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Date: June 17th, 2012 8:43 PM Author: .,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,;
is this the one in the carolinas?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20905923) |

Date: June 17th, 2012 8:48 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::.,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,
Thouhts on angela corey's impending nifonging?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20905962) |
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Date: June 18th, 2012 12:21 AM Author: ,..,,.:....,,;,,,.,..:..,:......,;,,;,....,...:..
this subthread is confusing
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907677) |
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Date: June 18th, 2012 12:59 AM Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
That's not slimshady man. His real moniker is in the e-mail tag, and he's a legitimate poaster with a legal career who's been around for years.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907951) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:47 PM Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)
Ugh, do such creatures exist?
I remember when I lived in Columbia (Cayce) for a bit.
I hated every minute of it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906364) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:53 PM Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)
Not BIGFED, Bro.
I'm still contemplating whether I want to do that in a few years tho.
How is it?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906395) |

Date: June 17th, 2012 9:12 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
did you enjoy the 'Circumventing the Constitution' seminar?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906139) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:31 PM Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..
Great thinking-on-your-feet comeback there. I'm sure you'll do great in front of a live witness.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906663)
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:40 PM Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..
You're right. Nobody who tries cases uses the phrase "live witness." As somebody who just finished "prosecutor training" and than ran over to his anonymous internet friends to brag about it, you know that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907307) |

Date: June 17th, 2012 9:18 PM Author: .,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,;
this thread delivered
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906184) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:39 PM Author: ..,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,,,.,..,,.,.,,,
Most prosecutors I know have pretty healthy senses of humor (same goes for PDs and other defense attorneys). Much more so than the biglaw attorneys I've worked with.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906737) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:42 PM Author: ..,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,,,.,..,,.,.,,,
Agree somewhat. Biglaw attorneys are definitely more caustic, but I wouldn't say more witty. The ASAs I know definitely trend towards the bro-ish side. I think they are generally more extroverted.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906759) |

Date: June 17th, 2012 10:32 PM Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..
What race are you most looking forward to putting in jail? For the purposes of this question, assume (as will likely be true) that the conviction depended on police perjury.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906681) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:10 PM Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)
White women.
Had a 19yr old girl come thru arraignment for stealing $130+ worth of shit from Old Navy.
I WISH I could've slammed her ass in jail, but the Judge pussed out when he saw that her mommy and daddy had come to court to support her.
Other than that, I don't feel sympathy for them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907024) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:38 PM Author: ..,,,,,,,,,,....
"I WISH I could've slammed her ass in jail"
i bet you came a few times thinking about it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907289) |

Date: June 17th, 2012 10:33 PM Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..
What's your view on cops generally? I'm honestly curious.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906686) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:12 PM Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)
Underpaid and generally treated like shit.
The reputation created by the few bad ones has completely engulfed the reputation of the actual GOOD ONES that do their jobs.
I couldn't be one and I wouldn't want my child to be one either.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907045) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:19 PM Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..
Serious, non-judgmental question: why do you think there are a few bad ones and almost all good ones? In the interest of full disclosure, I tend to believe basically the opposite (mostly shit cops with some good cops), but with no good reason other than personal bias, pop culture, a handful of personal experiences.
Follow-up: can a cop be a "good cop" in your book if he/she more than once has lied on the stand in order to convict a person who is actually guilty but couldn't be convicted on truthful testimony and properly obtained evidence?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907100) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:22 PM Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)
"why do you think there are a few bad ones and almost all good ones?"
1. I like how you bastardized what I said by saying, "almost all".
2. Because I work with them everyday in a liberal jurisdiction. Nobody would plead to shit if the community thought every or "almost all" cops were dishonest.
3. That's a stupid question. Could you be anymore biased?
"Can a child molester be a good person if more than once he's molested a child?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907124) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:33 PM Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..
1. You're not using "bastardized" correctly. Also, you're the one who set up the dichotomy between the "few bad" and the "GOOD ONES." If you meant there are a few bad, and a few GOOD, and a bunch of bad-goods, you should've said so.
2. "Everyday" is an adjective. You're thinking of the adverbial phrase "every day." And just so you know, the idea that the cops are good because you live in a liberal town where people plead guilty is pretty stupid. The reasons for my own anti-cop bias are pretty stupid too, but you should own that it's stupid.
3. You're looking for "any more." But maybe I put the question poorly. I meant to get at whether you consider it "good cop" behavior to lie on the stand to put a criminal in jail. And, yes, clearly an ex-child molester can be a good person.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907240) |
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Date: June 18th, 2012 12:57 AM Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)
3. Sorry to ruin your "Law & Order" fantasy, Bro. But you aren't a "Good Cop" if you lie on the stand.
"Oh, but what if he's trying to convict a guy who is obviously guilty!"
Neither the police, nor the prosecutors decide a person's guilt. That's for the jury/judge to decide. If a cop is willing to destroy his credibility (and risk a fucking mistrial or get the whole damn thing overturned) to get a "guilty person", then he's not doing his job.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907932) |

Date: June 17th, 2012 10:40 PM Author: ..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.
be honest - would you flip out like a little bitch who just got slapped if a defense attorney told the jury about the idea of nullification?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906748) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:14 PM Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)
I wish he would.
"Members of the jury, I know you just got done listening to independent eye-witnesses testify to how my client drunkenly drove his car directly into the side of that woman's car, but you all have the power to IGNORE the evidence and find him Not Guilty. . ."
Kinda like that?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907057) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:16 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.
you seem like a huge boot licking turd. no offense, of course.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907080) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:22 PM Author: ..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.
drugs, statutory rape, some other stuff
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907122) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:23 PM Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)
1. Yeah, because weed is the only drug that is sold and consumed in this country.
2. Nothing wrong at all with a 28yr dating and boning a 14 yr old girl. I mean, "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed", amirite?
3. some other stupid stuff
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907134) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:25 PM Author: ..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.
i'm just telling you the types of cases where i, as a juror, would personally consider nullification. also, pretty sure the legal age of marriage in a lot of states is 14.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907153) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:27 PM Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)
Well, at least you acknowledge your ridiculous bias.
I mean, heaven-forbid you actually uphold your oath as a juror to evaluate the law to the facts.
No, you are a "Super Juror" who is going to only vote on the laws that YOU approve of.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907188) |
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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:35 PM Author: ..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.
that's the purpose of the jury system. if nullification wasn't an option, there'd be no reason not to simply refer cases to panels of judges and eliminate the jury entirely.
the jury serves as a check on the government's ability to enforce unpopular laws, or enforce them in unpopular ways.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907254) |
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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:02 AM Author: ..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.
the instructions can say whatever they want. they don't (and cannot) supersede a juror's right to nullify. the judge cannot order jurors not to use nullification - that would be an invalid order.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907973) |
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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:08 AM Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)
Where did I say that a judge can order a jury NOT to use nullification?
What I said, and what you keep ignoring, is that a jury takes a oath to apply the law to the facts. Now, if you are the type of person that can take an oath and then disregard it because it suits your political whim, then so be it.
If you want to somehow interpet that as "Judge ordering a jury not use nullification", then I feel sorry for your read comp skills.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908025) |
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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:50 AM Author: .,.,...,..,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,..
You're retarded. It is completely within their right as jurors and citizens to supersede an oath to apply 'law to facts' if the law is pants-on-head retarded. But because you are retarded, you see pants-on-head retarded as normal and something to be valued.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908160) |
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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:04 AM Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)
I'm sorry, Bro.
Maybe I should've made a "Listen to me bitch about my lowpaying job" thread.
Would that've made you happy?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907989)
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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:01 AM Author: ;;;::;;.,.,.;,.;,.,;:.,,.,..,:;;;:;,,.,,
so you're in LA. nice self out.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907967) |

Date: June 18th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: .,.,...,;..,.,.,:,,:,.;..,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:::,.
i know an ada. he's chill as fuck. you sound like a huge faggot.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908095) |

Date: June 18th, 2012 1:43 AM Author: WakaFlakaNoFlame
I like these prosecutor threads.
It really brings out the dumbasses who just enjoy being dicks for no reason.
(like the above poaster)
Anything short of "legalize marijuana" or "All cops are racists" is guaranteed to get a negative reaction from this board.
I couldn't do your job, (shitty pay and no respect) but keep up the good fight anyways.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908142) |
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Date: June 18th, 2012 3:13 AM Author: ..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.
why do you hate jury nullification bro.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908330) |

Date: June 18th, 2012 3:23 AM Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,....,:::,....,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.
Dude just finished prosecutor training yet he mocks poasters for their lack of trial experience.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908335) |
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Date: June 18th, 2012 3:55 PM Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)
I've been there for a year shit for brains and I've tried 15 cases already.
The reason I'm just now going to training is because they hold it once a year and I missed the deadline when I came to the office last year.
Anymore stupid opinions you wish to type into existance?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20910117) |
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Date: September 4th, 2012 10:48 PM Author: Iceberg Slim
Flame?
What kind of shit district are you in where you're not getting much trial experience?
I average about two trials a week. Have had as many as four in one day.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#21498329) |

Date: June 18th, 2012 3:58 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
what do you think about today's confrontation case from SCOTUS
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20910134) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2012 9:20 AM Author: WakaFlakaNoFlame
and you sound like a faggot.
Are you a faggot?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#21485423) |
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