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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM Author: Irradiated Cordovan Piazza Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.
1943–44 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.
Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.
See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003). |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM Author: Amethyst field No one should vote for Greg Abbott. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868099) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM Author: Honey-headed Comical Pervert Office I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM Author: Cowardly Orchestra Pit Goyim ITT: White people who love their dogs too much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428) |
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