Date: May 25th, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

eunuch?

As Emperor, you would have no real political power. Your whole life would be scripted by various ceremonial roles. However, once you retire to your harem, you have more freedom (though you must produce an heir). The women are very beautiful, groomed from the age of twelve in an all-female colony expressly to serve you. The very prettiest are selected by you at 16.

As Chief Eunuch, you will have real power. You decide who lives or dies (including the Emperor, though you must replace him with a virile man; i.e., not you). All honors and rewards ultimately depend on you. The priests, the soldiers, the bankers, the doctors, and the farmers obey your every command. However, since the age of twelve, you have been castrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768107)

Date: May 25th, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Emperor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768115)

Date: May 25th, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768122)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:01 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Emperor lives in enough luxury + gets tons of pussy.

Who cares about "real" power, especially if you can't get laid, ever? Seems like a shit deal. The real reason most men want power anyway is for luxury + pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768144)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

Enjoy being sodomized to death by the palace guard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768152)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768154)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

Chief Eunuch decides your time is up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768161)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

See below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768188)

Date: May 25th, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: well this machine pleasures shrews

so would i rather have to work, and never have sex, or never have to work, but always have sex? that's the question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768125)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:01 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

This is the credited way to rephrase this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768151)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

You realize the Chief Eunuch can have the Emperor deposed on a whim, yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768155)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: well this machine pleasures shrews

after which he can keep working for the next emperor. meet the new boss, same as the old boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768159)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

New boss might be gay. Eunuch could enjoy resulting discomfiture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768167)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: AKA Noodles

not with me fucking his ass, he can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768165)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

Eunuch controls the army. Good luck battling trained soldiers when you're stuffed on wine and women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768175)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: AKA Noodles

i will use my experience gained from your sargeing thread to seduce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768190)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

Wait, now you want to be the eunuch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768199)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:09 PM
Author: AKA Noodles

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768214)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

If you have reason to fear it will come to an end you'll find the motivation. Look, no guy is ever going to choose eunuch. That would take all the joy and fun out of life. Life could never, ever be better than "still crappy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768197)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

Guys in my Chinese empire chose eunuch all the time. It was no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768204)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Are they all asexual like you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768230)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

At least someone touched their penises.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768239)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Even if true, why would he? You have a role, you agree with whatever he wants you to agree to, and move on to continue your life of luxury + fucking hot chicks. And even if he has that power, it would be a bother for him - he would have to get a new emperor who might not be as amiable towards letting him do whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768174)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

He might decide you're personally obnoxious and pick someone he likes better, or someone who doesn't indulge easily available luxuries so readily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768196)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: AKA Noodles

how aroused are you right now picturing yourself as the all-powerful eunuch raining down destruction on sex havers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768209)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

Tbf, extremely aroused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768231)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:48 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768422)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:10 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

See above. If you really are worried you work on building enough power + influence to keep that from happening. But no man would never choose to be a eunuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768227)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:12 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

lol at building power and influence when the only people you talk to are your secluded harem slaves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768236)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:49 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

U kinda mad that not a single person picked eunuch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768429)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:50 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

Enraged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768436)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,...,,,,...,., (|.:|)

is rather have a time machine brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768158)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:57 PM
Author: ..;.....;............,,,,,...,.,.,.,.:.....

Eunuch and its not even a decision. I would castrate myself right now if I got a respectable army afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768497)

Date: May 25th, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

Can we PLEASE take up a collection to make this poster's dream come true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768509)