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Idris Elba  06/17/12
is this the one in the carolinas?
.,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,;  06/17/12
Do you prosecute many women for prostitution? if yes, are a...
John Ruskin, recoiling at Demi Moore's full bush  06/17/12
NOpe
Idris Elba  06/17/12
ADA?
...,,,...;;;...;.,.;.;.,.,  06/17/12
Thouhts on angela corey's impending nifonging?
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::.,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,  06/17/12
did you talk about the RIGOR and DIFFICULTY of carrying a bu...
slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland  06/17/12
OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR! Shitty flame!
Idris Elba  06/17/12
I'm actually being serious
slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland  06/17/12
*reads moniker* No yer not.
Idris Elba  06/17/12
i'm a pretty well-known established poster bro. and yes...
slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland  06/17/12
lulz! I'm being insulted by a shithead who's never so muc...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
this subthread is confusing
,..,,.:....,,;,,,.,..:..,:......,;,,;,....,...:..  06/18/12
you are the worst kind of prosecutor out there, and so trans...
slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland  06/18/12
*reads moniker* Mission accomplished.
Idris Elba  06/18/12
lol. I'm glad you think I'm actually ssm, and not mocking h...
slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland  06/18/12
Just because I think you are dumb doesn't mean I think you a...
Idris Elba  06/18/12
unfortunately for you, your judgment on who is intelligent i...
slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland  06/18/12
OHHHHH SNAP! TOTALLY PWNED ME, BRO!!!!! happy?
Idris Elba  06/18/12
That's not slimshady man. His real moniker is in the e-mail ...
.,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.  06/18/12
Did they teach you about the importance of promptly handing ...
slim_shady_man  06/17/12
how are the ladies in columbia this time of year?
MoreDoughHi  06/17/12
Ugh, do such creatures exist? I remember when I lived in ...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
i saw hotties there. did you stay in the dorm-like place ...
MoreDoughHi  06/17/12
I don't practice in the Palmetto State, Bro.
Idris Elba  06/17/12
oh, it's state training? lol i thought you meant the doj adv...
MoreDoughHi  06/17/12
Not BIGFED, Bro. I'm still contemplating whether I want t...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
probably good but i never made it past their background chec...
MoreDoughHi  06/17/12
you got background check dinged? for what?
jazzy altidore  06/17/12
did you enjoy the 'Circumventing the Constitution' seminar?
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.  06/17/12
About as much as you enjoyed, "How to poast like a butt...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
Great thinking-on-your-feet comeback there. I'm sure you'll...
.,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..  06/17/12
as opposed to a non-live witness? You sound like a dumb.
Idris Elba  06/17/12
You're right. Nobody who tries cases uses the phrase "...
.,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..  06/17/12
this thread delivered
.,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,;  06/17/12
just wanted to drop in and thank you for dispelling the unfa...
osama del rey  06/17/12
No prob, Brother
Idris Elba  06/17/12
Most prosecutors I know have pretty healthy senses of humor ...
..,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,,,.,..,,.,.,,,  06/17/12
most prosecutors i know have a very stupid, frat or sorority...
..,.,;;,;,;..;,;;...  06/17/12
Agree somewhat. Biglaw attorneys are definitely more causti...
..,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,,,.,..,,.,.,,,  06/17/12
no, biglaw attorneys are definitely wittier (side effect of ...
..,.,;;,;,;..;,;;...  06/17/12
What race are you most looking forward to putting in jail? ...
.,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..  06/17/12
White women. Had a 19yr old girl come thru arraignment fo...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
"I WISH I could've slammed her ass in jail" i b...
..,,,,,,,,,,....  06/17/12
cot damn you prosecuting real important shit here
slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland  06/18/12
What's your view on cops generally? I'm honestly curious.
.,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..  06/17/12
Underpaid and generally treated like shit. The reputation...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
Serious, non-judgmental question: why do you think there are...
.,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..  06/17/12
"why do you think there are a few bad ones and almost a...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
1. You're not using "bastardized" correctly. Als...
.,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..  06/17/12
3. Sorry to ruin your "Law & Order" fantasy, B...
Idris Elba  06/18/12
Do you just want to lock people up or were you forced into t...
Musquetors & anon6356 verry troublesom.  06/17/12
I like holding people responsible for their actions. IF y...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
be honest - would you flip out like a little bitch who just ...
..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.  06/17/12
I wish he would. "Members of the jury, I know you ju...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
you seem like a huge boot licking turd. no offense, of cours...
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.  06/17/12
Oh I'm sorry, Bro. Please, continue with your scenarios o...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
drugs, statutory rape, some other stuff
..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.  06/17/12
1. Yeah, because weed is the only drug that is sold and cons...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
i'm just telling you the types of cases where i, as a juror,...
..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.  06/17/12
Well, at least you acknowledge your ridiculous bias. I me...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
that's the purpose of the jury system. if nullification was...
..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.  06/17/12
Look up the language a judge reads during a jury charge. It ...
Idris Elba  06/18/12
the instructions can say whatever they want. they don't (an...
..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.  06/18/12
Where did I say that a judge can order a jury NOT to use nul...
Idris Elba  06/18/12
You're retarded. It is completely within their right as juro...
.,.,...,..,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,..  06/18/12
That's not what he said at all. . . I'm done.
WakaFlakaNoFlame  06/18/12
lol
Metal Up Your Ass  06/18/12
lol, no.
WakaFlakaNoFlame  06/18/12
lol it's been fun to watch you transition into a full fledge...
attidood the poaster  06/17/12
I'm sorry, Bro. Maybe I should've made a "Listen to...
Idris Elba  06/18/12
you really do confirm my stereotype that shit DA prosecutors...
.....,...,....,...,,,...  06/17/12
*sense of self-worth crushed by the low expectations of an a...
Idris Elba  06/17/12
aren't you the stupid AA coon who always makes retarded comm...
Mike Yanagita  06/17/12
he sounds like a typical law faggot.
............. ....................................  06/17/12
so you're in LA. nice self out.
;;;::;;.,.,.;,.;,.,;:.,,.,..,:;;;:;,,.,,  06/18/12
i know an ada. he's chill as fuck. you sound like a huge f...
.,.,...,;..,.,.,:,,:,.;..,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:::,.  06/18/12
I like these prosecutor threads. It really brings out th...
WakaFlakaNoFlame  06/18/12
why do you hate jury nullification bro.
..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.  06/18/12
Please stop poasting in this thread. I don't have a dog i...
WakaFlakaNoFlame  06/18/12
how many of your fellow female prosecutors have you fucked a...
,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.................  06/18/12
Dude just finished prosecutor training yet he mocks poasters...
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,....,:::,....,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.  06/18/12
I've been there for a year shit for brains and I've tried 15...
Idris Elba  06/18/12
Only 15? I'm coming up on the one year mark and am at 80+
Iceberg Slim  08/23/12
That's some mighty fine flame you got goin' there, Brother.
Idris Elba  09/02/12
Flame? What kind of shit district are you in where you're...
Iceberg Slim  09/04/12
Cool story, Bro.
Idris Elba  09/04/12
?
Iceberg Slim  09/04/12
OP is rapidly becoming my favorite retard poaster.
Louis Posteur  06/18/12
what do you think about today's confrontation case from SCOT...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  06/18/12
tell me about some interesting cases where people got thrown...
Benzo  06/18/12
Dumbass who claimed to be a "sovereign citizen" an...
Idris Elba  09/02/12
jfc this dude comes off exactly as the perma-butthurt little...
"....,..,..,.,.,..,,.,.."  09/02/12
and you sound like a faggot. Are you a faggot?
WakaFlakaNoFlame  09/03/12


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Date: June 17th, 2012 8:40 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

Week-long training program.

Taking ?'s.

Go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20905905)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 8:43 PM
Author: .,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,;

is this the one in the carolinas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20905923)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 8:42 PM
Author: John Ruskin, recoiling at Demi Moore's full bush

Do you prosecute many women for prostitution? if yes, are any attractive or have a heart of gold?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20905918)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:45 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

NOpe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906351)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 8:47 PM
Author: ...,,,...;;;...;.,.;.;.,.,

ADA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20905954)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 8:48 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::.,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,

Thouhts on angela corey's impending nifonging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20905962)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:01 PM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland (sarc)

did you talk about the RIGOR and DIFFICULTY of carrying a burden for cases you hand-pick to take to trial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906051)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:45 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR!

Shitty flame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906354)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:54 PM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland (sarc)

I'm actually being serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906403)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:04 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

*reads moniker*

No yer not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906463)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland (sarc)

i'm a pretty well-known established poster bro.

and yes, your views on the difficulty of being a prosecutor are lolworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906491)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

lulz!

I'm being insulted by a shithead who's never so much as prosecuted a speeding ticket, let alone a "he said/she said rape case"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906602)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: ,..,,.:....,,;,,,.,..:..,:......,;,,;,....,...:..

this subthread is confusing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907677)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland (sarc)

you are the worst kind of prosecutor out there, and so transparently insecure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907948)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:00 AM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

*reads moniker*

Mission accomplished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907959)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland (sarc)

lol. I'm glad you think I'm actually ssm, and not mocking him in xo fashion. truly a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907977)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:05 AM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

Just because I think you are dumb doesn't mean I think you are ssm.

There are other dumb poasters on this bort besides ssm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907996)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:06 AM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland (sarc)

unfortunately for you, your judgment on who is intelligent is undermined every time you post here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908013)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:09 AM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

OHHHHH SNAP!

TOTALLY PWNED ME, BRO!!!!!

happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908027)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.

That's not slimshady man. His real moniker is in the e-mail tag, and he's a legitimate poaster with a legal career who's been around for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907951)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

Did they teach you about the importance of promptly handing over ALL Brady/Giglio material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906062)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:09 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

how are the ladies in columbia this time of year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906100)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

Ugh, do such creatures exist?

I remember when I lived in Columbia (Cayce) for a bit.

I hated every minute of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906364)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:48 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

i saw hotties there.

did you stay in the dorm-like place with the rooftop bar on campus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906370)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

I don't practice in the Palmetto State, Bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906373)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

oh, it's state training? lol i thought you meant the doj advocacy 1 week training at usc.

have you ever had a judge read a motion/memo before? have you ever typed a response to a 4th amendment challenge or do you just subpoena the cops and hope the judge believes you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906384)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:53 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

Not BIGFED, Bro.

I'm still contemplating whether I want to do that in a few years tho.

How is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906395)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

probably good but i never made it past their background check even though the bar c&f cleared me almost simultaneously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906407)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: jazzy altidore

you got background check dinged? for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907326)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:12 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.

did you enjoy the 'Circumventing the Constitution' seminar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906139)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:48 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

About as much as you enjoyed, "How to poast like a butthurt 1L who's never tried a case before." webinar you must've attended to think of this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906372)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..

Great thinking-on-your-feet comeback there. I'm sure you'll do great in front of a live witness.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906663)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:24 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

as opposed to a non-live witness?

You sound like a dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907143)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:40 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..

You're right. Nobody who tries cases uses the phrase "live witness." As somebody who just finished "prosecutor training" and than ran over to his anonymous internet friends to brag about it, you know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907307)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: .,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,;

this thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906184)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:22 PM
Author: osama del rey

just wanted to drop in and thank you for dispelling the unfair rumor that prosecutors are snarky humorless bitchasses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906609)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:29 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

No prob, Brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906649)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: ..,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,,,.,..,,.,.,,,

Most prosecutors I know have pretty healthy senses of humor (same goes for PDs and other defense attorneys). Much more so than the biglaw attorneys I've worked with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906737)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:40 PM
Author: ..,.,;;,;,;..;,;;...

most prosecutors i know have a very stupid, frat or sorority-type sense of humor. biglaw attorneys tend to be wittier and more sarcastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906745)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: ..,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,,,.,..,,.,.,,,

Agree somewhat. Biglaw attorneys are definitely more caustic, but I wouldn't say more witty. The ASAs I know definitely trend towards the bro-ish side. I think they are generally more extroverted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906759)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:45 PM
Author: ..,.,;;,;,;..;,;;...

no, biglaw attorneys are definitely wittier (side effect of being more intelligent). i much prefer hanging with biglaw attorneys than adas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906792)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:32 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..

What race are you most looking forward to putting in jail? For the purposes of this question, assume (as will likely be true) that the conviction depended on police perjury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906681)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:10 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

White women.

Had a 19yr old girl come thru arraignment for stealing $130+ worth of shit from Old Navy.

I WISH I could've slammed her ass in jail, but the Judge pussed out when he saw that her mommy and daddy had come to court to support her.

Other than that, I don't feel sympathy for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907024)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: ..,,,,,,,,,,....

"I WISH I could've slammed her ass in jail"

i bet you came a few times thinking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907289)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:01 AM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland (sarc)

cot damn you prosecuting real important shit here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907963)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:33 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..

What's your view on cops generally? I'm honestly curious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906686)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:12 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

Underpaid and generally treated like shit.

The reputation created by the few bad ones has completely engulfed the reputation of the actual GOOD ONES that do their jobs.

I couldn't be one and I wouldn't want my child to be one either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907045)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:19 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..

Serious, non-judgmental question: why do you think there are a few bad ones and almost all good ones? In the interest of full disclosure, I tend to believe basically the opposite (mostly shit cops with some good cops), but with no good reason other than personal bias, pop culture, a handful of personal experiences.

Follow-up: can a cop be a "good cop" in your book if he/she more than once has lied on the stand in order to convict a person who is actually guilty but couldn't be convicted on truthful testimony and properly obtained evidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907100)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:22 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

"why do you think there are a few bad ones and almost all good ones?"

1. I like how you bastardized what I said by saying, "almost all".

2. Because I work with them everyday in a liberal jurisdiction. Nobody would plead to shit if the community thought every or "almost all" cops were dishonest.

3. That's a stupid question. Could you be anymore biased?

"Can a child molester be a good person if more than once he's molested a child?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907124)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:.,..,:::.,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::..

1. You're not using "bastardized" correctly. Also, you're the one who set up the dichotomy between the "few bad" and the "GOOD ONES." If you meant there are a few bad, and a few GOOD, and a bunch of bad-goods, you should've said so.

2. "Everyday" is an adjective. You're thinking of the adverbial phrase "every day." And just so you know, the idea that the cops are good because you live in a liberal town where people plead guilty is pretty stupid. The reasons for my own anti-cop bias are pretty stupid too, but you should own that it's stupid.

3. You're looking for "any more." But maybe I put the question poorly. I meant to get at whether you consider it "good cop" behavior to lie on the stand to put a criminal in jail. And, yes, clearly an ex-child molester can be a good person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907240)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

3. Sorry to ruin your "Law & Order" fantasy, Bro. But you aren't a "Good Cop" if you lie on the stand.

"Oh, but what if he's trying to convict a guy who is obviously guilty!"

Neither the police, nor the prosecutors decide a person's guilt. That's for the jury/judge to decide. If a cop is willing to destroy his credibility (and risk a fucking mistrial or get the whole damn thing overturned) to get a "guilty person", then he's not doing his job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907932)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:33 PM
Author: Musquetors & anon6356 verry troublesom. (Chuck Klosterman masturbating to "running with the devil.")

Do you just want to lock people up or were you forced into this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906693)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

I like holding people responsible for their actions.

IF you wanna be a Chill Bro, get drunk, and then DRIVE a car. Then you should be man enough to sack up and take your punishment instead of paying $$$ to have experts come and make up ridiculous bullshit about the intoxlyzer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907070)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 10:40 PM
Author: ..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.

be honest - would you flip out like a little bitch who just got slapped if a defense attorney told the jury about the idea of nullification?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20906748)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

I wish he would.

"Members of the jury, I know you just got done listening to independent eye-witnesses testify to how my client drunkenly drove his car directly into the side of that woman's car, but you all have the power to IGNORE the evidence and find him Not Guilty. . ."

Kinda like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907057)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:16 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:....:.,:.::,.

you seem like a huge boot licking turd. no offense, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907080)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:19 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

Oh I'm sorry, Bro.

Please, continue with your scenarios of jury nullification and how it helps society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907102)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:22 PM
Author: ..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.

drugs, statutory rape, some other stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907122)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

1. Yeah, because weed is the only drug that is sold and consumed in this country.

2. Nothing wrong at all with a 28yr dating and boning a 14 yr old girl. I mean, "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed", amirite?

3. some other stupid stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907134)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:25 PM
Author: ..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.

i'm just telling you the types of cases where i, as a juror, would personally consider nullification. also, pretty sure the legal age of marriage in a lot of states is 14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907153)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:27 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

Well, at least you acknowledge your ridiculous bias.

I mean, heaven-forbid you actually uphold your oath as a juror to evaluate the law to the facts.

No, you are a "Super Juror" who is going to only vote on the laws that YOU approve of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907188)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:35 PM
Author: ..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.

that's the purpose of the jury system. if nullification wasn't an option, there'd be no reason not to simply refer cases to panels of judges and eliminate the jury entirely.

the jury serves as a check on the government's ability to enforce unpopular laws, or enforce them in unpopular ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907254)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

Look up the language a judge reads during a jury charge. It explains reasonable doubt as the doubt of a "Fair, Honest, and Impartial juror seeking the truth."

It doesn't say anything about a jury putting themselves in the position of legislator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907949)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: ..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.

the instructions can say whatever they want. they don't (and cannot) supersede a juror's right to nullify. the judge cannot order jurors not to use nullification - that would be an invalid order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907973)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:08 AM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

Where did I say that a judge can order a jury NOT to use nullification?

What I said, and what you keep ignoring, is that a jury takes a oath to apply the law to the facts. Now, if you are the type of person that can take an oath and then disregard it because it suits your political whim, then so be it.

If you want to somehow interpet that as "Judge ordering a jury not use nullification", then I feel sorry for your read comp skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908025)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,..

You're retarded. It is completely within their right as jurors and citizens to supersede an oath to apply 'law to facts' if the law is pants-on-head retarded. But because you are retarded, you see pants-on-head retarded as normal and something to be valued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908160)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 3:57 PM
Author: WakaFlakaNoFlame

That's not what he said at all. . .

I'm done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20910130)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:04 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907992)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: WakaFlakaNoFlame

lol, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908148)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:35 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

lol it's been fun to watch you transition into a full fledged shit eating crusader for justice before our very eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907263)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:04 AM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

I'm sorry, Bro.

Maybe I should've made a "Listen to me bitch about my lowpaying job" thread.

Would that've made you happy?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907989)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:27 PM
Author: .....,...,....,...,,,...

you really do confirm my stereotype that shit DA prosecutors are joyless, dumb fucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907177)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:29 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

*sense of self-worth crushed by the low expectations of an anonymous poaster*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907199)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:39 PM
Author: Mike Yanagita

aren't you the stupid AA coon who always makes retarded comments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907292)



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Date: June 17th, 2012 11:41 PM
Author: ............. ....................................

he sounds like a typical law faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907314)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:01 AM
Author: ;;;::;;.,.,.;,.;,.,;:.,,.,..,:;;;:;,,.,,

so you're in LA. nice self out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20907967)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: .,.,...,;..,.,.,:,,:,.;..,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:::,.

i know an ada. he's chill as fuck. you sound like a huge faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908095)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 1:43 AM
Author: WakaFlakaNoFlame

I like these prosecutor threads.

It really brings out the dumbasses who just enjoy being dicks for no reason.

(like the above poaster)

Anything short of "legalize marijuana" or "All cops are racists" is guaranteed to get a negative reaction from this board.

I couldn't do your job, (shitty pay and no respect) but keep up the good fight anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908142)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 3:13 AM
Author: ..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,.,.

why do you hate jury nullification bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908330)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: WakaFlakaNoFlame

Please stop poasting in this thread.

I don't have a dog in this fight and even I think you sound retarded with the whole "jury nullification" argument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20910122)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 3:01 AM
Author: ,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.................

how many of your fellow female prosecutors have you fucked already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908321)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,....,:::,....,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.

Dude just finished prosecutor training yet he mocks poasters for their lack of trial experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908335)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

I've been there for a year shit for brains and I've tried 15 cases already.

The reason I'm just now going to training is because they hold it once a year and I missed the deadline when I came to the office last year.

Anymore stupid opinions you wish to type into existance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20910117)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 10:45 PM
Author: Iceberg Slim

Only 15? I'm coming up on the one year mark and am at 80+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#21408145)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 9:30 PM
Author: Idris Elba (:D in his childhood basement, staring at his faded Obama posters)

That's some mighty fine flame you got goin' there, Brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#21483135)



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Date: September 4th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Iceberg Slim

Flame?

What kind of shit district are you in where you're not getting much trial experience?

I average about two trials a week. Have had as many as four in one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#21498329)



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Date: September 4th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Idris Elba (:D in his childhood basement, staring at his faded Obama posters)

Cool story, Bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#21498339)



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Date: September 4th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Iceberg Slim

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#21498351)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 3:31 AM
Author: Louis Posteur

OP is rapidly becoming my favorite retard poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20908339)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 3:58 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

what do you think about today's confrontation case from SCOTUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20910134)



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Date: June 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Benzo

tell me about some interesting cases where people got thrown in the slammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#20910147)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: Idris Elba (:D in his childhood basement, staring at his faded Obama posters)

Dumbass who claimed to be a "sovereign citizen" and immune to the laws of the state.

Needless to say, the Judge and Jury showed him otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#21483141)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 11:26 PM
Author: "....,..,..,.,.,..,,.,.."

jfc this dude comes off exactly as the perma-butthurt little bitch i always considered most shitDAs to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#21484086)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 9:20 AM
Author: WakaFlakaNoFlame

and you sound like a faggot.

Are you a faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1972925&forum_id=2#21485423)