DESCRIBE your high school rivals and COMPARE who is ahead
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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:22 PM Author: ..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,...,.,.,.
Only had one "rival" in high school. He barely graduated from BIGSTATE, is engaged to an objective 4, and works for some horseshit marketing company.
Feels good, man.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738786) |

Date: May 21st, 2012 8:27 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::, (never talk to strangers)
I'm 21, ready to become a senior in college.
No rivals in HS. The smartest girl seems primed to go to a decent med program. The smartest guy went to my school (BIGSTATEU) and is studying a good engineering, so at least he'll have a job. A lot of the other people in the top 10% are studying CS but at TTT schools.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738824) |
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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:07 PM Author: ..;.....;............,,,,,...,.,.,.,.:.....
non sequitur. gtfo plz
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739143) |
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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:21 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,.,:,.,.:...:..,.:.,
your school is TTT, bro.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739281) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
cr
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743826) |

Date: May 21st, 2012 8:47 PM Author: Fratty (Fratty)
intellectual rivals?
1. UG > Doctor
2. UG > Economist > HKS > Economist
3. UG > MBB > PE > HBS > PE
4. UG > MBB > GBS > Google
5. UG > Biglaw > State Dept
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738976) |
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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:56 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::, (never talk to strangers)
Dude, how is this possible? Aren't you from Australia, or did you do your high school here?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739052) |
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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:13 PM Author: ",,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:,:,...,:,.,.:..,:.,:.::,.
dem big dingo-baby litigation shops
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739205) |
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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:18 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::, (never talk to strangers)
Ah alright, cool
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739247) |

Date: May 21st, 2012 8:54 PM Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (en route to securing a hedgehog)
what kind of losers treated high school as a competition? or really, what kind of losers treat anything academic as a competition?
oh i know, people who don't have much else going for them but academic skill
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739032) |
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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:09 PM Author: ..;.....;............,,,,,...,.,.,.,.:.....
plz explain how you became valedictorian w/o caring. oh thats right, youre just being EDGY AND COOL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739168) |
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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:22 PM Author: ..;.....;............,,,,,...,.,.,.,.:.....
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739290) |
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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:16 PM Author: ..;.....;............,,,,,...,.,.,.,.:.....
Ok so if you dgaf about beating out the other nerds at your school, what was your motivation for studying? If you got off to studying and getting back good test scores, you are even more phaggot than the people who saw it as a competition.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739228) |
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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:22 PM Author: ..;.....;............,,,,,...,.,.,.,.:.....
Fair enough. Stories like this make me mourn for my teenage self slaving away at prep school.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739287) |
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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:27 PM Author: ..;.....;............,,,,,...,.,.,.,.:.....
Guys from my HS pwn college for the most part, but idk if it was worth missing out on a lot of the things most people associate with HS.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739322) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:19 AM Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.
this is like the aspie mantra, they aren't mutually exclusive.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741324) |

Date: May 21st, 2012 9:01 PM Author: ..,.,.,,.,.,,,.,.,,...,.,..........,,.,.,.,.,
There were three.
1. killed himself. No joke.
2. works as an assistant in like a D3 athletic department office but married what I would consider a cute, athletic chick.
3. Got into a serious drunk driving accident and works a very low income job.
I am engaged to a cute, athletic chick and got big fed, so I'm doin alright.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739100) |

Date: May 21st, 2012 9:10 PM Author: Old Soul
Main rival, whom I am still friends with, is a 4th year associate and destroys me financially. He hates his job though and is in thrall to a gold digger.
Lesser rivals went to a mid-tier med school and Stanford GSB. Latter case isn't fair because her wealthy parents greased the skids. True to form she utterly failed to take advantage of GSB and almost got no-offered. (class of '09)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739181) |

Date: May 21st, 2012 9:12 PM Author: AZNgirl painting over half of baby Panda
All the "popular" jock ppl in my HS ended up doing noithing. Barely graduating from some shit college. Working at Office Depot. It is fuckin sad how ppl glorify stupid shit in HS that ends up being nothing IRL.
All the smart kids also were sad, just cause most of them were AZN and MASSIVELY under performed. A lot ended up back in my shit suburb, married to some bitch from HS. It is like they never wanted HS to end. It was sad as fuck.
Even the doods who went to HYPS and shit didnt do shit really all things considered.
I am a massive over achiever. I had a shit GPA in HS and didnt do jack shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739193) |

Date: May 21st, 2012 11:30 PM Author: gagalawhut
REMINDER:
1. All of life is like High School
2. If you didn't have a rival in HS, it was because no one took you seriously enough to think you were a threat to their status
3. By extension, you are a beta bitch in the present
xoxo, hth
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20740673) |

Date: May 21st, 2012 11:52 PM Author: gagalawhut Subject: addendum (in a TBF voice)
To Be Fair,
I am indeed the worst poaster on this shatboard, and my paternalistic tone in conjunction with under-reaching sentence structure will leave you strangely self-satisfied yet wanting more. When you come to your senses, you will realize I am complete shithead who often makes the most unoriginal and bland poasts in an entire 100+ thread.
Despite this, if we are being FAER then it must be said that while I truly did not understand the hatred towards xoxo women or Box/NLH in particular, I now see how her self-absorbed oversharing takes away from the author's original intents and hopes for the thread, thereby generating a massive amount of resentment. So being FAER fuck me and fuck you too.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20740928)
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:09 AM Author: gagalawhut
if somehow the dice rolls in your favor, never become a person in any position of power. You are entirely blind to your own behavior and comportment, and this response is only more evidence.
The combination of passive aggressive ("have you ever read this board?" .. "unlike you, apparently" .. "premise was silly") and victimized ("people always talk about [it]" .. "I haven't [done this in a while]" .. "sorry...sorry") language causes the reader to feel at once both anger and pity, neither of which put you in a position of earning respect or redemption. It just sounds incoherent.
[n.b. I neither know you nor wish to know you, but even as a neutral, I 100% understand the dozens of terrible things I've read about you via this thread]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741161) |

Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:07 AM Author: squash soup (Le Tigre)
girl hated me because her bf liked me - I didn't care about her either way
She's a auditor of some sort
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741125) |

Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:22 AM Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.
didn't really have rivals, but i finished like top third of a class of 400. i went T6 > a3 clerkship. most of the top 10 kids turned out ok, the rest are 1) bigstate > working shitty office jobs (this is mostly the top 100-150 people), 2) working retail/wherever they worked in high school, 3) chronically underemployed/in jail
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741372) |

Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:52 AM Author: .........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................
I went to a mediocre public religious school
Some people I consider rivals:
1) guy who made fun of me on the bus for no reason -> developed rare form of disease and died within months a couple years ago. I smiled when I heard the news
2) various popular religious jocks/brown-nosers/annoying proselytzers ---> most are head of some youth group somewhere or doing something with audio at a church; a few are teachers at religious schools.
3) me -> TTTT undergrad (barely above CC) -> T20 -> regional biglaw
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741668) |

Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:51 PM Author: taintnpaint
What I know of the top 10 kids from my enormous public hs
Ivy UG > GS > HBS
Ivy UG > Consulting > Ivy Econ PhD
Ivy UG > T6 > V10
BigState Engineering UG > Google
BigState Engineering UG> Masters BigState Chem > Chemist
Liberal Arts UG > Publishing
Top (non Ivy) UG > BB Trading
Ivy UG > Top 5 Med School
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743745)
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:54 PM Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,
I have no rivals. No man can be my equal.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743750) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:11 PM Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.
the "smart" kids in my HS class who went to law school went to expensive regional TTTs. even the salutatorian of the prior year (a fucking striverish cunt if i ever met one) went to a renowned TTT in the area but one her shitboomer parents (and mine) would consider prestigious.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743811) |

Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:15 PM Author: Circuit City Special (Flash Mob/Forty-Year-Old Soccer Mom)
Dude #1--Was decent in basketball, but thought he was going to get some Div. 1 scholarship. He had shitty grades so he said he was going to go to local community college and then transfer to some Div. 1 bball program (continuously mentioned UCLA, Mich, and Duke). Found out later that he created an entire story about being recruited, and his then girlfriend dumped him after finding out. Dude, now works in some cell phone store trying to get you to upgrade to Sprint's unlimited plan. He has two kids and is now married.
Dude #2--Went to a TTT state university and majored in some crappy major (think communications). Is now seeking to become a sports agent. He was pretty close with Dude #1. I think Dude #1 led Dude #2 to believe that he (Dude #1) had contacts with major sporting programs. The guy is now a high school assistant football coach and working at his parent's business.
Dude #3 (intellectual equal)--Came out the closet, family disowned him, and now DJs at night clubs. He was voted to be most successful in our high school year book.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743821) |

Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM Author: .,.,,,.,,,..,.,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,.,..:.:.,:.::,.
There are only a handful of people that I know of that are more successful than I am. They all are smarter than me also so I'm not jelly.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743825) |

Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:20 PM Author: bitches aint shit, we don't love em hoes
didn't have a rival in HS.
my best friend went to Stanford and is in PE now tho.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743833) |

Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:38 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.
1) Black guy who only dated white girls in hs and still only dates white girls, dude must have a serious complex (literally no pictures with black women on his facebook profile). He's a wannabe model who I don't think has ever had a real job. Cool dude for the most part though. We just didn't get along well in hs.
2) Valedictorian and near perfect SAT, went to a service academy and is now a military engineer. His current gf is about a 5.5 but a good match for him. He seems happy.
3) Underachieving but smart and hot girl in high school, went to the state flagship and developed a nasty coke habit. She also drank like a fish and gained 40-50 extra lbs. Spoke to her a year ago and she told me all the sad shit that happened to her over the past 8 years. She felt like she was on the right track again because she decided to devote her life to Christian ministry.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743914)
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:44 PM Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.
why was the third a rival? seems like an ok chick.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743953) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:49 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.
She was in a bunch of my AP/honors classes and was sort of a bitch in hs. We made out the summer after graduation but nothing ever came of it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743985) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:59 PM Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,
4 biglaywers
one jd/phd at umich - graduated ls magna but is sticking with the phd
two Summer '12 SA's
2 MDs
1 McKinsey
engineer/accountant/some other shit i can't remember.
All my rivals. all basically ahead of me except for the SA's. the lawyers only because they got a head start on me. the rest because anything pwns law
edit: valedictorian went to y ug where she made some $$$ writing tawdry/trashy teen fiction about my high school. now doing some psych phd. always pwnd me so she was never really my rival
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744038) |

Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:45 PM Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!
1. Captain of basketball team. Objectively intelligent -- teachers were all over his nuts, though. One of our valedictorians (we had 3, I believe). Married and knocked up highschool gf (who was attractive by our school's standards, but nothing special). Ended up a teacher and coaching basketball at the highschool -- aspired to be a doc.
2. Popular, well-liked kid. Not captain of anything though. Another valedictorian. Went to T1 law school. Summered and got offer at midlaw firm; probably started him at 90.
3. A couple other chicks who I don't think did anything to magical. One is married to your standard almost kinda attractive guy. You know the type: dresses pretty well, is only kinda overweight, and sort of has that clean cut look.
Me: Went to T1 law school. Pwned, had a great time. A3 clerkship is prestigious district. Now at premiere litigation firm making decent money. In a relationship with an objective 8. Next reunion is next year. Very excited.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744620) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:50 PM Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!
Yes. Because while I spend a couple weeks in a villa in Bora Bora every year, or walking the Great wall, these guys get 2 months off in their shitty little cities. Maybe they pack up the family for a trip to Disney. A trip where they fret about the costs of $4 fuel and worry about how they're going to make their next payment on the Camry.
Money doesn't buy happiness, and it isn't everything, but I've lived with and without it--and I prefer to have it.
P.S. Biglaw sucks if you're not in that upper crust of lawyers. I can't say who specifically, because it would out me, but a well-known COA judge told me just that, and he was right.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744646) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:53 PM Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,
fuck dude. you just aspied out here and this is just xo. youre toast at your reunion. i predict you will be pwned, lightly ridiculed and ignored for the rest of the night by your more alpha classmates within thirty minutes of arriving.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744663) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:48 PM Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,
tbf, while you have done well, your competition is sps. be careful not to aspie out whilst bragging about your law jerb and ruin the whole schtik
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744632) |

Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:47 PM Author: hai
Went to the same day school and prep school as my rival. Our paths:
Me: lower ivy ug, mpvb ls, big law for 3 years, now work in private wealth management.
Him: Notre Dame ug. Ibank for 2 years, smalle PE shop for 2 years, HBS, back to the same small PE shop. He works a shitton hours still.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744627) |
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