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patent law hiring continues at furious pace, TMF left out

in the cold. HTH faggot.
...........;;;';';;.  07/15/12
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...........;;;';';;.  07/15/12
lol @ this bullshit. I'm getting interviews but they're all...
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/18/12
how many offers do you have? is there a point in every inte...
;;;'''...,,,  07/18/12
If I had an offer at a good place then why would I not just ...
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/18/12
(TMF incapable of telling the difference between a bad and a...
.,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,  07/18/12
Seriously, I can tell the difference and they were legit gre...
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/18/12
(guy who asks for a booster seat at the start of interviews)
kerpal  07/18/12
I never ask. I just sit with my head barely above the desk....
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/18/12
You are, objectively and obviously, a waste of skin. every ...
;;;'''...,,,  07/18/12
Not at all. I know when people hate me. But I can keep the...
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/18/12
at least you recognize youre subhuman. i dont think you app...
,.,.,.,...,.,.,,.,.,,,.,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,...,.,.,..  07/18/12
Explain. Why creepy?
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/18/12
what's your salary now, what are they offering, and what are...
.,.,...,..,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.  07/18/12
Now: six figs Offering: five figs Want: six figs + mor...
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/18/12
Yeah, if you have a PhD in EE or invented a widely used prog...
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.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.  07/18/12
If I graduate LS at age 33 after working as a software engin...
Old Soul  07/18/12
Depends on what LS, how well you do, etc. But don't assume ...
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/18/12
Just want to make sure I wouldn't be too old
Old Soul  07/18/12
bullshit, every decent patent associate is getting 5 recruit...
The Most Muscular Ginger In The World  07/18/12
Patent associates with experience.
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/18/12
TMF, wear a yarmulke to your next few interviews. report bac...
" " '' ''  07/18/12
This is an intriguing idea... Wouldn't they ask me what syn...
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/18/12
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...........;;;';';;.  08/19/12
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beau  12/11/12
************cock ******************
beau  12/11/12


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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:08 PM
Author: ...........;;;';';;.

in the cold. HTH faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21094836)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:15 PM
Author: ...........;;;';';;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21094920)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

lol @ this bullshit. I'm getting interviews but they're all corporate and tech transactions type shit. If patent was booming then I'd at least be getting some shit there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21115565)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 2:15 PM
Author: ;;;'''...,,,

how many offers do you have? is there a point in every interview where you can tell from the interviewer's eyes that he knows you are an unemployable sack of shit and that all of the interviewer's coworkers would collectively slit their wrists he were to make the mistake of hiring you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21115773)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

If I had an offer at a good place then why would I not just take it? I did have a few conversations where salary was too low and I was like "NNN".

The trouble with ITE is that unlike pre-ITE where an unsuccessful interview meant that disaster struck at some point, ITE I've had a ton of legit GREAT interviews that didn't result in an offer. Which, I guess is the most demoralizing thing of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21115801)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 2:26 PM
Author: .,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:, (guy with Ryan Gosling haircut)

(TMF incapable of telling the difference between a bad and a "legit GREAT" interview)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21115852)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 2:28 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Seriously, I can tell the difference and they were legit great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21115868)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 10:30 PM
Author: kerpal

(guy who asks for a booster seat at the start of interviews)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21119523)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

I never ask. I just sit with my head barely above the desk. But I'm like alpha about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21119571)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 2:26 PM
Author: ;;;'''...,,,

You are, objectively and obviously, a waste of skin. every interviewer hates you and youve never had a great interview. your post only shows that you are too socially inept to tell when people are repulsed by your presence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21115855)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Not at all. I know when people hate me. But I can keep the "vats" and "no u" remarks under control for 30 minute interviews. Like sure, a few weeks after hiring me they would be like "aw man, wtf did we do" after I'm arguing with my secretary about her nail polish but you know, that's not what we're talking about here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21115867)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 5:03 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,...,.,.,,.,.,,,.,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,...,.,.,..

at least you recognize youre subhuman. i dont think you appreciate how much americans hate short chubby euro-trash. we think youre creepy. like human centipede creepy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21117045)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 5:07 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Explain. Why creepy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21117075)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 5:09 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.

what's your salary now, what are they offering, and what are you targeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21117089)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 10:24 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Now: six figs

Offering: five figs

Want: six figs + more + more prestige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21119441)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 2:16 PM
Author: ;.,.;;.;;.,.;;;.,;.,.,..,.;;.;.;;.;.; ( )

Yeah, if you have a PhD in EE or invented a widely used programming language, you have a lot of options in patent law, assuming T3 LS and top 10%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21115790)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 5:10 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21117099)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 10:28 PM
Author: Old Soul

If I graduate LS at age 33 after working as a software engineer and possess an MS could I get biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21119490)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 10:33 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Depends on what LS, how well you do, etc. But don't assume "oh, you can easily get a 180 patent gig."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21119563)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: Old Soul

Just want to make sure I wouldn't be too old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21119575)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 10:35 PM
Author: The Most Muscular Ginger In The World

bullshit, every decent patent associate is getting 5 recruiter calls a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21119587)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 11:09 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Patent associates with experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21119986)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 10:45 PM
Author: " " '' ''

TMF, wear a yarmulke to your next few interviews. report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21119703)



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Date: July 18th, 2012 11:10 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

This is an intriguing idea... Wouldn't they ask me what synagogue I attend or possibly speak Hebrew to me? Also, if I got hired wouldn't I have to keep this up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21119992)



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Date: August 19th, 2012 7:25 PM
Author: ...........;;;';';;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#21375760)



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Date: December 11th, 2012 9:36 PM
Author: beau

**********cock ********************

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#22221206)



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Date: December 11th, 2012 9:36 PM
Author: beau

************cock ******************

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1995022&forum_id=2#22221207)