Should I Try To Fuck Friend's Wife?
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Date: April 2nd, 2012 3:08 PM Author: supple lemon masturbator
I've known the couple for two years. I work with the wife but became friends with the husband after meeting him at a couple of work functions that spouses were invited to. I hang out with the husband fairly regularly and he's a cool guy, but a bit of a goof. He's also a little chubby.
I'm a pretty alpha bro. Muscular, work out several times a week. I'm also a kind of an asshole and I can be very aggressive.
The wife is short brunette with absolutely amazing breasts. She's in pretty good shape. We occasionally have lunch (maybe once or twice a month) and we'll stop by each other's offices every so often to catch up (or to make plans with her husband via her). But every so often I see something not completely innocent in the way she looks at me. Almost "fuck me" eyes. It's usually not in the middle of extended conversations, it's more of a fleeting thing at the beginning or end of a conversation or as she walks by my office and looks in. She's also made occasional references to how she wishes her husband would work out like I do and also be more "assertive" in his professional/personal life.
SO, does she want me to fuck her?
If yes, should I, and how should I go about doing it without fucking up my professional life?
I like the guy, but his wife is really hot and it would be fun to just absolutely wreck her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20374444)
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Date: April 2nd, 2012 3:36 PM Author: Stimulating Alpha Digit Ratio
You sound like a douche.
1. You're a douchey "friend."
2. You're okay with lying to your wife.
3. You don't like the female co worker even though you'll have sex with her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20374599) |
Date: April 2nd, 2012 4:05 PM Author: fragrant volcanic crater
A couple questions I would like answered will help with my advice.
How old is she?
How big are her boobs? Not just "big" or whatever, but ballpark guess it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20374751) |
Date: April 2nd, 2012 7:43 PM Author: Concupiscible Wagecucks
You're not alpha if you have to go for friend's wives or married women to be able to bust a nut. You're definitely not alpha if you have to ask xoxo about it.
If you really like this woman AND this couple does not have kids, then maybe consider it. You're still playing with fire.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20376296) |
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Date: April 4th, 2012 5:11 PM Author: supple lemon masturbator
5'10
170
around 15% bf
bench around 240
I'm not some juiced out bro, but I'm pretty fit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20391696) |
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Date: May 14th, 2013 6:16 PM Author: Onyx underhanded cruise ship deer antler
10 months late, but all I meant by my comment is that the libs jump down the conservatives throats for wanting to restrict welfare and shit like that. Cons want drug testing for welfare and Libs scream foul because they're people who deserve complete autonomy and freedom.
F that. They've clearly demonstrated that they can't take care of themselves, so why should we just throw money and food at them and hope it helps. They need some imposed structure in their lives to stop them from making stupid decisions. I.e.:
"No, you are allowed to serve your kid twinkies (R.I.P.) for breakfast, lunch, and dinner."
Lib: "But you're insulting their basic human decency by telling them how to live their lives."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#23198839) |
Date: April 17th, 2012 7:17 PM Author: bull headed sanctuary
Nah man that would be a foul. I know what its like to have SO's come on strong, but its just not worth it imo. I mean if she splits with him its whatever but thats just kind of dirty.
EDIT: If not flame about that concert then I bet you that she schemed it up to plan out like that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20484976) |
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Date: April 17th, 2012 8:47 PM Author: supple lemon masturbator
She's a lawyer. I would never socialize with staff at a non-firm event.
I don't think she's stringing me along. I enjoy her and her husband's company, and I don't give her any more attention than I give any other coworker I'm friends with.
What kind of higher level complex BS? I don't have any experience with married chicks.
Nothing is stopping me. I still date/hook up with other women. I would just also like to have sex with her. She's got great breasts and I would really like to get a look at them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20485757) |
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Date: April 18th, 2012 12:03 AM Author: supple lemon masturbator
Face is a little above average. I would say cute, not pretty. Probably a 6-7 in the face. So, as lawyers go, a 10.
By overall, I assume you mean body wise? Neck down she's pretty hot. 8.5. Absolutely amazing breasts, she's fit but still has nice hips/ass. Also, fairly small in stature, so could absolutely just be picked up and manhandled.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20487765)
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Date: April 18th, 2012 10:25 AM Author: supple lemon masturbator
Hrm, good question regarding proximity effect. It's possible. My view of her face hasn't changed at all, but I didn't really notice her body until later on. However, I think part of that has to do with how she dresses at work. She generally dresses really conservative (no cleavage, no tight clothing). I only really noticed her body when we started hanging out outside of work and realized she was a stealth hotty. Seriously blew my mind first time I saw her in tight clothes. I have no idea why she hides it, because the male partners would probably treat her better if they knew she was a fox.
Now that we're friends we tend to have less space between us when we interact, so I can generally get a good view down her shirt when we're next to each other, or when she's bending over for whatever reason.
Having a hot secretary must be cool. Mine is ok looking, but not hot.
Sorry you can't F random Bs, but I respect your dedication to your wife. If I F this chick, I will try to invoke you as I do it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20489669)
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Date: April 22nd, 2012 10:56 PM Author: supple lemon masturbator
We went to the concert without her husband. I drove, and picked her up from their place. She wore a shirt showing some solid cleavage and a pretty tight skirt, but it wasn't slutty short or anything.
We grabbed dinner before the show at a fancy burger place we have in the city, but she ordered some stupid "low carb" burger (and only ate the patty anyway?) and a beer. Normal small talk, nothing suggestive. She had her legs crossed, skirt riding up a little bit, pretty hot.
At the show it was loud, so when she wanted to say something to me she would have to get really close. I didn't want to get to close out of respect for her husband. However, I had to ask her to repeat herself several times(she's kind of quiet, even when she's trying to shout), and eventually she just started grabbing my arm and pulling me close when she had something to say. I could see down her shirt, and her breasts were ever so slightly glistening from a little sweat (crowded enclosed space). She also had a couple drinks at the show, and I'm sure it made her a little more hands on.
The concert ended around midnight and we headed back. Not really much conversation in the car. We get back to her place and as we're saying our byes, she made a comment about all the lights being out, and insisted that she had left several on when she left. She explained she always leaves the lights on at night when her husband is out of town. They live in a part of the city that is halfway gentrified, and I don't think it's particularly unsafe, but whatever. I offered to go in with her just to make sure everything is fine, and she accepted and apologized for being "silly."
We go inside, and it's fine. I go back and check the backdoor, it's fine. We both laugh a little, and she offers me a drink as a thanks. At this point I decided either (A) she was legitimately a little scared about being alone or (B) she wanted to fuck me. Curiosity made me accept.
I sit down on the couch and she dropped down right next to me. We started talking about random people at work. She was obviously still a little tipsy from the show. We start talking about this one associate who everyone in the office suspects is either fucking or trying to fuck one of the partners. After a couple minutes joking about how weird the other associate is, she leans in really close with a mischievous smile and asks me, "so, who would you fuck?"
I laugh and respond that I would "obviously fuck the male partner that other associate is trying to fuck, just to make her jealous." She laughs, and then says, "well I would be pretty jealous, too." I ask, "Oh, so you have a thing for [the partner] too?" She leans in closer and raises her eyebrow and responds "no, I'm jealous of anyone you're fucking."
So...yeah, it all became clear. There was a brief moment, probably a second or two, though it seemed longer, I ran through the options...the outcomes...and then before I made a decision she was on me.
It was really good sex. We started on the couch, but I picked her up and we moved to the bed. Although her normal voice made me expect differently, she isn't exactly quiet during sex. Her tits were absolutely amazing. After we were done, she told me that she thought we should just get it out of our system, and we could use the next several days to do that, but once her husband gets back, we have to pretend like it never happened. I agreed, and then we had sex again. I left after that.
I didn't hear from her today, and I didn't try to contact her.
We'll see how she is at work tomorrow...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20525257)
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Date: April 22nd, 2012 11:44 PM Author: supple lemon masturbator
Well, like I said, she jumped me. We started making out at that point, and then she climbed on top, straddling me. Within about 10 seconds of making out I figured I was all in, so put my hand up her shirt to get a nice handful.
You know how when you have a peanut M&M in your mouth, but you've decided that you're going to try resist the urge to bite and swear that you're going to let all the chocolate melt in your mouth...and then finally you give it and just bite. It was like that. They were large and firm and she was so warm.
Once I did that she just started unbuttoning her shirt and I unhooked her bra with my free hand, and then the shirt and bra were gone. Breasts were definitely Ds. Her abs were firm, but she was sporting a six-pack or anything. Skin was pale and soft. I put my arms up and she pulled my shirt off. We made out and she grinded against me, stuck a tit in my mouth.
She leaned back a little and then undid my belt the button on my pants. I think she was probably going to blow me, but at this point I wanted to just immediately get to the good part, so I picked her up and then put her down on the couch. I pushed her legs into the air and slid her panties off, and then slid my pants/underwear off. Her skirt was still on, but obviously by this point it had ridden up so far it was more like a belt.
I leaned in and went to finger her a bit, but she was already clearly ready. She was well kept, but not completely free of hair. She grabbed my dick and pressed it against her. I asked if she had condoms, and she said she was on the pill, so I went in.
We went at it missionary for several minutes, we were long ways across the couch, she came. I pulled her on top of me and sat on the couch with her on top again. After that I picked her up and fucked her against the wall, and then carried her into the bedroom and put her on the bed. Turned her over and fucked her from behind. Her ass was decent, but not as great as it could have been. She should probably start doing squats. I pulled her hair some, and then grabbed her by her shoulder and pulled her up so we were both standing on our knees in the bed. I played with her clit with one hand and grabbed a breast with my other while I fucked her from behind. She came pretty hard and started saying "cum inside me" over and over. So, I did.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20525679) |
Date: April 23rd, 2012 8:44 AM Author: Sapphire Puppy Hell
This was well done.
XOXO flame artists composing tales through poasting.
particularly love that you actually finished this with a play by play. 90% of this shit ends after the OP and some responses on the ethical question.
Also, "she should probably do squats" was fantastic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20527254) |
Date: April 24th, 2012 9:30 AM Author: supple lemon masturbator
She came by my office late yesterday and seemed pretty normal. Asked if I wanted to have dinner (raising both her eyebrows when she said "dinner"). I said sure, and she said she would text me when she left the office. She tends to work later than I do.
She texted me around 6:45 and asked if I was at my apartment. I said yes, and she responded that she would be there soon. As soon as she walked in the door we got to it.
After, she emphasized again that it was only this week while he's gone. Then we have to pretend like it NEVER HAPPENED.
We didn't end up eating dinner.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20535192) |
Date: April 25th, 2012 11:26 PM Author: supple lemon masturbator
We took our lunch break at my apartment today. I used a pair of sunglasses with a camera on them to record it.
Hubby got back home tonight. She said now we have to pretend like it never happened. So ends my adventure.
Happy Administrative Professional Day!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20549209) |
Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:52 AM Author: supple lemon masturbator
Update:
Everything seems normal. Had lunch with her and some other attorneys earlier this week, and nothing strange happened. Although, one attorney made a remark about partners fucking associates/staff and someone responded saying they would never fuck someone they worked with, and then SHE agreed completely but then gave me a knowing glance. Beyond that, nothing.
I've got plans with her husband next week, so we'll see how that goes, but I think I may be free and clear.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20604730) |
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Date: June 30th, 2012 12:19 AM Author: Racy incel
It reads like a Frost poem:
I'm going to follow you around
And simply let everyone know
That you're the stupidest motherfucking retard
To ever post on xo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20988232) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 11:57 PM Author: Bat shit crazy laughsome business firm sandwich
Worst case scenario, she tells him and he goes off, hunts you down and puts a .45 in your skull.
Best case scenario, junior is cracking baseballs and your buddy thinks he's his.
Win-win right?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20988083) |
Date: June 30th, 2012 2:53 AM Author: painfully honest irate parlor
If flame, good job.
If not flame (and I'm actually inclined to believe this thread since it seems too elaborate for typical flame), good job.
Have you fucked her since her husband came back, or did she really just leave it at that?
Surprising that she would tell you she was on the pill when it seems that in reality she wanted you to impregnate her--it's not like she didn't have a more convenient source of sperm available. This was no accident.
Presumably she won't get an abortion since she wanted to get pregnant. Will she try to get the husband to think it's his? Will she try to leave her husband for you, and if so would you go for it?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20988797) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2012 12:31 AM Author: supple lemon masturbator
No, I haven't fucked her since that week.
The whole thing is fucking weird. It doesn't make sense. She had to know what she was doing.
She was pretty clear that she was keeping it. I think she's going to just pretend it's his. There is no way in hell I would go for being with her and a kid. I just don't want a god damn kid. I'm too young for this bullshit. I don't know what she's going to do, either. She's clearly got some serious psychological issues to trick her god damn coworker/husband's friend into fucking her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#21006977) |
Date: June 30th, 2012 3:02 AM Author: Carnelian Pisswyrm Idea He Suggested
When I was a lot younger, my best friend went to jail. I fucked his gorl twice while he was in.
It is something I regret.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#20988813) |
Date: July 3rd, 2012 8:17 PM Author: lavender big-titted tattoo
Good flame but it's never cool to fuck a friend's wife.
It's not even cool to fuck another guy's wife. Whenever I hear that a girl is married my dick instantly goes soft and all intentions I ever previously had immediately go out the window.
I just don't want to be that kind of dude.
I think your attitude about dating/fucking as being some sort of survival of the fittest, keep up or you lose attitude is kind of douchey also. True alphas don't feel as though they have to "keep up" with other guys in some sort of competition.
True alphas can actually go long periods without getting laid and it that doesn't necessarily affect their alpha status. All that competitive bullshit that a lot pumo ass guys that read too much of that being a player shit they read on the Internet are fucking gay.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#21011140) |
Date: May 13th, 2013 6:12 PM Author: supple lemon masturbator Subject: 10 MONTH UPDATE
Well, it actually kinda worked out.
She had the baby (a boy), and never told her husband. I still go over there once every few weeks and hang out. The baby is cool. I don't see any resemblance or anything, but at this point he's really just a lump of fat, anyway.
The wife and I are both still at the same firm together. Things are surprisingly ok between us.
Unfortunately, the wife/hubby have been having some problems since the baby came. Hubby isn't really falling into the father role and it's frustrating the wife.
This all came to a head yesterday when the idiot COMPLETELY FORGOT Mother's Day. Like, did absolutely nothing. Wife came to work today and wasn't super upset, just a little disappointing. Unfortunately, all the women at work started asking her about her FIRST MOTHER'S DAY...and that made her really embarrassed and pissed.
She came to me (because I'm pretty good friends with hubby) to express her frustration and ask if maybe I could talk to him. She said she didn't want to seem like the nagging wife demanding to be bought things. She said it wasn't even about buying anything, she just wished he would have done anything...even just made her breakfast or something.
I tried to stick up for him, and point out how he's such a sweet guy and that he really means well, he's just kinda a forgetful goof. She agreed, and said she understand that, but with the baby and everything she was just feeling really neglected. She said some things that made me worried she may be thinking about splitting.
Then she said, "our anniversary is coming up...if he forgets that..." She left it at that.
I texted hubby and told him to buy her some flowers. Hopefully he listens.
A few concerns I have:
1: Why is he acting this way? Is it just because there's a new baby? Does he know the truth?
2: If they split is there any way I could get slapped with some paternity bullshit? I don't think so...right?
3: Even if not, maybe I want to take the kid? The wife dropped the baby weight really quickly and is hot again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#23191409)
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Date: May 15th, 2013 4:54 PM Author: supple lemon masturbator
1. Maybe I should try asking his other friends if they've noticed anything?
2. But the baby already has a legal daddy, he can't have two!
3. Uhh...I mean...she's got money? And is hot. But she's also clearly pretty nuts and a little bit evil. A part of me would like to think I'm more of a man than Hubby is, but that probably wouldn't stop her from still being a crazy woman. I like the idea of someone else raising my offspring. I just hope Hubby doesn't raise him into being a pussy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#23204701) |
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Date: May 13th, 2013 9:02 PM Author: Onyx underhanded cruise ship deer antler
I now know for certain that this is flame.
I've seen a lot of hot chicks get pregnant, and their formerly beautiful breasts become spec-f'n-tacular. For a man who claims to be most attracted to this woman because of her breasts, if this were real, you would have commented on them at some point during the pregnancy.
Well run flame, but it's finished...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914259&forum_id=2#23192423) |
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