Met a nice (but stupid) girl at a bar tonight. Went home alone.
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Poast new message in this thread
 
Date: May 13th, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: ...,.,.,.....,,,,,,.....,.,,,..
she sounds pretty smart to me
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,;,...,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.
did you get her number man
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680512) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,;,...,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.
well thats not so bad
why do you think she is dumb? everyone drunk at a bar is an idiot
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680516) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:34 AM
Author: ............,...............,.....,.;;;;;;....
Me: Let me guess. You must be a Taurus.
Her: Oh my God, how did you know? Is it cause I'm stubborn?
Me: You're wearing a birthday hat.
Her: Oh my God.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680529) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:35 AM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,
180
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:35 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,;,...,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.
lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680540) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: ...,.,.,.....,,,,,,.....,.,,,..
lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680542) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,;,...,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680671) |
Date: May 13th, 2012 12:34 AM
Author: ....;.;;;::;,,..;,.;.,,;.;..,;.;.;;;
what do you mean by met? describe your conversation: how long, what about, if it stopped, why was it resumed (by whom), when/how did you get her number
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680532) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:44 AM
Author: ............,...............,.....,.;;;;;;....
She was celebrating her birthday with her friends. I was nursing my $2 beer nearby and asked her if she was a Taurus. She was surprised I knew this. No hint of snark here--she seemed like a really nice girl. I teased her a little bit about her birthday hat and went to talk to some other people.
She came by later, singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time" (tbf, drunk). I asked her when was the last time she sang to someone else. We ended up having a pretty cool conversation, but I had to use the bathroom, so I asked her to watch my bag. Came back, thanked her, got her number.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680600) |
Date: May 13th, 2012 12:45 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,;,...,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.
DESCRIBE her cans and panties (speculate if necessary)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680603) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:49 AM
Author: ......,,,..,..........,,,,,,,......,,,,,,
wtf is this stupid meme?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680626) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:50 AM
Author: ...,.,.,.....,,,,,,.....,.,,,..
watch your tongue
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680633) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:50 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,;,...,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.
fuck you faggot, just tell us waht she looked like
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680634) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:00 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,;,...,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.
well maybe its best you didnt take her home with you. go on a few dates and you might actually like each other
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680691) |
Date: May 13th, 2012 12:46 AM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,..,:,,:,..,,:::,;..,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,
"i met a hot girl i didn't get to fuck. but she's not up to my intellect and therefore i didn't want to fuck her anyway "
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680612) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,..,:,,:,..,,:::,;..,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,
ok i added the part about her being hot
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680645) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:54 AM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,..,:,,:,..,,:::,;..,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,
you're goddamn right!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680658) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:06 AM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,..,:,,:,..,,:::,;..,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,
wtf stop negging me bro
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680718) |
Date: May 13th, 2012 1:24 AM
Author: tree man
How to Spot a Taurus Woman*
- She has sweeping drag queen/chola eyebrows.
- She has a vacant, bovine stare.
- Her nipples are cross eyed.
- Her boobs are like heavy sacks of wheat.
- She rubs udder cream on her fun bags every night so she doesn’t chafe.
- She is what gay men think of as the epitome of feminine beauty.
Examples: Uma Thurman, Audrina Patridge, Bea Arthur, Kirsten Dunst, Kimmora Lee, Cher, Barbara Streisand, Tori Spelling.
*I don't endorse the homo/trans-phobia of this list, but astrology is really irrational and deserves to be mocked.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947414&forum_id=2#20680832) |
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