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lol movie about shitlaw with Jonah Hill and Rob Riggle in works

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Violent dashing set
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Shivering Rehab
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Is it in post yet?
hilarious box office boistinker
  09/19/14
i wish bro, i wish
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Damn this would be 180. Rob riggle could be the perfect shit...
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yes
Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio
  09/19/14
180 literally who i imagine in those threads
Talented Space Ape
  09/19/14
holy fuck this would be amazing
fragrant school stock car
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dead walnut principal's office
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i think JH should be RR's protege, like recruited from the l...
Shivering Rehab
  09/19/14
RR ultimate prole former HS athlete shitlaw boss screaming a...
Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio
  09/19/14
AWESOME! wait, new idea, can JH be a Harvard grad who had pl...
Shivering Rehab
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Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio
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RR's law office is literally in a strip mall
Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio
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RIGHT next to a pizza parlor?? where RR take his clients? i'...
Shivering Rehab
  09/19/14
RR always screaming, slapping people's asses etc
Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio
  09/19/14
Next to a strip parlor in a strip mall. They have these in F...
fuchsia up-to-no-good athletic conference filthpig
  11/12/15
JH should do a summer associate selfpwn that makes ATL. Pro...
Histrionic Forum
  10/27/14
This is not a bad idea.
cerebral indian lodge
  09/19/14
i would greenlight this in a sec
Shivering Rehab
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Shivering Rehab
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holy shit, this thread from april 2012? WTF how did it not g...
Shivering Rehab
  09/19/14
lol didn't even notice it seems so fresh
Talented Space Ape
  09/19/14
you could make a script just from xo threads
Talented Space Ape
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"HOW could you quit Jonah? I bought you three drinks a...
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Shivering Rehab
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Rob Riggle going up to Jonah "sign this proof of servic...
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lol, RR eating Little Ceasar's on a curb with a sulking JH
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Jonah: boss can you pay my bar dues Rob Riggle fakes a hear...
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Great thread
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  09/19/14
RR would get sued for sexual harassment at some point during...
Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio
  09/19/14
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Violent dashing set
  11/12/15
This has so much potential. There's got to be a way to make ...
Chartreuse Scourge Upon The Earth Gaping
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Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube
  09/19/14
Zac efron plays the other new associate loved by shitlaw bos...
Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube
  09/19/14
Rob riggle throwing banana peels around and pouring oil on t...
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Shivering Rehab
  10/22/14
this is my fave thread, guys. just remember that when i'm go...
Shivering Rehab
  10/27/14
Jonah, gonna need you to go to court in Vegas tomorrow for m...
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I really actually truly think this has legs
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good god riggle was BORN to play this role don't even car...
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fragrant school stock car
  11/12/15
Riggle plays a partner on The League who bullies Ruxin.
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Razzle Black Woman
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Riggle is exactly how I envision a fratty asshole shitlaw bo...
Violent dashing set
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Damn it. This is something I could legitimately see myself w...
Aqua gas station preventive strike
  12/04/15
you didn't have the insider knowledge to write it then
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I’m still waiting for this to happen. What a great OP
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shame on xo for not getting this done.
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Date: April 4th, 2012 7:46 PM
Author: Violent dashing set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#20392667)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357096)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Shivering Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357097)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: hilarious box office boistinker

Is it in post yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357099)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio

i wish bro, i wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357113)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357106)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube

Damn this would be 180. Rob riggle could be the perfect shitlaw boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357114)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357117)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Talented Space Ape

180 literally who i imagine in those threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357147)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: fragrant school stock car

holy fuck this would be amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357153)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 3:54 AM
Author: dead walnut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181637)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Shivering Rehab

i think JH should be RR's protege, like recruited from the local TTT, but then JH gets fed up with RR's bullshit and strikes out on his own. climax is courtroom scene where JH calls RR as a witness (and vice versa) and they cross-examine each other for like 25 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357145)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio

RR ultimate prole former HS athlete shitlaw boss screaming at JH constantly, taking him to Pizza Hut etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357150)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Shivering Rehab

AWESOME! wait, new idea, can JH be a Harvard grad who had planned to work at like SullCrom but for personal reasons had to move to small town and only firm he could get was RR's (a la ACP)? so he's all prickly and conceited and like THE OPPOSITE of Riggles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357160)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357183)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio

RR's law office is literally in a strip mall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357187)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Shivering Rehab

RIGHT next to a pizza parlor?? where RR take his clients? i'm like giggling in my office this is too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357193)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio

RR always screaming, slapping people's asses etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357204)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: fuchsia up-to-no-good athletic conference filthpig

Next to a strip parlor in a strip mall. They have these in Florida, not even kidding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168902)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:16 AM
Author: Histrionic Forum

JH should do a summer associate selfpwn that makes ATL. Provides an opportunity for a 180 opening scene/inciting incident, like he falls off the cruise ship into the Hudson or whatever the best all time real life summer associate self pwn was.

We basically have to write this script and crowdsource it as an XO-penned screenplay. We should form an SPE and write up a proper agreement before we get too far into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26594600)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge

This is not a bad idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357157)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Shivering Rehab

i would greenlight this in a sec

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357161)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Shivering Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357164)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Shivering Rehab

holy shit, this thread from april 2012? WTF how did it not get noticed??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357168)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Talented Space Ape

lol didn't even notice it seems so fresh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357210)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Talented Space Ape

you could make a script just from xo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357226)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube

"HOW could you quit Jonah? I bought you three drinks at the bar at the Christmas party at chilis"

"I had to pay for my fucking quesadilla dude! I got no Christmas bonus! I get paid about what my monthly loan payment is!"

"why do you need a Christmas bonus, you're a Jew!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357277)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Shivering Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26565947)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube

Rob Riggle going up to Jonah "sign this proof of service".

Jonah: "this says four days ago"

Rob Riggle: what the fuck Jonah? Do you want to lose this motion or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357300)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio

lol, RR eating Little Ceasar's on a curb with a sulking JH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357316)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: stirring mewling coldplay fan orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168843)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube

Jonah: boss can you pay my bar dues

Rob Riggle fakes a heart attack and makes Jonah drive him home. He does the same thing two days later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357332)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: contagious unholy reading party meetinghouse

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357372)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Chestnut diverse locale digit ratio

RR would get sued for sexual harassment at some point during the movie, makes Jonah Hill take the heat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357383)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Violent dashing set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29171109)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse Scourge Upon The Earth Gaping

This has so much potential. There's got to be a way to make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26357745)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358544)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube

Zac efron plays the other new associate loved by shitlaw boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358551)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube

Rob riggle throwing banana peels around and pouring oil on the floor of supermarkets to create slip and fall cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26358572)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Shivering Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26565940)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:04 AM
Author: Shivering Rehab

this is my fave thread, guys. just remember that when i'm gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26594568)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube

Jonah, gonna need you to go to court in Vegas tomorrow for me.

"But I'm not licensed, only you are!"

"that's why I made this fake bar card with your picture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26674561)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: ruddy filthy step-uncle's house community account

"'SUP JO-NADS! Don't get too comfortable in that chair, fatass - I got some fieldwork for you today. Real detective shit. You'll love it."

*hands jonah a picture of a 70's typewriter*

"Huh"?

"Hit up all the antique stores you can find. Get one of those typewriters, TODAY. No time to look online. That box of old documents we last week is... it's not quite what we need. But we make out own luck in THIS shop!"

"Wait, no... you're gonna FORGE-"

"NO, no... that's one of our 'naughty never-say-it' words, remember? No; we just need to... fill in some gaps... that developed in the case over time."

"Boss... come on, look, that's... I mean... what if they find out? That's fraud-"

"NO NO NO! NOT THE 'F-WORD'! Can't hear you!"

*shitlaw boss stuffs fingers in ears and whistles a tune*

"Boss..."

"Are you a narc? Straight-up. Did you tattle on the other kids in class? Did you rat kids out, son? Is that your thing?"

"Oh, for fuck's sake, NO, I'm not a 'narc,' what I'm saying is-"

"Good! Now let's go get that TYPEWRITER, bud!"

"Can I... at least.. put this one on the expense account?"

*shitlaw boss inhales sharply; groans*

"You're kind of asking a lot here, bro..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26674644)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: Marvelous jet church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29485463)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26902383)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: fragrant school stock car

I really actually truly think this has legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#26902457)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181546)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 4:18 AM
Author: Vivacious Honey-headed Ticket Booth Bbw

good god riggle was BORN to play this role

don't even care who the associate is, there doesn't even need to be an associate id pay 12 bucks just to see him reading xo shitlaw boss threads much less acting them out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#27181649)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: fragrant school stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168848)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: alcoholic hell clown

Riggle plays a partner on The League who bullies Ruxin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310163)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: Marvelous jet church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29485465)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168829)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 5:53 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168859)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube

Pls make this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29168903)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29171080)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310138)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Violent dashing set

Riggle is exactly how I envision a fratty asshole shitlaw boss to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310157)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Aqua gas station preventive strike

Damn it. This is something I could legitimately see myself writing, and writing well, 10 years ago.

Now? FML.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310162)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Razzle Black Woman

you didn't have the insider knowledge to write it then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#29310183)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30072104)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube

I think me and labatt were the only ones who love this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30072118)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Violent dashing set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#30279624)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#33987977)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#35206751)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 1:41 AM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#39332452)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 11:33 AM
Author: slippery associate school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#43588213)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 11:37 AM
Author: Hateful fanboi

I’m still waiting for this to happen. What a great OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#43588234)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:33 PM
Author: charismatic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971352)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:31 PM
Author: slippery associate school cafeteria

shame on xo for not getting this done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube

Chat GPT prompt:

Write a script about a small personal injury law firm (this field is derogatorily called shitlaw) where Rob Riggle plays a buffoon and highly unethical boss who hires Jonah Hill, a recent Harvard law grad who couldn’t interview well and couldn’t get a job at a big law firm. Rob Riggle loves taking his staff out to chili’s, making inappropriate jokes, and doing unethical things in his cases, all while being extremely lazy and not intelligent.

Response:

Fade in:

INT. SMALL LAW OFFICE - DAY

Rob Riggle, a middle-aged man with a beer belly and a tacky suit, sits at his messy desk, surrounded by piles of paperwork. He takes a sip of his beer and belches loudly.

ROB RIGGLE

(to himself)

Ah, life is good. Running a small law firm may not be glamorous, but at least I get to do whatever I want.

Jonah Hill, a young man in his mid-twenties, enters the office nervously. He looks around, taking in the disorganized mess.

JONAH HILL

(excitedly)

Mr. Riggle, thank you so much for giving me this opportunity! I'm so excited to start working here.

ROB RIGGLE

(laughing)

Relax, kid. You're not at Harvard anymore. This is shitlaw. We do things a little differently here.

JONAH HILL

(confused)

What do you mean?

ROB RIGGLE

(grinning)

First of all, we love Chili's. We go there all the time. And secondly, we don't waste time on fancy ethics or doing things the right way. We do what it takes to win.

JONAH HILL

(uncomfortable)

I don't know about that. I was taught to always follow ethical guidelines and put my clients' needs first.

ROB RIGGLE

(waving his hand dismissively)

Don't worry about that. You'll learn soon enough. Now, let's get to work.

Rob pulls out a case file and throws it at Jonah.

ROB RIGGLE

(pointing to the file)

This is our next case. A woman slipped and fell in a grocery store. We need to make sure we get the most money out of them as possible.

JONAH HILL

(skeptical)

But if the woman wasn't injured that badly, shouldn't we just settle for a fair amount?

ROB RIGGLE

(laughing)

Kid, you're killing me. We don't settle for a fair amount. We settle for the most amount we can possibly get. And if that means fudging the facts a little, so be it.

Jonah looks uncomfortable, but Rob doesn't seem to notice.

ROB RIGGLE

(patting Jonah on the back)

Don't worry, kid. You'll get used to it. Now, let's go get some lunch. I'm craving some baby back ribs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971425)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: charismatic business firm

Lmao 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971433)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: Stimulating flesh whorehouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:02 PM
Author: slippery associate school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972015)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Rusted rough-skinned institution turdskin

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972078)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: floppy dark pozpig sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972087)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Nudist senate

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45972221)



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Date: February 27th, 2023 1:35 PM
Author: Stimulating flesh whorehouse

severely underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45988338)



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Date: February 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Gay corner potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45988355)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Erotic mahogany generalized bond headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#46015007)



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Date: February 23rd, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: white hunting ground

A Jody Hill and Danny McBride sitcom about shitlaw would be 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916276&forum_id=2#45971456)