Date: July 10th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: ........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,

I never believed in love at first sight but today I met the girl of my dreams. She's a summer associate. I'm a 6th year. Should I pursue this forbidden love?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055131)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: AZNgirl throwing up white flag 7 nights a week

just tell her u have an assignment for her

lock her in ur office

procreate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055136)

Date: November 25th, 2012 8:55 AM
Author: Asian chick acting like blonde preppy airhead ( )

tap it if you are lonely guy. partners wont be surprised that lonely guy has balls etc. but tap outside of work place ... etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#22107051)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:19 PM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (current hedgehog cuddler)

u have a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055144)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: ........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,

Non-responsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055154)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (current hedgehog cuddler)

i am a fucking yr 8 years younger summer intern when u have a gf masterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055174)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: ........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,

English please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055183)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (current hedgehog cuddler)

do u have a gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055186)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: powerless in the face of virginity

It's OK to cheat on your girlfriend because of female hypergamy. Since women are only interested in the top 10% of males, male monogamy is unworkable. Do the math, sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055195)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:33 PM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (current hedgehog cuddler)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055220)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:34 PM
Author: powerless in the face of virginity

Maybe it's time to move on, sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055222)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:35 PM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (current hedgehog cuddler)

would it that i could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055232)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:38 PM
Author: powerless in the face of virginity

I know what it's like to experience endless heartache and rejection. The key is to megapoast daily about how utterly worthless and undesirable you are, until it seems positively silly that you ever thought even for a moment that anyone might want you. At that point, sheepishly forget about the whole thing and focus on masturbating to internet pornography.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055257)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (current hedgehog cuddler)

seems like a good way 2 be brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055266)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: powerless in the face of virginity

No it's still pretty suicide-inducing, but at a more manageable level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055275)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (current hedgehog cuddler)

i'll race u 2 the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055278)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: powerless in the face of virginity

let's have a vodka and barbiturate xo party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055296)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (current hedgehog cuddler)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055317)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: powerless in the face of virginity

my place, this weekend

(because i don't live with my parents, lol loser)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055323)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:49 PM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (current hedgehog cuddler)

haha. couple things i'm looking forward to in the next few mos... plus i'd rather not abandon my baby saltie... suicide pact? how about it kicks in right after (& exclusive with) my marriage pact (march '18)

can i hit u up for a pre-suicide party next time i'm up thurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055336)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: powerless in the face of virginity

that's way too long for me to wait. you really think i can megapoast for six more years about my unrequited love for law shrews? jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055384)

Date: July 10th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (current hedgehog cuddler)

try poasting about how u are tall & attractive & smart & funny; maybe you'll start to realize these things & won't need to suicide after all :)))))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055394)

Date: July 10th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: powerless in the face of virginity

ugh. i don't even have any barbiturates. can i just tell a doctor that i need something that overdoses with booze well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055401)

Date: July 10th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (current hedgehog cuddler)

a p e f a g g o t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055417)

Date: November 25th, 2012 6:24 AM
Author: " " '' ''

ill take that bet. see you in 2018

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#22106967)

Date: November 26th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (i just quit my job now i can stay out all night long)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#22112390)

Date: July 10th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: ,.,,..,,.,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055418)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: ray finkle

woah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055241)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Box Is Fucking Dead (current hedgehog cuddler)

this is admittedly based on a limited sample of experiences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055260)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: powerless in the face of virginity

yolo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055168)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: International Master Man of Mystery

she's not that great. stop being dramatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055175)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:29 PM
Author: ........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,

She's perfect man. Nice ass, brunette, bronze skin, humble upbringing, blue eyes, perfect lips, nice chest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055196)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: International Master Man of Mystery

you mean she's prole? that's not good at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055207)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: ........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,

Even her feet are perfect. I dreamed of sucking her toes all through lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055215)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: International Master Man of Mystery

oneitis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055233)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: :D (handsome, sociable, charismatic, would make a good husband, dawg)

(Michelle Obama)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055178)

Date: July 13th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: .........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21078676)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

lol you're so locked up in the office you wouldn't know a hot chick even if she shit on your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055240)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:42 PM
Author: Megafund #QadirZeusMuhammad

wait, are we talking about a female lawyer here, lil breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055288)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: ........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,

Female, yes. Lawyer, no. She hasn't passed DAT BAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055343)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Megafund #QadirZeusMuhammad

so a female JD-holder who aspires to pass the bar and one day become a lawyer? lol, brother just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055362)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: ........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,

Female, yes. JD-Holder, no. She hasn't completed DAT 3L year. Do you not know what a summer associate is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055388)

Date: July 13th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Megafund #QadirZeusMuhammad

I don't work in law, lil breh LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21078588)

Date: July 13th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: ........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,

Wtf you doing here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21078610)

Date: July 13th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

What do you do brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21078671)

Date: July 10th, 2012 3:58 PM
Author: Zero Dark Turdy

Describe her physically in detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21055380)

Date: July 12th, 2012 6:50 PM
Author: " " '' ''

lol bet you didnt think this thread was about box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21071317)

Date: July 13th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: ........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,

Today she asked me to review her memo. Fuck she's hot. I can't function in this environment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21078576)

Date: July 13th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,....,.,.,.,..,....,.,.,.,

How was the memo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21078665)

Date: July 13th, 2012 3:35 PM
Author: ........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,

It was okay. She'll get an offer with my changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21078688)

Date: July 14th, 2012 2:10 AM
Author: .........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................

are you going to connive to get her placed in your group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21083035)

Date: July 14th, 2012 2:12 AM
Author: '''.....'''...'...'.'..'.'.'.'.'.

he shouldn't. it'll be way less messy to get involved with her if they're not in the same group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21083042)

Date: July 14th, 2012 2:13 AM
Author: .........:;;;:...:.:.::;;;........................

worse, by the time she starts, he'll be getting pushed out because he won't make partner lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21083045)

Date: July 13th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: HIV+

I think she may want you, it's not normal for a Summer Associate to ask a sixth year to review her memo. Was the Quality of work good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21078666)

Date: July 13th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: ........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,

I have a reputation for being a strong writer which was mentioned at a group lunch we were at. I think that's why she asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21078697)

Date: July 14th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: '''.....'''...'...'.'..'.'.'.'.'.

weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21083020)

Date: July 13th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..

puttin it on a pedestal bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#21078582)

Date: November 26th, 2012 3:31 AM
Author: .;,..,,,,,,:.,.,;.,.;,:;.,.;.,....,;,,.,;.,.,:.,.,

OP: MFH? Vrange? HYS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#22112382)

Date: November 26th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.

6th year? you're on your way out anyway. go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1990565&forum_id=2#22112407)