List the three best novels in American literature.
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:39 PM Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)
Cite your shitty senior thesis if needed.
Mine are not particularly controversial picks:
1. Huckleberry Finn
2. Moby Dick
3. The Sound and the Fury
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755182) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:40 PM Author: A large black boot stamping the faces of shitlibs
lol
(not including Henry James)
HF
MD
Absalom
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755208) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:43 PM Author: .,,.....,.,.,...,...,.,.....,..
1. Sister Carrie
2. Ironweed
3. The Bridge of San Luis Rey
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755255) |

Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:41 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755210) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:43 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755260) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:45 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755283) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:49 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755341) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:46 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755298) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:46 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,;.,:,.,..:.,:..:.::,.
He's clearly right
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755302) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:46 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20756003) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:47 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755325) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:51 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755370) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:52 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755395) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:55 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755439) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:17 PM Author: .;.;.;....;,.,,,,.,;..,;...,;,.,;,.,;
You got fucking annihilated here man.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755698) |
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Date: June 11th, 2012 7:31 PM Author: ,;.;,.;.,;.,;.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.,;.,;.,;.,.;.,;.;,
why do people always edit out their brutal pwnings. how else will we train the younglings?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20869196) |

Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:41 PM Author: bloodacre
Monster Blood
Monster Blood 2
????????
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20755227) |

Date: May 24th, 2012 2:09 AM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)
To be fair,
Moby Dick
Huck Finn
Great Gatsby
/thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20756930) |
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Date: June 11th, 2012 4:48 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,.,;,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
huge no to gatsby, nigger lips.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20868186) |

Date: May 24th, 2012 2:17 AM Author: wgwaG
Gravity's Rainbow
Moby Dick
Tropic of Capricorn.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20756955) |

Date: May 24th, 2012 2:21 AM Author: Really Cool Guy In Pre Faded Jeans Master Man
gravitys rainbow
the recognitions
the sound and the fury
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20756975) |

Date: May 24th, 2012 2:33 AM Author: Joseph Gordon-Franzen (sw)
freedom
the corrections
how to train your dragon
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20757002) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:42 AM Author: .,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,;
i came here to advocate for franzen. ty.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20757476) |
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Date: June 11th, 2012 4:13 PM Author: .........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................
lol damn i ran here to post this
FRANZEN
FRANZEN
FRANZEN
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20868022) |

Date: May 24th, 2012 8:40 AM Author: Shufflepuck Cafe
1. The Moviegoer
2. Rabbit, Run
3. Light in August
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20757472) |

Date: May 24th, 2012 9:49 AM Author: Thick Blatina mami wearing hoochie hoops
The Illuminatus! Trilogy
American Psycho
Lonesome Dove
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20757606) |

Date: May 24th, 2012 10:48 AM Author: Judas Jones
Fight Club
The Corrections
On The Road
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20757813) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 11:16 AM Author: ...,.....,,,....,,,,,,....,,,.,.,,,,..,.,,,.......
Trendy and cool. Bet you don't own a TV.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20757901) |

Date: May 24th, 2012 12:53 PM Author: dr. joseph smith's rotting corpse, esq. (the poaster formerly known as DJSRCE)
imho,
all the king's men
the sound and the fury
book of illusions
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20758211) |

Date: June 11th, 2012 4:17 PM Author: potatoe
TKAM
Moby Dick
Grapes of Wrath
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20868045) |
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Date: June 11th, 2012 4:43 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
tkam is not a good novel.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20868157) |

Date: June 11th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: H.
1) Gravity's Rainbow
2) The Recognitions
3) Beloved
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20868173) |

Date: June 11th, 2012 5:05 PM Author: ....;,;.;,,,,;;.......,........;.......,,,,
Light in August or Sound and the Fury
Grapes of Wrath, East of Eden
Uncle Tom's Cabin, Huck Finn
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20868278) |

Date: June 11th, 2012 6:34 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Moby Dick and Huckleberry Finn are the two obvious choices. After that it's debatable. I'm inclined to vote for Grapes of Wrath personally, but there are plenty of other solid choices on this thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20868866) |

Date: June 11th, 2012 6:36 PM Author: kai (Pederastrian)
Moby Dick
The old man and the sea
Lolita
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20868880) |

Date: June 11th, 2012 6:36 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,
The Sound and the Fury
The Great Gatsby
The Old Man and the Sea
honorable mentions: Tropic of Cancer, Lolita, Huckleberry Finn, On the Road, Dharma Bums
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20868882) |

Date: June 11th, 2012 7:00 PM Author: ,;.;,.;.,;.,;.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.,;.,;.,;.,.;.,;.;,
ITT: people who suck at math
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20868998) |

Date: June 11th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Not my problem
1.) Going Rogue
2.) The Book of Mormon
3.) The Boxcar Children
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20869325) |

Date: June 11th, 2012 7:55 PM Author: RNP+
going to 2nd the Boxcar Children
and nominate The Giver and A Feast for Crows
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20869378)
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Date: June 11th, 2012 8:10 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,;,....,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.
Picking Absalom over SATF is preftigious, but probably misguided.
Other than Faulkner, I'd say Moby Dick and Huck Finn, like everyone else in this thread. The more interesting question is what 20th century novels make these kinds of lists in 50 years, when Huck Finn and possibly Faulkner fall out of favor when the 19th century South has less of a hold on the American literary imagination. I'd guess that Grapes of Wrath takes its rightful place as an all-time American classic. Wouldn't be surprised to see something by McCarthy (probably The Road or Blood Meridian) see more mentions on these lists. I think Pynchon has had his moment already but who knows.
Also, haters gonna hate, but Beloved probably deserves some mention ITT.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#20869531) |

Date: August 13th, 2012 5:09 PM Author: ",,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:,:,...,:,.,.:..,:.,:.::,,
JFC xo is a throng of miscreants. Your literary palates need some SERIOUS refining.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955584&forum_id=2#21329640) |
Date: August 13th, 2012 5:10 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..
1. The Faggot Always Rings Twice
2. Freedom
3. The Hunt for Red October
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