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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:46 PM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
Not sure if I should report it to the cops or my office. Just got home.
So there's this guy I work with in midlaw at a non-NYC location. The office is pretty chill so we crack a lot of jokes. Especially the guy i'm referring to, whose name is Hansel.
Anyways, long story short, the other associates all make fun of this kid too but i think i probably do it a lot more or perhaps he just gets pissed at me more.
Basically I love the movie Zoolander so everytime i see this kid i go "omg its hansel he's so hot right now". I didn't even think of this as an insult but he has told me on numerous locations to knock it off.
Sometimes we play pranks on this kid and once I threw cake in his face while drunk (off-work site at some party, don't ask).
So today we all go to a bar and this kid decides to show up (he comes half the time) so we all start ragging on him. He's obviously not in a good mood today but I didn't think he'd be that pissed. I call him hansel again and say my line and then because i'm buzzed i keep making fun of him and using zoolander references like "hey how's your modeling career" and "the files are IN the computer".
all of a sudden this kid puts down his beer and just hits me in the face. It wasn't that bad and he was instantly pulled away and kicked out of the bar by the bouncers.
I just chilled there afterwards with 3 other associates who saw the whole thing and will obviously tell the entire office. I'm just wondering if I should press charges or tell the office first what happened.
The kid will probably get fired anyways though.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632403) |

Date: May 6th, 2012 11:49 PM Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,..,.,..,..,.,.,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632426) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:54 PM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
i didn't curse at him or anything. not exactly self defend if someone uses your NAME in the actual sentence. like "hey hansel how's the modeling going."
his name actually is hansel its not like i'm saying "hanfaggot"or making fun of it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632483) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:08 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
i doubt ppl see it that way.
all the other associates had my back and said he way overreacted
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632613) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:11 AM Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
Not in any legal sense of the term. The other guy is still guilty of assault.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632648) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:54 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
since he's getting fired i guess i won't be able to anymore, no.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633680) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:06 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
nah the associates there pretty much agree that the kid overreacted and is way out of line.
remember im not the only one makin fun of him
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633776) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:16 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
nah they need to be against him in order to validate their own jokes at his expense.
one of my good friends there (associate who was there) was the one who offered i call the cops
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633845) |

Date: May 6th, 2012 11:52 PM Author: .,.,,...,.,.,..:,,:,...,::;.....,:,.,.:...:.,,.::.
sounds like you had it coming
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632456) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:56 PM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
did my story piss u off? hit a nerve?
get bullied at work everyday?
yea thought so
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632491) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:01 AM Author: .,.,,...,.,.,..:,,:,...,::;.....,:,.,.:...:.,,.::.
did you just describe yourself as a workplace bully?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632534) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:08 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
i'm asking if he got bullied at work
you got a sub-160 on ur lsat didn't u
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632621) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:12 AM Author: .,.,,...,.,.,..:,,:,...,::;.....,:,.,.:...:.,,.::.
yes, of all the question you might've asked, that one seemed relevant even though you don't see yourself as a bully at all. mmhmm
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632664) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:57 PM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
i prob wont call the cops but obviously entire office will know since other associates were at the bar.
i wouldn't be surprised if partners pull us both into the office on monday and ask what happened so i should probably bring it up first
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632511) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:09 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
if the guy apologizes to me and/or bribes me i will probably let it go
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632627) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:31 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
u mad turdskin/asian/faggot?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633442) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:54 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
so u go around punching everyone that says something unpleasant to u?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633686) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:23 AM Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.
this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632795) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:09 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
dont wry about it if ur trying to out me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632630)
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:10 AM Author: .,.,,...,.,.,..:,,:,...,::;.....,:,.,.:...:.,,.::.
one can hope
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632639) |

Date: May 7th, 2012 12:13 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
you sound like a real piece of shit and faggot.
also, your "super-cool" zoolander jokes havent been funny in 10 years.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632673) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:47 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
all the other associates crack up at it. if u were there u'd probably think differently.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633024) |

Date: May 7th, 2012 12:17 AM Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.
serious q: what kind of place did you grow up where this would not have been considered okay and you would not be mercilessly mocked if you called the cops?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632730) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:48 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
the office is chill but there are stories like once an associate flipped out and only yelled/threatened another associate and he got fired.
punching/physical alteration is almost definitely a termination
given that the bouncers were about to call the cops, i don't think i'm way out of line
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633034) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:32 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
i'm guessing you don't work at a law firm?
not to mention its not just me, like i said all the associates and even partners at the office rag on this kid
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633448) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:37 AM Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.
i'm talking about your background. i grew up middle class and if anyone was giving you shit you were expected to fight them. if it happened nobody would call the cops or tell the teachers.
the bouncers are not going to let stuff jump off in the middle of the bar or anywhere that causes problems for the customers/staff. if he'd punched you outside away from the bar they wouldn't have cared.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633974)
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:20 AM Author: ,..,.;.,.,;.,;..,,;.,.;..;,.,;,.;.;.;,,;,;.,,;
Why are you making fun of him? What's wrong with him?
Also this is pathetic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633327) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:33 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
he's aspie and ugly and takes things literally. classic office clown. he's like dwight schrute except a lot less entertaining.
i didn't even start shit, basically the entire office already makes fun of him so i just join in.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633460) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:07 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
then i wont be considered cool/funny by the office.
office politics bro, gotta destroy the weak and make partner.
better to join in and destroy 1 innocent guy to enhance my career opps
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633782) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:16 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
why, 'cause i'm honest?
everyone that has a job knows. u go with the flow and poke fun at the same office weakling as everyone else to be well-liked.
i'm not gonna be the one faggot that says "hey partner x, let's lay off him" and be the new office clown.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633841) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:37 AM Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.
this actually isn't too far off the mark from what i've seen of a certain type of law student
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633979) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 11:56 AM Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
Seriously.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20635196) |

Date: May 7th, 2012 4:48 AM Author: .,.,...,..,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
poor guy. why does everyone pick on him.
you remember what happened in colombine?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20634404) |

Date: May 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (SPQR)
flame.
if not flame, lol at you and your life.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20634474) |

Date: May 7th, 2012 8:19 AM Author: Shufflepuck Cafe
lol "rag on this kid"
lol zoolander references
lol at your life
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20634499) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 8:39 AM Author: .,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20634535) |

Date: May 7th, 2012 8:37 AM Author: .,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,
how's ballard spahr baltimore ape?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20634532) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: .,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20634984) |

Date: May 7th, 2012 11:56 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:,.,.:.,:..:.::,.
You should both get fired
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20635194) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 11:56 AM Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20635199) |
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