Eulogist at a Christian funeral. Recommended Scripture?
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Date: May 13th, 2012 6:23 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,.,.,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.::,
pretty sure the eulogy is not a reading from scripture. unless this is like the funeral of an old testament prophet.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947843&forum_id=2#20684458) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 6:25 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,.,.,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.::,
if this is a religious funeral, there will be a pastor or some shit, and he will quote the bible a bunch
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947843&forum_id=2#20684474) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,.,.,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.::,
and it would be kind of lame for a non-christian to quote scripture. maybe quote your own faith's scripture, or quote a novel you like.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947843&forum_id=2#20684479) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 6:30 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,.,.,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.::,
Look, this is a stupid idea. You'll probably end up quoting something out of context and embarrassing yourself.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947843&forum_id=2#20684517) |
Date: May 13th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
_____ was like a brother to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.
If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947843&forum_id=2#20684501) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 9:23 PM
Author: .,.,...,;..,.,.,:,,:,.;..,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:::,.
Ecclesiastes is deep stuff.
American 20th-century novelist Thomas Wolfe wrote: "[O]f all I have ever seen or learned, that book seems to me the noblest, the wisest, and the most powerful expression of man’s life upon this earth — and also the highest flower of poetry, eloquence, and truth. I am not given to dogmatic judgments in the matter of literary creation, but if I had to make one I could say that Ecclesiastes is the greatest single piece of writing I have ever known, and the wisdom expressed in it the most lasting and profound."[1]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947843&forum_id=2#20685852) |
Date: May 13th, 2012 6:40 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,.,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
Ezekiel 25:17
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947843&forum_id=2#20684578) |
Date: May 13th, 2012 6:53 PM
Author: Nick Saban Glaring at you in a Sizzler (bt@clownpenis.fart)
Leviticus 11:10-12 - "But whatever is in the seas and in the rivers that does not have fins and scales among all the teeming life of the water, and among all the living creatures that are in the water, they are detestable things to you, and they shall be abhorrent to you; you may not eat of their flesh, and their carcasses you shall detest. Whatever in the water does not have fins and scales is abhorrent to you."
Then just calmly sit down as if nothing was out of order.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947843&forum_id=2#20684678) |
Date: May 13th, 2012 6:56 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)
Greetings,
I Corinthians 15:54
When the perishable puts on the imperishable, and the mortal puts on immortality, then shall come to pass the saying that is written: "Death is swallowed up in victory."
or juts "death is swallowed up in victory"
the gist is that even though we're dead, we get salvation through jesus, and this is a victory over death
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947843&forum_id=2#20684719) |
Date: May 13th, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
Just do book of whokebe bro
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947843&forum_id=2#20685805) |
Date: May 13th, 2012 9:27 PM
Author: .,.,...,;..,.,.,:,,:,.;..,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:::,.
Make sure this is playing in the background during the eulogy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYVTr1u3EYc
Generations come and generations go,
but the earth remains forever.
5 The sun rises and the sun sets,
and hurries back to where it rises.
6 The wind blows to the south
and turns to the north;
round and round it goes,
ever returning on its course.
7 All streams flow into the sea,
yet the sea is never full.
To the place the streams come from,
there they return again.
8 All things are wearisome,
more than one can say.
The eye never has enough of seeing,
nor the ear its fill of hearing.
9 What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.
10 Is there anything of which one can say,
“Look! This is something new”?
It was here already, long ago;
it was here before our time.
11 No one remembers the former generations,
and even those yet to come
will not be remembered
by those who follow them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947843&forum_id=2#20685886) |
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