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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
bronze casino
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
drab dead hall
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Provocative Up-to-no-good Set Pervert
  07/07/12
ty
Sadistic Becky Shitlib
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Fiercely-loyal burgundy point pisswyrm
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Fiercely-loyal burgundy point pisswyrm
  05/23/12
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Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Fiercely-loyal burgundy point pisswyrm
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Fiercely-loyal burgundy point pisswyrm
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
fighting slate pit
  05/23/12
...
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  05/23/12
flame
charcoal sneaky criminal
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Mauve locale dog poop
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Mauve locale dog poop
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Fragrant white background story garrison
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
fuchsia sweet tailpipe
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Clear alpha
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
bateful twinkling gas station gay wizard
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Big Bonkers Bawdyhouse Candlestick Maker
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Fragrant white background story garrison
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Fiercely-loyal burgundy point pisswyrm
  05/23/12
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Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
bateful twinkling gas station gay wizard
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Apoplectic French Chef Sanctuary
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
cocky razzle stage international law enforcement agency
  05/23/12
do you still play?
drab dead hall
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
autistic rough-skinned jap
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
histrionic church building faggotry
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Wonderful chapel
  05/23/12
180
Multi-colored Love Of Her Life Native
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Brilliant Cuckoldry Really Tough Guy
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
arousing iridescent messiness
  05/23/12
thank you brother
irradiated cordovan boltzmann dopamine
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
arousing iridescent messiness
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
harsh pozpig indian lodge
  05/23/12
ty
Sadistic Becky Shitlib
  05/23/12
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Vibrant home
  07/15/12
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bronze casino
  10/14/12
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Ungodly floppy boistinker circlehead
  06/24/17
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Glittery Abnormal School
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Sadistic Becky Shitlib
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Sexy Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Odious Slippery Den Wrinkle
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
magenta kitchen
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
magenta kitchen
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
harsh pozpig indian lodge
  05/23/12
srsly?
drab dead hall
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Brilliant Cuckoldry Really Tough Guy
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
harsh pozpig indian lodge
  05/23/12
link?
drab dead hall
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
drab dead hall
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
ruby son of senegal
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
mischievous grizzly principal's office water buffalo
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Curious hell new version
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Wonderful chapel
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
irate fantasy-prone ratface
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Clear alpha
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Carmine range
  07/06/12
cr
Bearded market
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Clear alpha
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Carmine range
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Bearded market
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Glassy Psychic University
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
ruddy locus
  07/06/12
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Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
at-the-ready wild state
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Soul-stirring Lodge
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
stubborn therapy generalized bond
  07/15/12
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Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  07/15/12
bullshit
harsh pozpig indian lodge
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
ruby son of senegal
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Plum Marketing Idea
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  09/15/12
lol
arrogant citrine parlor incel
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Costumed Rigpig
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
trip transparent meetinghouse
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
drab dead hall
  10/04/12
tcr
boyish splenetic nursing home
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Low-t soggy ticket booth
  09/16/12
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boyish splenetic nursing home
  10/04/12
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Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
submissive light electric furnace
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
submissive light electric furnace
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Sadistic Becky Shitlib
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Cerebral Medicated Space Sandwich
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
submissive light electric furnace
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
trip transparent meetinghouse
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
submissive light electric furnace
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Snowy big-titted dysfunction stag film
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
rose charismatic mood patrolman
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Judgmental nibblets
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Misanthropic razzle-dazzle plaza legal warrant
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
mischievous grizzly principal's office water buffalo
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
puce field
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Clear alpha
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Clear alpha
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
mischievous grizzly principal's office water buffalo
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Judgmental nibblets
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Appetizing heaven
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
submissive light electric furnace
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Fragrant white background story garrison
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
pink painfully honest dilemma
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Shivering hairraiser persian
  03/30/14
how did it go?
elite station
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
abusive trailer park
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  06/24/17
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Adulterous impressive institution
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Rebellious national
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Shivering hairraiser persian
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  06/24/17
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Rebellious national
  06/24/17
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Pearl stirring center regret
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
high-end well-lubricated jewess
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Rebellious national
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Effete fluffy church windowlicker
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Fragrant white background story garrison
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
high-end well-lubricated jewess
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Sexy Orchestra Pit Nowag
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: bronze casino

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: drab dead hall

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Provocative Up-to-no-good Set Pervert

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Sadistic Becky Shitlib

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal burgundy point pisswyrm

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal burgundy point pisswyrm

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal burgundy point pisswyrm

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal burgundy point pisswyrm

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: fighting slate pit

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: charcoal sneaky criminal

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Mauve locale dog poop

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Mauve locale dog poop

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Fragrant white background story garrison

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: fuchsia sweet tailpipe

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Clear alpha

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: bateful twinkling gas station gay wizard

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Big Bonkers Bawdyhouse Candlestick Maker

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Fragrant white background story garrison

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal burgundy point pisswyrm

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: bateful twinkling gas station gay wizard

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Apoplectic French Chef Sanctuary

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: cocky razzle stage international law enforcement agency

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: drab dead hall

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: autistic rough-skinned jap

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: histrionic church building faggotry

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Wonderful chapel

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored Love Of Her Life Native

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Brilliant Cuckoldry Really Tough Guy

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: arousing iridescent messiness

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan boltzmann dopamine

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: arousing iridescent messiness

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: harsh pozpig indian lodge

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Sadistic Becky Shitlib

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Vibrant home



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: bronze casino



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Glittery Abnormal School



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Sadistic Becky Shitlib

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Sexy Orchestra Pit Nowag

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Odious Slippery Den Wrinkle

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: magenta kitchen

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: magenta kitchen

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: harsh pozpig indian lodge

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: drab dead hall

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Brilliant Cuckoldry Really Tough Guy

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: harsh pozpig indian lodge

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: drab dead hall

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: drab dead hall

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: ruby son of senegal

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: mischievous grizzly principal's office water buffalo

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Curious hell new version

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Wonderful chapel

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: irate fantasy-prone ratface

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Clear alpha

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Carmine range

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Bearded market

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Clear alpha

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Carmine range

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Bearded market

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Glassy Psychic University

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: ruddy locus

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready wild state

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Lodge

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: stubborn therapy generalized bond

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: harsh pozpig indian lodge

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: ruby son of senegal

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Plum Marketing Idea

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: arrogant citrine parlor incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Costumed Rigpig

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: trip transparent meetinghouse

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: drab dead hall

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: boyish splenetic nursing home

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Low-t soggy ticket booth

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: boyish splenetic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: submissive light electric furnace

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: submissive light electric furnace

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Sadistic Becky Shitlib

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Cerebral Medicated Space Sandwich

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: submissive light electric furnace

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: trip transparent meetinghouse

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: submissive light electric furnace

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Snowy big-titted dysfunction stag film

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: rose charismatic mood patrolman

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Judgmental nibblets

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Misanthropic razzle-dazzle plaza legal warrant

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: mischievous grizzly principal's office water buffalo

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: puce field

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Clear alpha

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Clear alpha

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: mischievous grizzly principal's office water buffalo

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Judgmental nibblets

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Appetizing heaven

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: submissive light electric furnace

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Fragrant white background story garrison

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: pink painfully honest dilemma

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Shivering hairraiser persian

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: elite station

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: abusive trailer park

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Adulterous impressive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Rebellious national

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Shivering hairraiser persian

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Rebellious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Pearl stirring center regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: high-end well-lubricated jewess

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Rebellious national

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Effete fluffy church windowlicker

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Fragrant white background story garrison

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: high-end well-lubricated jewess

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Sexy Orchestra Pit Nowag

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)