Another phi beta cappuccino hypo that isn't ever going to happen
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)
Three choices:
1. You can win any physical fight. You are guaranteed to live to 70. You will die a virgin.
2. You can turn a 1000% annual profit on any business you start. You will live to 40. You will be paralyzed for the last 15 years of your life.
3. Every time someone clicks on your xoxo threads or 180s your xoxo posts, you receive $1 in your bank account. It will not be taxed. No one else will know about it. However, your IRL self (not linked to your moniker) will be mocked relentlessly on this board. Every detail of your life will be scrutinized, with the sole exception of your posting. Nude photos of you and everyone you ever date will be posted. You will have no legal recourse.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954816&forum_id=2#20747912) |
Date: May 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,;.,:,.,..:.,:..:.::,.
#3.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954816&forum_id=2#20747932) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,;.,:,.,..:.,:..:.::,.
No, I just don't want to be a cripple or a virgin for the rest of my life.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954816&forum_id=2#20747954) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:05 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,;.,:,.,..:.,:..:.::,.
Yeah, I think so.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954816&forum_id=2#20748384) |
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