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The Nobel Prize for Literature is a fucking joke

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Razzle digit ratio
  05/18/12
why bro?
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
Way WAY too heavily influenced by political affiliations. Li...
Razzle digit ratio
  05/18/12
Quoted for truth - Sartre.
Razzle-dazzle Personal Credit Line
  05/18/12
this is true, but it has a fairly good history of recognizin...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
Don't forget B O R G E S brah
Learning disabled international law enforcement agency church building
  05/18/12
just another of the laughable oversights
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
Borges had, like, three great short story collections and th...
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
four, plus essays, plus poetry
Charcoal supple nibblets
  05/18/12
yeah, great essays, poetry isn't bad. of course, some of tho...
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
his short stories alone merit his inclusion on the shortlist...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
yeah, I mean if he had died after ficciones he would have be...
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
LOL
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
what I meant was, EVEN if he had written nothing after ficci...
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
you're leaving out a russian
Charcoal supple nibblets
  05/18/12
this was not intended to be an exhaustive list but yes Tolst...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
This. I'm not sure if many people take it seriously anymore....
silver arrogant becky market
  10/09/12
(camus)
violent fragrant heaven
  05/18/12
he wasn't much, but Henry James could have had it and look a...
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
current american writer most deserving of the nod?
violent fragrant heaven
  05/18/12
cormac bro
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
OH HELL YES
violent fragrant heaven
  05/18/12
He's good, but he's well past his prime and there isn't anyo...
Razzle digit ratio
  05/18/12
well he's like 70 so you'd expect him to be past his prime. ...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
alice munro, canada, philip roth, u.s.
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
i was hoping that no one would say roth. i mean, he's writte...
violent fragrant heaven
  05/18/12
I don't think mccarthy is even that good
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
why not, man?
violent fragrant heaven
  05/18/12
not Jewish
Charcoal supple nibblets
  05/18/12
roth has been writing the same novel over and over since por...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
half the time but then there was this American Pastoral (...
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
I hate jewish writers
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
trying to remember where I formed that opinion from. maybe t...
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
mccarthy is at his worst when he's waxing philosophical or s...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
updike's a 180 stylist 90% of the time, not just half the ti...
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
A writer is defined by his greatest works and I don't think ...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
oh i forget about that death business
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
cr
sooty spectacular ratface
  04/24/14
at his best he is amazing. at his worst he is awful. just li...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
He oughta win the Nobel because of how good his good shit is...
sadistic mustard rehab party of the first part
  05/18/12
Again, I think McCarthy at his best (Blood Meridian, Suttree...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
i disagree that cormac's best is as good as faulkner's best,...
sadistic mustard rehab party of the first part
  05/18/12
then you dont get to have an opinion on writing
house-broken brass potus
  05/18/12
lol xo would like that shit
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
is chabon jewey enough for you?
house-broken brass potus
  05/18/12
honestly most of the shit I like is by victorian anti-semite...
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
what about 20th century reactionaries like waugh and amis pe...
house-broken brass potus
  05/18/12
they're definitely cool. all part of my faux-conservative sc...
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
...
amber contagious national
  10/09/12
Sartre refused the award
Razzle-dazzle Personal Credit Line
  05/18/12
Pearl S. Buck won the Nobel, Joyce didn't. Keep this in mind...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
when I was 8 and read dat good earth, I teared up a bit at t...
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
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Razzle digit ratio
  05/18/12
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Razzle digit ratio
  05/18/12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nobel_laureates_in_Lite...
Avocado people who are hurt
  05/18/12
no pound, conrad, pynchon, lu xun, shen congwen ... yet elfr...
Charcoal supple nibblets
  05/18/12
the gross part is that the Nobel is essentially a lifetime a...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
Fuck you.
erotic menage
  05/18/12
csb
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
You don't know shit about fiction.
erotic menage
  05/18/12
when's the last time you read a Selma Lagerlöf novel, b...
Avocado people who are hurt
  05/18/12
Notice that faggot did not list Pynchon.
erotic menage
  05/18/12
when did I say the list is exhaustive? And even so Pynchon i...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
sup man I liked you're live journal of me
erotic menage
  05/18/12
I did, within the first 5 I thought to scan for
Charcoal supple nibblets
  05/18/12
you had to "scan" to see whether or not Pynchon ha...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
*Discounts entire list because my gay crush is not on there*
salmon location
  05/18/12
Well, at least Toni Morrison got the nod. And Kafka was esse...
Razzle digit ratio
  05/18/12
toni morrison is not a great writer
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
not an especially good one, even
pea-brained puppy
  05/18/12
I was just trolling. Basically no one thinks she's a great w...
Razzle digit ratio
  05/18/12
what really pissed me off was when time magazine (i think) a...
blathering cuck office
  05/18/12
lol. Obama's America man. If literature wasn't basically dea...
Razzle digit ratio
  05/18/12
bump
Razzle digit ratio
  05/18/12
Yeah, they only pick libs. They overlook all the great conse...
Swashbuckling low-t legend
  05/18/12
TBF, mark helprin did a decent job with Winter's Tale. and ...
Blue legal warrant
  05/18/12
Yeah actually good point. Bellow had conservative tendencies...
Swashbuckling low-t legend
  05/18/12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Nabokov
Sticky cruise ship
  04/24/14
Dude, you wanna know something funny about this -- the Humbo...
Swashbuckling low-t legend
  05/18/12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Nabokov
Sticky cruise ship
  04/24/14
The point is not ideological leanings of the writers themsel...
Razzle digit ratio
  05/18/12
But the prize is given to the writer, not for a particular w...
Swashbuckling low-t legend
  05/18/12
But the writers that get recognized more often than not sole...
Razzle digit ratio
  05/18/12
Evelyn Waugh
impressive adventurous useless brakes abode
  05/18/12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Nabokov
Sticky cruise ship
  04/24/14
Nabokov was more right-wing than not. Also, I will defend...
painfully honest boiling water
  04/24/14
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abnormal dopamine hospital
  10/09/12
In 30 years we'll see Stephanie Meyer on the list of laureat...
sable resort
  10/09/12
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buff orchestra pit
  12/11/12
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buff orchestra pit
  12/11/12
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Slate Pisswyrm Affirmative Action
  04/24/14
mccarthy is shit
doobsian hairraiser private investor corner
  04/24/14
cr. dude doesn't even know how to use quotation marks.
Vibrant magenta public bath pocket flask
  04/24/14
For literature?
Beady-eyed Friendly Grandma
  04/24/14


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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:00 AM
Author: Razzle digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716182)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:00 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

why bro?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716183)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:01 AM
Author: Razzle digit ratio

Way WAY too heavily influenced by political affiliations. Literature as petty propaganda is the worst kind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716194)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:03 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Personal Credit Line

Quoted for truth - Sartre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716198)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:03 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

this is true, but it has a fairly good history of recognizing the best writers. Of course there have been many egregious oversights such as Joyce, Nabokov, and Rilke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716203)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:15 AM
Author: Learning disabled international law enforcement agency church building

Don't forget B O R G E S brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716282)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:16 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

just another of the laughable oversights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716289)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

Borges had, like, three great short story collections and then he petered out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716322)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:24 AM
Author: Charcoal supple nibblets

four, plus essays, plus poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716335)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:28 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

yeah, great essays, poetry isn't bad. of course, some of those four aren't half as good as others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716354)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:29 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

his short stories alone merit his inclusion on the shortlist of great 20th century writers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716366)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:32 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

yeah, I mean if he had died after ficciones he would have been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716380)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:57 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716491)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

what I meant was, EVEN if he had written nothing after ficciones he'd be good. he was still good as is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716498)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:16 AM
Author: Charcoal supple nibblets

you're leaving out a russian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716288)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:24 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

this was not intended to be an exhaustive list but yes Tolstoy deserved the NP as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716336)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 9:54 AM
Author: silver arrogant becky market

This. I'm not sure if many people take it seriously anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#21747883)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:00 AM
Author: violent fragrant heaven

(camus)

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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

he wasn't much, but Henry James could have had it and look at who they were giving it to in the 1910s instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716196)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:03 AM
Author: violent fragrant heaven

current american writer most deserving of the nod?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716199)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:03 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

cormac bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716206)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:04 AM
Author: violent fragrant heaven

OH HELL YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716209)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:04 AM
Author: Razzle digit ratio

He's good, but he's well past his prime and there isn't anyone left to take his place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716215)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

well he's like 70 so you'd expect him to be past his prime. I don't keep up with contemporary fiction so I'm not sure who is good today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716218)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:11 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

alice munro, canada, philip roth, u.s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716244)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:12 AM
Author: violent fragrant heaven

i was hoping that no one would say roth. i mean, he's written some good stuff, but he just doesnt measure up to mccarthy. of course, he's jewish so he's got that going for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716256)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:13 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

I don't think mccarthy is even that good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716268)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:14 AM
Author: violent fragrant heaven

why not, man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716273)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:15 AM
Author: Charcoal supple nibblets

not Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716280)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:16 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

roth has been writing the same novel over and over since portnoy's complaint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716287)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:19 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

half the time but then there was this

American Pastoral (1997)

I Married a Communist (1998)

The Human Stain (2000)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716310)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:18 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

I hate jewish writers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716302)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:17 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

trying to remember where I formed that opinion from. maybe this?

The masculine counterpart to the ladies' prose poetry is a bold, Melvillean stiltedness, better known to readers of book reviews as "muscular" prose. Charles Frazier, Frederick Busch, and many other novelists write in this idiom, but the acknowledged granddaddy of them all is Cormac McCarthy. In fairness, it must be said that McCarthy's style was once very different. The Orchard Keeper (1965), his debut novel, is a masterpiece of careful and restrained writing. An excerpt from the first page:

Far down the blazing strip of concrete a small shapeless mass had emerged and was struggling toward him. It loomed steadily, weaving and grotesque like something seen through bad glass, gained briefly the form and solidity of a pickup truck, whipped past and receded into the same liquid shape by which it came.

There's not a word too many in there, and although the tone is hardly conversational, the reader is addressed as the writer's equal, in a natural cadence and vocabulary. Note also how the figurative language (like something seen through bad glass) is fresh and vivid without seeming to strain for originality.

Now read this from McCarthy's The Crossing (1994), part of the acclaimed Border Trilogy: "He ate the last of the eggs and wiped the plate with the tortilla and ate the tortilla and drank the last of the coffee and wiped his mouth and looked up and thanked her."

Thriller writers know enough to save this kind of syntax for fast-moving scenes: "... and his shout of fear came as a bloody gurgle and he died, and Wolff felt nothing" (Ken Follett, The Key to Rebecca, 1980). In McCarthy's sentence the unpunctuated flow of words bears no relation to the slow, methodical nature of what is being described. And why repeat tortilla? When Hemingway wrote "small birds blew in the wind and the wind turned their feathers" ("In Another Country," 1927), he was, as David Lodge points out in The Art of Fiction (1992), creating two sharp images in the simplest way he could. The repetition of wind, in subtly different senses, heightens the immediacy of the referent while echoing other reminders of Milan's windiness in the fall. McCarthy's second tortilla, in contrast, is there, like the syntax, to draw attention to the writer himself. For all the sentence tells us, it might as well be this: "He ate the last of the eggs. He wiped the plate with the tortilla and ate it. He drank the last of the coffee and wiped his mouth. He looked up and thanked her." Had McCarthy written that, the critics would have taken him to task for his "workmanlike" prose. But the first version is no more informative or pleasing to the ear than the second, which can at least be read aloud in a natural fashion. (McCarthy is famously averse to public readings.) All the original does is say, "I express myself differently from you, therefore I am a Writer."

The same message is conveyed by the stern biblical tone that runs through all of McCarthy's recent novels. Parallelisms and pseudo-archaic formulations abound: "They caught up and set out each day in the dark before the day yet was and they ate cold meat and biscuit and made no fire"; "and they would always be so and never be otherwise"; "the captain wrote on nor did he look up"; "there rode no soul save he," and so forth.

The reader is meant to be carried along on the stream of language. In the New York Times review of The Crossing, Robert Hass praised the effect: "It is a matter of straight-on writing, a veering accumulation of compound sentences, stinginess with commas, and a witching repetition of words ... Once this style is established, firm, faintly hypnotic, the crispness and sinuousness of the sentences ... gather to a magic." The key word here is "accumulation." Like Proulx and so many others today, McCarthy relies more on barrages of hit-and-miss verbiage than on careful use of just the right words.

While inside the vaulting of the ribs between his knees the darkly meated heart pumped of who's will and the blood pulsed and the bowels shifted in their massive blue convolutions of who's will and the stout thighbones and knee and cannon and the tendons like flaxen hawsers that drew and flexed and drew and flexed at their articulations of who's will all sheathed and muffled in the flesh and the hooves that stove wells in the morning groundmist and the head turning side to side and the great slavering keyboard of his teeth and the hot globes of his eyes where the world burned. (All the Pretty Horses, 1992)

This may get Hass's darkly meated heart pumping, but it's really just bad poetry formatted to exploit the lenient standards of modern prose. The obscurity of who's will, which has an unfortunate Dr. Seussian ring to it, is meant to bully readers into thinking that the author's mind operates on a plane higher than their own—a plane where it isn't ridiculous to eulogize the shifts in a horse's bowels.

As a fan of movie westerns, I refuse to quibble with the myth that a wild landscape can bestow epic significance on the lives of its inhabitants. But novels tolerate epic language only in moderation. To record with the same somber majesty every aspect of a cowboy's life, from a knife fight to his lunchtime burrito, is to create what can only be described as kitsch. Here we learn that out west even a hangover is something special.

[They] walked off in separate directions through the chaparral to stand spraddlelegged clutching their knees and vomiting. The browsing horses jerked their heads up. It was no sound they'd ever heard before. In the gray twilight those retchings seemed to echo like the calls of some rude provisional species loosed upon that waste. Something imperfect and malformed lodged in the heart of being. A thing smirking deep in the eyes of grace itself like a gorgon in an autumn pool. (All the Pretty Horses)

It is a rare passage that can make you look up, wherever you may be, and wonder if you are being subjected to a diabolically thorough Candid Camera prank. I can just go along with the idea that horses might mistake human retching for the call of wild animals. But "wild animals" isn't epic enough: McCarthy must blow smoke about some rude provisional species, as if your average quadruped had impeccable table manners and a pension plan. Then he switches from the horses' perspective to the narrator's, though just what something imperfect and malformed refers to is unclear. The last half sentence only deepens the confusion. Is the thing smirking deep in the eyes of grace the same thing that is lodged in the heart of being? And what is a gorgon doing in a pool? Or is it peering into it? And why an autumn pool? I doubt if McCarthy can explain any of this; he probably just likes the way it sounds.

No novelist with a sense of the ridiculous would write such nonsense. Although his characters sometimes rib one another, McCarthy is among the most humorless writers in American history. In this excerpt the subject is horses.

He said that the souls of horses mirror the souls of men more closely than men suppose and that horses also love war. Men say they only learn this but he said that no creature can learn that which his heart has no shape to hold ... Lastly he said that he had seen the souls of horses and that it was a terrible thing to see. He said that it could be seen under certain circumstances attending the death of a horse because the horse shares a common soul and its separate life only forms it out of all horses and makes it mortal ... Finally John Grady asked him if it were not true that should all horses vanish from the face of the earth the soul of the horse would not also perish for there would be nothing out of which to replenish it but the old man only said that it was pointless to speak of there being no horses in the world for God would not permit such a thing. (All the Pretty Horses)

The further we get from our cowboy past, the loonier becomes the hippophilia we attribute to it. More to the point, especially considering The New York Times's praise of All the Pretty Horses for its "realistic dialogue," is the stiltedness with which the conversation is reproduced. The cowboys are supposed to be talking to a Mexican in Spanish, which is a stretch to begin with, but from the tone in which the conversation is set down you'd think it was ancient Hebrew. And shouldn't Grady satisfy our curiosity by finding out what a horse's soul looks like, instead of pursuing a hypothetical point of equine theology? You half expect him to ask how many horses' souls can fit on the head of a pin.

All the Pretty Horses received the National Book Award in 1992. "Not until now," the judges wrote in their fatuous citation, "has the unhuman world been given its own holy canon." What a difference a pseudo-biblical style makes; this so-called canon has little more to offer than the conventional belief that horses, like dogs, serve us well enough to merit exemption from an otherwise sweeping disregard for animal life. (No one ever sees a cow's soul.) McCarthy's fiction may be less fun than the "genre" western, but its world view is much the same. So is the cast of characters: the quiet cowboys, the women who "like to see a man eat," the howling savages. (In fairness to the western: McCarthy's depiction of Native Americans in Blood Meridian [1985] is far more offensive than anything in Louis L' Amour.) The critics, however, are too much impressed by the muscles of his prose to care about the heart underneath. Even The Village Voice has called McCarthy "a master stylist, perhaps without equal in American letters." Robert Hass wrote much of his review of The Crossing in an earnest imitation of McCarthy's style:

The boys travel through this world, tipping their hats, saying "yessir" and "nosir" and "si" and "es verdad" and "claro" to all its potential malice, its half-mad philosophers, as the world washes over and around them, and the brothers themselves come to be as much arrested by the gesture of the quest as the old are by their stores of bitter wisdom and the other travelers, in the middle of life, in various stages of the arc between innocence and experience, by whatever impulses have placed them on the road.

The vagueness of that encomium must annoy McCarthy, who prides himself on the way he tackles "issues of life and death" head on. In interviews he presents himself as a man's man with no time for pansified intellectuals—a literary version, if you will, of Dave Thomas, the smugly parochial old-timer in the Wendy's commercials. It would be both unfair and a little too charitable to suggest that this is just a pose. When McCarthy says of Marcel Proust and Henry James, "I don't understand them. To me, that's not literature," I have a sinking feeling he's telling the truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716296)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:22 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

mccarthy is at his worst when he's waxing philosophical or stuffing his stories full of pretentious mumbo-jumbo. However, the guy can flat out write gorgeous sentences and has a great ear for dialogue. His descriptions of work and the natural world are legitimately the work of a genius. Thus, I'm able to overlook his many flaws because there is so much genius there.

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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:24 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

updike's a 180 stylist 90% of the time, not just half the time, maybe he should get a nobel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716337)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:27 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

A writer is defined by his greatest works and I don't think anything Updike wrote comes close to either Blood Meridian or Suttree. However, despite being dead, I would have no problem with Updike receiving the nobel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716349)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:29 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

oh i forget about that death business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716360)



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Date: April 24th, 2014 6:40 PM
Author: sooty spectacular ratface

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#25440654)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:15 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

at his best he is amazing. at his worst he is awful. just like faulkner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716278)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 6:03 AM
Author: sadistic mustard rehab party of the first part

He oughta win the Nobel because of how good his good shit is relative to other shit today, but Faulkner's good shit is revolutionary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716728)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 6:12 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

Again, I think McCarthy at his best (Blood Meridian, Suttree) is every bit as good as the best Faulkner. The difference is that faulkner wrote 4 or 5 permanent novels and a handful of stories that can stand with the world's greatest short fiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716730)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: sadistic mustard rehab party of the first part

i disagree that cormac's best is as good as faulkner's best, but i fucking love blood meridian and suttree, so i can't troll against him too hard.

is the border trilogy worth reading? the review posted above makes it sound shitty, and i've heard it is sps. i've read his other stuff (child of god, orchard keeper) and it was good not great. the road was disappointing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720471)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:16 AM
Author: house-broken brass potus

then you dont get to have an opinion on writing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716285)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:18 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

lol xo would like that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716299)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:19 AM
Author: house-broken brass potus

is chabon jewey enough for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716306)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:20 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

honestly most of the shit I like is by victorian anti-semites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716316)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: house-broken brass potus

what about 20th century reactionaries like waugh and amis peres?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716329)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

they're definitely cool. all part of my faux-conservative schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716345)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 10:48 AM
Author: amber contagious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#21748031)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Personal Credit Line

Sartre refused the award

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716197)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:43 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

Pearl S. Buck won the Nobel, Joyce didn't. Keep this in mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716420)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:44 AM
Author: pea-brained puppy

when I was 8 and read dat good earth, I teared up a bit at the end. it's like a really sps version of a mizoguchi movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716426)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 8:40 PM
Author: Razzle digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720251)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Razzle digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716475)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 6:40 AM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nobel_laureates_in_Literature

a lot of those writers are barely remembered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716736)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 6:47 AM
Author: Charcoal supple nibblets

no pound, conrad, pynchon, lu xun, shen congwen ... yet elfriede jelinek and gao xingjian. what a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716738)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 7:20 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

the gross part is that the Nobel is essentially a lifetime achievement award and even then they can't get it right. I give the yearly awards such as the Pulitzer a lot more slack because it is truly hard to distinguish gold from dross on a yearly basis. We're all so caught up in the ephemeral fads and fashions of the day it's hard to see beyond that, but the Nobel has a disgusting batting average.

I mean no fucking Proust? no Tolstoy? no Kafka? no Borges? no Joyce? no Nabokov? no Rilke? no Wallace Stevens? no William Carlos Williams? no Pound? no Gaddis? no Marianne Moore? no Elizabeth Bishop? no Robert Frost? no EM Forster? no Evelyn Waugh? no Henry Miller? no Paul Celan? This list could go on for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716762)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 7:21 AM
Author: erotic menage

Fuck you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716763)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 7:24 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

csb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716764)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 7:26 AM
Author: erotic menage

You don't know shit about fiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716765)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 7:32 AM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt

when's the last time you read a Selma Lagerlöf novel, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716767)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 7:34 AM
Author: erotic menage

Notice that faggot did not list Pynchon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716769)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 7:44 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

when did I say the list is exhaustive? And even so Pynchon is probably 20th on the list of dudes who have been passed over for the Nobel, not to mention he's still alive and therefore might still win it.

Also, is this whok? Probably considering your nutriding of Pynchon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716781)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 7:45 AM
Author: erotic menage

sup man I liked you're live journal of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716784)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 8:11 AM
Author: Charcoal supple nibblets

I did, within the first 5 I thought to scan for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716794)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 8:18 AM
Author: blathering cuck office

you had to "scan" to see whether or not Pynchon had won the Nobel? LOL, quite the literary scholar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716806)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 8:19 AM
Author: salmon location

*Discounts entire list because my gay crush is not on there*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20716807)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 8:07 PM
Author: Razzle digit ratio

Well, at least Toni Morrison got the nod. And Kafka was essentially unknown in his lifetime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720079)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: blathering cuck office

toni morrison is not a great writer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720371)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: pea-brained puppy

not an especially good one, even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720428)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Razzle digit ratio

I was just trolling. Basically no one thinks she's a great writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720703)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 10:11 PM
Author: blathering cuck office

what really pissed me off was when time magazine (i think) asked a bunch of writers and professors what was the best american novel in the past 30 years or whatever and fucking Beloved won. I.E. the small percentage of blacks all voted in a block and thus a shit book like that beat out genuinely great books.

eta: it was the nyt

http://www.nytimes.com/ref/books/fiction-25-years.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720731)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 10:14 PM
Author: Razzle digit ratio

lol. Obama's America man. If literature wasn't basically dead outside of the University it wouldn't be so bad.

And it'll only get worse from here. Prepare for the dark ages!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720752)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 8:15 PM
Author: Razzle digit ratio

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720123)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 8:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling low-t legend

Yeah, they only pick libs. They overlook all the great conservative novelists, such as...

uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720257)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 9:25 PM
Author: Blue legal warrant

TBF, mark helprin did a decent job with Winter's Tale. and saul bellow's feelings about liberalism were mixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720421)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling low-t legend

Yeah actually good point. Bellow had conservative tendencies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720426)



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Date: April 24th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Sticky cruise ship

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Nabokov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#25440660)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 10:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling low-t legend

Dude, you wanna know something funny about this -- the Humboldt character in Humbolt's Gift tells the protagonist that the Pulitzer Prize is shit to win, because once you win it they'll always call you "Pulitzer Prize-winning poet..."

But the copy of Humboldt's Gift I read has a big badge on it that says "Winner of the Nobel Prize"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720742)



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Date: April 24th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Sticky cruise ship

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Nabokov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#25440662)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 10:09 PM
Author: Razzle digit ratio

The point is not ideological leanings of the writers themselves, but rather the subject of the kind of novel/poem/whatever that tends to get recognized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720718)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 10:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling low-t legend

But the prize is given to the writer, not for a particular work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720728)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle digit ratio

But the writers that get recognized more often than not solely focus on political bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720754)



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Date: May 18th, 2012 10:29 PM
Author: impressive adventurous useless brakes abode

Evelyn Waugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#20720827)



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Date: April 24th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Sticky cruise ship

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Nabokov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#25440658)



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Date: April 24th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: painfully honest boiling water

Nabokov was more right-wing than not.

Also, I will defend Chesterton to the death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#25440672)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 9:02 AM
Author: abnormal dopamine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#21747717)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 9:53 AM
Author: sable resort

In 30 years we'll see Stephanie Meyer on the list of laureates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#21747880)



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Date: December 11th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: buff orchestra pit

**********cuck********************

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#22219023)



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Date: December 11th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: buff orchestra pit

************cuck******************

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#22219024)



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Date: April 24th, 2014 6:28 PM
Author: Slate Pisswyrm Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#25440565)



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Date: April 24th, 2014 6:33 PM
Author: doobsian hairraiser private investor corner

mccarthy is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#25440599)



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Date: April 24th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Vibrant magenta public bath pocket flask

cr. dude doesn't even know how to use quotation marks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#25440681)



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Date: April 24th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Friendly Grandma

For literature?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951252&forum_id=2#25440669)