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ITT you tell an unemployed 3L how to become a talent agent

anyone know someone who did this?
internet-worthy hissy fit
  04/22/12
ya i do. im not sure u rly want 2 do it tho. i knew this one...
aromatic ultramarine mood
  04/22/12
anybody else?
internet-worthy hissy fit
  04/22/12
well they walked in & they said look we have an act u mi...
aromatic ultramarine mood
  04/22/12
nice
Nighttime Lay
  04/22/12
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Marvelous becky bbw
  04/24/12
not really funny considering he didn't ask you about the sto...
Bright dashing native
  04/28/12
he edited
aromatic ultramarine mood
  04/28/12
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Scarlet floppy codepig
  12/23/14
lol
chrome institution juggernaut
  04/22/12
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aromatic ultramarine mood
  04/22/12
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aromatic ultramarine mood
  04/22/12
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buck-toothed crimson shitlib
  04/22/12
nobodys ever gonna see that post will they
aromatic ultramarine mood
  04/22/12
...
aromatic ultramarine mood
  04/22/12
fuck my life what a waste of time
aromatic ultramarine mood
  04/22/12
solid work
internet-worthy hissy fit
  04/22/12
Like, what do you want to hear? You'll become a talent agent...
Ruby dilemma crotch
  04/22/12
better than i expected, actually
internet-worthy hissy fit
  04/22/12
...
aromatic ultramarine mood
  04/24/12
Here is my rudimentary understanding, pls somebody else chim...
narrow-minded sable laser beams deer antler
  04/24/12
at which point you are held accountable for brining in new b...
aphrodisiac rusted internal respiration ticket booth
  04/24/12
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aromatic ultramarine mood
  04/28/12
Millennial on assignment to mailroom: I'm not very good with...
Shimmering voyeur theater stage
  12/23/14
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aromatic ultramarine mood
  12/20/14
1- suck my friends cock
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  12/21/14
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aromatic ultramarine mood
  12/23/14


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Date: April 22nd, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy hissy fit

anyone know someone who did this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522293)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 4:52 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine mood

ya i do. im not sure u rly want 2 do it tho. i knew this one guy who was a talent agency & had this rly weird experience w/a family of 4 & there dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522313)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 4:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy hissy fit

anybody else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522321)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine mood

well they walked in & they said look we have an act u mite be interested in. & he said wats the act? & they said well it involves all of us. we think ull enjoy it a lot & so will audiences. hes intrigued so he says ok go ahead show me. they went ahead and started. 1st the wife started undressing starting w/her pants & then her top & then her undergarments. my friend looked at the husband and children (1 M 1 F) in shock but they just looked back as tho this were the most normal thing in the world & smiled expectantly & encouragingly. now the wife is peeling off her bra & panties she obviously had a great figure once w/large pendulous breasts & a round ass but shes old now & its gone slightly to hell. the skin on her DDs is stretched & splotchty & her hairy vag is fishy & cavernous. neway she bends over & the dog starts 2 lick her vag. she grunts like a truck driver & shits onto the floor at this time as well. the dog happily wags its tail as it continues to lap at her vagina & she gradually cums to orgasm. right as shes abt 2 get there the daughter grabs the dogs dick & starts yanking hard on it. the dog bcums aroused quickly & by the time the mother is at the height of her orgasm the dog penetrates & cums in her as well. now the boy unzips his pants behind the dog & starts taking it in the rear. the dog is sweaty & panting but soon starts 2 bcum hard again. at this point the father disrobes & begins fucking the mother in the face. the daughter now reaches up & starts diddling the dads prostate. the dad cums buckets on the moms face & the son pushes the dog up 2 lick it off & starts switching off between pounding the dogs ass & the moms vagina. now the father whos just ejaculated takes a shit on the girls fingers that were slamming his prostate & she removes them gingerly & wipes them on her budding tits as she rubs them. the father reaches inside a manila envelope & removes a set of five or six pictures of bonobo monkeys from the congo mid-coitus. the breathing of the daughter & mother quickens & they both begin 2 twitch & jerk around. meanwhile the dad is pissing out his post-intercourse stream all over the entire crowd. the daughter is pinching her shitcovered nipples & screaming in ecstasy as the son finishes all over the dog & the mom & the dog replies by shitting all over the moms hairy vag. everyone stands up, claps there hands & says TADA!

my friend was like wtf? but all he cld think of 2 say was "wat do u guys call urselves?" & they say "the aristocrats!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522466)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:43 PM
Author: Nighttime Lay

nice

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Date: April 24th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: Marvelous becky bbw



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Date: April 28th, 2012 1:09 AM
Author: Bright dashing native

not really funny considering he didn't ask you about the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20564501)



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Date: April 28th, 2012 1:09 AM
Author: aromatic ultramarine mood

he edited

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Scarlet floppy codepig



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: chrome institution juggernaut

lol

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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:16 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine mood



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:19 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine mood



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed crimson shitlib



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:25 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine mood

nobodys ever gonna see that post will they

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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:35 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine mood



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:42 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine mood

fuck my life what a waste of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522753)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:54 PM
Author: internet-worthy hissy fit

solid work

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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:45 PM
Author: Ruby dilemma crotch

Like, what do you want to hear? You'll become a talent agent with NO contacts, NO ability to get chicks gigs yet you'll have hot 17 year olds falling at your feet until you are in your early 40's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522772)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy hissy fit

better than i expected, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522840)



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Date: April 24th, 2012 6:52 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine mood



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Date: April 24th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: narrow-minded sable laser beams deer antler

Here is my rudimentary understanding, pls somebody else chime in if I am wrong.

Send cover letter and resume to one of the Big 4 (CAA, WME, ICM, UTA). Regardless of your background (JD, MBA, work experience) you will start in the mailroom. After some time in the mailroom, you get assigned to an agent's desk, or rotate among many agents' desks. You work a lot. You read scripts, you handle phones, etc. Ultimately you rise up to become an agent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20538739)



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Date: April 24th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rusted internal respiration ticket booth

at which point you are held accountable for brining in new business and are subsequently fired for not being able to do so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20539005)



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Date: April 28th, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: aromatic ultramarine mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20564496)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Shimmering voyeur theater stage

Millennial on assignment to mailroom: I'm not very good with computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#26987907)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine mood



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Date: December 21st, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Lavender cerebral knife

1- suck my friends cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#26972269)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#26987823)