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I've graded bar exam essays. Here are my tips.

1. Write in complete sentences. 2. Include headers. 3. Wri...
Bearded pisswyrm wagecucks
  07/19/12
How close are these two responses in points? 1) A contrac...
Sepia diverse internal respiration
  07/24/14
2 is gay verbose diarrhea. take that shit to cornell.
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  07/30/19
cr. that guy failed the bar 5 years ago
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  07/30/19
How much does bar grading pay?
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  07/19/12
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Bearded pisswyrm wagecucks
  07/19/12
why are law review articles such shit?
Misanthropic institution brethren
  07/19/12
1. Because 23-year-olds who majored in political science and...
Bearded pisswyrm wagecucks
  07/19/12
Do you like puppies?
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  07/19/12
Everyone likes puppies.
Aphrodisiac indecent mother becky
  07/19/12
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Bearded pisswyrm wagecucks
  07/19/12
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  07/25/14
mostly good advice but in some states they force the expecta...
Mentally impaired national philosopher-king
  07/23/14
how bad is misstating the law? or not stating exactly like a...
cracking address pistol
  07/23/14
depends on the state and how rigorously they instruct them t...
Mentally impaired national philosopher-king
  07/23/14
TY i dont think ill completely blank on law or discuss th...
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  07/23/14
that's usually enough. major thing for the essays is effecti...
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  07/23/14
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  07/24/14
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  03/02/18
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Indigo passionate library
  07/30/19
here's my tip *fucks ur ass*
Sable psychic sanctuary
  07/30/19
RIP MR MARKEL
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  07/30/19
wha happen to this man
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  07/30/19
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  07/30/19
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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: Bearded pisswyrm wagecucks

1. Write in complete sentences.

2. Include headers.

3. Write with confidence. Do not write with fear.

4. Target audience is a partially-inebriated attorney who's giving your essay about 60 seconds of her time. Write accordingly. Impressions matter.

That's all. Do well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127520)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: Sepia diverse internal respiration

How close are these two responses in points?

1) A contract is formed when there is an offer, acceptance, consideration, and there are no valid defenses to the contract's formation.

2) A contract is formed when there is an offer (a manifestation to enter into a valid contract by one party), acceptance that indicates a commitment to be bound, adequate consideration or bargained for legal detriment, and no defenses to formation that would invalidate an otherwise valid contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25993532)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Stage Party Of The First Part

2 is gay verbose diarrhea. take that shit to cornell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609482)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:59 AM
Author: twinkling sneaky criminal range

cr. that guy failed the bar 5 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609655)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:59 AM
Author: fuchsia judgmental indian lodge



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Date: July 30th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: frum dashing abode



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac indecent mother becky

How much does bar grading pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127522)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:46 PM
Author: Bearded pisswyrm wagecucks

Not very well. It's more a service. But it's pretty good money for the limited commitment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127541)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Misanthropic institution brethren

why are law review articles such shit?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127523)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:48 PM
Author: Bearded pisswyrm wagecucks

1. Because 23-year-olds who majored in political science and history don't have very discerning taste?

2. Because law professors are mostly humanities majors who couldn't find a real job and went to law school, and then couldn't handle the practice of law, and are now writing like the humanities majors they are?

3. Because every law school has too many journals in order to give participation ribbons to their law students, so they have to fill them with something?

There are a lot of other reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127553)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Khaki volcanic crater

Do you like puppies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127526)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac indecent mother becky

Everyone likes puppies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127531)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:48 PM
Author: Bearded pisswyrm wagecucks

Sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127555)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: sinister pearl meetinghouse weed whacker

Complete sentence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127588)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:49 PM
Author: ocher pontificating native hairy legs

have you ever had anal sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127562)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 10:13 AM
Author: Sable psychic sanctuary



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Dun dilemma legal warrant



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: fighting area multi-billionaire

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25990951)



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Date: July 25th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: sadistic stirring orchestra pit

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25999791)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Mentally impaired national philosopher-king

mostly good advice but in some states they force the expectations and reqs for bar graders are way different. in NY there are people flipping through stacks of essays at yankees games while they swill beer and fuck around with their phones. in oregon they make all the graders go to this shitty camp and sit around in halls intensely focused on precise grading for five hours a day. guess which state you need to take that shit more seriously in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25990966)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: cracking address pistol

how bad is misstating the law? or not stating exactly like a barbri outline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25990967)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:31 PM
Author: Mentally impaired national philosopher-king

depends on the state and how rigorously they instruct them to stick to the model answers, but usually shit that is completely wrong only hurts you in the sense that it's wasted space and will lead you to make other useless statements and analysis that won't score points. i haven't heard of a state actively dinging you for wrong answers, and stuff generally doesn't need to be verbatim so long as it's the widely accepted definition and understandable as such. shit like the definition of hearsay or whatever has a fairly well recognized sequence of words that they want to see. for the exact set of scenarios used to lay the foundation of expert testimony, they don't need to hear the barbri/kaplan/themis/whatever word-for-word definition because they're all different and nobody cares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25991100)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:33 PM
Author: cracking address pistol

TY

i dont think ill completely blank on law or discuss the wrong issue, but i doubt ill be able to memorize and repeat the elements of negligent misrepresentation perfectly on exam day if that issue comes up, even though ill probably be able to string together the major aspects of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25991112)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: Mentally impaired national philosopher-king

that's usually enough. major thing for the essays is effectively spotting the issues and being able to hit the big points. look at sample essay answers and grading sheets a lot. the graders have mostly the same shit sitting in front of them. how hard they will grade the essay varies a lot, obviously, but look at it from their perspective. take a grading sheet and grade your own essay and you'll see what i mean.

like i said, mistaking issues just fucks you because then you waste time and space on something that won't score you points. you can't outline dump on essays, but once you know what you're discussing, you're basically just shitting out whatever blackletter you can and then common sense analysis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25991167)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: Very tactful community account mental disorder

cans? panties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25991278)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy heaven

did you write "her time" deliberately or are gender-sensitive pronouns second nature by this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25993543)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Violet histrionic piazza headpube



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Cheese-eating arousing gaming laptop

have you ever passed someone who was just missing a passing grade?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#35520147)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Violet histrionic piazza headpube

op died breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#35520153)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Pink razzle-dazzle antidepressant drug regret

Anybody seen jeepmo lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#35520279)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: pale misunderstood lodge



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:10 AM
Author: 180 hall



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:09 AM
Author: Jet-lagged set



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:14 AM
Author: Indigo passionate library

has he been avenged yet or is the slut still walking around a free woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609474)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:15 AM
Author: Sable psychic sanctuary

here's my tip

*fucks ur ass*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609476)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:16 AM
Author: fuchsia judgmental indian lodge

RIP MR MARKEL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609481)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:28 AM
Author: Glittery Drab Nowag

wha happen to this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609519)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:57 AM
Author: Burgundy razzmatazz parlour



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:58 AM
Author: Glittery Drab Nowag

oh my lord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609654)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:24 AM
Author: Effete green old irish cottage base

WRITE WITH CONFIDENCE!! I WILL FEEL IT WHEN READING AND WILL PASS YOU BASED ON IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609506)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:26 AM
Author: Sick rough-skinned resort international law enforcement agency

Here's a tip: when you marry a bitch, you marry her family, too.

Choose wisely and conceal carry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609514)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:35 AM
Author: fuchsia judgmental indian lodge



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:37 AM
Author: Provocative adulterous gas station



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:46 AM
Author: Glittery Drab Nowag

no fucking way was this dude a poaster, i just listened to the podcast about this situation JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609550)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:06 AM
Author: Sick rough-skinned resort international law enforcement agency

He signed an email to a new law professor at FSU that was close to his age "XOXO"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609578)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:52 AM
Author: Glittery Drab Nowag

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:56 AM
Author: Glittery Drab Nowag

Miss you, pal. As you used to write, xoxo.

Posted by: Jack | Jul 20, 2014 11:56:31 PM

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609651)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Violet histrionic piazza headpube



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Date: July 30th, 2019 7:05 AM
Author: Trip Jade Gunner Immigrant

Rip

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Date: July 30th, 2019 10:22 AM
Author: Slimy talented menage

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