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Advise me on how to pwn jew pussy on JDate ITT

Moving to a new city for school. Fairly attractive bro. Will...
stirring violent gaming laptop church
  08/09/12
do you look jewish? do you have a jewish name? can you discu...
Yellow Cerebral Public Bath
  08/10/12
i don't look stereotypically jewish, but i'm sure i could pa...
stirring violent gaming laptop church
  08/10/12
yeah, birthright is pretty liberal. i once saw a seriously g...
Yellow Cerebral Public Bath
  08/10/12
sweet. can definitely spin my college friends' birthright ex...
stirring violent gaming laptop church
  08/10/12
you're more likely to get called out on it if you're dating ...
Yellow Cerebral Public Bath
  08/10/12
oh yeah, definitely. not looking to hook any of the marriage...
stirring violent gaming laptop church
  08/10/12
are you going to a major city with lots of jews? there aren'...
Yellow Cerebral Public Bath
  08/10/12
yeah, it's a big city.
stirring violent gaming laptop church
  08/10/12
are you a lawyer? looking for golddiggers?
Yellow Cerebral Public Bath
  08/10/12
i'm going to law school. did ibanking/MBB consulting after u...
stirring violent gaming laptop church
  08/10/12
why the hell you going to law school?
motley theater
  08/10/12
because i think i would like to be a lawyer. i'm going to a ...
stirring violent gaming laptop church
  08/10/12
...
copper hell nibblets
  08/10/12
nah. you jerks would get me pwnd.
stirring violent gaming laptop church
  08/10/12
LOL 180
bespoke trump supporter foreskin
  08/10/12
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Arrogant Beady-eyed Property Puppy
  02/25/15
if i'm a gentile (but with a small amount of jewish ancestry...
motley theater
  08/10/12
bump for more tips from my jew brehs
stirring violent gaming laptop church
  08/10/12
Lol. as soon as she plays Jewish geography, you'll be outed ...
Exciting crystalline elastic band
  08/10/12
explain
stirring violent gaming laptop church
  08/10/12
"oh, you went to michigan for college. class of 2010? d...
Yellow Cerebral Public Bath
  08/10/12
meh, not too worried.
stirring violent gaming laptop church
  08/10/12
::shudders::
Mischievous sapphire house sneaky criminal
  02/25/15
say you're half jewish
naked stead
  08/10/12
yeah brother, that's the plan. moms is jewish but took dad's...
stirring violent gaming laptop church
  08/10/12
...
copper hell nibblets
  02/25/15
(leah farbenbaum)
outnumbered cruel-hearted rehab genital piercing
  02/25/15
Once you have establish trust, snapchat her a picture of one...
Rambunctious Pink Heaven
  02/25/15
llol
Pearl histrionic sound barrier
  02/25/15
Be a doctor. A medical kind.
shaky maroon meetinghouse
  02/25/15


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Date: August 9th, 2012 11:30 PM
Author: stirring violent gaming laptop church

Moving to a new city for school. Fairly attractive bro. Will be in a prestigious program. Not Jewish but hear jdate is a great place to pwn sluts. Thinking of just listing myself as ethnically Jewish but non practicing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21301619)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 12:19 AM
Author: Yellow Cerebral Public Bath

do you look jewish? do you have a jewish name? can you discuss hillel and birthright?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302207)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:12 AM
Author: stirring violent gaming laptop church

i don't look stereotypically jewish, but i'm sure i could pass. don't have a jewish name. plan to just say my mother is jewish and my father is not. i think that should cover both name and looks. i had plenty of jewish friends in college so yes, i can discuss those things, but don't want to contradict the rest of my story. can bros with jewish mothers in non-practicing families even go on birthright (and get it paid for, i mean)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302659)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: Yellow Cerebral Public Bath

yeah, birthright is pretty liberal. i once saw a seriously ghetto black american dude walking around jerusalem in the middle of a birthright dude.

if you can pull it off, good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302685)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:16 AM
Author: stirring violent gaming laptop church

sweet. can definitely spin my college friends' birthright experience as my own. does the rest of the story hold water (re: no jewish name, etc.)? any other tips? appreciate it man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302697)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:18 AM
Author: Yellow Cerebral Public Bath

you're more likely to get called out on it if you're dating girls and/or trying to fuck girls looking for marriage material guys right off the bat. if you're just trying to hit up some slutty 23 year old, she likely won't question it. if she's going out with you, it's not going to be an issue b/c she's seen your picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302724)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: stirring violent gaming laptop church

oh yeah, definitely. not looking to hook any of the marriage looking girls at all. i've just heard jdate attracts lots of slutty/pretty attractive girls, and i'll be moving to a brand new city so i figure why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302736)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: Yellow Cerebral Public Bath

are you going to a major city with lots of jews? there aren't jews if your brand new city is birmingham.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302749)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: stirring violent gaming laptop church

yeah, it's a big city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302753)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:25 AM
Author: Yellow Cerebral Public Bath

are you a lawyer? looking for golddiggers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302766)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: stirring violent gaming laptop church

i'm going to law school. did ibanking/MBB consulting after undergrad. i'm looking to hook up with attractive girls. i'm indifferent to whether or not they are gold diggers. i have plenty of money but i'm not looking to make it rain if that's going to be the make or break as far as whether or not she sleeps with me, if that makes any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302778)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:54 AM
Author: motley theater

why the hell you going to law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302853)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: stirring violent gaming laptop church

because i think i would like to be a lawyer. i'm going to a top school that's paid for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305663)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:16 AM
Author: copper hell nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302703)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:17 AM
Author: stirring violent gaming laptop church

nah. you jerks would get me pwnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302708)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:55 AM
Author: bespoke trump supporter foreskin

LOL 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302856)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Arrogant Beady-eyed Property Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27390116)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 1:56 AM
Author: motley theater

if i'm a gentile (but with a small amount of jewish ancestry) on jdate, what should i say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21302861)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: stirring violent gaming laptop church

bump for more tips from my jew brehs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305667)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Exciting crystalline elastic band

Lol. as soon as she plays Jewish geography, you'll be outed as a goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305700)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: stirring violent gaming laptop church

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305711)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Yellow Cerebral Public Bath

"oh, you went to michigan for college. class of 2010? do you know know shlmo rosenfeld? what about sarah goldberg? what about leah farbenbaum?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305731)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: stirring violent gaming laptop church

meh, not too worried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305747)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Mischievous sapphire house sneaky criminal

::shudders::

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27390117)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: naked stead

say you're half jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305778)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: stirring violent gaming laptop church

yeah brother, that's the plan. moms is jewish but took dad's protestant last name, or such is my story anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#21305899)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: copper hell nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27389981)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: outnumbered cruel-hearted rehab genital piercing

(leah farbenbaum)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27389988)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious Pink Heaven

Once you have establish trust, snapchat her a picture of one of your horns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27390115)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic sound barrier

llol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27390122)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: shaky maroon meetinghouse

Be a doctor. A medical kind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2019395&forum_id=2#27390121)