Date: April 11th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: excitant sinister plaza
from a website on How To Take Care Of Your Tamacoochie(R):
- If you mainly feed it penises, make sure to switch up the color of the penises! Just like with vegetables, giving it only one color penis is unhealthy for it. Each color provides a different nutrient for your Tamacoochie(R).
- Your Tamacoochie(R) will die of a broken heart if you don't make any men kiss it! And it's not healthy to shave it too often. Doing so makes your Tamacoochie(R) feel ashamed of its natural state!
- Remember to protect your Tamacoochie(R) from unhealthy populations, like the short boys who will sometimes approach from the rear, or lawyers!
- If a baby begins to grow in your Tamacoochie(R), don't forget you can kill it with impunity. But if your Tamacoochie(R) is running out of money, you may want to give birth to it and live as a welfare mother!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1921536&forum_id=2#20441454)