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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Learning disabled hall
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
maize water buffalo
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
bonkers opaque prole lettuce
  07/07/12
ty
arousing institution
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
saffron chad
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
saffron chad
  05/23/12
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razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
saffron chad
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
saffron chad
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Judgmental range
  05/23/12
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razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  05/23/12
flame
Aromatic Adulterous Main People Ticket Booth
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
appetizing market
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
appetizing market
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Marvelous tripping parlour rigor
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Indecent Rebellious School
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
house-broken philosopher-king fat ankles
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
slimy business firm corn cake
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
comical twinkling reading party striped hyena
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Marvelous tripping parlour rigor
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
saffron chad
  05/23/12
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razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
slimy business firm corn cake
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Tantric Marketing Idea
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Excitant indigo box office
  05/23/12
do you still play?
maize water buffalo
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Spectacular Whorehouse Coldplay Fan
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Mint Galvanic Gas Station Nowag
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Plum internal respiration
  05/23/12
180
Multi-colored navy church building psychic
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Exhilarant Useless Brakes Library
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
electric school cafeteria
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Transparent casino stock car
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
electric school cafeteria
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Scarlet Liquid Oxygen
  05/23/12
ty
arousing institution
  05/23/12
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Startling histrionic ladyboy stage
  07/15/12
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Learning disabled hall
  10/14/12
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exciting pale kitty cat factory reset button
  06/24/17
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Maniacal Trailer Park Jap
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
arousing institution
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Mind-boggling Quadroon Stag Film
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
salmon masturbator
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Pontificating Rose Cuckoldry Cruise Ship
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Pontificating Rose Cuckoldry Cruise Ship
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Scarlet Liquid Oxygen
  05/23/12
srsly?
maize water buffalo
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Exhilarant Useless Brakes Library
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Scarlet Liquid Oxygen
  05/23/12
link?
maize water buffalo
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
maize water buffalo
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Blue Bbw
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
unholy rigpig milk
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
violet university
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Plum internal respiration
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
bistre pistol
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
house-broken philosopher-king fat ankles
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
cerebral naked garrison
  07/06/12
cr
bronze alcoholic crackhouse idea he suggested
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
house-broken philosopher-king fat ankles
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
cerebral naked garrison
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
bronze alcoholic crackhouse idea he suggested
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
rusted wild headpube
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Buff death wish
  07/06/12
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razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
vivacious clear idiot associate
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
impertinent mildly autistic clown
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Doobsian Charismatic Piazza
  07/15/12
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razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  07/15/12
bullshit
Scarlet Liquid Oxygen
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Blue Bbw
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Vigorous meetinghouse
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  09/15/12
lol
razzle khaki field hissy fit
  09/15/12
you have a problem
heady hospital
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
fuchsia location
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
maize water buffalo
  10/04/12
tcr
ultramarine famous landscape painting spot
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
big drunken background story weed whacker
  09/16/12
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ultramarine famous landscape painting spot
  10/04/12
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razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Provocative Bawdyhouse
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Provocative Bawdyhouse
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
arousing institution
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
cracking flesh nibblets parlor
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Provocative Bawdyhouse
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
fuchsia location
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Provocative Bawdyhouse
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Rough-skinned Blood Rage
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Silver Slippery Dopamine
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
self-absorbed brunch
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Black Menage
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
unholy rigpig milk
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Orchid bespoke immigrant national
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
house-broken philosopher-king fat ankles
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
house-broken philosopher-king fat ankles
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
unholy rigpig milk
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
self-absorbed brunch
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  03/28/14
lol idiot
180 offensive principal's office cumskin
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Provocative Bawdyhouse
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Marvelous tripping parlour rigor
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Filthy Talented Home Gunner
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
At-the-ready athletic conference corner
  03/30/14
how did it go?
razzmatazz newt orchestra pit
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
bright persian
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  06/24/17
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Crimson Stirring Pisswyrm
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
sienna hateful senate
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
At-the-ready athletic conference corner
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  06/24/17
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sienna hateful senate
  06/24/17
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Pink area
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Swashbuckling dun address mother
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
sienna hateful senate
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
razzle-dazzle abode ratface
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Marvelous tripping parlour rigor
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Swashbuckling dun address mother
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Mind-boggling Quadroon Stag Film
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Learning disabled hall

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: maize water buffalo

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: bonkers opaque prole lettuce

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: arousing institution

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: saffron chad

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: saffron chad

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: saffron chad

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: saffron chad

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Judgmental range

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Aromatic Adulterous Main People Ticket Booth

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: appetizing market

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: appetizing market

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Marvelous tripping parlour rigor

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Indecent Rebellious School

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: house-broken philosopher-king fat ankles

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: slimy business firm corn cake

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: comical twinkling reading party striped hyena

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Marvelous tripping parlour rigor

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: saffron chad

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: slimy business firm corn cake

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Tantric Marketing Idea

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Excitant indigo box office

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: maize water buffalo

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Spectacular Whorehouse Coldplay Fan

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Mint Galvanic Gas Station Nowag

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Plum internal respiration

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored navy church building psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Exhilarant Useless Brakes Library

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: electric school cafeteria

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Transparent casino stock car

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: electric school cafeteria

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Scarlet Liquid Oxygen

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: arousing institution

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Startling histrionic ladyboy stage



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Learning disabled hall



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: exciting pale kitty cat factory reset button



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Maniacal Trailer Park Jap



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: arousing institution

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Quadroon Stag Film

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: salmon masturbator

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Pontificating Rose Cuckoldry Cruise Ship

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Pontificating Rose Cuckoldry Cruise Ship

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Scarlet Liquid Oxygen

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: maize water buffalo

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Useless Brakes Library

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Scarlet Liquid Oxygen

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: maize water buffalo

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: maize water buffalo

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Blue Bbw

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: unholy rigpig milk

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: violet university

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Plum internal respiration

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: bistre pistol

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: house-broken philosopher-king fat ankles

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: cerebral naked garrison

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: bronze alcoholic crackhouse idea he suggested

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: house-broken philosopher-king fat ankles

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: cerebral naked garrison

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: bronze alcoholic crackhouse idea he suggested

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: rusted wild headpube

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Buff death wish

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: vivacious clear idiot associate

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: impertinent mildly autistic clown

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Doobsian Charismatic Piazza

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Scarlet Liquid Oxygen

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Blue Bbw

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: razzle khaki field hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: heady hospital

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: fuchsia location

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: maize water buffalo

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: ultramarine famous landscape painting spot

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: big drunken background story weed whacker

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: ultramarine famous landscape painting spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Provocative Bawdyhouse

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Provocative Bawdyhouse

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: arousing institution

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: cracking flesh nibblets parlor

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Provocative Bawdyhouse

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: fuchsia location

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Provocative Bawdyhouse

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Blood Rage

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Silver Slippery Dopamine

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed brunch

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Black Menage

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: unholy rigpig milk

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Orchid bespoke immigrant national

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: house-broken philosopher-king fat ankles

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: house-broken philosopher-king fat ankles

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: unholy rigpig milk

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed brunch

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: 180 offensive principal's office cumskin

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Provocative Bawdyhouse

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Marvelous tripping parlour rigor

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Filthy Talented Home Gunner

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready athletic conference corner

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz newt orchestra pit

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: bright persian

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Crimson Stirring Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: sienna hateful senate

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: At-the-ready athletic conference corner

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: sienna hateful senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Pink area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dun address mother

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: sienna hateful senate

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode ratface

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Marvelous tripping parlour rigor

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling dun address mother

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Quadroon Stag Film

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)