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I've graded bar exam essays. Here are my tips.

1. Write in complete sentences. 2. Include headers. 3. Wri...
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How close are these two responses in points? 1) A contrac...
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  07/24/14
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  07/19/12
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  07/19/12
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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: Snowy motley jew temple

1. Write in complete sentences.

2. Include headers.

3. Write with confidence. Do not write with fear.

4. Target audience is a partially-inebriated attorney who's giving your essay about 60 seconds of her time. Write accordingly. Impressions matter.

That's all. Do well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127520)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: jade partner son of senegal

How close are these two responses in points?

1) A contract is formed when there is an offer, acceptance, consideration, and there are no valid defenses to the contract's formation.

2) A contract is formed when there is an offer (a manifestation to enter into a valid contract by one party), acceptance that indicates a commitment to be bound, adequate consideration or bargained for legal detriment, and no defenses to formation that would invalidate an otherwise valid contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25993532)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:16 AM
Author: cordovan whorehouse liquid oxygen

2 is gay verbose diarrhea. take that shit to cornell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609482)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:59 AM
Author: avocado lodge wrinkle

cr. that guy failed the bar 5 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609655)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:59 AM
Author: impressive bespoke stage hominid



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Date: July 30th, 2019 10:14 AM
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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: onyx free-loading sneaky criminal kitchen

How much does bar grading pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127522)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:46 PM
Author: Snowy motley jew temple

Not very well. It's more a service. But it's pretty good money for the limited commitment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127541)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: claret deer antler

why are law review articles such shit?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127523)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:48 PM
Author: Snowy motley jew temple

1. Because 23-year-olds who majored in political science and history don't have very discerning taste?

2. Because law professors are mostly humanities majors who couldn't find a real job and went to law school, and then couldn't handle the practice of law, and are now writing like the humanities majors they are?

3. Because every law school has too many journals in order to give participation ribbons to their law students, so they have to fill them with something?

There are a lot of other reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127553)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Talented heaven nibblets

Do you like puppies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127526)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: onyx free-loading sneaky criminal kitchen

Everyone likes puppies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127531)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:48 PM
Author: Snowy motley jew temple

Sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127555)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Hot patrolman

Complete sentence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#21127588)



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Date: July 19th, 2012 11:49 PM
Author: Hyperactive stain

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Date: July 30th, 2019 10:13 AM
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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: nudist address



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: aromatic public bath

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Date: July 25th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: vibrant menage

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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: boyish field coffee pot

mostly good advice but in some states they force the expectations and reqs for bar graders are way different. in NY there are people flipping through stacks of essays at yankees games while they swill beer and fuck around with their phones. in oregon they make all the graders go to this shitty camp and sit around in halls intensely focused on precise grading for five hours a day. guess which state you need to take that shit more seriously in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25990966)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Dashing skinny woman sex offender

how bad is misstating the law? or not stating exactly like a barbri outline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25990967)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:31 PM
Author: boyish field coffee pot

depends on the state and how rigorously they instruct them to stick to the model answers, but usually shit that is completely wrong only hurts you in the sense that it's wasted space and will lead you to make other useless statements and analysis that won't score points. i haven't heard of a state actively dinging you for wrong answers, and stuff generally doesn't need to be verbatim so long as it's the widely accepted definition and understandable as such. shit like the definition of hearsay or whatever has a fairly well recognized sequence of words that they want to see. for the exact set of scenarios used to lay the foundation of expert testimony, they don't need to hear the barbri/kaplan/themis/whatever word-for-word definition because they're all different and nobody cares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25991100)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:33 PM
Author: Dashing skinny woman sex offender

TY

i dont think ill completely blank on law or discuss the wrong issue, but i doubt ill be able to memorize and repeat the elements of negligent misrepresentation perfectly on exam day if that issue comes up, even though ill probably be able to string together the major aspects of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25991112)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: boyish field coffee pot

that's usually enough. major thing for the essays is effectively spotting the issues and being able to hit the big points. look at sample essay answers and grading sheets a lot. the graders have mostly the same shit sitting in front of them. how hard they will grade the essay varies a lot, obviously, but look at it from their perspective. take a grading sheet and grade your own essay and you'll see what i mean.

like i said, mistaking issues just fucks you because then you waste time and space on something that won't score you points. you can't outline dump on essays, but once you know what you're discussing, you're basically just shitting out whatever blackletter you can and then common sense analysis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25991167)



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Date: July 24th, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: trip sable mediation

cans? panties?

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Date: July 24th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Irradiated fighting sweet tailpipe forum

did you write "her time" deliberately or are gender-sensitive pronouns second nature by this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#25993543)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Tan Goyim Indian Lodge



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Infuriating sandwich brunch

have you ever passed someone who was just missing a passing grade?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#35520147)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Tan Goyim Indian Lodge

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Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin incel

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Date: March 2nd, 2018 4:45 PM
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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:09 AM
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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:14 AM
Author: Brass Wonderful Base Really Tough Guy

has he been avenged yet or is the slut still walking around a free woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609474)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:15 AM
Author: Exciting black psychic

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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:16 AM
Author: impressive bespoke stage hominid

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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:28 AM
Author: abnormal histrionic boistinker

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:58 AM
Author: abnormal histrionic boistinker

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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:24 AM
Author: chocolate provocative hell round eye

WRITE WITH CONFIDENCE!! I WILL FEEL IT WHEN READING AND WILL PASS YOU BASED ON IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609506)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:26 AM
Author: Odious Violent Meetinghouse

Here's a tip: when you marry a bitch, you marry her family, too.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609514)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:35 AM
Author: impressive bespoke stage hominid



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:37 AM
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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:46 AM
Author: abnormal histrionic boistinker

no fucking way was this dude a poaster, i just listened to the podcast about this situation JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609550)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:06 AM
Author: Odious Violent Meetinghouse

He signed an email to a new law professor at FSU that was close to his age "XOXO"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999095&forum_id=2#38609578)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:52 AM
Author: abnormal histrionic boistinker

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:56 AM
Author: abnormal histrionic boistinker

Miss you, pal. As you used to write, xoxo.

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Date: July 30th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Tan Goyim Indian Lodge



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Date: July 30th, 2019 7:05 AM
Author: chest-beating smoky locus headpube

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Date: July 30th, 2019 10:22 AM
Author: Sapphire bearded church building

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