Date: May 12th, 2012 10:59 AM
Author: UPenn is a Great State School
I wake up every morning and look in the mirror. I smile at the fact that I'm a 6'3" white guy, with straight, white teeth, a slim yet muscular body and a great looking, above average cock.
I put on my Brooks Brothers slim fit button down shirt with a fresh pressed pair of pants. My Italian leather shoes fit just right and look like a million bucks.
My white girlfriend tells me how cute I am and beams as she gives me a morning kiss as I walk out the door.
On the way to work, Asian and Latino girls smile at me. They think "Wow! A white man in a suit, he must be a doctor or a lawyer. He looks so successful and handsome."
I walk into the office and my boss greets me with the secret white man hand shake. We slip into his office and laugh as we have our morning coffee and plan lunch at The Dutch.
Lunch comes and the waiter greets us, we get seated front and center, so other guests see the good looking white men that patronize the establishment. We eat and chat about money and girls. An hour or two later we stroll back to our SoHo loft office.
After work I meet friends for drinks. We laugh, we drink. Life is good and money is no object. Drinks are given to us. My tab that should be over $100 is comped by the owner. "Come see us more often" she says...
People love me, things are given to me and life is good.
Damn it feels good to be a white guy...