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ITT you tell an unemployed 3L how to become a talent agent

anyone know someone who did this?
spectacular amber main people locale
  04/22/12
ya i do. im not sure u rly want 2 do it tho. i knew this one...
Supple Market
  04/22/12
anybody else?
spectacular amber main people locale
  04/22/12
well they walked in & they said look we have an act u mi...
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  04/22/12
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  04/24/12
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  04/28/12
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Pearly razzle philosopher-king pit
  04/22/12
nobodys ever gonna see that post will they
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  04/22/12
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  04/22/12
fuck my life what a waste of time
Supple Market
  04/22/12
solid work
spectacular amber main people locale
  04/22/12
Like, what do you want to hear? You'll become a talent agent...
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  04/22/12
better than i expected, actually
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  04/24/12
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Date: April 22nd, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: spectacular amber main people locale

anyone know someone who did this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522293)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 4:52 PM
Author: Supple Market

ya i do. im not sure u rly want 2 do it tho. i knew this one guy who was a talent agency & had this rly weird experience w/a family of 4 & there dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522313)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 4:52 PM
Author: spectacular amber main people locale

anybody else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522321)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: Supple Market

well they walked in & they said look we have an act u mite be interested in. & he said wats the act? & they said well it involves all of us. we think ull enjoy it a lot & so will audiences. hes intrigued so he says ok go ahead show me. they went ahead and started. 1st the wife started undressing starting w/her pants & then her top & then her undergarments. my friend looked at the husband and children (1 M 1 F) in shock but they just looked back as tho this were the most normal thing in the world & smiled expectantly & encouragingly. now the wife is peeling off her bra & panties she obviously had a great figure once w/large pendulous breasts & a round ass but shes old now & its gone slightly to hell. the skin on her DDs is stretched & splotchty & her hairy vag is fishy & cavernous. neway she bends over & the dog starts 2 lick her vag. she grunts like a truck driver & shits onto the floor at this time as well. the dog happily wags its tail as it continues to lap at her vagina & she gradually cums to orgasm. right as shes abt 2 get there the daughter grabs the dogs dick & starts yanking hard on it. the dog bcums aroused quickly & by the time the mother is at the height of her orgasm the dog penetrates & cums in her as well. now the boy unzips his pants behind the dog & starts taking it in the rear. the dog is sweaty & panting but soon starts 2 bcum hard again. at this point the father disrobes & begins fucking the mother in the face. the daughter now reaches up & starts diddling the dads prostate. the dad cums buckets on the moms face & the son pushes the dog up 2 lick it off & starts switching off between pounding the dogs ass & the moms vagina. now the father whos just ejaculated takes a shit on the girls fingers that were slamming his prostate & she removes them gingerly & wipes them on her budding tits as she rubs them. the father reaches inside a manila envelope & removes a set of five or six pictures of bonobo monkeys from the congo mid-coitus. the breathing of the daughter & mother quickens & they both begin 2 twitch & jerk around. meanwhile the dad is pissing out his post-intercourse stream all over the entire crowd. the daughter is pinching her shitcovered nipples & screaming in ecstasy as the son finishes all over the dog & the mom & the dog replies by shitting all over the moms hairy vag. everyone stands up, claps there hands & says TADA!

my friend was like wtf? but all he cld think of 2 say was "wat do u guys call urselves?" & they say "the aristocrats!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522466)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:43 PM
Author: Erotic Ceo Fanboi

nice

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Date: April 24th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: charcoal arousing cuckold



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Date: April 28th, 2012 1:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle filthy half-breed

not really funny considering he didn't ask you about the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20564501)



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Date: April 28th, 2012 1:09 AM
Author: Supple Market

he edited

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: abusive location



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Frisky rehab

lol

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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:16 PM
Author: Supple Market



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:19 PM
Author: Supple Market



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Pearly razzle philosopher-king pit



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:25 PM
Author: Supple Market

nobodys ever gonna see that post will they

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522588)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:35 PM
Author: Supple Market



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:42 PM
Author: Supple Market

fuck my life what a waste of time

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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:54 PM
Author: spectacular amber main people locale

solid work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522855)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:45 PM
Author: Narrow-minded confused rigpig trailer park

Like, what do you want to hear? You'll become a talent agent with NO contacts, NO ability to get chicks gigs yet you'll have hot 17 year olds falling at your feet until you are in your early 40's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522772)



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Date: April 22nd, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: spectacular amber main people locale

better than i expected, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20522840)



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Date: April 24th, 2012 6:52 PM
Author: Supple Market



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Date: April 24th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Motley stubborn brunch tattoo

Here is my rudimentary understanding, pls somebody else chime in if I am wrong.

Send cover letter and resume to one of the Big 4 (CAA, WME, ICM, UTA). Regardless of your background (JD, MBA, work experience) you will start in the mailroom. After some time in the mailroom, you get assigned to an agent's desk, or rotate among many agents' desks. You work a lot. You read scripts, you handle phones, etc. Ultimately you rise up to become an agent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20538739)



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Date: April 24th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: Contagious Outnumbered Goyim

at which point you are held accountable for brining in new business and are subsequently fired for not being able to do so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1930444&forum_id=2#20539005)



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Date: April 28th, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: Supple Market



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: sienna electric furnace

Millennial on assignment to mailroom: I'm not very good with computers.

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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Supple Market



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Date: December 21st, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Appetizing crotch university

1- suck my friends cock

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Supple Market



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