Date: June 28th, 2012 10:30 PM
Author: insecure set doctorate
and here are the pre-HCR ruff ryders
[Thomas]
Aiyyo, young girls want to suck, married women want to cuck
DC hostesses want to fuck, libs see me and duck
All for dat BBC, sucking on DDD's,
hiring cute clerks from TTT's, and never saying a single peep
My dissents always be the wildest, though sometimes a little childish
I resort to judicial violence - REAL NIGGAS MOVE IN SILENCE
Yeah, I know all about that Robert Cover, your bitch says I favor Danny Glover,
The framers didn't like obscenity
But that don't mean I can't take your girl's throat, my BBC and smother
What the fuck you gon' do, when Antonin and me run up on you
Your doctrines we run through, then I harass your bitch too
Stackin up them dictionaries, law's like a game of Pictionary
You a shitlib fairy, and your bitch be looking hairy
Invalidate some congressional acts, then chill with Marion Barry and smoke some crack
Call me 'token' and I blow out your bitch's back
Now that's an affirmative act
(Alito)
(Uh, uh, um, yo, yo yo yo, yo, um, yeah)
Court-watchers say I'm aspie, my voice sounds a little raspy
Luttig bombed his interview so Bush asked me, at least I'm not a Marxist, Harold Laski
Well, you can overlook me, it's alright, I take long walks by myself at night
Then flex my limited rhetorical might
and write ten-page dicta pwning you out of spite
Though I do kind of resent it, that when Scalia writes no one cares that Alito dissented, or reads a single sentence
Just to get attention I have to decide questions that weren't presented
Don't much like the First Amendment, except when it would leave unions upended
Or make shitlibs mad and scream 'horrendous!'
To the death, corporate speech I'll defend it
What does a guido have to do to get prestigious? Do I have to go on Regis?
Oh, he's not on TV anymore, guess I'll just have to rest my faith in Jesus
Giving cookies to the Chief, and the finest Italian meats
Prosciutto and special kinds of sicilian beef, then those choice assignments I'll reap
[Kennedy]
Yo yo yo, it's the realest nigga
People say I'm hard to figga
The rep keeps growing bigga
Profs following my moves like jigga
I meditate like Hamlet
My opinions run the gamut
Decide the hottest issues of the day
Over a PB and jelly sandwich
Pondering the mysteries of life
I cite some Bork and then some Fiss
Put an end to pro-choice, pro-life strife
I'm the Big Cheese and you're blind mice
Let you faggots bone, saved kids from execution till they're grown
Put Bush under that Capitol Dome, you niggas better watch the throne
Cite me your best case quick, give me a limiting principle that'll stick
Haven't you heard that I'm the shit? Even got Steve Reinhardt suck-sucking my dick (no homo)
All about that liberty, mixed with some sovereign dignity
A little equality, and lots of credit for me
Corporate equality? Healthcare that's for free?
State sovereignty? It all comes down to me, your Honor, Kennedy
[Roberts]
Yo, all hail to the Chief
I'm from the heartland where we raise tons of head of beef
Then I come to SCOTUS
and pwn habeas petitioners named Lateef
Started out in private practice
Took the nation's greatest lawyers to the mattress
Then I turned to Paul Clement and was like
"Lil breh, you can have this"
Front all like I'm kind
Like precedent I'm behind
Then I take your civil rights movement
and hold down and press rewind
Racial classification's so sordid
Executions so morbid
That's why I love AEDPA so much
So them I don't have to forbid
Deferential review
It's the thing to do
No injury in fact?
Ding fag, no standing for you
Heightened pleading standards
for ragheads whom I abhor
We're shutting the courthouse doors
to all you shitlib whores
Lower court judges disobey?
like Reinhardt and Eric Clay?
I summarily reverse your lives
Like Uday and Qusay
You libs don't understand
While you're building castles in the sand
I just overrule decades of precedent
and grant, vacate, remand
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