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How do male NYC Biglawyers fare on the DATING SCENE?

Generally speaking, all flaming aside
,..,.,.,,,,...,  05/16/12
not too well.
..,.....,,,,,...,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,.,  05/16/12
Literally get mocked by bankers and hedge fund/PE bros when ...
United Against a Nuclear Latham  05/16/12
this is so true. If you were a chick would you want the guy...
Gregor  05/16/12
What are you in 2005-07? The population of single males who ...
Earl of Sandwich  05/16/12
God this board is full of social retards. The reason why...
........;;;;..;.;.;.;;.;.;  05/18/12
You're a moron. I can think of plenty of professions full of...
Earl of Sandwich  05/18/12
Lol. Yeah! Biglawyers are less of social retards than...
........;;;;..;.;.;.;;.;.;  05/18/12
Everything is relative shithead. Of course there are biglaw ...
Earl of Sandwich  05/18/12
Retarded flame. Most lawyers have banker and pe/hf friends t...
KyleButler  05/16/12
the average NYC club skank from Jersey/outer boroughs is no ...
Gregor  05/16/12
Why is it no prize? Some of them are quite hot and young. ...
KyleButler  05/16/12
If they have wealthy parents they live in MFH, maybe with ro...
Gregor  05/16/12
A quick glance at the NY Times wedding announcements proves ...
KyleButler  05/16/12
Please post example bro Edit: LOL go look at last weeks b...
Gregor  05/16/12
So now one week allows you to draw a conclusion? A likely in...
KyleButler  05/16/12
Strong DPW trolling in that article breh
,..,.,.,,,,...,  05/16/12
I would tend to agree, but it's irrelevant to my retort to t...
KyleButler  05/16/12
Lawyers marry other lawyers and that's it. Like I said, go ...
Gregor  05/16/12
You have zero evidence to support that. You point to weeks ...
KyleButler  05/16/12
Your evidence doesn't say anything about who they are marryi...
Gregor  05/16/12
I never made an argument about the occupations of people the...
KyleButler  05/17/12
Biglaw guys who move here with GFs from back home, college, ...
Gregor  05/16/12
yup. shitlawyers tend to have hotter wives in nyc.
..,.....,,,,,...,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,.,  05/16/12
Vault rank? V10 associates do fine, V50 associates don't
,.,.,..,...,....,.,.,..,.,...,.,.,,..,,.,.,,.,..  05/16/12
no better or worse than anyone else in the white collar worl...
.,.,,.,.....,.,..,.,.,  05/16/12
? All the most desirable chicks I know in MFH hooked up wit...
Gregor  05/16/12
all flaming aside, people with non-lawyer jobs tend to be mo...
.,.,,.,.....,.,..,.,.,  05/16/12
yeah, most business types style on lawyers persoanlity wise ...
AZNgirl performing oral sex on Washington Monument  05/16/12
and all bankers are cool, interesting, alpha bros?
........';...;;..;'....  05/17/12
Very well, I'd expect. NYC has the largest ratio or single w...
gooddoood  05/16/12
This is correct. Doctors and lawyers are still at the top of...
Earl of Sandwich  05/16/12
Doctors, yes, because people think they do society good. ...
Nathan Drake  05/17/12
Everybody "hates" lawyers until they need one, and...
Earl of Sandwich  05/18/12
CR. Hate on a broad level /= hate on an individual level. Th...
KyleButler  05/18/12
They make good fare for the alpha-bro IB sharks who swallow ...
CapTTTainFalcon  05/16/12
Arn't NYC chicks more likely to be into shrew-ish behavior? ...
Circuit City Special  05/16/12
i'm totally unable to get even a single date
.,.,,...,.,.,..:,,:,...,::;.....,:,.,.:...:.,,.::.  05/16/12
Asian?
KyleButler  05/16/12
nope. that's how rough it is for nyc biglawyers, tho
.,.,,...,.,.,..:,,:,...,::;.....,:,.,.:...:.,,.::.  05/16/12
Can't relate bro. Sorry about your situation. Perhaps you sh...
KyleButler  05/16/12
don't make enough scratch
.,.,,...,.,.,..:,,:,...,::;.....,:,.,.:...:.,,.::.  05/16/12
Obv. flame. In biglaw yet not enough money for a pro every o...
KyleButler  05/16/12
Seriously. You could get a 5lb tub of ON whey for like 50 bu...
,..,.,.,,,,...,  05/16/12
not so. celibacy followed by suicide is the normal nyc bigl...
.,.,,...,.,.,..:,,:,...,::;.....,:,.,.:...:.,,.::.  05/16/12
You might have it confused with dentistry, which has the hig...
KyleButler  05/16/12
So just we're clear guys, Simpson is the absolute cutoff for...
,;.;,.;.,;.,;.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.,;.,;.,;.,.;.,;.;,  05/16/12
How mad are Debevoise/PW attorneys right nao?
,..,.,.,,,,...,  05/16/12
if only they got that A in contracts..
,;.;,.;.,;.,;.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.,;.,;.,;.,.;.,;.;,  05/16/12
NYC is the WORST large city in the USA to be a BIGLAWer simp...
AZNgirl performing oral sex on Washington Monument  05/16/12
Biglaw means shit in LA.
The Gapper  05/17/12
i think it's probably more the lawyer's awful personality. ...
.........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................  05/16/12
if u were a chcik in NYC and u wanted money u wouldnt care a...
AZNgirl performing oral sex on Washington Monument  05/16/12
Women don't give a shit about lawyers, what firm you work fo...
cactp  05/17/12
jfc, usually I avoid these threads but this is getting absur...
Crossfit bro stylin on partner in moment of hubris  05/17/12
very well if they're tall, not pudgy, good looking, personab...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,.,;,.,.:..:.,:.::,.  05/17/12
they do about as well as this guy. http://gawker.com/5910...
;.......;.....;....;......;....;.........;  05/17/12
lold at the URL breh
Fresh White Reeboks Kickin Your Ass  05/18/12
They'll do fine, as long as they played high school football...
JSTOR  05/17/12
What if they didn't score 4 touchdowns in a game?
Earl of Sandwich  05/18/12


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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:23 PM
Author: ,..,.,.,,,,...,

Generally speaking, all flaming aside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705538)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:24 PM
Author: ..,.....,,,,,...,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,.,

not too well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705549)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:25 PM
Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham

Literally get mocked by bankers and hedge fund/PE bros when trying to spit game at the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705560)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:34 PM
Author: Gregor

this is so true. If you were a chick would you want the guy who makes X or the guy who makes 2X? Easy choice in the most expensive area of the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705631)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Earl of Sandwich

What are you in 2005-07? The population of single males who aren't old making 2X big lawyers is pretty small, even in MFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706002)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 9:51 AM
Author: ........;;;;..;.;.;.;;.;.;

God this board is full of social retards.

The reason why biglawyers don't do well in NYC dating scene is NOT because of the few hedge fund bros that made $300+ in their late 20's.

Biglawyers do not fare well because they are social retards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20717001)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 10:14 AM
Author: Earl of Sandwich

You're a moron. I can think of plenty of professions full of more social retards than biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20717046)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 11:04 AM
Author: ........;;;;..;.;.;.;;.;.;

Lol.

Yeah!

Biglawyers are less of social retards than computer geeks. Therefore, biglawyers are NOT social retards.

Nice argument fag!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20717230)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: Earl of Sandwich

Everything is relative shithead. Of course there are biglaw social retards, but per capita less so than dentists/doctors for example (who are usually nerdy jews or indians), IT guys, and accountants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20717279)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: KyleButler

Retarded flame. Most lawyers have banker and pe/hf friends they go clubbing with. The average NYC club skank from Jersey/Outer boroughs/LI won't even know what a hedge fund is, all they will see is a Manhattan guy getting bottle service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705669)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Gregor

the average NYC club skank from Jersey/outer boroughs is no prize bro. Want a cute PR chick or recruiter who lives in MFH and knows whats up? You're SOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705695)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:47 PM
Author: KyleButler

Why is it no prize? Some of them are quite hot and young.

PR/HR chicks do not make enough to live MFH unless they are the elite of the bunch or have roommates.

If you are looking for wife material and not banging material, a well educated chick will consider more than money unless she is a gold digger, in which case she is most certainly not wife potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705723)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:57 PM
Author: Gregor

If they have wealthy parents they live in MFH, maybe with roommates.

Well educated chicks are not looking for lawyers in MFH. That's like going to Fuddruckers for the chicken sandwiches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705772)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:05 PM
Author: KyleButler

A quick glance at the NY Times wedding announcements proves you wrong breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705838)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Gregor

Please post example bro

Edit: LOL go look at last weeks biglaw weddings and get back to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705883)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:35 PM
Author: KyleButler

So now one week allows you to draw a conclusion? A likely incorrect one at that as you looked at raw numbers instead of comparing lawyers to other occupations in terms of their numbers in the general population. Elite lawyers fare far better than bankers in the Times wedding game. See following:

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2011/12/odds-getting-new-york-times-wedding-section/45440/#



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706133)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:37 PM
Author: ,..,.,.,,,,...,

Strong DPW trolling in that article breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706150)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:40 PM
Author: KyleButler

I would tend to agree, but it's irrelevant to my retort to that moron's point about how well educated people don't marry lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706194)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 8:29 PM
Author: Gregor

Lawyers marry other lawyers and that's it. Like I said, go look at last weeks NYT. Don't show me some article that says Cravath weddings are overrepresented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706617)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 8:47 PM
Author: KyleButler

You have zero evidence to support that. You point to weeks worth of weddings, whereas I've cited an entire study on the topic. You obv. make a shitty lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706724)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 8:52 PM
Author: Gregor

Your evidence doesn't say anything about who they are marrying. Just says they are represented well. And by the way is counting all of three law firms.

I point to the most recent issue of the new york times, I looked at the first two biglaw lawyer weddings I saw and that's what I got. They both married other lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706751)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 10:05 AM
Author: KyleButler

I never made an argument about the occupations of people they are marrying, you did. You also changed your argument from "well educated people in NY don't marry lawyers" to "lawyers only marry other lawyers", this is quite a contradiction, unless you want to argue lawyers are not well educated.

I simply said that they marry well educated people, and my evidence to back this up is the NY Times wedding announcements--you will generally not get printed unless both spouses are well educated/prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20710118)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:33 PM
Author: Gregor

Biglaw guys who move here with GFs from back home, college, law school have the right idea.

All the guys who come here without gf marry shrew teachers, asians, stuff like that.

Its usually pretty clear what's what when you see your biglaw bro's significant other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705625)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:34 PM
Author: ..,.....,,,,,...,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,.,

yup. shitlawyers tend to have hotter wives in nyc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705633)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:37 PM
Author: ,.,.,..,...,....,.,.,..,.,...,.,.,,..,,.,.,,.,..

Vault rank? V10 associates do fine, V50 associates don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705658)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:49 PM
Author: .,.,,.,.....,.,..,.,.,

no better or worse than anyone else in the white collar world. i think the hedge fund flame has really run its course. banking is seen as kind of a joke now (compared to what it was). pe probably still gets you points assuming girls know what it is. most girls are catching on that they aren't going to find a guy with big money and i think, assuming your personality isn't lawyerly, biglaw is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705731)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: Gregor

? All the most desirable chicks I know in MFH hooked up with finance guys. Hell one literally fell into one at some bar in soho as a joke (she told me she thought he was unattractive) and now they are getting married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705787)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:02 PM
Author: .,.,,.,.....,.,..,.,.,

all flaming aside, people with non-lawyer jobs tend to be more personable than lawyers. this isn't a fair comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705809)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 8:20 PM
Author: AZNgirl performing oral sex on Washington Monument

yeah, most business types style on lawyers persoanlity wise

it is a joke when BIGLAWers talking about having personality, compared ot real ppl they have none

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706522)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: ........';...;;..;'.... ( )

and all bankers are cool, interesting, alpha bros?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20712257)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: gooddoood

Very well, I'd expect. NYC has the largest ratio or single women to single men of any major city in the country. It's extremely easy to hook up. There is a very small subset of girls who can meaningfully distinguish between lawyers and finance types, of course girls can distinguish btw people making 160k a year and 1mm a year, but the people in finance making 500k+ are less than 2% of the male NYC population, and there are way more women then men.

That's not to say that most biglawyers won't fail horribly at dating in NYC, but it won't be because they're in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20705912)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:23 PM
Author: Earl of Sandwich

This is correct. Doctors and lawyers are still at the top of the ladder in "who you want your daugther to marry". Average people won't know anything about PE and bankers have gotten a bum rap as of late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706018)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 7:28 PM
Author: Nathan Drake

Doctors, yes, because people think they do society good.

But not lawyers. Most people despise lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20713380)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 9:25 AM
Author: Earl of Sandwich

Everybody "hates" lawyers until they need one, and they remain at the top of the list of who people want to associate with. Even in MFH, lawyers and doctors have by the far the easiest time with co-op boards and club memberships. Everyone "hates" bankers and traders too, yet most people don't seem to mind their kid bringing one home.

What people despise from a social utility perspective is not the same as what they want for themselves. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20716925)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: KyleButler

CR. Hate on a broad level /= hate on an individual level. The vast majority of American people don't like Congress, however most people like their own Congressman and most incumbants always win reelection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20717764)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:40 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

They make good fare for the alpha-bro IB sharks who swallow them whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706188)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:46 PM
Author: Circuit City Special (Flash Mob)

Arn't NYC chicks more likely to be into shrew-ish behavior? In comparison to the CGWBTs that you see in Chicago. Just got back to the hotel, and saw so many CGWBTs all around brothers.

Edit: My bros in NYC BigLaw typically date other female attorneys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706253)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: .,.,,...,.,.,..:,,:,...,::;.....,:,.,.:...:.,,.::.

i'm totally unable to get even a single date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706257)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: KyleButler

Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706269)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: .,.,,...,.,.,..:,,:,...,::;.....,:,.,.:...:.,,.::.

nope. that's how rough it is for nyc biglawyers, tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706276)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: KyleButler

Can't relate bro. Sorry about your situation. Perhaps you should try buying pros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706283)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: .,.,,...,.,.,..:,,:,...,::;.....,:,.,.:...:.,,.::.

don't make enough scratch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706308)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: KyleButler

Obv. flame. In biglaw yet not enough money for a pro every once in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706318)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: ,..,.,.,,,,...,

Seriously. You could get a 5lb tub of ON whey for like 50 bucks on amazon. Or if ur stil tight on cash but eggs and chicken breast in bulk. Regardless, poster above is right that bulking should help you out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706346)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: .,.,,...,.,.,..:,,:,...,::;.....,:,.,.:...:.,,.::.

not so. celibacy followed by suicide is the normal nyc biglaw trajectory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706349)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: KyleButler

You might have it confused with dentistry, which has the highest suicide rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706456)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:55 PM
Author: ,;.;,.;.,;.,;.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.,;.,;.,;.,.;.,;.;,

So just we're clear guys, Simpson is the absolute cutoff for chicks in mfh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706339)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: ,..,.,.,,,,...,

How mad are Debevoise/PW attorneys right nao?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706352)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 7:58 PM
Author: ,;.;,.;.,;.,;.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.,;.,;.,;.,.;.,;.;,

if only they got that A in contracts..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706373)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 8:19 PM
Author: AZNgirl performing oral sex on Washington Monument

NYC is the WORST large city in the USA to be a BIGLAWer simply because there are so many ibankers, hedge fund shitheads, finance dickheads, and elitist bros from families with money here.

When I lived in other big cities being a lawyer meant something. Here it is good, but not HUGE like it would be in LA, SF, Ctown, even DC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706515)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 5:24 PM
Author: The Gapper

Biglaw means shit in LA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20712719)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: .........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................

i think it's probably more the lawyer's awful personality. Maybe the title of being a lawyer means more in secondary cities, but because there are so many in NYC, there's no prestige attached.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706544)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 8:23 PM
Author: AZNgirl performing oral sex on Washington Monument

if u were a chcik in NYC and u wanted money u wouldnt care abt a lawyer.. just go for the alpha finance banker types or some dood with mega rich parents, like a jewdood who's parents live in the UES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20706552)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 4:12 PM
Author: cactp

Women don't give a shit about lawyers, what firm you work for, or how your firm is ranked.

If you go to a fancy club, be fancy. If you go to a pub, be pubby. If you go to lounge, be loungey.

Just meet some chicks and be natural. If you're one of those stressed out types who's too wound up in this stupid details, you will fail 10 out of 10 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20712269)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 4:35 PM
Author: Crossfit bro stylin on partner in moment of hubris

jfc, usually I avoid these threads but this is getting absurd. Protip: they don't give a FUCK. if you're sociable, confident, attractive, and well-dressed 95% of fuckable girls at Boom Boom Room, OAK, K&F, or wherever are completely apathetic to whether you're an ibanker, lawyer, mgmt consulting, etc. anyone whining "biglawyers in MFH, wah wah wah" are just extraordinarily terrible human beings who do poorly in the presence of better personalities regardless of city. these bros would get styled on by bank tellers at Applebee's. Stop blaming your lack of social success on your profession, thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20712425)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,.,;,.,.:..:.,:.::,.

very well if they're tall, not pudgy, good looking, personable, non-ethnic, and naturally funny.

so about 1% of them do very well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20712523)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 6:35 PM
Author: ;.......;.....;....;......;....;.........;

they do about as well as this guy.

http://gawker.com/5910252/passive+aggressive-break+up-text-messages-from-a-fedora+wearing-lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20713105)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 10:27 AM
Author: Fresh White Reeboks Kickin Your Ass (the penitent rascal master man)

lold at the URL breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20717075)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 6:38 PM
Author: JSTOR

They'll do fine, as long as they played high school football.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20713116)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 9:30 AM
Author: Earl of Sandwich

What if they didn't score 4 touchdowns in a game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950135&forum_id=2#20716936)