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Date: August 9th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: deranged yarmulke Moving to a new city for school. Fairly attractive bro. Will be in a prestigious program. Not Jewish but hear jdate is a great place to pwn sluts. Thinking of just listing myself as ethnically Jewish but non practicing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21301619) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 12:19 AM Author: Amethyst mewling bawdyhouse do you look jewish? do you have a jewish name? can you discuss hillel and birthright? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302207) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:12 AM Author: deranged yarmulke i don't look stereotypically jewish, but i'm sure i could pass. don't have a jewish name. plan to just say my mother is jewish and my father is not. i think that should cover both name and looks. i had plenty of jewish friends in college so yes, i can discuss those things, but don't want to contradict the rest of my story. can bros with jewish mothers in non-practicing families even go on birthright (and get it paid for, i mean)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302659) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:14 AM Author: Amethyst mewling bawdyhouse yeah, birthright is pretty liberal. i once saw a seriously ghetto black american dude walking around jerusalem in the middle of a birthright dude.
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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:16 AM Author: deranged yarmulke sweet. can definitely spin my college friends' birthright experience as my own. does the rest of the story hold water (re: no jewish name, etc.)? any other tips? appreciate it man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302697) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:18 AM Author: Amethyst mewling bawdyhouse you're more likely to get called out on it if you're dating girls and/or trying to fuck girls looking for marriage material guys right off the bat. if you're just trying to hit up some slutty 23 year old, she likely won't question it. if she's going out with you, it's not going to be an issue b/c she's seen your picture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302724) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:20 AM Author: deranged yarmulke oh yeah, definitely. not looking to hook any of the marriage looking girls at all. i've just heard jdate attracts lots of slutty/pretty attractive girls, and i'll be moving to a brand new city so i figure why not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302736) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: Amethyst mewling bawdyhouse are you going to a major city with lots of jews? there aren't jews if your brand new city is birmingham. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302749) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: deranged yarmulke yeah, it's a big city. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302753) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:25 AM Author: Amethyst mewling bawdyhouse are you a lawyer? looking for golddiggers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302766) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:27 AM Author: deranged yarmulke i'm going to law school. did ibanking/MBB consulting after undergrad. i'm looking to hook up with attractive girls. i'm indifferent to whether or not they are gold diggers. i have plenty of money but i'm not looking to make it rain if that's going to be the make or break as far as whether or not she sleeps with me, if that makes any sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302778) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:54 AM Author: honey-headed alcoholic national security agency why the hell you going to law school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302853) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:45 PM Author: deranged yarmulke because i think i would like to be a lawyer. i'm going to a top school that's paid for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305663) |
Date: August 10th, 2012 1:16 AM Author: Mind-boggling rusted sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302703) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:17 AM Author: deranged yarmulke nah. you jerks would get me pwnd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302708) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:56 AM Author: honey-headed alcoholic national security agency if i'm a gentile (but with a small amount of jewish ancestry) on jdate, what should i say? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302861) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:45 PM Author: deranged yarmulke bump for more tips from my jew brehs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305667) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:49 PM Author: heady wagecucks Lol. as soon as she plays Jewish geography, you'll be outed as a goy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305700) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:50 PM Author: deranged yarmulke explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305711) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:52 PM Author: Amethyst mewling bawdyhouse "oh, you went to michigan for college. class of 2010? do you know know shlmo rosenfeld? what about sarah goldberg? what about leah farbenbaum?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305731) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:54 PM Author: deranged yarmulke meh, not too worried. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305747) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:58 PM Author: blue wrinkle meetinghouse say you're half jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305778) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 3:12 PM Author: deranged yarmulke yeah brother, that's the plan. moms is jewish but took dad's protestant last name, or such is my story anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305899) |
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