometimes feel exposed while my head peeks over the stall in public restrooms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184690) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM Author: Trip Stead I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed in at the end to ensure cleanliness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184693) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Scarlet geriatric affirmative action theater stage I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184707) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: Trip Stead TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are between the legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184726) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: Scarlet geriatric affirmative action theater stage That's some next level shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20186306) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:46 AM Author: confused pea-brained preventive strike hominid wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf meant reaching around the back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192706) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:20 AM Author: Trip Stead let's make sure we are on the same page.
FTB == balls to ass BTF == ass to balls
I'm trying to imagine it, and doing FTB through the legs seems difficult and unnatural. I guess you could do BTF reaching around. |
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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM Author: transparent rehab this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902446) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: razzle twinkling house legal warrant you fucking animals. I never understood how skid marks could exist until I learned about you shit smeared beasts who stand up and cram your buttcheeks together before removing the shit hanging from your ass.
just sit and wipe and lift one asscheek and wipe from the side. You dont need to go prospecting or dip your hand in the fucking toilet water. |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: Scarlet geriatric affirmative action theater stage You wipe your ass side to side?
THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!? |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:49 PM Author: razzle twinkling house legal warrant i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean with a short back to front motion.
in b4 asian sideways assholes comment. |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:42 AM Author: boyish kitty Greetings, tbf asian = no asshole hair, so cleaning up after a shit is fucking trivial for you guys |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: slimy mind-boggling dog poop shitlib cr.
tbf, we really ought to have bidets in this country.
as OCD as Americans are about cleanliness in general, it doesn't make sense that we don't. |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: supple dull toilet seat Who needs to wipe when you can just finger ur itchy botthold all day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184727) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: Scarlet geriatric affirmative action theater stage 180 moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184734) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: Fear-inspiring saffron really tough guy national security agency Sit down and wipe front to back, you fucking heathens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184738) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: coral public bath black woman i'm just gonna throw this out there for your consideration:
the existence of standers means in a public stall you *always* need to put down some barrier layer on the seat b/c the standers contaminate the seat with their freefalling ass particles |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM Author: supple dull toilet seat That leads to a second Q: barrier layer, or TP wipedown? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184752) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: Trip Stead both! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185106) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM Author: Trip Stead who the FUCK doesn't *always" lay down a toilet paper next when they sit on a public stall???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184755) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:44 AM Author: boyish kitty Greetings, How public is this stall? If company toilet, I just look for the one with no pee droplets on the seat and plop down. IF McDonalds, I will TP barrier. |
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Date: March 14th, 2012 9:12 AM Author: Trip Stead no matter how clean it looks, I put down a nest in a public restroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202782) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:43 AM Author: boyish kitty Greetings, "their freefalling ass particles" You're and idiot. You realize when you smell a fart, that's because of floating shit particles, right? |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: beta adventurous karate of course you stand to wipe your ass. wtf is this shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185252) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:40 AM Author: boyish kitty Greetings, I take a quarter squat position to wipe. Cheeks stay spread, but my hand don't go nowhere near that toilet bowl. I alternate BTF and FTB. I prefer FTB. Also, I sit with my knees as close together as possible during the actual shitting. If you think about it, this actually spreads your cheeks apart more at the crucial butthole juncture (your hole and knees are on different sides of your hips, which are the axis of rotation). The best toilet seat I've ever used is at my in-laws' house. The seat has a curvature/slant to it so it actually spreads your cheeks apart as you sit down. |
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now wipe ass,
think about direction, wonder why you haven't before |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:50 PM Author: vibrant yellow friendly grandma national Lol at you pigs that don't shower after every poop, or at Least use baby wipes or wet paper towels
Fucking disgusting |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: appetizing embarrassed to the bone university dragon *tosses you a can of Metamucil psyllium* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968782) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:49 PM Author: Fuchsia cuck school when the fuck has the standing, front to back method ever failed anyone? never |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM Author: Green volcanic crater gay wizard There is more than one way to skin a cat... and more than one way to wipe a shit encrusted butthole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060607) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:08 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Bearded Background Story I always sit because of childhood trauma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060738) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:15 PM Author: Grizzly Mad Cow Disease Hell stand and salute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060766) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:25 AM Author: razzle twinkling house legal warrant The fact that your disgusting fucking parents taught you to stand up and smear the shit all over your ass cracks infuriates me and makes me pity you.
I though skid marks were flame because there is no way a person wiping their ass properly sitting down with cheeks spread would get shit all over their ass that cant be wiped properly.
Your filthy fucking boomer parents should be shot and you should not be allowed to breed and spread your disgusting habit. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:27 AM Author: Fluffy irradiated clown (resident expert on ass maintenance) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547774) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:46 AM Author: maroon pontificating church building TWIST: my parents sit (at least my dad does - don't think I've ever seen my mom shitting) but I stand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547871) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:42 AM Author: maroon pontificating church building lol, I was going to post in this thread and troll strongly for standing to wipe, then realized I was the OP. anyway FUCK SITTERS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547845) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:45 AM Author: razzle twinkling house legal warrant How does it make you feel when you find out that you are a fucking filthy animal and that your parents did not love you enough to teach you how to shit without smearing shit all over your ass cheeks and underwear? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547867) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:47 AM Author: maroon pontificating church building see above: my parents sit but I SAW THE LIGHT about standing when I was young (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547879) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM Author: razzle twinkling house legal warrant they must be so disappointed.
you saw the light meaning you use twice as much toilet paper for 1/4 the clean.
you are like the anti-fiber. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM Author: coral public bath black woman you can't get enough maneuvarability sitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547889) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:55 AM Author: Concupiscible stage yea i'm not flexible enough for that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547921) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:51 AM Author: Stimulating Church i don't even understand how this works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547903) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:53 AM Author: Exciting Indian Lodge wtf
Not even once in my life. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:54 AM Author: maroon pontificating church building lol earl and rasqie wiping each others asses from the side, maf at my squeaky clean butt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547916) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM Author: Coiffed scourge upon the earth ladyboy I was a stander until I read this board (long ago).
I have been on BOTH SIDES as an adult.
Sitting is much more difficult but 90% better especially if you have *any* asshair at all. |
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