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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Odious Mischievous Parlor
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Mind-boggling Ratface
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
multi-colored seedy cumskin garrison
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Chest-beating dog poop goyim
  07/07/12
ty
effete cheese-eating hell
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Adventurous laser beams
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Adventurous laser beams
  05/23/12
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Odious Mischievous Parlor
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Adventurous laser beams
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Adventurous laser beams
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
White At-the-ready Stage
  05/23/12
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Odious Mischievous Parlor
  05/23/12
flame
Pearly faggotry preventive strike
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
domesticated corner azn
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
domesticated corner azn
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
talented skinny woman
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Fishy Unhinged Indirect Expression
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
crystalline diverse organic girlfriend corn cake
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
razzmatazz voyeur
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
thirsty magical indian lodge
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
talented skinny woman
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Adventurous laser beams
  05/23/12
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Odious Mischievous Parlor
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
razzmatazz voyeur
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
180 sanctuary
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
confused office
  05/23/12
do you still play?
multi-colored seedy cumskin garrison
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Green vivacious church building
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
disturbing stain ceo
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Stirring international law enforcement agency
  05/23/12
180
irradiated mauve friendly grandma station
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Excitant forum
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
stimulating harsh school
  05/23/12
thank you brother
mustard public bath pistol
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
stimulating harsh school
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Exhilarant half-breed
  05/23/12
ty
effete cheese-eating hell
  05/23/12
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disgusting parlour
  07/15/12
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Mind-boggling Ratface
  10/14/12
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walnut clown senate
  06/24/17
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Arousing coldplay fan casino
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
effete cheese-eating hell
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
black set
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
maize alpha
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Mildly autistic affirmative action juggernaut
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Mildly autistic affirmative action juggernaut
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Exhilarant half-breed
  05/23/12
srsly?
multi-colored seedy cumskin garrison
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Excitant forum
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Exhilarant half-breed
  05/23/12
link?
multi-colored seedy cumskin garrison
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
multi-colored seedy cumskin garrison
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Curious insecure potus
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Trip dilemma shitlib
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Jade Racy Property
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Stirring international law enforcement agency
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Swashbuckling brunch wagecucks
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
crystalline diverse organic girlfriend corn cake
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
low-t cracking stead
  07/06/12
cr
Cerebral mental disorder
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
crystalline diverse organic girlfriend corn cake
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
low-t cracking stead
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Cerebral mental disorder
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
puce piazza useless brakes
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Gay sickened lodge cuck
  07/06/12
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Odious Mischievous Parlor
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Mint out-of-control area coffee pot
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
insanely creepy stage famous landscape painting
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
razzle smoky gay wizard business firm
  07/15/12
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Odious Mischievous Parlor
  07/15/12
bullshit
Exhilarant half-breed
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Curious insecure potus
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
nofapping newt resort
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  09/15/12
lol
heady maroon becky
  09/15/12
you have a problem
impressive kitty cat hall
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Emerald alcoholic principal's office
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
multi-colored seedy cumskin garrison
  10/04/12
tcr
Angry Party Of The First Part
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Aromatic cuckoldry circlehead
  09/16/12
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Angry Party Of The First Part
  10/04/12
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Odious Mischievous Parlor
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Concupiscible National Pervert
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Concupiscible National Pervert
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
effete cheese-eating hell
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Turquoise Point Marketing Idea
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Concupiscible National Pervert
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Emerald alcoholic principal's office
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Concupiscible National Pervert
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
magenta volcanic crater
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Purple headpube
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Cyan Big Idiot Meetinghouse
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
milky pontificating ladyboy step-uncle's house
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Trip dilemma shitlib
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Electric Sooty Heaven
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
crystalline diverse organic girlfriend corn cake
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
crystalline diverse organic girlfriend corn cake
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Trip dilemma shitlib
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Cyan Big Idiot Meetinghouse
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  03/28/14
lol idiot
violent aphrodisiac address
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Concupiscible National Pervert
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
talented skinny woman
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
mewling laughsome therapy
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Fragrant dysfunction
  03/30/14
how did it go?
boyish box office
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
chrome institution
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  06/24/17
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deranged blue windowlicker partner
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
provocative frozen menage
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Fragrant dysfunction
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  06/24/17
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provocative frozen menage
  06/24/17
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frisky temple crotch
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
transparent private investor library
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
provocative frozen menage
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Odious Mischievous Parlor
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
talented skinny woman
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
transparent private investor library
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
black set
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748565)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Ratface

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: multi-colored seedy cumskin garrison

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating dog poop goyim

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: effete cheese-eating hell

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: White At-the-ready Stage

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748621)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Pearly faggotry preventive strike

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069314)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: domesticated corner azn

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: domesticated corner azn

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: talented skinny woman

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Fishy Unhinged Indirect Expression

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: crystalline diverse organic girlfriend corn cake

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: razzmatazz voyeur

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: thirsty magical indian lodge

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: talented skinny woman

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748674)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: razzmatazz voyeur

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: 180 sanctuary

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: confused office

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: multi-colored seedy cumskin garrison

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Green vivacious church building

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: disturbing stain ceo

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Stirring international law enforcement agency

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: irradiated mauve friendly grandma station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Excitant forum

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: stimulating harsh school

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: mustard public bath pistol

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: stimulating harsh school

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant half-breed

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: effete cheese-eating hell

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751210)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: disgusting parlour



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Ratface



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: walnut clown senate



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: effete cheese-eating hell

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: black set

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: maize alpha

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Mildly autistic affirmative action juggernaut

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Mildly autistic affirmative action juggernaut

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant half-breed

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: multi-colored seedy cumskin garrison

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Excitant forum

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant half-breed

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: multi-colored seedy cumskin garrison

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: multi-colored seedy cumskin garrison

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Curious insecure potus

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Trip dilemma shitlib

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Jade Racy Property

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Stirring international law enforcement agency

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling brunch wagecucks

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: crystalline diverse organic girlfriend corn cake

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: low-t cracking stead

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Cerebral mental disorder

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: crystalline diverse organic girlfriend corn cake

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: low-t cracking stead

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Cerebral mental disorder

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: puce piazza useless brakes

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Gay sickened lodge cuck

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Mint out-of-control area coffee pot

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: insanely creepy stage famous landscape painting

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: razzle smoky gay wizard business firm

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Exhilarant half-breed

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Curious insecure potus

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: nofapping newt resort

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: heady maroon becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: impressive kitty cat hall

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Emerald alcoholic principal's office

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: multi-colored seedy cumskin garrison

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Angry Party Of The First Part

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Aromatic cuckoldry circlehead

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Angry Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Concupiscible National Pervert

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible National Pervert

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: effete cheese-eating hell

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Turquoise Point Marketing Idea

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Concupiscible National Pervert

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Emerald alcoholic principal's office

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Concupiscible National Pervert

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: magenta volcanic crater

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Purple headpube

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Cyan Big Idiot Meetinghouse

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: milky pontificating ladyboy step-uncle's house

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Trip dilemma shitlib

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Electric Sooty Heaven

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: crystalline diverse organic girlfriend corn cake

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: crystalline diverse organic girlfriend corn cake

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Trip dilemma shitlib

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Cyan Big Idiot Meetinghouse

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: violent aphrodisiac address

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible National Pervert

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: talented skinny woman

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: mewling laughsome therapy

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Fragrant dysfunction

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: boyish box office

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: chrome institution

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: deranged blue windowlicker partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: provocative frozen menage

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Fragrant dysfunction

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: provocative frozen menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: frisky temple crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: transparent private investor library

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: provocative frozen menage

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Odious Mischievous Parlor

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: talented skinny woman

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: transparent private investor library

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: black set

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)