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Gimme tips on TROLLING LS classmates IRL
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Date: August 7th, 2012 5:32 PM |
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Date: August 7th, 2012 5:45 PM
this will not bother normal people in the slightest, in fact they will like you for it and probably be drawn to you. but about 50% of your class will be fucking furious that you're not willfully becoming the cliched neckbeard skinny fat miserable law school OCD faggot that they idealize for some reason, and it will rouse their anger.
to troll the same group of people, when the inevitably ask you about grades, just smile really big and say you're very happy with how things worked out, regardless of what you actually got.
talking about this makes me recall an XO thread where the OP actually felt angry and betrayed because a guy in his class who seemed "laidback" and "disorganized" actually turned out to be top 5% and a closet gunner. the OP was furious that the guy had 'gamed' him by appearing to not work that hard.
once you get there and see what miserable little turds most of these people are (male and female), you'll have a pretty good idea of how to piss them off. |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 9:44 PM
Tell girls that they don't need a jd to work in recruiting.
Bring undergrads to any and all law social events.
Ask chicks how they plan on getting husbands when they have to compete with a fave of new 22 year-old publishing girls everywhere.
Say that law girls are like Tina Fey, but not cute or funny. Just sort of sad.
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Date: August 8th, 2012 9:53 PM |
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Date: August 9th, 2012 1:46 AM |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 9:58 PM
*Imply regularly that you have inside info on an exam or job. Don't share this info.
*Let it be known subtly that your parents are somehow involved in the law in a big way, but someplace geographically far away. Act as though you already have your post-law school career lined up, but never tip your hand. |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 10:02 PM |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 10:04 PM
god law school fucking sucks |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 10:06 PM |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 10:07 PM
1) act like you didn't read, we're boozing 2) book exams while gunning in covert ops stealth mode 3) gunners get irate and flip out at parties
Rofl Rofl |
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