The station was dizzying. Millenials everywhere I looked. Everyone kept bumping into each other, I think because we were all staring at the architecture and the cloudless North Dakota sky which bursts over you as you leave the station. I must have been asked for my phone number by at least four or five blonde 20-something girls... and that was before I even made it down 7th Street to the Civic Center.

I sat on the steps of that grand old building, rolled a cigarette, and looked out over my new home.

Come on up, brothers. The future is here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20197672)

I spent a summer in south dakota in the 90s. It was aight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20197686)

laughed fucking hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20199114)

These two girls at Wendy's today told me about the place and to "expect the unexpected." One of them was doing her post bacc I guess, and the other had just left Sidley in Chicago. I asked them what that meant -- the expect the unexpected thing -- and the blonder one almost blurted something out, but the other one, with the bigger tits, gave her a quick smile and they both went back to sucking their frosties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20197770)

It's the west bank and pretty freaky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20197802)

it will be like Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters.

Don't take the brown acid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20198865)

the next day he will work a grueling 12-hour shift and his labor will profit boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20197825)

Might have to open membership to Manitoba and South Dakota too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20199077)

If the Big East can bring in Boise and SMU, why not the Fighting Sioux?

Ask your UND bros if they are down for this new megaconference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20199165)

http://www.fredlaw.com/bios/attorneys/marinojason/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20202835)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20202938)

Goin' someplace with their B- in Math

Police bikes comin' up over the ridge

Hot pockets on a campfire under the bridge

Free public wifi line stretchin' 'round the corna'

Welcome to the State of North Dakota

Gen Y bros helpin' bros in their Camry's

No home no job no peace no 4G (no 4G!!!)

The highway is alive tonight

But nobody's kiddin' nobody about where it goes

I'm sittin' down here with my iPad and my laptop

Searchin' for the ghost of free streaming porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20203041)

Follow well in order, get your weapons ready,

Have you your pistols? have you your sharp-edged axes?

Pioneers! O pioneers!

For we cannot tarry here,

We must march my darlings, we must bear the brunt of danger,

We the youthful sinewy races, all the rest on us depend,

Pioneers! O pioneers!

O you youths, Western youths,

So impatient, full of action, full of manly pride and friendship,

Plain I see you Western youths, see you tramping with the foremost,

Pioneers! O pioneers!

Have the elder races halted?

Do they droop and end their lesson, wearied over there beyond the seas?

We take up the task eternal, and the burden and the lesson,

Pioneers! O pioneers!

All the past we leave behind,

We debouch upon a newer mightier world, varied world,

Fresh and strong the world we seize, world of labor and the march,

Pioneers! O pioneers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20203121)

I arrived at the Burnt Creek Club around 11pm. I wasn't sure I was in the right place. I saw a cluster of cars parked near a gully and followed a trail of waht appeared to be elk bones -- vertibrae and ribs -- along a dusty path until I saw some flickering lights through the trees.

As I got closer, it was hard not to get distracted by the young couples moving about in the darkness. I heard moaning and the sound of skin slapping against skin.

From the outside, it appeared to be a metal shack, a kind of roadhouse. Once I walked in... well... it's hard to describe what happened next.

I've been to the old Limelight in New York. Ive been to house parties in the Hollywood Hills. Ive passed out under corner tables in LIV in Miami. But nothing prepared me for what's going down in North Dakota.

Brothers who hailed from distant corners of the country beckoned me, pouring me glasses from tall icy bottles of vodka. Several girls stumbled into me, almost forcing their tongues down my throat. I had to push them away, often only making contact with their firm, pillowy tits, as I maneuvered my way through the crowd of young people.

Finally I made it to the backroom. And what happened there... I can't begin to describe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1897021&forum_id=2#20209970)