Date: May 26th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

fantasies.

*give you time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768517)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: no limit azn

like what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768522)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

I have a fantasy where I'm captured in battle and forced to row on a slave ship and there's a storm and I wash up on this island (extremely buff and tan and good-looking from my time on the slave ship) and the island is populated by beautiful women who use an all-pay auction to determine mating rights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768559)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

I have another fantasy where I'm on Jeopardy and every time I ring in with correctly, the buzzer stimulates my prostate. Daily Doubles involve women rubbing their tits in my face and Final Jeopardy is just everyone (audience included) masturbating furiously. I win a pleasure cruise and 10% of my winnings go to charity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768567)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:12 AM
Author: AKA Noodles

is Alex disgusted with you, or encouraging in a fatherly way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768570)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:14 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

Alex is forced to read aloud excerpts from Penthouse Letters written by my former lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768577)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:13 AM
Author: ....................,.......,....

I thought u agreed with the other virgin poster who said that you don't even feel like a sexual being anymore/can't imagine what sex would be like at all. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768573)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:15 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

Yeah, it's been inflated to a completely unrealistic fantasy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768581)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.

this really isn't what i meant. i mean, i still think about sex and i masturbate pretty frequently to sexual fantasies. i don't ever think that i could actually participate though. i'll see a really hot girl and my first and only reaction will be to remember her features so i can go masturbate about her later. the thought wouldn't even occur to me to go talk to her. this is what i mean - sex is completely abstract and unachievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768618)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768623)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:17 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

I have another fantasy that the DEA finds out my penis can uniquely detect the presence of cocaine in women. So I stand on the Mexican border all day patiently fucking hot gun molls and updating the President on an hourly basis (he needs the white).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768592)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:18 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

I have a fantasy that there are millions of tiny women living inside the Ark of the Covenant who are just waiting to stroke my penis with their millions of tiny hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768593)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

I have a fantasy that Roger Moore refuses to play James Bond unless I agree to fuck every actress (including extras) in his Bond films.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768605)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Abbot Saxtus (mr)

i think you're becoming attached to your virginity. you think it makes you special. everyone on xoxo told you to get an escort earlier this week. why didn't you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768637)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

No money, afraid of whores/pimps/police, don't want to pay for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768651)

Date: May 26th, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: ....................,.......,....

do u have your own apartment or still living with parents? If the former (and even if the latter) - move to a different city/town. It doesn't seem like this city is really the right place for you mentally, or physically... a change may help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768666)

Date: May 26th, 2012 1:01 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)

Just do money grows on trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768759)