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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
alcoholic wonderful dog poop boistinker
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
cerebral walnut trailer park
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Arousing abode
  07/07/12
ty
mint galvanic resort
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Coral Curious Rehab
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Coral Curious Rehab
  05/23/12
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Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Coral Curious Rehab
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Coral Curious Rehab
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
White Embarrassed To The Bone Half-breed Garrison
  05/23/12
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Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  05/23/12
flame
Anal Ticket Booth Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
marvelous mahogany windowlicker
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
marvelous mahogany windowlicker
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Trip pistol
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Cyan racy pit
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Razzmatazz translucent corn cake home
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Hyperactive sneaky criminal gay wizard
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
soul-stirring temple jewess
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Trip pistol
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Coral Curious Rehab
  05/23/12
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Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Hyperactive sneaky criminal gay wizard
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
aphrodisiac macaca
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Dashing Flushed House
  05/23/12
do you still play?
cerebral walnut trailer park
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
multi-colored cuck property
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
swollen den karate
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Glassy crusty heaven
  05/23/12
180
Bronze depressive
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Concupiscible costumed scourge upon the earth
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Pontificating Mexican
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Salmon factory reset button
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Pontificating Mexican
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
contagious unholy corner partner
  05/23/12
ty
mint galvanic resort
  05/23/12
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House-broken meetinghouse
  07/15/12
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alcoholic wonderful dog poop boistinker
  10/14/12
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passionate plaza main people
  06/24/17
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fuchsia hairy legs set
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
mint galvanic resort
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Cheese-eating puppy site
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
vibrant crackhouse french chef
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
supple field bbw
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
supple field bbw
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
contagious unholy corner partner
  05/23/12
srsly?
cerebral walnut trailer park
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Concupiscible costumed scourge upon the earth
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
contagious unholy corner partner
  05/23/12
link?
cerebral walnut trailer park
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
cerebral walnut trailer park
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
spruce bonkers knife foreskin
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
useless yarmulke voyeur
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Carnelian school cafeteria
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Glassy crusty heaven
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Snowy gas station famous landscape painting
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Razzmatazz translucent corn cake home
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
purple doctorate university
  07/06/12
cr
sienna regret
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Razzmatazz translucent corn cake home
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
purple doctorate university
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
sienna regret
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
heady pale feces
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Cracking deer antler ape
  07/06/12
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Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Laughsome Puce Institution
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Doobsian Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
blue provocative idiot
  07/15/12
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Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  07/15/12
bullshit
contagious unholy corner partner
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
spruce bonkers knife foreskin
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Talking address hominid
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  09/15/12
lol
odious angry hell idea he suggested
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Ultramarine Faggotry Shrine
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
180 stage
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
cerebral walnut trailer park
  10/04/12
tcr
Saffron theater
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
exhilarant state useless brakes
  09/16/12
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Saffron theater
  10/04/12
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Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
onyx stirring messiness
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
onyx stirring messiness
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
mint galvanic resort
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
disgusting potus forum
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
onyx stirring messiness
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
180 stage
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
onyx stirring messiness
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Twinkling gaping native
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Brilliant orchestra pit
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Sepia Aromatic Mediation
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
copper rigpig
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
useless yarmulke voyeur
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Fragrant locus
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Razzmatazz translucent corn cake home
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Razzmatazz translucent corn cake home
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
useless yarmulke voyeur
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Sepia Aromatic Mediation
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Dun double fault
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
onyx stirring messiness
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Trip pistol
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Appetizing Magenta Ratface
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
hairraiser soggy locale
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Navy mischievous market
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Diverse Faggot Firefighter Rigor
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  06/24/17
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metal church building
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Lime juggernaut hall
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
hairraiser soggy locale
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  06/24/17
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Lime juggernaut hall
  06/24/17
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titillating legal warrant
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
aggressive comical chapel
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Lime juggernaut hall
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Vivacious parlour striped hyena
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Trip pistol
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
aggressive comical chapel
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Cheese-eating puppy site
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: alcoholic wonderful dog poop boistinker

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: cerebral walnut trailer park

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Arousing abode

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: mint galvanic resort

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Coral Curious Rehab

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Coral Curious Rehab

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Coral Curious Rehab

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Coral Curious Rehab

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: White Embarrassed To The Bone Half-breed Garrison

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Anal Ticket Booth Twinkling Uncleanness

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: marvelous mahogany windowlicker

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: marvelous mahogany windowlicker

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Trip pistol

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Cyan racy pit

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Razzmatazz translucent corn cake home

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Hyperactive sneaky criminal gay wizard

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring temple jewess

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Trip pistol

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Coral Curious Rehab

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Hyperactive sneaky criminal gay wizard

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac macaca

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Dashing Flushed House

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: cerebral walnut trailer park

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: multi-colored cuck property

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: swollen den karate

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Glassy crusty heaven

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Bronze depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Concupiscible costumed scourge upon the earth

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Pontificating Mexican

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Salmon factory reset button

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Pontificating Mexican

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: contagious unholy corner partner

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: mint galvanic resort

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751210)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: House-broken meetinghouse



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: alcoholic wonderful dog poop boistinker



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: passionate plaza main people



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: fuchsia hairy legs set



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: mint galvanic resort

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy site

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: vibrant crackhouse french chef

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: supple field bbw

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: supple field bbw

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: contagious unholy corner partner

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: cerebral walnut trailer park

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible costumed scourge upon the earth

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: contagious unholy corner partner

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: cerebral walnut trailer park

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: cerebral walnut trailer park

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: spruce bonkers knife foreskin

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: useless yarmulke voyeur

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Carnelian school cafeteria

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Glassy crusty heaven

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Snowy gas station famous landscape painting

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz translucent corn cake home

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: purple doctorate university

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: sienna regret

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz translucent corn cake home

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: purple doctorate university

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: sienna regret

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: heady pale feces

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Cracking deer antler ape

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Puce Institution

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Doobsian Mad-dog Skullcap

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: blue provocative idiot

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: contagious unholy corner partner

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: spruce bonkers knife foreskin

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Talking address hominid

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: odious angry hell idea he suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine Faggotry Shrine

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: 180 stage

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: cerebral walnut trailer park

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Saffron theater

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: exhilarant state useless brakes

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Saffron theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: onyx stirring messiness

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: onyx stirring messiness

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: mint galvanic resort

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: disgusting potus forum

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: onyx stirring messiness

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: 180 stage

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: onyx stirring messiness

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Twinkling gaping native

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Brilliant orchestra pit

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Sepia Aromatic Mediation

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: copper rigpig

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: useless yarmulke voyeur

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Fragrant locus

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz translucent corn cake home

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz translucent corn cake home

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: useless yarmulke voyeur

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Sepia Aromatic Mediation

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Dun double fault

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: onyx stirring messiness

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Trip pistol

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Appetizing Magenta Ratface

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: hairraiser soggy locale

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Navy mischievous market

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Diverse Faggot Firefighter Rigor

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: metal church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Lime juggernaut hall

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: hairraiser soggy locale

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Lime juggernaut hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: titillating legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: aggressive comical chapel

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Lime juggernaut hall

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Vivacious parlour striped hyena

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Trip pistol

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: aggressive comical chapel

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy site

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)