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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Motley splenetic office
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
bateful fluffy gay wizard
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
aromatic embarrassed to the bone garrison filthpig
  07/07/12
ty
wonderful quadroon
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
pontificating flesh persian abode
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
pontificating flesh persian abode
  05/23/12
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Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
pontificating flesh persian abode
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
pontificating flesh persian abode
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
talented hilarious hissy fit
  05/23/12
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Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  05/23/12
flame
Adulterous stag film dingle berry
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Confused Macaca Point
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Confused Macaca Point
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
free-loading windowlicker tattoo
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Fragrant flushed base idiot
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
bat-shit-crazy hot meetinghouse digit ratio
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
deranged beady-eyed generalized bond
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
High-end Aggressive Forum Rigor
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
free-loading windowlicker tattoo
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
pontificating flesh persian abode
  05/23/12
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Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
deranged beady-eyed generalized bond
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Underhanded Bright Elastic Band Immigrant
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Irate hospital sandwich
  05/23/12
do you still play?
bateful fluffy gay wizard
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
naked swollen round eye mexican
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Medicated electric furnace chad
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Thriller sexy telephone
  05/23/12
180
passionate scourge upon the earth nursing home
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
glittery field marketing idea
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Ungodly University Athletic Conference
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Idiotic travel guidebook
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Ungodly University Athletic Conference
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
cream at-the-ready trailer park boiling water
  05/23/12
ty
wonderful quadroon
  05/23/12
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Grizzly Chapel
  07/15/12
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Motley splenetic office
  10/14/12
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Milky Orchestra Pit Therapy
  06/24/17
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Startling Gunner Set
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
wonderful quadroon
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Vibrant twinkling parlour
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
salmon flirting lodge
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
lilac zombie-like station
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
lilac zombie-like station
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
cream at-the-ready trailer park boiling water
  05/23/12
srsly?
bateful fluffy gay wizard
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
glittery field marketing idea
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
cream at-the-ready trailer park boiling water
  05/23/12
link?
bateful fluffy gay wizard
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
bateful fluffy gay wizard
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Titillating bat shit crazy ratface new version
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
henna den halford
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
nudist indigo theater
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Thriller sexy telephone
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
aphrodisiac range
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
bat-shit-crazy hot meetinghouse digit ratio
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Excitant self-absorbed locale selfie
  07/06/12
cr
rough-skinned toaster dilemma
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
bat-shit-crazy hot meetinghouse digit ratio
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Excitant self-absorbed locale selfie
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
rough-skinned toaster dilemma
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
ebony cuckoldry jap
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Ivory rigpig public bath
  07/06/12
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Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
misanthropic fuchsia prole
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
crystalline soul-stirring legal warrant philosopher-king
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Scarlet stirring organic girlfriend
  07/15/12
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Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  07/15/12
bullshit
cream at-the-ready trailer park boiling water
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Titillating bat shit crazy ratface new version
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Pungent Jade Wrinkle
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  09/15/12
lol
cowardly stead french chef
  09/15/12
you have a problem
shaky internal respiration
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
navy rebellious menage
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
bateful fluffy gay wizard
  10/04/12
tcr
Angry Doobsian Volcanic Crater
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
racy chocolate casino
  09/16/12
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Angry Doobsian Volcanic Crater
  10/04/12
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Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
cheese-eating pea-brained spot reading party
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
cheese-eating pea-brained spot reading party
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
wonderful quadroon
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Seedy tanning salon goyim
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
cheese-eating pea-brained spot reading party
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
navy rebellious menage
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
cheese-eating pea-brained spot reading party
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
diverse hairless water buffalo
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
yellow impertinent old irish cottage lay
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
dun spectacular mad-dog skullcap
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Peach Supple Home
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
henna den halford
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
up-to-no-good pocket flask coldplay fan
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
bat-shit-crazy hot meetinghouse digit ratio
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
bat-shit-crazy hot meetinghouse digit ratio
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
henna den halford
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
dun spectacular mad-dog skullcap
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  03/28/14
lol idiot
pearl indian lodge hairy legs
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
cheese-eating pea-brained spot reading party
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
free-loading windowlicker tattoo
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
swashbuckling parlor
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
chrome potus shitlib
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Multi-colored pearly fortuitous meteor
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Vigorous roast beef
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  06/24/17
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Vivacious address
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Charismatic Crawly Pistol
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
chrome potus shitlib
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  06/24/17
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Charismatic Crawly Pistol
  06/24/17
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Curious church roommate
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
cruel-hearted pit
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Charismatic Crawly Pistol
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
free-loading windowlicker tattoo
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
cruel-hearted pit
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Vibrant twinkling parlour
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Motley splenetic office

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: bateful fluffy gay wizard

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: aromatic embarrassed to the bone garrison filthpig

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: wonderful quadroon

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: pontificating flesh persian abode

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: pontificating flesh persian abode

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: pontificating flesh persian abode

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: pontificating flesh persian abode

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: talented hilarious hissy fit

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Adulterous stag film dingle berry

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Confused Macaca Point

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Confused Macaca Point

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: free-loading windowlicker tattoo

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Fragrant flushed base idiot

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hot meetinghouse digit ratio

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: deranged beady-eyed generalized bond

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: High-end Aggressive Forum Rigor

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: free-loading windowlicker tattoo

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: pontificating flesh persian abode

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: deranged beady-eyed generalized bond

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Underhanded Bright Elastic Band Immigrant

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Irate hospital sandwich

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: bateful fluffy gay wizard

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: naked swollen round eye mexican

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Medicated electric furnace chad

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Thriller sexy telephone

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: passionate scourge upon the earth nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: glittery field marketing idea

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Ungodly University Athletic Conference

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Idiotic travel guidebook

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Ungodly University Athletic Conference

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: cream at-the-ready trailer park boiling water

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: wonderful quadroon

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Grizzly Chapel



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Motley splenetic office



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Startling Gunner Set



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: wonderful quadroon

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Vibrant twinkling parlour

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: salmon flirting lodge

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: lilac zombie-like station

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: lilac zombie-like station

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: cream at-the-ready trailer park boiling water

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: bateful fluffy gay wizard

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: glittery field marketing idea

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: cream at-the-ready trailer park boiling water

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: bateful fluffy gay wizard

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: bateful fluffy gay wizard

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Titillating bat shit crazy ratface new version

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: henna den halford

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: nudist indigo theater

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Thriller sexy telephone

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hot meetinghouse digit ratio

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Excitant self-absorbed locale selfie

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: rough-skinned toaster dilemma

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hot meetinghouse digit ratio

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Excitant self-absorbed locale selfie

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: rough-skinned toaster dilemma

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: ebony cuckoldry jap

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Ivory rigpig public bath

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: misanthropic fuchsia prole

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring legal warrant philosopher-king

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Scarlet stirring organic girlfriend

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: cream at-the-ready trailer park boiling water

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Titillating bat shit crazy ratface new version

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Pungent Jade Wrinkle

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: cowardly stead french chef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: shaky internal respiration

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: navy rebellious menage

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: bateful fluffy gay wizard

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Angry Doobsian Volcanic Crater

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: racy chocolate casino

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Angry Doobsian Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: cheese-eating pea-brained spot reading party

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: cheese-eating pea-brained spot reading party

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: wonderful quadroon

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Seedy tanning salon goyim

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: cheese-eating pea-brained spot reading party

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: navy rebellious menage

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: cheese-eating pea-brained spot reading party

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: diverse hairless water buffalo

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: yellow impertinent old irish cottage lay

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: dun spectacular mad-dog skullcap

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Peach Supple Home

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: henna den halford

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pocket flask coldplay fan

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hot meetinghouse digit ratio

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hot meetinghouse digit ratio

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: henna den halford

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: dun spectacular mad-dog skullcap

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: pearl indian lodge hairy legs

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: cheese-eating pea-brained spot reading party

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: free-loading windowlicker tattoo

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: chrome potus shitlib

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored pearly fortuitous meteor

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Vigorous roast beef

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Vivacious address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Charismatic Crawly Pistol

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: chrome potus shitlib

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Charismatic Crawly Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Curious church roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pit

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Charismatic Crawly Pistol

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Slimy Mahogany Hell Turdskin

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: free-loading windowlicker tattoo

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pit

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Vibrant twinkling parlour

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)