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ITT: Shit that pisses you off on Facebook

when girls comment "This makes me so happy" on pic...
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..  05/21/12
Profile pics
phi beta cappuccino  05/21/12
It's like people don't live for the moment anymore, they liv...
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..  05/21/12
Tbf, this has been in the works for a long time already. ...
phi beta cappuccino  05/21/12
I mean wtf, i'm out at a bar, let me post a pic of this to l...
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..  05/21/12
Look at me. [Joker voice] LOOK AT ME.
phi beta cappuccino  05/21/12
Best. Post. Ever.
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.  05/21/12
pics of hot girls i'm not fucking, tbh ppl complaining th...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/21/12
a really ugly girl posts a picture of herself, and a bunch o...
namgalsipsclar  05/21/12
...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/21/12
yes
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.  05/21/12
lol so fucking true. At least half the "you look so pr...
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..  05/21/12
...
.,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::.,.  05/21/12
YES
OSIRIS  05/21/12
Yeah it's condescending but the alternative (ignoring her) i...
alias.php  05/22/12
many of the girls actually believe the girl is pretty too. c...
;.,.;;.;;.,.;;;.,;.,.,..,.;;.;.;;.;.;  05/22/12
Yep that's nice. It's one of the upsides of women being emot...
alias.php  05/22/12
PUA-wannabes using FB for DHVs to HB9.5s.
phi beta cappuccino  05/21/12
when a chick has a picture album titled "Summer 2011&qu...
...,,,...,.,,..,.,.,,...,.,.,,.,.,.,.,,....,.,,.,.  05/21/12
When a guy has a picture album titled "Summer 2011"...
phi beta cappuccino  05/21/12
Greetings.
Mance Gaydar  05/21/12
shitty photos. learn how to hold a camera still. don't post ...
David Ben Gurion  05/21/12
People who tag me in unflattering photos and re-tag when I u...
phi beta cappuccino  05/21/12
Smug status updates. Fake mystery status updates. Bana...
phi beta cappuccino  05/21/12
2nd one is so credited "oh man, what did I just get my...
namgalsipsclar  05/21/12
OH WHAT A CLIFFHANGER!
phi beta cappuccino  05/21/12
haha yes, guy who has been annoying me on facebook lately ju...
michael yidd-killchrist  05/21/12
Greetings, A subset of "fake mystery": passive ag...
Mance Gaydar  05/21/12
males who post.
.,.,,.,.....,.,..,.,.,  05/21/12
...
phi beta cappuccino  05/21/12
...
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.  05/21/12
I hate when people post their GPAs.
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,  05/21/12
someone actually did this?
Obongo's America  05/21/12
FB friend of mine did this, but he's a 25yo CC student who &...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  05/21/12
There's this pitiful, nasty little fellow I know who turned ...
CapTTTainFalcon  05/21/12
Multiple people each December/May.
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,  05/22/12
Daily "deep" quotes from Ghandi or Einstein. Almos...
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.  05/21/12
tbf, the hippies also poast these
.,.,.,.,...,,,,...,.,  05/21/12
Old people chiming in where they have no knowledge of what's...
.,;'.,;'.,.;'.,.;'.,,.;,;.;,.''';[;.,,'  05/21/12
Literally every xo thread, minus old
" " " "  05/21/12
we're erudite polymaths. you: poast on facebook.
Bacon loving foodie thug w/ white vegan hipster gf  05/21/12
besides everything, i hate the innane posts of what they are...
.,.,.,.,...,,,,...,.,  05/21/12
normal, engaging, intelligent women who post about nothing b...
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm  05/21/12
(shrew)
phi beta cappuccino  05/21/12
yes this is weird. and it starts right after finding out abo...
;.,.;;.;;.,.;;;.,;.,.,..,.;;.;.;;.;.;  05/22/12
"Likes". People write stupid fucking shit. Ge...
Gregor  05/21/12
I'm certain the only reason guys are on FB is to look at pic...
vabarsux  05/21/12
Greetings, jfc you guys are so damn aspie
Mance Gaydar  05/21/12
people who like their own status
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm  05/21/12
why wouldn't you like your own status tho? you're the one t...
Flock of WOC  05/21/12
Imagine if you 180d your own post
Slow Children Playing  05/21/12
180
phi beta cappuccino  05/21/12
180!
phi beta cappuccino  05/21/12
mfcr
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm  05/21/12
there's a dave chappelle skit of some doods rapping on the s...
packOFsmokes  07/28/12
daily affirmation type posts from former 'addicts'
Max Baer Jr , Jr  05/21/12
whiny faggots begging for attention "why am I such a l...
namgalsipsclar  05/21/12
how long it takes to upload my Paris vacation pics. I mean,...
namgalsipsclar  05/21/12
...
.,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::.,.  05/21/12
...
Benzo  05/21/12
I dated a chick who would literally photographic every fucki...
.........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................  05/21/12
dear god brother, did you ever confront her about this?
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..  05/22/12
yes, because I didn't want so many fucking photos of myself ...
.........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................  05/22/12
Hahahah. What was her reasoning for having all the photos...
alias.php  05/22/12
Posting pics of food. Is what you're eating that interesting...
........... ............ ............  05/21/12
tbf this is not a Facebook-only phenomenon.
macguffin  05/21/12
Its continued existence.
SLIDE AND LET DO+  05/21/12
When people use the comment thread on a photo to post an unr...
michael yidd-killchrist  05/21/12
lulz
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..  05/22/12
Humblebrags.
,,.,,.,,.,.,.,.,..,..,..,..,  05/21/12
...
Benzo  05/21/12
*likes*
namgalsipsclar  05/21/12
i have this one 'friend' who posts a pic of her face like ev...
OSIRIS  05/21/12
Are they always pics where you can see part of their outstre...
,,.,,.,,.,.,.,.,..,..,..,..,  05/21/12
Those are called MySpace self-shots. The ultimate mark of a ...
,;.,;.,;.,;.,:,.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;,;.,;.,;.,;  05/21/12
its definitely her holding the phone and taking a pic of her...
OSIRIS  05/22/12
also can't stand when in every single picture, no matter the...
namgalsipsclar  05/21/12
People who post "classy" pictures, pictures of the...
The Mighty Quinn  05/21/12
people who constantly post songs as if their profile is a fu...
;.,.,.,.,.;;..,.,..;.,.,..;,..  05/21/12
nothing. i haven't logged on in a few months
Bacon loving foodie thug w/ white vegan hipster gf  05/21/12
I no longer find it useful for anything except as a kind of ...
michael yidd-killchrist  05/21/12
I never look at people's profiles, just look at the stupid f...
;.,.;;.;;.,.;;;.,;.,.,..,.;;.;.;;.;.;  05/22/12
facebook, mostly
.,.,,..,..,.,..,:,,:,..,,:::,;..,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,  05/22/12
i still don't get the point
bud  05/22/12
Hot girls with no bikini pics. Infuriating
Guys at HBS did that all the time. It was NBD,  05/22/12
People. Who. Type. Periods. After. Every. Word. In. A. Sente...
mickey mouse  05/23/12
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&mc=8...
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.  05/23/12
lol, i'd love to fucking slap somebody in the face right as ...
mickey mouse  05/23/12
faggy emo statuses from dudes.
Richie's soul redirected to /dev/null  05/23/12
the ones just begging for attention and sympathy
namgalsipsclar  05/23/12
anything with niggers. including people who don't openly use...
Alexander the Gay  07/28/12
LOL at posting on that graveyard. Just, lol. So dead. Too ma...
Suit & Tie  07/28/12
strivers that do a 1 or 2 week exec education at harvard ext...
packOFsmokes  07/28/12
LOL real Harvard grads went to school near Boston.
Suit & Tie  07/28/12
when you don't log on for a year and they keep sending you s...
Bacon loving foodie thug w/ white vegan hipster gf  07/28/12
lulz facebook does that shit? linkedin won't leave me the f...
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..  07/29/12
when millennials gush over the newsroom
.........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................  07/29/12
Millennial girls who overuse the word "amazing".
man o' war  07/29/12
lulz, everyone had an "amazing dinner", has "...
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..  07/29/12
i don't go on facebook much anymore. it's lame
'''.....'''...'...'.'..'.'.'.'.'.  07/29/12
deactivated that shit after a friend of my mom's said "...
.......,.,,....,.,.,.,,.,.,",.,.,.,."  07/29/12


Poast new message in this thread



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:09 PM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..

when girls comment "This makes me so happy" on picutres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738330)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:12 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Profile pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738345)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..

It's like people don't live for the moment anymore, they live to document it on facebook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738360)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Tbf, this has been in the works for a long time already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcpWk2WKhEM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738376)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..

I mean wtf, i'm out at a bar, let me post a pic of this to let all my friends know i'm out on a friday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738398)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:24 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Look at me. [Joker voice] LOOK AT ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738429)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.

Best. Post. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738357)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:12 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

pics of hot girls i'm not fucking, tbh

ppl complaining that law school is hard in any way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738349)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: namgalsipsclar

a really ugly girl posts a picture of herself, and a bunch of her attractive friends post, "OMG, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY!!!" "hey sexy! ;)"

how condescending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738356)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:14 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738367)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:14 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738368)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..

lol so fucking true. At least half the "you look so pretty" are complete lies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738372)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:05 PM
Author: .,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::.,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738685)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:10 PM
Author: OSIRIS (ggtp)

YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739694)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:04 AM
Author: alias.php

Yeah it's condescending but the alternative (ignoring her) is crueler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741774)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: ;.,.;;.;;.,.;;;.,;.,.,..,.;;.;.;;.;.; ( )

many of the girls actually believe the girl is pretty too. cr wife material is a girl who doesn't classify any girl as "ugly" unless that girl is a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:18 AM
Author: alias.php

Yep that's nice. It's one of the upsides of women being emotional, subjective creatures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741862)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:19 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

PUA-wannabes using FB for DHVs to HB9.5s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738409)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: ...,,,...,.,,..,.,.,,...,.,.,,.,.,.,.,,....,.,,.,.

when a chick has a picture album titled "Summer 2011" and ZERO pictures of them in a bikini



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738411)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

When a guy has a picture album titled "Summer 2011" and even ONE of him in a Speedo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738417)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:53 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (no limit Greetings)

Greetings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20740192)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: David Ben Gurion

shitty photos. learn how to hold a camera still. don't post shitty blurry pics looking like they're posted by someone with parkinson's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738414)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

People who tag me in unflattering photos and re-tag when I untag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738421)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:23 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Smug status updates.

Fake mystery status updates.

Banal status updates.

Status updates in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738425)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: namgalsipsclar

2nd one is so credited

"oh man, what did I just get myself into...!"

I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SET - YA GOTTA TELL ME!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738458)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:29 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

OH WHAT A CLIFFHANGER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738471)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

haha yes, guy who has been annoying me on facebook lately just posted "WTF?" as his status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739674)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:54 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (no limit Greetings)

Greetings,

A subset of "fake mystery": passive aggressive shit like

"Don't you hate when people don't tell you the truth?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20740199)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:24 PM
Author: .,.,,.,.....,.,..,.,.,

males who post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738431)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:24 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738433)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738643)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:29 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::, (never talk to strangers)

I hate when people post their GPAs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738473)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:19 PM
Author: Obongo's America

someone actually did this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738758)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:50 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

FB friend of mine did this, but he's a 25yo CC student who "got a 4.0 for the first time in [his] life"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738997)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:01 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

There's this pitiful, nasty little fellow I know who turned down Georgetown SFS for a full ride at Rollins. Has posted his semester GPA at the end of every semester. Going to pursue a TTT cash-cow Masters from Cambridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739610)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:03 AM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::, (never talk to strangers)

Multiple people each December/May.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741765)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:36 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.

Daily "deep" quotes from Ghandi or Einstein. Almost always from single, older chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738521)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,...,,,,...,., (|.:|)

tbf, the hippies also poast these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738584)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:37 PM
Author: .,;'.,;'.,.;'.,.;'.,,.;,;.;,.''';[;.,,'

Old people chiming in where they have no knowledge of what's being discussed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738534)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: " " " "

Literally every xo thread, minus old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738564)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Bacon loving foodie thug w/ white vegan hipster gf

we're erudite polymaths. you: poast on facebook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20740237)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,...,,,,...,., (|.:|)

besides everything, i hate the innane posts of what they are doing RIGHT NOW



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738568)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:43 PM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (SPQR)

normal, engaging, intelligent women who post about nothing but BABBY after conception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738570)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:46 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

(shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738588)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: ;.,.;;.;;.,.;;;.,;.,.,..,.;;.;.;;.;.; ( )

yes this is weird. and it starts right after finding out about pregnancy, not after the birth. from normal smart women. wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741759)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: Gregor

"Likes". People write stupid fucking shit. Gets 2 likes. Someone goes to starbucks. Gets a like. What does this mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738585)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: vabarsux

I'm certain the only reason guys are on FB is to look at pics of slutty chicks. And, one of my male friends "likes" every post of mine or pic. This also is strange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738600)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (no limit Greetings)

Greetings,

jfc you guys are so damn aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20740216)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (SPQR)

people who like their own status

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738628)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 7:57 PM
Author: Flock of WOC

why wouldn't you like your own status tho? you're the one that poasted it ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738649)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:02 PM
Author: Slow Children Playing

Imagine if you 180d your own post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738666)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:03 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738675)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:04 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738677)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:32 PM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (SPQR)

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738860)



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Date: July 28th, 2012 11:50 PM
Author: packOFsmokes

there's a dave chappelle skit of some doods rapping on the street, and one guy said something 120 that he thought was 180 and he was all like "ohhhhh", and the other doods stopped the music and were like, "you can't 'ohhhhh' yourself, only other people can 'ohhhhh' you".

i laffed. hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#21202558)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:00 PM
Author: Max Baer Jr , Jr

daily affirmation type posts from former 'addicts'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738661)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:04 PM
Author: namgalsipsclar

whiny faggots begging for attention

"why am I such a loser..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738682)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:03 PM
Author: namgalsipsclar

how long it takes to upload my Paris vacation pics. I mean, really???

(female facebook user)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738670)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:06 PM
Author: .,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::.,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738688)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:30 PM
Author: Benzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739946)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:10 PM
Author: .........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................

I dated a chick who would literally photographic every fucking encounter with me or her friends she had on facebook. She had like over 100 albums uploaded. We'd go out to steak and shake or some shit and she'd take like 5 photos and post them. It was infuriating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738709)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:54 AM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..

dear god brother, did you ever confront her about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741683)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:58 AM
Author: .........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................

yes, because I didn't want so many fucking photos of myself on there all the time. I confronted her and told her to calm the fuck down on the picture taking, and she refused, so I just said well fine don't tag me in any of them. We broke up shortly thereafter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741716)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: alias.php

Hahahah.

What was her reasoning for having all the photos?

Did she take them down when you broke up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741790)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: ........... ............ ............

Posting pics of food. Is what you're eating that interesting that you need to share it with everyone you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738844)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:47 PM
Author: macguffin (an apparatus for trapping lions in the Scottish Highlands)

tbf this is not a Facebook-only phenomenon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20738971)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:00 PM
Author: SLIDE AND LET DO+

Its continued existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739590)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:11 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

When people use the comment thread on a photo to post an unrelated personal message to you, like "When are we going to hang out again?" or "Hope to see you at my show!"

I find this slightly more excusable and admittedly hilarious when old people who don't understand facebook do this, like you post a photo of you and your gf at a museum or something and they write "Dear DeAndre, it was so wonderful to see you last month, and we can't wait to do it again. Your Uncle Jack is really excited to take you fishing. Send love to your mom."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739718)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:55 AM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741691)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:12 PM
Author: ,,.,,.,,.,.,.,.,..,..,..,..,

Humblebrags.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739725)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:30 PM
Author: Benzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739948)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: namgalsipsclar

*likes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739957)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:12 PM
Author: OSIRIS (ggtp)

i have this one 'friend' who posts a pic of her face like every fucking day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739731)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: ,,.,,.,,.,.,.,.,..,..,..,..,

Are they always pics where you can see part of their outstretched arm holding the phone/camera and taking a pic of themself? Or, alternatively, mirror pics. I see a lot of these, and there is a certain subset where you can tell the person is very conceited and convinced of their own attractiveness. Often they are attractive, but not terribly attractive. And they always seem to be making the same face, you know the one, the one you can tell they practiced because they apparently believe they look their best that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739743)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: ,;.,;.,;.,;.,:,.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;,;.,;.,;.,;

Those are called MySpace self-shots. The ultimate mark of a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20740912)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: OSIRIS (ggtp)

its definitely her holding the phone and taking a pic of herself. just of her face. this girl isnt veyr attractive but i think she's a giant ho/looking for validation. i think she's moved to toronto recently to become a "dancer" (stripper).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20742309)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:28 PM
Author: namgalsipsclar

also can't stand when in every single picture, no matter the situation, they have their head directed at the camera at the same angle with the exact same stupid fake smile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739922)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: The Mighty Quinn

People who post "classy" pictures, pictures of them in formal wear, at prestigious-looking events etc. Facebook pictures are supposed to be of pets, tourist destinations and people on jetskis drinking Bud Lites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20739981)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: ;.,.,.,.,.;;..,.,..;.,.,..;,..

people who constantly post songs as if their profile is a fucking music blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20740136)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: Bacon loving foodie thug w/ white vegan hipster gf

nothing. i haven't logged on in a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20740203)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

I no longer find it useful for anything except as a kind of universal phonebook/rolodex and for sharing family stuff with family. Yet oddly I log in a lot, the same way I waste time posting on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20740229)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:05 AM
Author: ;.,.;;.;;.,.;;;.,;.,.,..,.;;.;.;;.;.; ( )

I never look at people's profiles, just look at the stupid feed for idle stimulation.

the only thing useful about it is messaging. being able to type a name and send a msg since I don't have many people's emails.

if there was a way to keep the messaging but delete the rest id do it breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741782)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:05 AM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,..,:,,:,..,,:::,;..,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,

facebook, mostly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741778)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:09 AM
Author: bud

i still don't get the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741805)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:36 AM
Author: Guys at HBS did that all the time. It was NBD,

Hot girls with no bikini pics. Infuriating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20741981)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 7:43 PM
Author: mickey mouse

People. Who. Type. Periods. After. Every. Word. In. A. Sentence. For. Emphasis. Especially. Guys. Who. Do. It.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20753851)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&mc=85&forum_id=2#20738357

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20753854)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: mickey mouse

lol, i'd love to fucking slap somebody in the face right as they're typing that shit out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20753884)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: Richie's soul redirected to /dev/null

faggy emo statuses from dudes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20753860)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: namgalsipsclar

the ones just begging for attention and sympathy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#20753892)



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Date: July 28th, 2012 11:36 PM
Author: Alexander the Gay

anything with niggers. including people who don't openly use the term nigger. they're as good as niggers themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#21202436)



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Date: July 28th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Suit & Tie

LOL at posting on that graveyard. Just, lol. So dead. Too many ads. Horrible layout. Boring as fuck.

Meanwhile, twitter is fast and fun AS FUCK with lots of celebrities and 180 commentary on events as they occur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#21202505)



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Date: July 28th, 2012 11:46 PM
Author: packOFsmokes

strivers that do a 1 or 2 week exec education at harvard extension or someplace drop the H-Bomb everyplace they can on fb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#21202531)



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Date: July 28th, 2012 11:55 PM
Author: Suit & Tie

LOL real Harvard grads went to school near Boston.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#21202591)



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Date: July 28th, 2012 11:57 PM
Author: Bacon loving foodie thug w/ white vegan hipster gf

when you don't log on for a year and they keep sending you stupid e-mails to log back in



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#21202606)



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Date: July 29th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..

lulz facebook does that shit? linkedin won't leave me the fuck alone, haven't approved like the last 20 requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#21202817)



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Date: July 29th, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: .........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................

when millennials gush over the newsroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#21202836)



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Date: July 29th, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: man o' war (man o' war)

Millennial girls who overuse the word "amazing".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#21202875)



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Date: July 29th, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..

lulz, everyone had an "amazing dinner", has "the most amazing friends ever", lulz stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#21202928)



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Date: July 29th, 2012 2:33 AM
Author: '''.....'''...'...'.'..'.'.'.'.'.

i don't go on facebook much anymore. it's lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#21204108)



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Date: July 29th, 2012 3:08 AM
Author: .......,.,,....,.,.,.,,.,.,",.,.,.,."

deactivated that shit after a friend of my mom's said "are you x's son?" had already thought of deactivating but knew the party was over then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953737&forum_id=2#21204208)