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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM Author: Gay 180 Jap Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.
1943–44 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.
Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.
See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003). |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM Author: Hideous Cerebral National Security Agency Giraffe No one should vote for Greg Abbott. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868099) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:33 PM Author: Spectacular purple really tough guy business firm SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868125) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:34 PM Author: bat shit crazy razzmatazz stage Easy, chief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868146) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM Author: Spectacular purple really tough guy business firm I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM Author: Stubborn Concupiscible Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869795) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:53 AM Author: Orange Aggressive Crackhouse greg abbott is my dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869785) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM Author: wonderful set halford greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a prostitute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869793) |
Date: July 21st, 2012 11:41 PM Author: Green den Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next week. TYVMFT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143354) |
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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:42 PM Author: Amethyst nibblets i teared. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143369) |
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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM Author: Jade new version jfc, nay...
JFC! |
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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM Author: Stimulating zombie-like sanctuary masturbator To be fair,
But they're also pretty tasty bro |
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Date: July 22nd, 2012 1:14 AM Author: Thriller Range In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21144116) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:14 AM Author: Internet-worthy vengeful organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876505) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:04 AM Author: Green den morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291066) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:21 AM Author: slimy rigpig sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291076) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM Author: Spruce Diverse Parlor Messiness ITT: White people who love their dogs too much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM Author: low-t nowag trailer park WTF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291504) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:09 PM Author: puce bull headed church water buffalo 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291962) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:13 PM Author: citrine mad-dog skullcap Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue.
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Date: February 25th, 2017 5:06 PM Author: comical theatre 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699364) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:36 AM Author: Demanding legend house CAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291446) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM Author: Galvanic hilarious newt idea he suggested This dude wrote that:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Graham_Vest |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:56 AM Author: Milky adventurous trump supporter nursing home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291511) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:58 AM Author: honey-headed meetinghouse http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291520) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM Author: Milky adventurous trump supporter nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291562) |
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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: Bateful Wagecucks Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699211) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:00 PM Author: puce bull headed church water buffalo I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291531) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:05 PM Author: low-t nowag trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291545) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:09 PM Author: Lascivious bawdyhouse Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291556) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM Author: low-t nowag trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291567) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 4:18 PM Author: bat shit crazy razzmatazz stage Nothing to see here! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23865089) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:28 PM Author: bat shit crazy razzmatazz stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868066) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:31 PM Author: Spectacular purple really tough guy business firm NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868117) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:32 PM Author: Hideous Cerebral National Security Agency Giraffe Is Greg Abbott a racist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868120) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:37 PM Author: Laughsome trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868187) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:39 PM Author: Laughsome trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868204) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:41 PM Author: Vigorous corner half-breed On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dances with Wolves? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868222) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:28 AM Author: Hideous Cerebral National Security Agency Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869656) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 6:45 PM Author: Laughsome trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23872640) |
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