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RATE THIS ALPHA MARATHI HARVARD LAW 2012 GRAD (EXPECTED)

EDUCATION Harvard Law School, Cambridge, MA J.D....
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
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slim_shady_man  05/13/12
THE Ohio State University? killself
Suit & Tie  05/13/12
summa cum laude, bro.
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
So he walked all over a bunch of mouth-breathers. Only HL...
CapTTTainFalcon  05/13/12
What makes you think Yale and Stanford wouldn't?
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
i thought you weren't allowed to put future jobs on your res...
..,.,;;,;,;..;,;;...  05/13/12
Kethledge is a legit brosef. Rising star who clerked for Ken...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/13/12
Why does it say Ann Arbor? I thought they sit in Cincinnati?...
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
no honors? go back to collecting trash mr. chowdhury
buttpenis  05/13/12
Damn bro, r u really this ignorant of the ways of COA??
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/13/12
he'll get that shit rescinded when they find out he's a tras...
buttpenis  05/13/12
I looked it up. They only occasionally meet in Cincinnati fo...
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
u don't get it. Judges sit in whatever the fuck city dey be ...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/13/12
nice bro. Is that how your going to be doing it in the 8th c...
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
I turned down my 8th cir offer. But yeah, if I had taken it ...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/13/12
Would you personally put the Sixth Circuit fourth in terms o...
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
Lol, no. 4th, 3d, 1st traditionally have more cachet. And 5t...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/13/12
and yet, despite having accomplished the thing you wasted th...
buttpenis  05/13/12
Why so harsh, brother?
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
bro, i will only say this once because it borders on irl, wh...
buttpenis  05/13/12
How should I live in real life? I do. I just trying to becom...
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
i don't think you do man. otherwise you wouldn't idolize suc...
buttpenis  05/13/12
Your right, bro. Bullshit aside, I just feel like that crede...
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
But I'm not a virgin, and I spent very little effort trying ...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/13/12
Are your parents proud of u that you got that clerkship, or ...
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
Mom's very proud, dad's a dick
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/13/12
Why is your dad a dick? Divorced? Dead beat? Also, looking b...
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
You have no interest in the nature of my dad's dickishness. ...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/13/12
No seriously I am. I like learning from other people's exper...
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
man, see this is what i'm talking about. i am saddened that ...
buttpenis  05/13/12
I know bro, but my point of pursuing a COA was to use it as ...
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
let me start by saying that i definitely toil away to accomp...
buttpenis  05/13/12
Your second paragraph was hard to follow. Can you re-articul...
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
No, it has brought me fullfillment. It just could've been be...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/13/12
didnt you retire, douche?
..,..,....,..,,,........,.,..,,...,,.....,  05/13/12
unretired
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/13/12
Science fiction and romance novels and magazines
bloodacre  05/13/12
Romance novels lulz
The Dark Knight  05/13/12
LOL at "Eastern Canada"
Titus Pullo  05/13/12
Romance novels? Ghey?
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,  05/13/12
why does he list so much shit that hasn't happened yet
....;.;;;::;,,..;,.;.,,;.;..,;.;.;;;  05/13/12
like what? He is pretty well accomplished
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
Listing the clerkship is fine. The associate position less ...
;;.;.;,;,;,;;...  05/13/12
i think ur copy/paste missed something
fatpieceofshit  05/13/12
what font is this? Garamond?
gagalawhut  05/13/12
No. Arial.
slim_shady_man  05/13/12
no way a marathi is going with a font that phonetically clos...
gagalawhut  05/13/12


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Date: May 13th, 2012 9:05 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

EDUCATION

Harvard Law School, Cambridge, MA

J.D. expected May 2012

• Harvard Journal of Law & Public Policy, Assistant Articles Editor & Executive Editor

• Supreme Court and Appellate Practice Clinic

• Research Assistant for Professor William J. Stuntz

o Conducted research for Professor Stuntz’s book The Collapse of American Criminal Justice.

The Ohio State University, Columbus, OH

B.A. in Economics and Political Science with Honors & Research Distinction, June 2009

• summa cum laude

• Edwin Smart Prize for Undergraduate Achievement in Economics

• Francis R. Aumann Award for Distinguished Senior Achievement in Political Science

• Thesis: Explaining Judicial Behavior on the Federal Sentencing Guidelines

o An empirical analysis of the behavior of courts of appeals judges on issues relating to the Federal Sentencing Guidelines.

• Study Abroad: St. Anne’s College, Oxford University

EXPERIENCE

The Honorable Raymond M. Kethledge, Ann Arbor, MI

Law Clerk, United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit, 2013-2014.

Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher LLP, Washington, D.C.

Associate, 2012–2013; Summer Associate, 2011.

Wrote brief challenging EPA regulations. Drafted portion of sentencing memorandum in

honest-services fraud case. Wrote article on SEC hedge fund enforcement actions.

Wrote labor law memorandum for NFL lockout litigation. Wrote memorandum on State

Department policy concerning enforcement of foreign judgments in transnational litigation.

Antitrust Section, Ohio Attorney General, Columbus, OH

Legal Intern, Summer 2010.

Second-chaired deposition of key witness in complex litigation concerning bid-rigging

in the insurance industry. Wrote reply to motion for partial summary judgment in same

case. Directed investigation into alleged anti-competitive conduct in state purchases.

PUBLICATIONS

Recent Development, A Retreat From Decision by Rule in Ashcroft v. Iqbal,

129 S.Ct. 1937, 33 HARV. J.L. & PUB. POL’Y 1191 (2010).

PERSONAL

Brewer of fine craft ales.

Participated in Boston Marathon (2010)

Science fiction and romance novels and magazines

Travel: France, Italy, Belgium, Sweden and Eastern Canada



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20681927)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: slim_shady_man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20681981)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Suit & Tie

THE Ohio State University?

killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20681982)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:23 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

summa cum laude, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20681986)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

So he walked all over a bunch of mouth-breathers.

Only HLS would accept trash like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20683356)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

What makes you think Yale and Stanford wouldn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20683368)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:25 AM
Author: ..,.,;;,;,;..;,;;...

i thought you weren't allowed to put future jobs on your resume or future time periods for jobs on your resume? this guy has no idea whether he'll have his gibson dunn job until 2013.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20681989)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:29 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Kethledge is a legit brosef. Rising star who clerked for Kennedy. In the now unlikely event that Sutton moves upstairs - impossible, I think, but others disagree - keth becomes the leader of the right wing of dat prestigious 6th circuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20681995)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:31 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

Why does it say Ann Arbor? I thought they sit in Cincinnati? Any idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682000)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:49 AM
Author: buttpenis

no honors? go back to collecting trash mr. chowdhury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682037)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:49 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Damn bro, r u really this ignorant of the ways of COA??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682038)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: buttpenis

he'll get that shit rescinded when they find out he's a trash collector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682041)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

I looked it up. They only occasionally meet in Cincinnati for oral cock sucking (I mean, argument). Sometimes they meet in the local cities in the Sixth Circuit--Detroit and Ann Arbor in MI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682042)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

u don't get it. Judges sit in whatever the fuck city dey be feelin like. Then they travel to hear argument in dat circuit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682049)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:01 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

nice bro. Is that how your going to be doing it in the 8th circuit, breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682075)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:06 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

I turned down my 8th cir offer. But yeah, if I had taken it I would done have been trapped in the hinterlands wif dem fine dime Scandinavian women almost all year round, save a few weeks a year in dat St Louie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682108)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:10 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

Would you personally put the Sixth Circuit fourth in terms of prestige (DC, 9th, Second, 7th, 6th??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682128)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:20 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Lol, no. 4th, 3d, 1st traditionally have more cachet. And 5th has a lot of strong judges - Jones, Higginbotham, Garza, King

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682181)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:11 AM
Author: buttpenis

and yet, despite having accomplished the thing you wasted the greater part of your twenties to accomplish, exactly like the rest of your life, you would have remained a virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682135)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:12 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

Why so harsh, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682140)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: buttpenis

bro, i will only say this once because it borders on irl, which i don't like mixing in here. you poast 24/7 about some faggotry that nobody gives a shit about. you've got to live brother, LIVE IRL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682155)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

How should I live in real life? I do. I just trying to become a COA clerk and get some prestige. People do genuinely care about these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682165)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:20 AM
Author: buttpenis

i don't think you do man. otherwise you wouldn't idolize such a meaningless distinction. the vast vast majority of lawyers are terrible people with toxic personalities, and that includes coa judges and their clerks. these are faggots who've done nothing but be faggots their whole lives.

do something fun today like play basketball, fish or just drive around and shoot the shit with your friends. don't think about coa today. i'm begging you bro. you've got to live irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682180)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

Your right, bro. Bullshit aside, I just feel like that credential would propel my career in ways that I can't otherwise.

What are some things you do to make you happy/motivate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682195)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

But I'm not a virgin, and I spent very little effort trying to get the clerkship. Though I did spend 3 years in school, obvi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682192)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:24 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

Are your parents proud of u that you got that clerkship, or are they indifferent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682204)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:25 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Mom's very proud, dad's a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682215)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:26 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

Why is your dad a dick? Divorced? Dead beat? Also, looking back since your final day senior year at high school, can you genuinely say your happy with what you've accomplished in life thus far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682219)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:30 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

You have no interest in the nature of my dad's dickishness. I could be a lot happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682242)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:35 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

No seriously I am. I like learning from other people's experiences and perspectives on life. If your not willing to share, it's cool though. I respect that.

I'm reading this article http://www.harvardlawreview.org/media/pdf/vol125_weisberg.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682273)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:37 AM
Author: buttpenis

man, see this is what i'm talking about. i am saddened that my coa bro wasted the best part of his youth to accomplish something that has brought him not fulfillment at all. he's just trying to live up to an ideal perpetuated by walking devils--the legal establishment.

slim, the fact that you mentioned your career when someone is actually pleading with you to just be a real person for once is troubling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682283)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

I know bro, but my point of pursuing a COA was to use it as a means to an end (i.e., getting a lucrative career that can pave the ways for me to become happy).

Can you share what makes you happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682298)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: buttpenis

let me start by saying that i definitely toil away to accomplish pointless goals that are really nothing more than a waste of my life. if I succeed? i'm just one of the bad guys. good for me. occasionally i have existential fits like this one and realize that something's wrong.

living a full life makes me happy. just getting outside, doing cool stuff. charity work is nice when i can do it. i've never taken the time to figure out what i would do on a day to day basis if I didn't lawyer, so I'm not sure what besides enjoying myself what would make me happy. my life is lacking because of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682322)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

Your second paragraph was hard to follow. Can you re-articulate what you tried to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682347)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:44 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

No, it has brought me fullfillment. It just could've been better and on a faster timetable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682310)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: ..,..,....,..,,,........,.,..,,...,,.....,

didnt you retire, douche?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682356)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

unretired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682690)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: bloodacre

Science fiction and romance novels and magazines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682048)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: The Dark Knight (Mr. Kate Upton)

Romance novels lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682234)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: Titus Pullo

LOL at "Eastern Canada"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682200)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,

Romance novels? Ghey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682325)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: ....;.;;;::;,,..;,.;.,,;.;..,;.;.;;;

why does he list so much shit that hasn't happened yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682353)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

like what? He is pretty well accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682360)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:16 PM
Author: ;;.;.;,;,;,;;...

Listing the clerkship is fine. The associate position less so. He should have the summer experience with an "Offer Extended" byline if he really wants to emphasize the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682431)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: fatpieceofshit
Subject: i think ur copy/paste missed something

• penis length: approximately ten inches



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682445)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: gagalawhut

what font is this? Garamond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682708)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:14 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

No. Arial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20682717)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 6:30 PM
Author: gagalawhut

no way a marathi is going with a font that phonetically close to ARYAN, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947567&forum_id=2#20684514)