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Partner Reamed Me For Legal Arguments - C/Pd from HIS BRIEF

Just got a long ass email going to town on me for some argum...
...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,  08/05/12
(1) Flame. (2) "How should I handle this?" --&g...
~~(>' ' )>  08/06/12
Thank you for your contribution.
...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,  08/06/12
don't be a bitchmade faggot
climbing kike mountain  08/05/12
Definitely point out that he signed off on the same shitty a...
United Against a Nuclear Latham  08/05/12
lmao fuck man. i work for a power hungry 5'5 jew fgt partner...
,,,...,,......,,....  08/05/12
This guy is a jew, too. Biggest fucking nose that has ever ...
...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,  08/05/12
likes are the worst partners to work for. They are whiney li...
AZNgirl singing Ice Ice baby near AZNman  08/05/12
cr wrt making up their mind
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.  08/06/12
...
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.  08/06/12
I worked with a short insecure partner who did this shit too...
.,;.,;,.;,.,;.,;.,;,.;,.;,,.,.,;.,.;,.;,.;,.,;,.;,  08/05/12
I love your shtick
Akrasia The Poster  08/05/12
I would play it off like you didn't know the sample was from...
fscknut  08/05/12
180, do this. But don't fucking say "sir" lololol...
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.  08/06/12
I worked for a partner that was like this too. Similar to y...
Circuit City Special  08/05/12
...
.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.  08/06/12
pls stand up for yourself.
fIame (retired)  08/06/12
every time he makes a negative comment, throw a page of the ...
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm  08/06/12
180
.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.  08/06/12
177
CapTTTainFalcon  08/06/12
update?
Circuit City Special  08/06/12
I came in early this morning (8am)in hopes of reading throug...
...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,  08/06/12
hahahahah
jazzy altidore  08/06/12
...
.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.  08/06/12
Bro, in prison, you would be married now.
skulker  08/06/12
and you would be dead
...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,  08/06/12
Why would I be dead bro?
skulker  08/06/12
Because you would try to resist some large well connected br...
...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,  08/06/12
Nah bro. I would pledge my allegiance to the aryans on day 1...
skulker  08/06/12
Arn't you hapa or azn?
Circuit City Special  08/06/12
LOL. no.
skulker  08/06/12
Beautiful.
All Watched Over By Machines of Loving Grace  08/06/12
Either this really happened or is a next level flame thread....
Rach's 72 unemployed virgins  08/06/12
...
My Prole Called Life  08/08/12
This is easily handled. Email him back ASAP and attach the o...
skulker  08/06/12
these nightmare associate flames have gotten quite real of l...
... ,. .,. ... ... ......  08/06/12
Lol'd very hard at this
",,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:,:,...,:,.,.:..,:.,:.::,,  08/08/12
Must be flame. No way is a professional law job this shitty
H.  08/06/12
lol, of course not
Michael Doodikoff  08/06/12
180
,,,...,,......,,....  08/06/12
LOL BROTHER @ OUR NOBLE "PROFESSION" but no serio...
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.  08/06/12
...
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  08/06/12
Certainly not, certainly not.
Rach's 72 unemployed virgins  08/06/12
Maybe you should, you know, do more than just copy pasta
,...,,.,.,,, , , .. ,,.,.,,...,,.,.,,,..,.,  08/06/12
Thanks for the tip lil breh, good luck with 1L.
...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,  08/06/12
Lol, enjoy getting lathamed
,...,,.,.,,, , , .. ,,.,.,,...,,.,.,,,..,.,  08/06/12
When Black Thursday took place you had just started college....
...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,  08/06/12
Was actually interviewing at a v5, but whatever
,...,,.,.,,, , , .. ,,.,.,,...,,.,.,,,..,.,  08/06/12
I once got bitched out by a partner for not rewriting a memo...
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  08/06/12
Faggots cry bro.
skulker  08/06/12
What do you mean not "rewriting?" As in, you used ...
Circuit City Special  08/06/12


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Date: August 5th, 2012 4:11 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,

Just got a long ass email going to town on me for some arguments I "made" in a brief.

"As you can tell, I'm a bit frustrated. I don't think this section was remotely close to the standard of work we expect."

The parts he criticized were almost completely copied from another brief he filed on the exact same issue 2 years ago.

We're going to DISCUSS IT in the morning. How should I handle this? Just bend over and take it? Point out he didn't seem to have a problem with the arguments two years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21265437)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:08 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

(1) Flame.

(2) "How should I handle this?" --> By saying, in Imaginary World, where you got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274313)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:14 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,

Thank you for your contribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274365)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 4:14 PM
Author: climbing kike mountain

don't be a bitchmade faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21265472)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham

Definitely point out that he signed off on the same shitty argument. He'll respect you for putting him in his place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21265481)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: ,,,...,,......,,....

lmao fuck man. i work for a power hungry 5'5 jew fgt partner like this. he's completely inconsistent in his directives, too. if i ever say anything back, he'll just resort to some boilerplate line about "okay, well, it's on you. i want to see the next draft on my desk by the morning." i've learned to just try to ignore, nod like i'm listening, then do whatever the fuck i want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21265483)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,

This guy is a jew, too. Biggest fucking nose that has ever been turned up to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21265507)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 7:06 PM
Author: AZNgirl singing Ice Ice baby near AZNman

likes are the worst partners to work for. They are whiney little bitches who can't make up their mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21266768)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.

cr wrt making up their mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272957)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272956)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 7:04 PM
Author: .,;.,;,.;,.,;.,;.,;,.;,.;,,.,.,;.,.;,.;,.;,.,;,.;,

I worked with a short insecure partner who did this shit too. I agree that the best course of action is to nod and ignore him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21266748)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 7:05 PM
Author: Akrasia The Poster

I love your shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21266753)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 7:25 PM
Author: fscknut

I would play it off like you didn't know the sample was from him. Like "Sorry, sir, I took a lot of that section from a document we had on the same issue in the doc store. I printed off a copy for us to look over right before I came over here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21266877)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.

180, do this. But don't fucking say "sir" lololol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272961)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 7:52 PM
Author: Circuit City Special (Flash Mob/Forty-Year-Old Soccer Mom (Never Not Real Talk))

I worked for a partner that was like this too. Similar to you and another poaster, that partner is jewish too. I don't know why, but working with him has not made me anti-Semitic; rather, I am just apathetic towards Jews and Israel. I used to care about the issue and not anymore. Either way, back on point, I would be careful about talking about his previous brief. He might get pissed and say something like, "well, that was a different case. I hope you don't expect to practice law like this. Even the most generic contract needs to be tweaked for the issue at hand." I would suggest that you say that you used previous briefs as guidance (not that you pulled it right out of it--i.e., copied and pasted it). Then, just take the ass reaming. BigLaw is similar to prison in that you are either fucking someone or you are the one getting fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21267027)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: .,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272314)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: fIame (retired)

pls stand up for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272327)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (SPQR)

every time he makes a negative comment, throw a page of the brief in his face and ask, "Why you criticizing yourself?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272337)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: .,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272366)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:05 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21273850)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 3:42 PM
Author: Circuit City Special (Flash Mob/Forty-Year-Old Soccer Mom (Never Not Real Talk))

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272450)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,

I came in early this morning (8am)in hopes of reading through the brief and reviewing the materials before he got in, but he was already here and the brief was sitting on my chair with the words

"[Associate], Please see me. Thx, [Partner]."

I went over to his office to see if he wanted to discuss it immediately. He did. He asked me to print out a fresh copy of the brief and meet him in the nearest conference room.

He explained that he hoped his email wasn't too harsh, but also hoped that it was harsh enough to get his point across. I told him, "I definitely got the message."

He then spent the next half hour criticizing the 8 pages of the brief, section by section. I nodded a lot and said things like, "I understand," "Yeah, that makes sense," and "Oh, I see." Around the 35 minute mark, I think he realized it was his, because he stopped and leaned back in his seat. He then started to ask, "Did you get this from another," but then stopped himself and shifted gears.

From then on he started talking about how it's alright to use older briefs as references, but said that sometimes people get things wrong, and OCCASIONALLY things will even get past him, so if I ever use something older for reference, I should think CRITICALLY about it and look deeper into the issues to avoid rehashing shitty arguments.

The whole thing went on for about an hour. He stopped by my office later on and invited me to join him and some other old faggots for lunch. I didn't want to go, but I accepted his bullshit peace offering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272575)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: jazzy altidore

hahahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272759)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: .,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272800)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:54 PM
Author: skulker

Bro, in prison, you would be married now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274228)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,

and you would be dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274263)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: skulker

Why would I be dead bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274269)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:03 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,

Because you would try to resist some large well connected brother and you would get raped and shanked and bleed out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274284)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:03 PM
Author: skulker

Nah bro. I would pledge my allegiance to the aryans on day 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274288)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:05 PM
Author: Circuit City Special (Flash Mob/Forty-Year-Old Soccer Mom (Never Not Real Talk))

Arn't you hapa or azn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274300)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:05 PM
Author: skulker

LOL. no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274302)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:04 PM
Author: All Watched Over By Machines of Loving Grace

Beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274294)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:32 PM
Author: Rach's 72 unemployed virgins

Either this really happened or is a next level flame thread. Either way: 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274492)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 6:10 PM
Author: My Prole Called Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21290714)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:11 PM
Author: skulker

This is easily handled. Email him back ASAP and attach the old brief. Tell him you based the arguments on this brief on the attached since he used it in the past.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272697)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:17 PM
Author: ... ,. .,. ... ... ......

these nightmare associate flames have gotten quite real of late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272774)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: ",,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:,:,...,:,.,.:..,:.,:.::,,

Lol'd very hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21291028)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: H.

Must be flame. No way is a professional law job this shitty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272793)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Michael Doodikoff

lol, of course not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272844)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:35 PM
Author: ,,,...,,......,,....

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272929)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:40 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.

LOL BROTHER @ OUR NOBLE "PROFESSION"

but no seriously yeah it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272977)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274261)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:18 PM
Author: Rach's 72 unemployed virgins

Certainly not, certainly not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274388)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:42 PM
Author: ,...,,.,.,,, , , .. ,,.,.,,...,,.,.,,,..,.,

Maybe you should, you know, do more than just copy pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274143)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:47 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,

Thanks for the tip lil breh, good luck with 1L.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274182)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:53 PM
Author: ,...,,.,.,,, , , .. ,,.,.,,...,,.,.,,,..,.,

Lol, enjoy getting lathamed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274224)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,

When Black Thursday took place you had just started college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274260)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:29 PM
Author: ,...,,.,.,,, , , .. ,,.,.,,...,,.,.,,,..,.,

Was actually interviewing at a v5, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274467)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:03 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

I once got bitched out by a partner for not rewriting a memo they wrote to a client because "it was really poorly written." I wanted to cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274283)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:04 PM
Author: skulker

Faggots cry bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274291)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:28 PM
Author: Circuit City Special (Flash Mob/Forty-Year-Old Soccer Mom (Never Not Real Talk))

What do you mean not "rewriting?" As in, you used some precedent document and just changed names (and the precedent document was crappy)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274459)