Date: May 31st, 2012 2:03 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (unlimited edition)
1. Acne
2. Psoriasis
3. Bad hairy back
4. Big gut
5. Small arms
6. Limp hair
7. Hyperhydrosis
8. Recurring jock itch
9. Stained teeth
10. Average-sized penis
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960382&forum_id=2#20797925)