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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
crimson house
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
bat shit crazy national
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
wonderful base skinny woman
  07/07/12
ty
Erotic Volcanic Crater Pervert
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
glittery bonkers corner codepig
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
glittery bonkers corner codepig
  05/23/12
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charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
glittery bonkers corner codepig
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
glittery bonkers corner codepig
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Bull headed useless brakes toilet seat
  05/23/12
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charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  05/23/12
flame
provocative market deer antler
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Splenetic sanctuary
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Splenetic sanctuary
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
fiercely-loyal meetinghouse roast beef
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Disgusting Spectacular Temple
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Floppy pisswyrm spot
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
comical church
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
milky lascivious cuck twinkling uncleanness
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
fiercely-loyal meetinghouse roast beef
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
glittery bonkers corner codepig
  05/23/12
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charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
comical church
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
brilliant misanthropic piazza
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
sepia 180 dysfunction state
  05/23/12
do you still play?
bat shit crazy national
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Titillating dopamine
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Multi-colored whorehouse
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Haunting Curious Theater Pistol
  05/23/12
180
aromatic library turdskin
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
aphrodisiac fishy stage
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Flesh nursing home mad-dog skullcap
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Dashing adulterous coffee pot
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Flesh nursing home mad-dog skullcap
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
cruel-hearted blood rage digit ratio
  05/23/12
ty
Erotic Volcanic Crater Pervert
  05/23/12
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concupiscible copper legend kitty
  07/15/12
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crimson house
  10/14/12
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Swollen stage main people
  06/24/17
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bateful sadistic address fat ankles
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Erotic Volcanic Crater Pervert
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Maize hunting ground shrine
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
hilarious abode
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
purple sticky psychic fanboi
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
purple sticky psychic fanboi
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
cruel-hearted blood rage digit ratio
  05/23/12
srsly?
bat shit crazy national
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
aphrodisiac fishy stage
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
cruel-hearted blood rage digit ratio
  05/23/12
link?
bat shit crazy national
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
bat shit crazy national
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
slap-happy boyish boistinker
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Federal dark circlehead personal credit line
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
gold hyperactive theatre
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Haunting Curious Theater Pistol
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Trip Bespoke Cumskin
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Floppy pisswyrm spot
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
stimulating overrated striped hyena
  07/06/12
cr
soggy place of business
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Floppy pisswyrm spot
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
stimulating overrated striped hyena
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
soggy place of business
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
obsidian point
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Cobalt Costumed Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/12
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charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
light faggotry
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Bossy Laser Beams
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
slimy principal's office legal warrant
  07/15/12
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charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  07/15/12
bullshit
cruel-hearted blood rage digit ratio
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
slap-happy boyish boistinker
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
house-broken black ticket booth goyim
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  09/15/12
lol
supple crusty menage generalized bond
  09/15/12
you have a problem
primrose gay wizard
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
chartreuse public bath
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
bat shit crazy national
  10/04/12
tcr
Cocky Office
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Silver patrolman forum
  09/16/12
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Cocky Office
  10/04/12
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charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
violet mad cow disease
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
violet mad cow disease
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Erotic Volcanic Crater Pervert
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
abnormal stirring nibblets quadroon
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
violet mad cow disease
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
chartreuse public bath
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
violet mad cow disease
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Buck-toothed Weed Whacker
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
kink-friendly buff school cafeteria
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
tan plaza halford
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
green prole
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Federal dark circlehead personal credit line
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Arrogant Topaz Cruise Ship Travel Guidebook
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Floppy pisswyrm spot
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Floppy pisswyrm spot
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Federal dark circlehead personal credit line
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
tan plaza halford
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Sickened fragrant trust fund orchestra pit
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
violet mad cow disease
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
fiercely-loyal meetinghouse roast beef
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
swashbuckling ivory space
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
alcoholic odious kitchen jap
  03/30/14
how did it go?
violent wild dog poop den
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
diverse french chef
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  06/24/17
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Spruce marvelous marketing idea
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Startled dingle berry tank
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
alcoholic odious kitchen jap
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  06/24/17
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Startled dingle berry tank
  06/24/17
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godawful aggressive chad business firm
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Mind-boggling Tanning Salon Ape
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Startled dingle berry tank
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
charismatic keepsake machete black woman
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
fiercely-loyal meetinghouse roast beef
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Mind-boggling Tanning Salon Ape
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Maize hunting ground shrine
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: crimson house

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: bat shit crazy national

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: wonderful base skinny woman

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Erotic Volcanic Crater Pervert

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: glittery bonkers corner codepig

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: glittery bonkers corner codepig

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: glittery bonkers corner codepig

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: glittery bonkers corner codepig

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Bull headed useless brakes toilet seat

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: provocative market deer antler

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Splenetic sanctuary

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Splenetic sanctuary

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal meetinghouse roast beef

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Disgusting Spectacular Temple

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Floppy pisswyrm spot

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: comical church

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: milky lascivious cuck twinkling uncleanness

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal meetinghouse roast beef

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: glittery bonkers corner codepig

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: comical church

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: brilliant misanthropic piazza

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: sepia 180 dysfunction state

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: bat shit crazy national

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Titillating dopamine

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored whorehouse

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Haunting Curious Theater Pistol

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: aromatic library turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy stage

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Flesh nursing home mad-dog skullcap

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Dashing adulterous coffee pot

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Flesh nursing home mad-dog skullcap

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage digit ratio

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Erotic Volcanic Crater Pervert

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: concupiscible copper legend kitty



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: crimson house



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Swollen stage main people



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: bateful sadistic address fat ankles



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Erotic Volcanic Crater Pervert

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Maize hunting ground shrine

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: hilarious abode

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: purple sticky psychic fanboi

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: purple sticky psychic fanboi

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage digit ratio

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy national

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy stage

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage digit ratio

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: bat shit crazy national

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: bat shit crazy national

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: slap-happy boyish boistinker

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Federal dark circlehead personal credit line

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: gold hyperactive theatre

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Haunting Curious Theater Pistol

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Trip Bespoke Cumskin

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Floppy pisswyrm spot

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: stimulating overrated striped hyena

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: soggy place of business

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Floppy pisswyrm spot

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: stimulating overrated striped hyena

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: soggy place of business

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: obsidian point

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Cobalt Costumed Scourge Upon The Earth

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: light faggotry

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Bossy Laser Beams

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: slimy principal's office legal warrant

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: cruel-hearted blood rage digit ratio

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: slap-happy boyish boistinker

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: house-broken black ticket booth goyim

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: supple crusty menage generalized bond

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: primrose gay wizard

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: chartreuse public bath

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: bat shit crazy national

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Cocky Office

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Silver patrolman forum

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Cocky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: violet mad cow disease

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: violet mad cow disease

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Erotic Volcanic Crater Pervert

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: abnormal stirring nibblets quadroon

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: violet mad cow disease

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: chartreuse public bath

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: violet mad cow disease

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Weed Whacker

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: kink-friendly buff school cafeteria

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: tan plaza halford

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: green prole

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Federal dark circlehead personal credit line

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Arrogant Topaz Cruise Ship Travel Guidebook

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Floppy pisswyrm spot

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Floppy pisswyrm spot

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Federal dark circlehead personal credit line

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: tan plaza halford

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Sickened fragrant trust fund orchestra pit

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: violet mad cow disease

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal meetinghouse roast beef

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling ivory space

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: alcoholic odious kitchen jap

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: violent wild dog poop den

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: diverse french chef

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Spruce marvelous marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Startled dingle berry tank

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: alcoholic odious kitchen jap

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Startled dingle berry tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: godawful aggressive chad business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Tanning Salon Ape

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Startled dingle berry tank

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete black woman

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal meetinghouse roast beef

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Tanning Salon Ape

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Maize hunting ground shrine

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)