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Poast new message in this thread
Date: April 4th, 2012 7:46 PM Author: opaque jet-lagged ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#20392667) |
Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM Author: Hot Overrated Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357096) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM Author: fragrant pervert clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357097) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM Author: topaz hyperventilating cruise ship Is it in post yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357099) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Hot Overrated Stage i wish bro, i wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357113) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357106) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour Damn this would be 180. Rob riggle could be the perfect shitlaw boss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357114) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: Hot Overrated Stage yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357117) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:54 PM Author: crimson rough-skinned pocket flask 180 literally who i imagine in those threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357147) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: aphrodisiac soggy keepsake machete french chef holy fuck this would be amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357153) |
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Date: January 25th, 2015 3:54 AM Author: Ruby Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181637) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:53 PM Author: fragrant pervert clown i think JH should be RR's protege, like recruited from the local TTT, but then JH gets fed up with RR's bullshit and strikes out on his own. climax is courtroom scene where JH calls RR as a witness (and vice versa) and they cross-examine each other for like 25 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357145) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: Hot Overrated Stage RR ultimate prole former HS athlete shitlaw boss screaming at JH constantly, taking him to Pizza Hut etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357150) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:56 PM Author: fragrant pervert clown AWESOME! wait, new idea, can JH be a Harvard grad who had planned to work at like SullCrom but for personal reasons had to move to small town and only firm he could get was RR's (a la ACP)? so he's all prickly and conceited and like THE OPPOSITE of Riggles
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: Hot Overrated Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357183) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: Hot Overrated Stage RR's law office is literally in a strip mall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357187) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: fragrant pervert clown RIGHT next to a pizza parlor?? where RR take his clients? i'm like giggling in my office this is too much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357193) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:05 PM Author: Hot Overrated Stage RR always screaming, slapping people's asses etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357204) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 6:01 PM Author: laughsome crotch national Next to a strip parlor in a strip mall. They have these in Florida, not even kidding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168902) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:16 AM Author: wonderful tank background story JH should do a summer associate selfpwn that makes ATL. Provides an opportunity for a 180 opening scene/inciting incident, like he falls off the cruise ship into the Hudson or whatever the best all time real life summer associate self pwn was.
We basically have to write this script and crowdsource it as an XO-penned screenplay. We should form an SPE and write up a proper agreement before we get too far into it. |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:56 PM Author: very tactful house laser beams This is not a bad idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357157) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:57 PM Author: fragrant pervert clown i would greenlight this in a sec (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357161) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: fragrant pervert clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357164) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: fragrant pervert clown holy shit, this thread from april 2012? WTF how did it not get noticed?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357168) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: crimson rough-skinned pocket flask lol didn't even notice it seems so fresh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357210) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:09 PM Author: crimson rough-skinned pocket flask you could make a script just from xo threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357226) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour "HOW could you quit Jonah? I bought you three drinks at the bar at the Christmas party at chilis"
"I had to pay for my fucking quesadilla dude! I got no Christmas bonus! I get paid about what my monthly loan payment is!"
"why do you need a Christmas bonus, you're a Jew!" |
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Date: October 22nd, 2014 3:51 PM Author: fragrant pervert clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26565947) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour Rob Riggle going up to Jonah "sign this proof of service".
Jonah: "this says four days ago"
Rob Riggle: what the fuck Jonah? Do you want to lose this motion or what? |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Hot Overrated Stage lol, RR eating Little Ceasar's on a curb with a sulking JH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357316) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:50 PM Author: At-the-ready Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168843) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:26 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour Jonah: boss can you pay my bar dues Rob Riggle fakes a heart attack and makes Jonah drive him home. He does the same thing two days later. |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:34 PM Author: disrespectful embarrassed to the bone piazza Great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357372) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Hot Overrated Stage RR would get sued for sexual harassment at some point during the movie, makes Jonah Hill take the heat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357383) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:22 PM Author: opaque jet-lagged ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29171109) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 2:32 PM Author: red hairraiser queen of the night This has so much potential. There's got to be a way to make it happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357745) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358544) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour Zac efron plays the other new associate loved by shitlaw boss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358551) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour Rob riggle throwing banana peels around and pouring oil on the floor of supermarkets to create slip and fall cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358572) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2014 3:50 PM Author: fragrant pervert clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26565940) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:04 AM Author: fragrant pervert clown this is my fave thread, guys. just remember that when i'm gone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26594568) |
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Date: November 8th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour Jonah, gonna need you to go to court in Vegas tomorrow for me.
"But I'm not licensed, only you are!"
"that's why I made this fake bar card with your picture" |
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Date: November 8th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: Stimulating multi-billionaire "'SUP JO-NADS! Don't get too comfortable in that chair, fatass - I got some fieldwork for you today. Real detective shit. You'll love it."
*hands jonah a picture of a 70's typewriter*
"Huh"?
"Hit up all the antique stores you can find. Get one of those typewriters, TODAY. No time to look online. That box of old documents we last week is... it's not quite what we need. But we make out own luck in THIS shop!"
"Wait, no... you're gonna FORGE-"
"NO, no... that's one of our 'naughty never-say-it' words, remember? No; we just need to... fill in some gaps... that developed in the case over time."
"Boss... come on, look, that's... I mean... what if they find out? That's fraud-"
"NO NO NO! NOT THE 'F-WORD'! Can't hear you!"
*shitlaw boss stuffs fingers in ears and whistles a tune*
"Boss..."
"Are you a narc? Straight-up. Did you tattle on the other kids in class? Did you rat kids out, son? Is that your thing?"
"Oh, for fuck's sake, NO, I'm not a 'narc,' what I'm saying is-"
"Good! Now let's go get that TYPEWRITER, bud!"
"Can I... at least.. put this one on the expense account?"
*shitlaw boss inhales sharply; groans*
"You're kind of asking a lot here, bro..." |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:14 PM Author: bearded disturbing meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29485463) |
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Date: December 10th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26902383) |
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Date: December 10th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: aphrodisiac soggy keepsake machete french chef I really actually truly think this has legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26902457) |
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Date: January 25th, 2015 3:16 AM Author: filthy razzle parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181546) |
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Date: January 25th, 2015 4:18 AM Author: Pungent Crackhouse Twinkling Uncleanness good god riggle was BORN to play this role
don't even care who the associate is, there doesn't even need to be an associate id pay 12 bucks just to see him reading xo shitlaw boss threads much less acting them out |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:51 PM Author: aphrodisiac soggy keepsake machete french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168848) |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Arousing Mauve Toilet Seat Church Riggle plays a partner on The League who bullies Ruxin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310163) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:14 PM Author: bearded disturbing meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29485465) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:47 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168829) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:53 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168859) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 6:01 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour Pls make this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168903) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:18 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29171080) |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: Indecent corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310138) |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: opaque jet-lagged ticket booth Riggle is exactly how I envision a fratty asshole shitlaw boss to be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310157) |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: cream rigor Damn it. This is something I could legitimately see myself writing, and writing well, 10 years ago.
Now? FML. |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: Indecent corner you didn't have the insider knowledge to write it then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310183) |
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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:46 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30072104) |
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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:49 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour I think me and labatt were the only ones who love this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30072118) |
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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:08 PM Author: opaque jet-lagged ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30279624) |
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Date: August 14th, 2017 6:12 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#33987977) |
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Date: January 21st, 2018 10:13 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#35206751) |
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Date: December 27th, 2019 1:41 AM Author: filthy razzle parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#39332452) |
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Date: December 10th, 2021 11:33 AM Author: canary area famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#43588213) |
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Date: December 10th, 2021 11:37 AM Author: provocative bawdyhouse striped hyena I’m still waiting for this to happen. What a great OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#43588234) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:33 PM Author: flesh sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971352) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:31 PM Author: canary area famous landscape painting shame on xo for not getting this done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971340) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:52 PM Author: filthy razzle parlour Chat GPT prompt:
Write a script about a small personal injury law firm (this field is derogatorily called shitlaw) where Rob Riggle plays a buffoon and highly unethical boss who hires Jonah Hill, a recent Harvard law grad who couldn’t interview well and couldn’t get a job at a big law firm. Rob Riggle loves taking his staff out to chili’s, making inappropriate jokes, and doing unethical things in his cases, all while being extremely lazy and not intelligent.
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Fade in:
INT. SMALL LAW OFFICE - DAY
Rob Riggle, a middle-aged man with a beer belly and a tacky suit, sits at his messy desk, surrounded by piles of paperwork. He takes a sip of his beer and belches loudly.
ROB RIGGLE (to himself) Ah, life is good. Running a small law firm may not be glamorous, but at least I get to do whatever I want.
Jonah Hill, a young man in his mid-twenties, enters the office nervously. He looks around, taking in the disorganized mess.
JONAH HILL (excitedly) Mr. Riggle, thank you so much for giving me this opportunity! I'm so excited to start working here.
ROB RIGGLE (laughing) Relax, kid. You're not at Harvard anymore. This is shitlaw. We do things a little differently here.
JONAH HILL (confused) What do you mean?
ROB RIGGLE (grinning) First of all, we love Chili's. We go there all the time. And secondly, we don't waste time on fancy ethics or doing things the right way. We do what it takes to win.
JONAH HILL (uncomfortable) I don't know about that. I was taught to always follow ethical guidelines and put my clients' needs first.
ROB RIGGLE (waving his hand dismissively) Don't worry about that. You'll learn soon enough. Now, let's get to work.
Rob pulls out a case file and throws it at Jonah.
ROB RIGGLE (pointing to the file) This is our next case. A woman slipped and fell in a grocery store. We need to make sure we get the most money out of them as possible.
JONAH HILL (skeptical) But if the woman wasn't injured that badly, shouldn't we just settle for a fair amount?
ROB RIGGLE (laughing) Kid, you're killing me. We don't settle for a fair amount. We settle for the most amount we can possibly get. And if that means fudging the facts a little, so be it.
Jonah looks uncomfortable, but Rob doesn't seem to notice.
ROB RIGGLE (patting Jonah on the back) Don't worry, kid. You'll get used to it. Now, let's go get some lunch. I'm craving some baby back ribs.
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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:54 PM Author: flesh sandwich Lmao 190 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971433) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2023 3:00 PM Author: Lime orchestra pit LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971452) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:02 PM Author: canary area famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972015) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:16 PM Author: hateful racy gaming laptop lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972078) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM Author: dun foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972087) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:55 PM Author: orchid cerebral school cafeteria lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972221) |
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Date: February 27th, 2023 1:35 PM Author: Lime orchestra pit severely underrated post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45988338) |
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Date: February 27th, 2023 1:37 PM Author: Lascivious rusted locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45988355) |
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Date: March 6th, 2023 1:00 AM Author: filthy razzle parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#46015007) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2023 3:01 PM Author: spectacular gaping A Jody Hill and Danny McBride sitcom about shitlaw would be 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971456) |