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Poast new message in this thread
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:38 PM Author: wonderful jet brunch I most assuredly do OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184634) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:34 PM Author: Underhanded Mewling Dog Poop House what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185987) |
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: Internet-worthy irradiated death wish There are people who don't?
What about FTB vs BTF? |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: Maroon community account If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opinion. Standing up, I go FTB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184682) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:58 PM Author: soul-stirring ruddy national trust fund BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do the work OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060675) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: Maroon community account Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown method for the most part, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184641) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: Passionate legal warrant sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your hand in the toilet which is gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184642) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: Maroon community account It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184650) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: Internet-worthy irradiated death wish The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island, about 2 inches. Not sticking my hand in there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184653) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: Maroon community account That's a hell of a duke, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184658) |
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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:05 AM Author: aphrodisiac cruise ship mediation fucking flush the damn toilet twice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202136) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: Dark Lodge it's awkward, it could happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184655) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: marvelous startled degenerate but if you stand the shit squishes between your ass cheeks. if you just reach under while sitting you can make a clean sweep of things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184656) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: Maroon community account cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184660) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: Passionate legal warrant i feel like it's already pretty well squished in there brother. Standing up doesn't seem to contribute much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184674) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: wonderful jet brunch This is true - I definitely make more passes to be sure than I have when I occasionally wipe sitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184676) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: hyperactive dun cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184678) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Bearded light striped hyena this is one of the reasons that I completely remove my pants and underwear when I duke, to ensure the maximum leg spreadage. I even do this in public restrooms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184705) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: Passionate legal warrant sometimes I get completely naked in public rest room stalls while pooping. Just feels more comfortable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184716) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: marvelous startled degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184728) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: Comical foreskin summon: yellow pee pee monster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185243) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:00 PM Author: Passionate legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060684) |
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Date: August 30th, 2013 11:00 PM Author: thriller bronze state sometimes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23967003) |
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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:19 PM Author: Histrionic ocher candlestick maker garrison How long before the client arrives? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643341) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:54 PM Author: wonderful jet brunch How does that work with your shoes, man? I would definitely do this of there was an elegant solution that wasn't taking them off, letting them sit there and the retying them later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184769) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: Bearded light striped hyena loafers. have to take them off when pulling off pants. at worst i remove one leg and drape it over my other leg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185104) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:01 PM Author: wonderful jet brunch Shrewd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185120) |
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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: razzle iridescent principal's office personal credit line this is the credited way to live life. I do the same. I will take it all fucking off, motherfucker. and my stink star (fiver) is clean as a whistle afterwards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966931) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: sexy erotic sweet tailpipe nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185105) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: peach stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184661) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM Author: wonderful jet brunch The one downside I will note is as a tall bro I sometimes feel exposed while my head peeks over the stall in public restrooms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184690) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM Author: Bearded light striped hyena I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed in at the end to ensure cleanliness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184693) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Internet-worthy irradiated death wish I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184707) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: Bearded light striped hyena TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are between the legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184726) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: Internet-worthy irradiated death wish That's some next level shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20186306) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:46 AM Author: Fantasy-prone heaven yarmulke wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf meant reaching around the back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192706) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:20 AM Author: Bearded light striped hyena let's make sure we are on the same page.
FTB == balls to ass BTF == ass to balls
I'm trying to imagine it, and doing FTB through the legs seems difficult and unnatural. I guess you could do BTF reaching around. |
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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM Author: Multi-colored twinkling station clown this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902446) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: judgmental crusty pit potus you fucking animals. I never understood how skid marks could exist until I learned about you shit smeared beasts who stand up and cram your buttcheeks together before removing the shit hanging from your ass.
just sit and wipe and lift one asscheek and wipe from the side. You dont need to go prospecting or dip your hand in the fucking toilet water. |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: Internet-worthy irradiated death wish You wipe your ass side to side?
THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!? |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:49 PM Author: judgmental crusty pit potus i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean with a short back to front motion.
in b4 asian sideways assholes comment. |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:42 AM Author: hairless hall new version Greetings, tbf asian = no asshole hair, so cleaning up after a shit is fucking trivial for you guys |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: marvelous startled degenerate cr.
tbf, we really ought to have bidets in this country.
as OCD as Americans are about cleanliness in general, it doesn't make sense that we don't. |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: racy wild theatre Who needs to wipe when you can just finger ur itchy botthold all day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184727) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: Internet-worthy irradiated death wish 180 moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184734) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM Author: racy wild theatre Friends OFS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184749) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:58 PM Author: startling chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185099) |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:32 PM Author: startling chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968642) |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:36 PM Author: startling chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968672) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:47 PM Author: startling chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060580) |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:48 PM Author: judgmental crusty pit potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968745) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:21 AM Author: startling chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547748) |
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Date: August 30th, 2013 11:01 PM Author: flesh big hominid (Theateaus) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23967009) |
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Date: August 28th, 2015 12:44 PM Author: startling chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643176) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: judgmental crusty pit potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455117) |
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Date: May 18th, 2019 3:18 PM Author: cerebral blue center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253563) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:32 PM Author: startling chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#40507553) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: 180 Therapy Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184719) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: razzmatazz keepsake machete goal in life Sit down and wipe front to back, you fucking heathens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184738) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: Sienna Sadistic Location Cumskin i'm just gonna throw this out there for your consideration:
the existence of standers means in a public stall you *always* need to put down some barrier layer on the seat b/c the standers contaminate the seat with their freefalling ass particles |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM Author: racy wild theatre That leads to a second Q: barrier layer, or TP wipedown? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184752) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: Bearded light striped hyena both! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185106) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM Author: Bearded light striped hyena who the FUCK doesn't *always" lay down a toilet paper next when they sit on a public stall???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184755) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:44 AM Author: hairless hall new version Greetings, How public is this stall? If company toilet, I just look for the one with no pee droplets on the seat and plop down. IF McDonalds, I will TP barrier. |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM Author: Crystalline base gross (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193044) |
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Date: March 14th, 2012 9:12 AM Author: Bearded light striped hyena no matter how clean it looks, I put down a nest in a public restroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202782) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:43 AM Author: hairless hall new version Greetings, "their freefalling ass particles" You're and idiot. You realize when you smell a fart, that's because of floating shit particles, right? |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM Author: razzmatazz keepsake machete goal in life http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184750) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM Author: hairless hall new version Greetings, Whoever wrote that website has a shitty diet. Lol three squares wtf does he eat nothing but oreos and butter all damn day? those guys jelly as FUCK of the fiber crew |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM Author: misanthropic shrine bookmarked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060605) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: vigorous gaped sanctuary people who stand = obese, can't fit hand under enormous ass cheeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185248) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: startling chad savages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185249) |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:33 PM Author: Flatulent site To be fair,
Goddamn neanderthals |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: violent institution of course you stand to wipe your ass. wtf is this shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185252) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:17 PM Author: frozen claret kitchen laser beams this thread embodies contemporary XO culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185257) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 9:40 PM Author: wonderful jet brunch Are you retarded? You realize wiping-threading was the lifeblood of early era XOXO? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20188753) |
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Date: March 14th, 2012 2:52 AM Author: thriller bronze state cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202070) |
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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: aphrodisiac cruise ship mediation titmfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202149) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:36 PM Author: glittery sound barrier useless brakes Just do squat toilets bro (PauliePorsche) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185999) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 9:42 PM Author: chartreuse alcoholic abode cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20189043) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:35 AM Author: Crystalline base stand obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192692) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:40 AM Author: hairless hall new version Greetings, I take a quarter squat position to wipe. Cheeks stay spread, but my hand don't go nowhere near that toilet bowl. I alternate BTF and FTB. I prefer FTB. Also, I sit with my knees as close together as possible during the actual shitting. If you think about it, this actually spreads your cheeks apart more at the crucial butthole juncture (your hole and knees are on different sides of your hips, which are the axis of rotation). The best toilet seat I've ever used is at my in-laws' house. The seat has a curvature/slant to it so it actually spreads your cheeks apart as you sit down. |
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Date: March 14th, 2012 2:49 AM Author: Vermilion blathering incel selfie tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202055) |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:45 PM Author: 180 Therapy Nibblets stand in the place where you pewp,
now wipe ass,
think about direction, wonder why you haven't before |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:51 PM Author: topaz domesticated parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060617) |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:50 PM Author: awkward buff crackhouse queen of the night Lol at you pigs that don't shower after every poop, or at Least use baby wipes or wet paper towels
Fucking disgusting |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: 180 Therapy Nibblets *tosses you a can of Metamucil psyllium* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968782) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:49 PM Author: Charcoal crawly internal respiration boltzmann when the fuck has the standing, front to back method ever failed anyone? never |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM Author: hairraiser trailer park haunted graveyard There is more than one way to skin a cat... and more than one way to wipe a shit encrusted butthole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060607) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:54 PM Author: Cheese-eating Electric Furnace Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060643) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:57 PM Author: Passionate legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060667) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:08 PM Author: soul-stirring ruddy national trust fund I always sit because of childhood trauma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060738) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:15 PM Author: Supple Market Partner stand and salute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060766) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:25 AM Author: judgmental crusty pit potus The fact that your disgusting fucking parents taught you to stand up and smear the shit all over your ass cracks infuriates me and makes me pity you.
I though skid marks were flame because there is no way a person wiping their ass properly sitting down with cheeks spread would get shit all over their ass that cant be wiped properly.
Your filthy fucking boomer parents should be shot and you should not be allowed to breed and spread your disgusting habit. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:27 AM Author: haunting philosopher-king spot (resident expert on ass maintenance) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547774) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:46 AM Author: wonderful jet brunch TWIST: my parents sit (at least my dad does - don't think I've ever seen my mom shitting) but I stand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547871) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM Author: judgmental crusty pit potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455122) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:05 PM Author: Boyish address so credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455140) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:42 AM Author: wonderful jet brunch lol, I was going to post in this thread and troll strongly for standing to wipe, then realized I was the OP. anyway FUCK SITTERS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547845) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:45 AM Author: judgmental crusty pit potus How does it make you feel when you find out that you are a fucking filthy animal and that your parents did not love you enough to teach you how to shit without smearing shit all over your ass cheeks and underwear? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547867) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:47 AM Author: wonderful jet brunch see above: my parents sit but I SAW THE LIGHT about standing when I was young (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547879) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM Author: judgmental crusty pit potus they must be so disappointed.
you saw the light meaning you use twice as much toilet paper for 1/4 the clean.
you are like the anti-fiber. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM Author: Sienna Sadistic Location Cumskin you can't get enough maneuvarability sitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547889) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:55 AM Author: Crystalline base yea i'm not flexible enough for that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547921) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:51 AM Author: deep antidepressant drug i don't even understand how this works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547903) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:53 AM Author: exhilarant space milk wtf
Not even once in my life. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:54 AM Author: wonderful jet brunch lol earl and rasqie wiping each others asses from the side, maf at my squeaky clean butt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547916) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM Author: stimulating massive library I was a stander until I read this board (long ago).
I have been on BOTH SIDES as an adult.
Sitting is much more difficult but 90% better especially if you have *any* asshair at all. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM Author: Passionate legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22548128) |
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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:32 PM Author: startling chad Lol no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902409) |
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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM Author: Poppy corn cake main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902444) |
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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:45 PM Author: startling chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966920) |
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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:20 PM Author: chartreuse alcoholic abode of course. the fuck else would you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643347) |
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Date: May 26th, 2016 6:44 PM Author: startling chad lol @ disgusting standmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#30565674) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM Author: startling chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36454501) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM Author: salmon masturbator mother what a conversation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455120) |
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Date: May 18th, 2019 3:17 PM Author: Spectacular zombie-like faggot firefighter hairy legs Sit but the sps plastic hinges on my toilet seat keep breaking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253560) |