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25 year old virgin, drank a six-pack alone, taking ?s

Everything I touch turns to failure. May this thread be lik...
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
the six pack will turn to urine, not failure
Opaque tripping ratface nowag
  05/26/12
Oh, we'll see...
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
...
soggy den
  01/21/15
bro, i can turn you into a MAN tonight. I have big erect c...
rusted useless national
  05/26/12
I'll pass.
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
u are way too obsessed with being a virgin man. It's taken o...
frozen puce nursing home digit ratio
  05/26/12
Yeah.
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
try to develop a new hobby. Honestly, I feel like it will ha...
frozen puce nursing home digit ratio
  05/26/12
There's no such thing as good girls. I would have saved mys...
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
why don't they exist? ..
frozen puce nursing home digit ratio
  05/26/12
Female hypergamy selects for the dark triad. It's such a fu...
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
did that mean chicks like BBC....sounded kinda scientific.
salmon internal respiration
  05/26/12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
cool...
salmon internal respiration
  05/26/12
nothing else matters when you're a virgin. it's impossible ...
Opaque tripping ratface nowag
  05/26/12
fuck, truth hits hard. hardest thing there is.
salmon internal respiration
  05/26/12
Basically the only thing that keeps me going is this time wa...
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
cot damn. if it's so important to you to lose it, then just ...
frozen puce nursing home digit ratio
  05/26/12
I want to be good at sex. I don't see anything else left to...
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
so it's not just virginity then.. that's the same difficulty...
frozen puce nursing home digit ratio
  05/26/12
No, it's not even sex anymore. If I had the courage and the...
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
so u don't have a sex drive either?
frozen puce nursing home digit ratio
  05/26/12
I do, but it's overwhelmed by my hatred for the world.
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
180 post. lol.....only on xoxo.
salmon internal respiration
  05/26/12
or u can just man up, and try to get laid by some awkward gi...
salmon internal respiration
  05/26/12
Yeah.
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
see below q.
frozen puce nursing home digit ratio
  05/26/12
About lady virgins?
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
Y
frozen puce nursing home digit ratio
  05/26/12
I'm sure they have some psychological issues. I dated three...
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
How was she psycho ? If you dated 3 virgins, why didn't you ...
frozen puce nursing home digit ratio
  05/26/12
Went on an hour long rant about sluts.
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
They never wanted to experience sex at all and they were in ...
frozen puce nursing home digit ratio
  05/26/12
do you really think that if the pathological virgin could ge...
Opaque tripping ratface nowag
  05/26/12
i'm curious, do you think that women have this same problem ...
frozen puce nursing home digit ratio
  05/26/12
no, women can always get laid. a late 20s virgin woman migh...
Opaque tripping ratface nowag
  05/26/12
why would they scare off most doods if they're hot though?
frozen puce nursing home digit ratio
  05/26/12
i didn't say most, i said some
Opaque tripping ratface nowag
  05/26/12
brother my brother have you considered becoming an amateur h...
Histrionic Doctorate
  05/26/12
No.
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
is a six pack supposed to be a lot or a little?
Clear titillating wrinkle hell
  05/26/12
It's not that much.
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
thats what i thought but i'm an alcoholic. it takes me abou...
Clear titillating wrinkle hell
  05/26/12
I could only afford a six-pack. I'm still coherent.
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
what did u buy? if ur a poor just buy 24ozers.
Clear titillating wrinkle hell
  05/26/12
St. Pauli
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
those are cheap as fuck where i am in socal, like $6 for a s...
Clear titillating wrinkle hell
  05/26/12
They're cheap as fuck and taste like it.
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
well do u want to get drunk or not
Clear titillating wrinkle hell
  05/26/12
I've moved on to hards.
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
that works
Clear titillating wrinkle hell
  05/26/12
would you marry the first girl you slept with and never slee...
brilliant marvelous persian
  05/26/12
No.
Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder
  05/26/12
Interesting. Who was this poster?
sadistic fragrant candlestick maker
  01/21/15
potentially a 27 year old virgin now.
stimulating frisky macaca stage
  01/21/15
? he's still a 25-year-old virgin, bro
Black Beady-eyed Weed Whacker
  01/21/15
i must know
sadistic fragrant candlestick maker
  01/21/15
PP
mind-boggling school
  01/21/15
not sure if serious...
sadistic fragrant candlestick maker
  01/21/15
short asian dentist
exhilarant legal warrant
  01/21/15
SAD is tommy turdskin type over the top angry no way they...
sadistic fragrant candlestick maker
  01/21/15


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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:32 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

Everything I touch turns to failure. May this thread be likewise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20768972)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:32 AM
Author: Opaque tripping ratface nowag

the six pack will turn to urine, not failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20768973)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:40 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

Oh, we'll see...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20768986)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: soggy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#27162033)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:36 AM
Author: rusted useless national

bro, i can turn you into a MAN tonight. I have big erect cock that's not being used right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20768979)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:40 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

I'll pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20768988)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:36 AM
Author: frozen puce nursing home digit ratio

u are way too obsessed with being a virgin man. It's taken over your fucking identity at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20768980)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:41 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20768990)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:46 AM
Author: frozen puce nursing home digit ratio

try to develop a new hobby. Honestly, I feel like it will happen when the time is right, as trite as that may sound. You can't do it with a hooker or ONS at this point, you've cited reasons why you can't. Just get in a relationship with a good girl at some time in the near future, and things will work itself out. Preferably date a virgin nerdy type too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769001)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:47 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

There's no such thing as good girls. I would have saved myself 15 years of misery if I'd realized that sooner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769007)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:47 AM
Author: frozen puce nursing home digit ratio

why don't they exist? ..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769010)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

Female hypergamy selects for the dark triad. It's such a fucking obvious pattern that I'm annoyed I didn't see it sooner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769018)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: salmon internal respiration

did that mean chicks like BBC....sounded kinda scientific.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769024)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769026)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:55 AM
Author: salmon internal respiration

cool...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769033)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:48 AM
Author: Opaque tripping ratface nowag

nothing else matters when you're a virgin. it's impossible to enjoy hobbies or anything like that.

and it won't happen when the time is right. pathological virginity is irreversible once it sets in. the only prognosis is despair and suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769011)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:50 AM
Author: salmon internal respiration

fuck, truth hits hard. hardest thing there is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769016)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

Basically the only thing that keeps me going is this time warp I'm caught in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769021)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: frozen puce nursing home digit ratio

cot damn. if it's so important to you to lose it, then just do it. Find some drunk chick out, or hire a hooker when you're out on vacation/at a hotel room. I don't understand why you won't just lose it. Is it really that you want to be GOOD at sex or just need to lose it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769030)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:56 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

I want to be good at sex. I don't see anything else left to live for. I'd also like to take my revenge on women (and society).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769034)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:57 AM
Author: frozen puce nursing home digit ratio

so it's not just virginity then.. that's the same difficulty I had. Basically a shit ton of performance anxiety kept me a virgin til a later age than I would have liked as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769040)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:08 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

No, it's not even sex anymore. If I had the courage and the will, I would ruin as many lives as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769062)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:21 AM
Author: frozen puce nursing home digit ratio

so u don't have a sex drive either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769105)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

I do, but it's overwhelmed by my hatred for the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769108)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:26 AM
Author: salmon internal respiration

180 post. lol.....only on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769115)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: salmon internal respiration

or u can just man up, and try to get laid by some awkward girl, or a fatty. i bet ull feel like u rather fight a pride of lions, but thats what it takes bro. shit aint easy, unless u flat out pay for sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769031)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:56 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769037)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:00 AM
Author: frozen puce nursing home digit ratio

see below q.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769044)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

About lady virgins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769125)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:36 AM
Author: frozen puce nursing home digit ratio

Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769131)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

I'm sure they have some psychological issues. I dated three and one was definitely psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769138)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:42 AM
Author: frozen puce nursing home digit ratio

How was she psycho ? If you dated 3 virgins, why didn't you fuck them? They were all in late 20s? Weren't they eager to lose it by then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769147)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:44 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

Went on an hour long rant about sluts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769149)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:49 AM
Author: frozen puce nursing home digit ratio

They never wanted to experience sex at all and they were in late 20s? Don't get it. The girl I suspected was a virgin had sex with me, think she was prob eager to lose it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769163)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:58 AM
Author: Opaque tripping ratface nowag

do you really think that if the pathological virgin could get laid by some awkward girl, or a fatty, he wouldn't have? come on. women will never tough the pathological virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769042)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:00 AM
Author: frozen puce nursing home digit ratio

i'm curious, do you think that women have this same problem with 'pathological virginity'? I previously dated a girl I suspected was a legit virgin at 26. She was very cute but stiff in bed... almost seemed scared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769043)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:03 AM
Author: Opaque tripping ratface nowag

no, women can always get laid. a late 20s virgin woman might scare off some guys and make other tread carefully, but it's not the same. women have a deep revulsion for male virgins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769049)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:07 AM
Author: frozen puce nursing home digit ratio

why would they scare off most doods if they're hot though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769057)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:07 AM
Author: Opaque tripping ratface nowag

i didn't say most, i said some

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769060)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:47 AM
Author: Histrionic Doctorate

brother my brother have you considered becoming an amateur ham radio operator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769009)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769023)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:06 AM
Author: Clear titillating wrinkle hell

is a six pack supposed to be a lot or a little?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769053)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:08 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

It's not that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769064)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:09 AM
Author: Clear titillating wrinkle hell

thats what i thought but i'm an alcoholic.

it takes me about 10 to feel good these days.

18+ to get wasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769066)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:09 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

I could only afford a six-pack. I'm still coherent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769069)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:11 AM
Author: Clear titillating wrinkle hell

what did u buy?

if ur a poor just buy 24ozers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769085)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:22 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

St. Pauli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769106)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:24 AM
Author: Clear titillating wrinkle hell

those are cheap as fuck where i am in socal, like $6 for a six pack, still, if ur a desperate poor 24ozers are ur best bet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769110)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:25 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

They're cheap as fuck and taste like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769112)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:26 AM
Author: Clear titillating wrinkle hell

well do u want to get drunk or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769113)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

I've moved on to hards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769128)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 3:35 AM
Author: Clear titillating wrinkle hell

that works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769129)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 4:01 AM
Author: brilliant marvelous persian

would you marry the first girl you slept with and never sleep with anyone else? (assume she's not a virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769178)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 8:12 AM
Author: Medicated Maroon Lay Mental Disorder

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#20769292)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant candlestick maker

Interesting. Who was this poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#27161973)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: stimulating frisky macaca stage

potentially a 27 year old virgin now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#27161984)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: Black Beady-eyed Weed Whacker

?

he's still a 25-year-old virgin, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#27162022)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 11:05 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant candlestick maker

i must know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#27162060)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling school

PP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#27161986)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant candlestick maker

not sure if serious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#27162065)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: exhilarant legal warrant

short asian dentist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#27162069)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant candlestick maker

SAD is tommy turdskin type over the top angry

no way they are the same d00d

apparently there were other virginthreaders during my sabbatical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957031&forum_id=2#27162108)