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Dist, Judges dont pick which opinions are published,westlaw does

Westlaw just assigns a case an F. Supp. number when it think...
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
every district clerk i've ever met told me his judge decided
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my judge has no idea. westlaw just does it. the judge doesn...
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
coa judges decide which of their opinions go in the federal ...
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this is dist. ct.
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
yes but it COULD BE DONE IN THE SAME WAY
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but its not at all done in the same way bc i asked my judge ...
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
some judges tell westlaw which cases they want reported.
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oh cool. i guess westlaw also chooses on their own.
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
that's NOT scholarship!
josh  06/14/12
explain~!!~~!
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
Tcr.
Ulysius Johnsmeyer, J.M.  06/14/12
mfe
United Against a Nuclear Latham  06/14/12
lulz...your judge is trolling you bro
Gitmo Detainee tearing up his HOPE poster  06/14/12
this
Frankenstein's monster made of dead dicks  06/14/12
I hope that you aren't getting credit for your internship.
Whiny Republican Bitch  06/14/12
i'm getting paid 61K for my CLERKSHIP.
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
no COLA adjustment? and I thought we got paid 63K. btw, my c...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  06/14/12
well, the whole point of COLA is that its adjusted to where ...
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
no, i'm in flyover too, except my clerkship is coa. congrats...
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...
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
then you should have an adjustment, unless "east coasti...
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...
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
but that's base pay before the adjustment, I thought
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...
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
holy fucking shit, i'm about to be poor as fuck
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  06/14/12
are you right out of school? if so you start at GS-11, plus...
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
yeah.
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  06/14/12
Weren't you a 2L in other thread on the same subject?
Pottow the Exterminator  06/14/12
that was a flame thread
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
Well, then, this thread is pretty embarrassing.
Whiny Republican Bitch  06/14/12
why
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
Uh .... wrong. I saw my judge's secretary's e-mails to West ...
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well op's judge is different. he blazes his own trail, out i...
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Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
omg do you clerk for louis pollak? you could be a scotus cle...
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don't think so breh
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
nah I didn't think you were a pollak clerk either
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is he a good dude?
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
is Louis Pollak, former dean of Penn Law and YLS, one of lik...
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...
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
it's a pretty solid district. I take it you're trying to say...
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Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
yeah, you've got some IP, some corporate stuff. a lot of ver...
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...
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
does your judge hope to take ambro's seat if ambro ever goes...
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...
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
I doubt it, although ambro's actually a reasonably chill bro...
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...
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12
Greatest post evah.
LetsNukeMedina  06/14/12
once when I was interning for a 3d cir judge I wrote a gigan...
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LOL at this. Very inventive.
wishiwerntapostr  06/14/12
explain
Doggie Suicide*  06/14/12


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Date: June 14th, 2012 2:56 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

Westlaw just assigns a case an F. Supp. number when it thinks its a good case. The judge has no idea, at least in district court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887283)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 2:57 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

every district clerk i've ever met told me his judge decided

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887290)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 2:59 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

my judge has no idea. westlaw just does it. the judge doesn't even know till I tell him. how would the judge even "decide" this? email westlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887294)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:06 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

coa judges decide which of their opinions go in the federal reporter. look at your local circuit, when opinions come out they say if they're published or unpublished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887331)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

this is dist. ct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887412)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

yes but it COULD BE DONE IN THE SAME WAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887453)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

but its not at all done in the same way bc i asked my judge and the judge said IDK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887544)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

some judges tell westlaw which cases they want reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887548)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

oh cool. i guess westlaw also chooses on their own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887589)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:01 PM
Author: josh

that's NOT scholarship!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887310)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

explain~!!~~!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887319)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 7:34 PM
Author: Ulysius Johnsmeyer, J.M.

Tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20888730)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:09 PM
Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham

mfe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887347)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Gitmo Detainee tearing up his HOPE poster

lulz...your judge is trolling you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887383)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 7:36 PM
Author: Frankenstein's monster made of dead dicks (soon to be a soda criminal)

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20888750)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:19 PM
Author: Whiny Republican Bitch

I hope that you aren't getting credit for your internship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887396)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

i'm getting paid 61K for my CLERKSHIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887415)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:29 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

no COLA adjustment? and I thought we got paid 63K. btw, my clerkship's starting in september and my mom keeps asking me to ask what kind of insurance they give us/whether they give us insurance. they do give us insurance, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887438)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

well, the whole point of COLA is that its adjusted to where you live, so i probably live in a slightly cheaper place than you.

yes, you get pretty good insurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887449)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

no, i'm in flyover too, except my clerkship is coa. congrats on your prestigious flyover d. ct. clerkship bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887452)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887546)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

then you should have an adjustment, unless "east coasting" it is, like, EDNC or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887550)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887586)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

but that's base pay before the adjustment, I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887593)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887598)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:04 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

holy fucking shit, i'm about to be poor as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887608)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

are you right out of school? if so you start at GS-11, plus the locality adjustment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887621)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:08 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887628)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Pottow the Exterminator

Weren't you a 2L in other thread on the same subject?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887439)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

that was a flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887445)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: Whiny Republican Bitch

Well, then, this thread is pretty embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889441)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889590)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,--,..,.,,.,,..,..,,,

Uh .... wrong. I saw my judge's secretary's e-mails to West asking that something be published when I was clerking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887551)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

well op's judge is different. he blazes his own trail, out in wyoming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887561)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887592)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:04 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

omg do you clerk for louis pollak? you could be a scotus clerk brobro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887611)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

don't think so breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887622)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:08 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

nah I didn't think you were a pollak clerk either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887626)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:48 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

is he a good dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887743)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 4:51 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

is Louis Pollak, former dean of Penn Law and YLS, one of like 3 district judges who's sent clerks straight to scotus without a coa stint first, chill 80+ y/o alpha who conducts trials in just a shirt and tie when he feels like it, a good dude? yeah. unfortunately, when I googled him for more info to add to the above litany, I found he died last month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887749)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 5:29 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20887938)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 6:30 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

it's a pretty solid district. I take it you're trying to say you're in D.De.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20888272)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889377)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 9:19 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

yeah, you've got some IP, some corporate stuff. a lot of very good judges in philly though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889521)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 9:20 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889532)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 9:28 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

does your judge hope to take ambro's seat if ambro ever goes senior?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889619)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889634)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

I doubt it, although ambro's actually a reasonably chill bro with a number of non-legal interests, he might enjoy a reduced caseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889658)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889705)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 9:12 PM
Author: LetsNukeMedina

Greatest post evah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889471)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

once when I was interning for a 3d cir judge I wrote a gigantic memo about why we should reverse him. even though he was flatly wrong, reading his shit was a pleasure, like gorsuch or carnes or posner on a good day. anyway I told my judge he should be reversed, and she/he was like, forget it kid, it's pollak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889544)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 9:01 PM
Author: wishiwerntapostr

LOL at this. Very inventive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889390)



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Date: June 14th, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1970726&forum_id=2#20889474)