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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
pearly laughsome lay
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Hideous Step-uncle's House Dopamine
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
razzmatazz rough-skinned keepsake machete
  07/07/12
ty
White menage
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Comical filthy business firm
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Comical filthy business firm
  05/23/12
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Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Comical filthy business firm
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Comical filthy business firm
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Milky meetinghouse
  05/23/12
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Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  05/23/12
flame
floppy casino
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Pearl goal in life
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Pearl goal in life
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
slap-happy black woman psychic
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
provocative temple patrolman
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
glittery self-centered spot fat ankles
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
multi-colored jap
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
deranged cracking brethren
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
slap-happy black woman psychic
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Comical filthy business firm
  05/23/12
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Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
multi-colored jap
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
insanely creepy unholy hell pervert
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Stimulating Lavender Love Of Her Life Dragon
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Hideous Step-uncle's House Dopamine
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Hyperventilating bat shit crazy potus
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
know-it-all school cafeteria
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Cerise curious filthpig
  05/23/12
180
lascivious sienna stock car
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
ruby spectacular giraffe pistol
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Blathering stage faggotry
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Exciting misanthropic church nibblets
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Blathering stage faggotry
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Dull theatre juggernaut
  05/23/12
ty
White menage
  05/23/12
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wonderful underhanded hairy legs whorehouse
  07/15/12
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pearly laughsome lay
  10/14/12
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racy tan clown
  06/24/17
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gold thriller cruise ship codepig
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
White menage
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Flesh contagious striped hyena
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Charismatic dead cuck theater
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Violet electric church building messiness
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Violet electric church building messiness
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Dull theatre juggernaut
  05/23/12
srsly?
Hideous Step-uncle's House Dopamine
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
ruby spectacular giraffe pistol
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Dull theatre juggernaut
  05/23/12
link?
Hideous Step-uncle's House Dopamine
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Hideous Step-uncle's House Dopamine
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Talented magical nowag
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
hairless fanboi
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Domesticated Coldplay Fan Mental Disorder
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Cerise curious filthpig
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
180 frum hospital dog poop
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
glittery self-centered spot fat ankles
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
cobalt razzle area doctorate
  07/06/12
cr
Sexy Offensive Plaza Digit Ratio
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
glittery self-centered spot fat ankles
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
cobalt razzle area doctorate
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Sexy Offensive Plaza Digit Ratio
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
aquamarine passionate telephone
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
fluffy gay wizard generalized bond
  07/06/12
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Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Irate cheese-eating stag film blood rage
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Unhinged Cumskin National Security Agency
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Bright place of business
  07/15/12
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Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  07/15/12
bullshit
Dull theatre juggernaut
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Talented magical nowag
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
light locus
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  09/15/12
lol
umber roast beef marketing idea
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Arousing alpha
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
seedy deer antler set
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Hideous Step-uncle's House Dopamine
  10/04/12
tcr
concupiscible puce institution
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Maniacal vibrant french chef forum
  09/16/12
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concupiscible puce institution
  10/04/12
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Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
hot bronze degenerate cuckold
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
hot bronze degenerate cuckold
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
White menage
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Gaped godawful space twinkling uncleanness
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
hot bronze degenerate cuckold
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
seedy deer antler set
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
hot bronze degenerate cuckold
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
motley submissive tattoo international law enforcement agency
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
boyish pea-brained candlestick maker
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
odious mad cow disease
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Bearded cuckoldry
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
hairless fanboi
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Mauve crotch
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
glittery self-centered spot fat ankles
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
glittery self-centered spot fat ankles
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
hairless fanboi
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
odious mad cow disease
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Supple Splenetic Native Legal Warrant
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
hot bronze degenerate cuckold
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
slap-happy black woman psychic
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Aromatic smoky son of senegal
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Citrine territorial trailer park faggot firefighter
  03/30/14
how did it go?
jade angry university
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
amethyst soul-stirring queen of the night
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  06/24/17
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bateful coral regret haunted graveyard
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
avocado mood chapel
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Citrine territorial trailer park faggot firefighter
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  06/24/17
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avocado mood chapel
  06/24/17
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Stirring Hilarious Property Newt
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
chartreuse wrinkle
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
avocado mood chapel
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
slap-happy black woman psychic
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
chartreuse wrinkle
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Flesh contagious striped hyena
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: pearly laughsome lay

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Hideous Step-uncle's House Dopamine

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned keepsake machete

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: White menage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Comical filthy business firm

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Comical filthy business firm

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Comical filthy business firm

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Comical filthy business firm

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Milky meetinghouse

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: floppy casino

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Pearl goal in life

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Pearl goal in life

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: slap-happy black woman psychic

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: provocative temple patrolman

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: glittery self-centered spot fat ankles

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: multi-colored jap

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: deranged cracking brethren

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: slap-happy black woman psychic

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Comical filthy business firm

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: multi-colored jap

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: insanely creepy unholy hell pervert

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Stimulating Lavender Love Of Her Life Dragon

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Hideous Step-uncle's House Dopamine

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Hyperventilating bat shit crazy potus

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: know-it-all school cafeteria

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Cerise curious filthpig

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: lascivious sienna stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: ruby spectacular giraffe pistol

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Blathering stage faggotry

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Exciting misanthropic church nibblets

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Blathering stage faggotry

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Dull theatre juggernaut

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: White menage

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: wonderful underhanded hairy legs whorehouse



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: pearly laughsome lay



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: racy tan clown



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: gold thriller cruise ship codepig



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: White menage

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Flesh contagious striped hyena

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Charismatic dead cuck theater

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Violet electric church building messiness

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Violet electric church building messiness

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Dull theatre juggernaut

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Hideous Step-uncle's House Dopamine

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: ruby spectacular giraffe pistol

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Dull theatre juggernaut

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Hideous Step-uncle's House Dopamine

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Hideous Step-uncle's House Dopamine

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Talented magical nowag

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: hairless fanboi

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Domesticated Coldplay Fan Mental Disorder

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Cerise curious filthpig

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: 180 frum hospital dog poop

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: glittery self-centered spot fat ankles

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: cobalt razzle area doctorate

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Sexy Offensive Plaza Digit Ratio

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: glittery self-centered spot fat ankles

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: cobalt razzle area doctorate

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Sexy Offensive Plaza Digit Ratio

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate telephone

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: fluffy gay wizard generalized bond

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Irate cheese-eating stag film blood rage

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Unhinged Cumskin National Security Agency

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Bright place of business

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Dull theatre juggernaut

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Talented magical nowag

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: light locus

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: umber roast beef marketing idea

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Arousing alpha

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: seedy deer antler set

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Hideous Step-uncle's House Dopamine

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: concupiscible puce institution

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Maniacal vibrant french chef forum

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: concupiscible puce institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: hot bronze degenerate cuckold

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: hot bronze degenerate cuckold

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: White menage

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Gaped godawful space twinkling uncleanness

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: hot bronze degenerate cuckold

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: seedy deer antler set

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: hot bronze degenerate cuckold

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: motley submissive tattoo international law enforcement agency

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: boyish pea-brained candlestick maker

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: odious mad cow disease

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Bearded cuckoldry

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: hairless fanboi

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Mauve crotch

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: glittery self-centered spot fat ankles

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: glittery self-centered spot fat ankles

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: hairless fanboi

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: odious mad cow disease

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Supple Splenetic Native Legal Warrant

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: hot bronze degenerate cuckold

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: slap-happy black woman psychic

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Aromatic smoky son of senegal

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Citrine territorial trailer park faggot firefighter

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: jade angry university

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: amethyst soul-stirring queen of the night

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: bateful coral regret haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: avocado mood chapel

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Citrine territorial trailer park faggot firefighter

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: avocado mood chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Stirring Hilarious Property Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: avocado mood chapel

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Vivacious boistinker philosopher-king

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: slap-happy black woman psychic

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Flesh contagious striped hyena

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)