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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM Author: Seedy sanctuary Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.
1943–44 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.
Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.
See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003). |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM Author: stirring love of her life No one should vote for Greg Abbott. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868099) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:33 PM Author: Spectacular menage SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868125) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:34 PM Author: heady space Easy, chief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868146) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM Author: Spectacular menage I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM Author: Ivory Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869795) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:53 AM Author: irradiated fuchsia crotch greg abbott is my dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869785) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM Author: Glassy Startling Lodge Fat Ankles greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a prostitute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869793) |
Date: July 21st, 2012 11:41 PM Author: Nighttime cumskin Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next week. TYVMFT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143354) |
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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:42 PM Author: Talking pocket flask i teared. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143369) |
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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM Author: wonderful center internal respiration jfc, nay...
JFC! |
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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM Author: Crimson marketing idea To be fair,
But they're also pretty tasty bro |
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Date: July 22nd, 2012 1:14 AM Author: electric godawful bbw In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21144116) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:14 AM Author: grizzly comical feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876505) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:04 AM Author: Nighttime cumskin morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291066) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:21 AM Author: Carnelian Range Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291076) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM Author: Sadistic turdskin chapel ITT: White people who love their dogs too much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM Author: Abnormal Puppy WTF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291504) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:09 PM Author: fear-inspiring whorehouse pistol 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291962) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:13 PM Author: balding messiness Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue.
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Date: February 25th, 2017 5:06 PM Author: federal theatre personal credit line 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699364) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:36 AM Author: arrogant obsidian nowag CAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291446) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM Author: honey-headed parlor This dude wrote that:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Graham_Vest |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:56 AM Author: Lake Frum Athletic Conference Plaza 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291511) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Salmon Senate http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291520) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM Author: Lake Frum Athletic Conference Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291562) |
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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: exciting travel guidebook hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699211) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:00 PM Author: fear-inspiring whorehouse pistol I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291531) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:05 PM Author: Abnormal Puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291545) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:09 PM Author: primrose bawdyhouse doctorate Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291556) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM Author: Abnormal Puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291567) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 4:18 PM Author: heady space Nothing to see here! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23865089) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:28 PM Author: heady space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868066) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:31 PM Author: Spectacular menage NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868117) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:32 PM Author: stirring love of her life Is Greg Abbott a racist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868120) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:37 PM Author: hairless sick theater party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868187) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:39 PM Author: hairless sick theater party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868204) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:41 PM Author: emerald roast beef public bath On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dances with Wolves? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868222) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:28 AM Author: stirring love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869656) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 6:45 PM Author: hairless sick theater party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23872640) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:10 AM Author: grizzly comical feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876489) |
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Date: February 25th, 2017 7:07 AM Author: grizzly comical feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32696771) |
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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:39 PM Author: frisky lascivious newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699190) |
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Date: March 18th, 2019 10:32 AM Author: Flickering Bateful Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37949416) |
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