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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:14 PM Author: coral parlour
depressed as fuck, bros. this was for a trader job. the head of HR e-mailed me today and said that although they were impressed by my credentials and interview performance, they did not feel i was the right cultural fit and have decided to pass.
FUCK. i was gonna go out tonight, but i'm too depressed to go out and drink. a bridgewater trader job would have set me up nicely for elite b-schools and future hedge fund jobs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463596) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:20 PM Author: olive laughsome depressive quadroon
you havent heard about this place?
lol its fucking absurd. read up for the lulz. no idea why anyone would want to work there
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463654) |
Date: April 14th, 2012 8:15 PM Author: olive laughsome depressive quadroon
fuck your ass brother :(
edit: dalio is a fucking psycho and you dont want to work at that weirdo company
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463610) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:37 PM Author: adulterous bright range
tyty
did you have a moniker before this one?
sorry if it's well-known but i haven't followed the bonobo moniker changes closely
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463759) |
Date: April 14th, 2012 8:44 PM Author: Carnelian state
sorry for the ding, but don't feel bad. all my friends at bridgewater left within 1 year because the place is just weird as fuck. and traders there just do execution. it's the portfolio strategists and investment associates who actually call the shots.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463819)
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Date: April 14th, 2012 8:57 PM Author: olive laughsome depressive quadroon
i mean, that's the risk.
i think you need to really want finance. not just do it because you think it's economically shrewd. your outcomes are not guaranteed.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463934) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 9:03 PM Author: olive laughsome depressive quadroon
the people i know in finance had the credentials out of ug. seems like a small number of the masters (like lse) are legit. cant speculate beyond that.
i know some people do less prestigious non-profit flame or whatever and then get into top b-schools. not sure exactly how they do wrt finance but im sure HWS is always worth it. and the thing is, b-schools get apps from all the finance gunners. they admit a pile of those but then they all fill out their classes with people who have "unique" backgrounds not related to finance/consulting.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20463980) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 8:52 AM Author: Sickened idiotic chapel
Ahahahahahahah no.
I know several bankers who left bridgewAter from ugrad dart to ibank analyst jobs.
They also pay shit. Lol at thinking some private equity 250k associate wants to be making 100k at bridgewAter pushing paper around with shit exit ops. Most ibankers even turn down legit hfs like sac for their pe gigs. Half the asdociate team at bridgewAter are ugrad lib art idiots from places like brown and Dartmouth and middle bury while the other half are Mbb rejects and ex-consulting fags.
I was there for an interview and they gave me shit questions like is abortion wrong. I asked them about their jobs and none of the associates knew how a hedge fund even works. Basic shit that any striver Jew at stern would know.
- 3rd year bb ibanker posting from iphone
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20467303) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:25 PM Author: coral parlour
dude, stop with your i-banking trolling. it's getting pretty sad.
first, virtually all the traders at bwater went to ivies, and the investment associates are HYP undergrads or HBS/Stanford MBAs.
second, even the "lowly" traders there are clearing close to 200K including bonus their first year, and then the pay goes up a lot. within a few years they are easily clearing $400K+.
third, lol@some excel banker monkey who thinks he's more prestigious than working at the world's largest and most successful hedge fund.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468193) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 3:58 PM Author: coral parlour
you are totally clueless if you think management associates are above traders at bridgewater.
all those guys you linked to, except the last one, are management associates. those come from TTT schools while investment associates and traders are virtually all ivy grads.
this kid did dartmouth undergrad and interned at fortress while still in college, which is super impressive. he's now an investment associate at bridgewater.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/joshua-lewin/b/7a8/663?trk=pub-pbmap
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20469077) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:47 PM Author: Sickened idiotic chapel
Look at those high investment associate salaries.
120k all in? NO THX.
http://www.glassdoor.com/Salary/Bridgewater-Associates-Investment-Associate-Salaries-E117647_D_KO23,43.htm
you're so fucking retarded no wonder u got dinged
LOL think about it, they are hiring english majors from ugrad and asking questions like "why is tuition so high at schools?" u think they're tossing these kids real responsibility once hired? ahahahahahah
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468611) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 1:43 PM Author: coral parlour
no. do you even know how SAC operates? they are basically divided into 40 groups, with each group trading and researching for its own portfolio. it's not that interesting or prestigious unless you are rock hard for equity trading.
CR intrinsic, the division of SAC that manages cohen's personal net worth is prestigious, however.
top macro hedge funds are the most prestigious places you could work for in finance, even moreso than megafund PE or event-driven hedge funds.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468327) |
Date: April 15th, 2012 2:20 PM Author: excitant abode
wait, why is everyone ITT getting MAF?
christ finance people are competitive faggots
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468534) |
Date: April 15th, 2012 2:49 PM Author: Sickened idiotic chapel
lol typical flame thread.
faggot pretends to be dinged who never interviewed there and then proceeds to argue with every poster about how great the firm is.
no real rejectee acts like this. what a total faggot.
enjoy ur prole 110k salary as a execution monkey prole.
even biglaw beats bridgewater.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468618) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 2:58 PM Author: Sickened idiotic chapel
especially the way he's arguing. look at him in every subthread, mad as fuck lol.
also every applicant always disses bridgewater on their shitty irrelevant questions which he shys away from. even for research/investment roles they ask u totally dumbfuck stuff like "why shouldn't we blow up the earth?" that is totally unrelated to the HF industry, i can only imagine how horrible execution trading interview q's are.
most ppl turned down are VERY glad they didn't end up getting it and most ppl who get it turn it down after reading the real stories of ppl having to fill out nazi reports to rat out their own coworkers.
read WSO threads for more info
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468657) |
Date: April 15th, 2012 2:58 PM Author: Vermilion cruise ship roast beef
can you finance mastermen make me feel better and tell me that everyone at a macro hf are on xanax, wake up at 5am and are constantly stressed and that only 10% get promoted?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468661)
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Date: April 15th, 2012 3:00 PM Author: hyperventilating dull area shitlib
i can't believe you guys fall for this shit
OP = jjc = Michael Vick's dead dogs = Zimmerman's black friend = Brady4MVP on WallStreetOasis
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924086&forum_id=2#20468666) |
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