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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:14 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria depressed as fuck, bros. this was for a trader job. the head of HR e-mailed me today and said that although they were impressed by my credentials and interview performance, they did not feel i was the right cultural fit and have decided to pass.
FUCK. i was gonna go out tonight, but i'm too depressed to go out and drink. a bridgewater trader job would have set me up nicely for elite b-schools and future hedge fund jobs. |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: bateful fat ankles Are you at Bridgewater? A friend recently got an offer from them but turned it down because the place was "creepy." They have cameras installed at your work station which takes snapshots of your computer screens every 5 minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463616) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: Stimulating Therapy it is the creepiest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463623) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:18 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria not sure if "creepy" is the right word. they have a very unique culture though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463640) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:54 PM Author: Big crimson shrine sandwich Greetings, They're the ones w/the weirdo "ultimate transparency" culture, right? Everything you do is copied, and a shitload made to the public? I know someone who was there, if so. Creeped out, he was. |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:20 PM Author: frozen juggernaut theater seriously? what the fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463647) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:20 PM Author: Stimulating Therapy you havent heard about this place?
lol its fucking absurd. read up for the lulz. no idea why anyone would want to work there |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:22 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria i'm very aware of their culture. but it's still one of the most prestigious hedge funds in the world, and you're kidding yourself if you don't think that name will open doors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463675) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:24 PM Author: Stimulating Therapy yeah, i guess. but if youre that prestigious then maybe shoot for a different prestigious hedge fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463686) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:28 PM Author: frozen juggernaut theater I am literally watching a video of a guy ON THEIR OWN WEBSITE fight back tears talking about the corporate culture and how he internalized one of Dalio's criticisms to the point that he was reflecting on himself at eight fucking years old.
What in the everloving fuck. |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:30 PM Author: Stimulating Therapy if this were in a movie youd be like, "alright, they took the flame like 7 levels too far, they done satired themselves retarded" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463720) |
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Date: November 30th, 2012 1:11 PM Author: twisted laser beams lol'd irl, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#22141258) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:35 PM Author: Dashing metal sound barrier police squad LOL that sounds hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468583) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:46 PM Author: saffron passionate feces nursing home link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468609) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:21 PM Author: Henna Stage Gaming Laptop This can't be true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463662) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 10:45 PM Author: curious carmine property roast beef I'm sure it is - it's well known for being a creepy, paranoid, cultish place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20464757) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:36 PM Author: bronze station haha I had a job like that once. wasn't a prestigious hedge fund though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463750) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:20 PM Author: laughsome den round eye POST CREDENTIALS HERE (aka resume) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463649) |
Date: April 14th, 2012 8:15 PM Author: boyish mischievous hospital Fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463607) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:15 PM Author: Stimulating Therapy fuck your ass brother :(
edit: dalio is a fucking psycho and you dont want to work at that weirdo company |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:19 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria bridgewater is the most successful hedge fund in the world, bro. have you seen their returns? getting 30% returns on $100 billion AUM is virtually unheard of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463644) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:15 PM Author: azure faggot firefighter field JUST WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE, BRO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463612) |
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Date: November 30th, 2012 7:18 AM Author: Exciting Demanding Kitchen Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#22139930) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:23 PM Author: cobalt lay persian lol lightweight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463679) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:26 PM Author: Mauve Hairraiser Center lol what is your background bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463697) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:27 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria ivy undergrad econ, 3.73 gpa, 4 years BB trading on equity derivatives desk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463702) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:31 PM Author: Mauve Hairraiser Center i see
just keep trying prestigious hedge funds man. don't give up. |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:31 PM Author: charismatic pink french chef Upper or lower ivy? Still impressive, brother. I'm sure you will still get an elite job out there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463724) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:32 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria HYP. i badly fucked up my freshman year because i went to a TTT public high school that did not prepare me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463731) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:31 PM Author: lascivious doctorate church is this rly all u need 4 the top finance gigs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463727) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:33 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria BB is not THAT hard to get if you're at a top school and have decent grades. the interviews are a joke. buyside is tough as fuck though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463734) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:33 PM Author: frozen juggernaut theater Finance is monopoly money man. Most unjustified elitism in the world, except maybe the median XO poster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463735) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:33 PM Author: Stimulating Therapy besides ren tech most places dont require much to get in the door (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463738) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:46 PM Author: Geriatric misunderstood home stock car how many publications in the Annals of Mathematics do you need to get a screening interview at RenTech, breh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468608) |
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Date: November 30th, 2012 4:58 AM Author: Stimulating Therapy more than ill ever have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#22139767) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:34 PM Author: Mauve Hairraiser Center yeah it's really not that hard if you go to a good school, especially for ibanks. hedge funds are harder but plenty are still not that bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463742) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:36 PM Author: lascivious doctorate church i like ur monkeyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463749) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:37 PM Author: Mauve Hairraiser Center tyty
did you have a moniker before this one?
sorry if it's well-known but i haven't followed the bonobo moniker changes closely |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:40 PM Author: lascivious doctorate church i was a pumo 4 a long time but when i started up the bonobo shtick ppl asked me 2 change 2 a real one. ive been only if its really tasty, taste the bonobo, bonobos in pajamas blah blah blah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463781) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:42 PM Author: Mauve Hairraiser Center nice man solid work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463806) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:44 PM Author: magenta keepsake machete box office sorry for the ding, but don't feel bad. all my friends at bridgewater left within 1 year because the place is just weird as fuck. and traders there just do execution. it's the portfolio strategists and investment associates who actually call the shots.
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:51 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria yes this is true. i still wanted it though for the prestige. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463887) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:29 PM Author: Marvelous becky school I feel your pain bro- I would give my left nut to work there. That being said, the strategists there > traders in terms of the prestigery |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:35 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria yes, the strategists there are definitely prestigious. for the post-mba investment associates, they only hire 3-4 people per year, and they are all hbs/stanford gsb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468265) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:37 PM Author: Marvelous becky school yes, one of their desk's MD uses us for work. Everyone there who is associate+ is uber-prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468286) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:39 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria what type of work do you do?
the quality of research they do is on par with nobel prize winning economists. |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:41 PM Author: Marvelous becky school I am part of a specialized transactional group that advises distressed/opportunity/event-driven funds (along with some other stuff) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468306) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:42 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria which hedge funds impress you the most? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468318) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:44 PM Author: Marvelous becky school Right now, for large AUMs, I am really impressed by Eliott and Centerbridge, and Oaktree, though they are not a prestige shop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468331) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:45 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria oaktree is prestigious as fuck. they are very solid in fixed income and credit. virtually all their pre-mba associates go to hbs and stanford.
elliott is good too. sort of a vulture fund that takes advantage of distressed companies and countries with low sovereign debt ratings. |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:46 PM Author: Marvelous becky school my bread and butter / oaktree is intelligent, but they just don't exude prestige in the same way the Eliott people I meet do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468348) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:47 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria what differences have you observed between oaktree and elliott people? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468359) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:49 PM Author: Marvelous becky school nothing I can point to, just demeanor at industry events and in negotiations, meetings, etc. the Elliott people appear to be a little more genteel (which they certainly aren't but this is entirely personal and subjective) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468380) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:50 PM Author: Marvelous becky school that being said, I would still give my left nut to be an MD there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468382) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:46 PM Author: cheese-eating community account Oaktree is highly prestigious bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468343) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:47 PM Author: Marvelous becky school see above, personal opinion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468352) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 3:05 PM Author: Big crimson shrine sandwich Greetings, Bro, got a Q about hedgefundery from a prole perspective. Suppose my wife and I are pulling about 500-600K/yr as a lawyer/doctor combo meal. tcr is to find a HF that has decent returns but not famous enough to charge insane rates, right? |
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Date: November 30th, 2012 6:20 AM Author: Milky national security agency rehab Really late bump but I daresay TCR is to stick w/ indexing. Why pay 2+20% when there's a chance the manager is just cooking the books? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#22139837) |
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Date: November 30th, 2012 1:04 PM Author: Tripping adventurous brethren oh greetings, your naivete is so funny sometimes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#22141219) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 9:52 PM Author: 180 Pocket Flask University yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20464316) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:17 PM Author: saffron passionate feces nursing home my friend in the past year had an interview for an investment associate role but didnt make it. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468521) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:52 PM Author: titillating dysfunction lodge what do you think about the MSF degrees in oxbridge/LSE. are they worthwhile? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463898) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:53 PM Author: Stimulating Therapy if you have no other in and desperately want finance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463905) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:53 PM Author: titillating dysfunction lodge so you don't think they are good? I don't want to spend two years and 150k on an MBA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463909) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:57 PM Author: Stimulating Therapy i mean, that's the risk.
i think you need to really want finance. not just do it because you think it's economically shrewd. your outcomes are not guaranteed. |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:58 PM Author: titillating dysfunction lodge I understand. I don't want to be a trader masterman or anything, but I would like to work in research--rates, fixed income etc macro stuff. What's a good path towards that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463942) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 9:03 PM Author: Stimulating Therapy the people i know in finance had the credentials out of ug. seems like a small number of the masters (like lse) are legit. cant speculate beyond that.
i know some people do less prestigious non-profit flame or whatever and then get into top b-schools. not sure exactly how they do wrt finance but im sure HWS is always worth it. and the thing is, b-schools get apps from all the finance gunners. they admit a pile of those but then they all fill out their classes with people who have "unique" backgrounds not related to finance/consulting. |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 9:12 PM Author: titillating dysfunction lodge i think i have the ug creds--econ/math top 10%--but i picked up a CCN JD along the way. I got a 760 on the GMAT but i my WE isn't good enough for HWS. I'm hoping a good Msc would get me some interviews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20464051) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 9:03 PM Author: honey-headed heady mother Why are people describing this place as "weird"? It sounds more fascist and sinister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463976) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 10:27 PM Author: bronze station DESCRIBE brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20464602) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 9:48 PM Author: razzle-dazzle insanely creepy mood corner what trading experience do you have? what are you best and worst trades? what do you think about the current environment? i would like to hear the thoughts of other traders out there. Dalio is a baller for sure though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20464275) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 9:50 PM Author: 180 Pocket Flask University this is obvious flame. traders don't run the show at bridgewater - the research team does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20464296) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 10:25 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria yes i'm aware of that. but bridgewater traders still make great money, looks good on resume, and would have easily gotten me into a top 5 mba. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20464582) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 10:40 PM Author: Beady-eyed Partner bro, your experience and ivy pedigree can already get you into a top 5 mba. I had the most unprestigious work history and non-ivy and got into a decent program. Had interviews at top 5. It's not that hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20464710) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 10:47 PM Author: Fishy background story even this is incorrect.
the software development leads run the show. most trades are executed by computers calculating opportunities in real time, not humans. |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 10:54 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria no. bridgewater is not an algo trading firm or a quant fund like de shaw or rentech. they're a pure macro fund. the research people (investment associates and portfolio strategists, along with dalio and his CIO greg jensen) are the ones who come up with the actual trading ideas. bridgewater calls this "alpha streams." there are more than a hundred of these, which the traders than execute. they do not rely on computer algos to actually make the trades; hence, the traders need to pay very close attention to market microstructure, slippage, transaction costs, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20464850) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 10:56 PM Author: curious carmine property roast beef Why don't they just use computer algos to implement the trades that the strategists decide to do? Why hire human traders? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20464867) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 10:57 PM Author: 180 Pocket Flask University he's partially right: bridgewater does have an impressive tech team that develops powerful proprietary technologies for data analysis and other functions. that's important shit. they hire lots of MIT/stanford types and fund ridiculous dev costs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20464880) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 11:23 PM Author: umber gay wizard bridgewater trader is still prestigious as fuck. moreso than private equity or banking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20465146) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 8:52 AM Author: pungent razzmatazz bawdyhouse Ahahahahahahah no.
I know several bankers who left bridgewAter from ugrad dart to ibank analyst jobs.
They also pay shit. Lol at thinking some private equity 250k associate wants to be making 100k at bridgewAter pushing paper around with shit exit ops. Most ibankers even turn down legit hfs like sac for their pe gigs. Half the asdociate team at bridgewAter are ugrad lib art idiots from places like brown and Dartmouth and middle bury while the other half are Mbb rejects and ex-consulting fags.
I was there for an interview and they gave me shit questions like is abortion wrong. I asked them about their jobs and none of the associates knew how a hedge fund even works. Basic shit that any striver Jew at stern would know.
- 3rd year bb ibanker posting from iphone |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:25 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria dude, stop with your i-banking trolling. it's getting pretty sad.
first, virtually all the traders at bwater went to ivies, and the investment associates are HYP undergrads or HBS/Stanford MBAs.
second, even the "lowly" traders there are clearing close to 200K including bonus their first year, and then the pay goes up a lot. within a few years they are easily clearing $400K+.
third, lol@some excel banker monkey who thinks he's more prestigious than working at the world's largest and most successful hedge fund. |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:48 PM Author: pungent razzmatazz bawdyhouse Lol u mad? I can find u infinite idiots from crap places who work there, it's known as the Walmart of hfs. Youre just another faggot prole who knows shit trying to Impress lawyers from what he read in a news article. My friend who used to work there even wrote a review on glass door who was an invest associate. Check their salaries on glass door it's 100k base and 40k bonus at best which I admit is good for being an execution monkey. I went to Dartmouth one of their top ugrad targets and most kids choose bbs over a job there.
In fact ask yourself what respectable hf hires English majors from ugrad? Not to mention bottom ivied and lib arts. I'll post a few LinkedIn profiles when I'm back. |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:10 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria Speaking of linkedin, here are some prestigious as fuck investment associates at bridgewater. lol@bankers being more prestigious than these people.
http://www.linkedin.com/in/maximilianroos http://www.linkedin.com/pub/alexander-campbell/13/593/4a5 http://www.linkedin.com/pub/atul-narayan/4/733/309?trk=pub-pbmap http://www.linkedin.com/pub/raaid-ahmad/8/25/608
the last guy is currently at stanford gsb, but you get my drift. these are typical investment associates at bridgewater. all brilliant and prestigious as fuck. |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:45 PM Author: pungent razzmatazz bawdyhouse u obviously have some serious problems with the insecurity of walmart bridgewater.
here are real live examples of ppl turning down bridgewater for ibanking jobs, though i made sure i'm only secondly connected to these guys as to prevent outing.
http://www.linkedin.com/in/danielsuo
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/daniel-rozenfeld/8/749/b21
my point on oliver wyman consultants and shitsultants joining bridgwater : http://www.linkedin.com/pub/john-li/1a/b96/b60
monitor group? ew http://www.linkedin.com/pub/cliff-dank/2/621/180
boston college? ew http://www.linkedin.com/in/katemanahan
providence college? wtf is that?http://www.linkedin.com/pub/sheila-mengel/12/a86/236 |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:54 PM Author: Geriatric misunderstood home stock car http://www.linkedin.com/in/danielsuo
bro in the fight of his life against his thinning hairline, why? |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:56 PM Author: pungent razzmatazz bawdyhouse most gs groups are sweatshops but his is especially bad.
trust me he looks worse now, u try 120 hour weeks for 2 years |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:58 PM Author: Geriatric misunderstood home stock car lol pwnt fgts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468662) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:58 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria lol@you linking to profiles of management associates, who are below the investment associates and traders.
the guys i linked to could easily get private equity or other top hedge fund jobs. |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 3:06 PM Author: pungent razzmatazz bawdyhouse yea but ur an execution monkey so what do u care? they're even better than you.
but just to further pwn you and spread your insecurities, here are some investment associate scrubs:
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/michael-miraglia/20/2b4/6b5 - bentley university? roflmao!!!! wtf unpaid ubs wealth management intern lolol
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/josh-gallant/0/ba5/388 -university of delaware? wtf?!?!
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/noah-yechiely/0/313/860 more losers from oliver wyman? why yes please
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/reid-hartman/22/362/230 has anyone heard of his mgmt consulting firm? I SURe haven't!
also please note on the glassdoor shit salaries and why their turnover rate is an astounding 40-70% within a year? most by choice
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Date: April 15th, 2012 3:58 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria you are totally clueless if you think management associates are above traders at bridgewater.
all those guys you linked to, except the last one, are management associates. those come from TTT schools while investment associates and traders are virtually all ivy grads.
this kid did dartmouth undergrad and interned at fortress while still in college, which is super impressive. he's now an investment associate at bridgewater.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/joshua-lewin/b/7a8/663?trk=pub-pbmap |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 7:54 PM Author: glittery institution jew those are all management associates, dawg. which is TTT as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20470874) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:47 PM Author: pungent razzmatazz bawdyhouse Look at those high investment associate salaries.
120k all in? NO THX.
you're so fucking retarded no wonder u got dinged
LOL think about it, they are hiring english majors from ugrad and asking questions like "why is tuition so high at schools?" u think they're tossing these kids real responsibility once hired? ahahahahahah |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 9:38 AM Author: sickened genital piercing address dalio is pretty dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20467333) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:25 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria he's so DUMB that he created and grew the world's largest hedge fund! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468198) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 3:59 PM Author: sickened genital piercing address mostly a matter of luck breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20469081) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 4:50 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria no it's not. dalio foresaw the economic collapse long before a lot of people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20469437) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 5:25 PM Author: sickened genital piercing address ahahahahah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20469737) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:38 PM Author: cheese-eating community account just do SAC, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468294) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:39 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria lol. SAC is a glorified equity daytrading shop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468300) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:40 PM Author: cheese-eating community account flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468302) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:43 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria no. do you even know how SAC operates? they are basically divided into 40 groups, with each group trading and researching for its own portfolio. it's not that interesting or prestigious unless you are rock hard for equity trading.
CR intrinsic, the division of SAC that manages cohen's personal net worth is prestigious, however.
top macro hedge funds are the most prestigious places you could work for in finance, even moreso than megafund PE or event-driven hedge funds. |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:45 PM Author: Marvelous becky school ok, then how is that different than Blackstone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468341) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:55 PM Author: cheese-eating community account u mad cause Ping Capital is stylin all over u? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468424) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:52 PM Author: pungent razzmatazz bawdyhouse Lol clearly u work at the shithole Walmart hf known as bridgewAter. Not surprising since they brainwash everyone anyways. Sac to bridgewAter is like Columbia to Ohio state. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468405) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:11 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria i'm convinced you know nothing about hedge funds.
Bridgewater is more successful, has smarter people, and does more interesting work than SAC. |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:44 PM Author: greedy cuckold state place seems like a total fraud and scam just waiting to be exposed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468330) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:44 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria they are weird but not a fraud. the numbers speak for themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468334) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:46 PM Author: greedy cuckold state (bernie madoff in 2003) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468349) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:49 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria lol. a lot of people were suspicious of madoff. if you looked at his "returns" it was obvious that he was a fraud because they were so eerily consistent, year by year. not a single losing quarter, and more amazingly, the "returns" were always roughly the same percentage.
bridgewater killed it the last few years by making the correct macro calls and going long gold and U.S. treasuries, among other bets. |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:20 PM Author: frozen juggernaut theater wait, why is everyone ITT getting MAF?
christ finance people are competitive faggots |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:48 PM Author: pungent razzmatazz bawdyhouse 'cause its one idiot (vick's dead dogs) that spams every subthread trying to convince people this shitty ugrad hiring "HF" is even remotely prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468613) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:49 PM Author: pungent razzmatazz bawdyhouse lol typical flame thread.
faggot pretends to be dinged who never interviewed there and then proceeds to argue with every poster about how great the firm is.
no real rejectee acts like this. what a total faggot.
enjoy ur prole 110k salary as a execution monkey prole.
even biglaw beats bridgewater. |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: Geriatric misunderstood home stock car cr. i would never rave about the prestige of a company that rejected me post interview. it just doesn't work like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468631) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:58 PM Author: pungent razzmatazz bawdyhouse especially the way he's arguing. look at him in every subthread, mad as fuck lol.
also every applicant always disses bridgewater on their shitty irrelevant questions which he shys away from. even for research/investment roles they ask u totally dumbfuck stuff like "why shouldn't we blow up the earth?" that is totally unrelated to the HF industry, i can only imagine how horrible execution trading interview q's are.
most ppl turned down are VERY glad they didn't end up getting it and most ppl who get it turn it down after reading the real stories of ppl having to fill out nazi reports to rat out their own coworkers.
read WSO threads for more info |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:59 PM Author: Orchid low-t athletic conference school cafeteria WSO? you do realize that forum is populated by a bunch of dumbass college kids who know nothing about hedge funds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468664) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 3:00 PM Author: Geriatric misunderstood home stock car lol @ these fuckers think the job they are hiring for requires creativity and intelligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468673) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:58 PM Author: Deranged Rambunctious Parlour can you finance mastermen make me feel better and tell me that everyone at a macro hf are on xanax, wake up at 5am and are constantly stressed and that only 10% get promoted?
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Date: April 15th, 2012 5:27 PM Author: Cracking cream potus new version sorry bro, that's biglaw partnership prospects (minus the 5 am wakeup) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20469755) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 3:00 PM Author: bateful fat ankles i can't believe you guys fall for this shit
OP = jjc = Michael Vick's dead dogs = Zimmerman's black friend = Brady4MVP on WallStreetOasis |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 3:03 PM Author: greedy cuckold state but op works at this Bridgewater place. your saying jjc works there too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468687) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: bateful fat ankles no, OP is claiming to have interviewed there.
JJC went to harvard and worked for some chicago firm until he was fired recently. |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 3:08 PM Author: pungent razzmatazz bawdyhouse nah jjc didn't go to harvard he's utter shit.
i'll bump the jjc thread where he got rejected from every program ever and questions which shitty option to take. |
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Date: March 17th, 2018 5:34 PM Author: Submissive Glassy Temple Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#35627298) |
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Date: February 15th, 2020 9:10 PM Author: Jet-lagged skinny woman nice JJC bump, dirte (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#39600969) |
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